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Ok Ladies, What is the weirdest request you have ever had from a punter during a punt? Did you carry the request out?

Ok Guys, Have you had any weird requests from a WG while in a punt? Did you carry the request out?

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Ok Ladies, What is the weirdest request you have ever had from a punter during a punt? Did you carry the request out?

Ok Guys, Have you had any weird requests from a WG while in a punt? Did you carry the request out?

Indeed i have. Being asked to beat her up, i declined and rapidly left, weird and worrying.

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Back in my very early parlour days (1998) I had a guy ask if he could stick clothes pegs all over me.

I politely declined even though he offered me treble the normal fee for a full service.

*Shudders at the thought*

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I've had a few out there requests, had a client ask me to wear his clothes throughout the booking, had another wanting wanting a wine bottle bottle up his rear, met a few into humiliation but that's a whole other thread!

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Oh just remembered another, had a client who had a licking fetish, just wanted to be licked the whole booking, in particular his face, really turned him on, each to there own :0)

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Oh I have a list as long as me arm... and I have long arms.

Many can't be divulged though out of discretion....

but just when I think I have seen them all....

along comes something/someone to surprise me!

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Had a booking sometime ago from what seemed a really nice down to earth guy,nothing out the ordinary while exchanging emails.He turned up and 1hr into a 2hr booking,he told me to relax on the bed while he got something from his bag(said he had the bag because he was on his way to work after seeing me)OK i thought!!!..He then produced a wedding gown,to which he informed me that it was his ex-wife!!!.i asked why did you bring that with you(ask a silly question i suppose)to which his reply was please can you wear this for the remaining booking,as i reminded him of his ex-wife and then could he cum over the dress...I must have had the look of WTF on my face,as i said I'm sorry i didn't mean to freak you out,i will leave now.Well F*ck me i was frozen to the spot for about 10 mins.Ironic thing was he left me good feedback...Oh my days..lol :(

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Had one today that asked if I could shove his face into a chocolate cake and try and suffocate him with it.

I declined because it would be a waste of a cake!

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Oh I have a list as long as me arm... and I have long arms.

Many can't be divulged though out of discretion....

but just when I think I have seen them all....

along comes something/someone to surprise me!

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Oooh, please spill! Love hearing about wacky requests from clients, I agree about discretion, but then thought clients have spilled the beans on me over x amount of pn reviews and there's a thread about wacky requests from wgs, so I thought bugger it!!! here's another...... not a request to me me but wacky all the same......Client I was seeing for months got found about by his wife, drinking too much champs on the booking, wife checked his phone and apparentely he had no choice other than to confess, to proove to her it wasn't a big deal he booked a working girl I work with for a threesome!! I never saw him again after, not sure if that was a wise move trying to get her to sing off his page but worth a shot!!

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I've had more than a few over the years and not sure that I should be sharing them but as I turned this guy right around and through the door I don't think it matters. He pulled a jam jar of worms out of his bag and wanted me to feed them to him after he had stuck his doodah in the jar and cum on them. Not a chance that was going to happen.. Yukkk :o:blink:

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There was years back in Liverpool a guy going round the parlours who would bring in a bag of nettles and gardening gloves and get the girl to whip him with them :o

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There was years back in Liverpool a guy going round the parlours who would bring in a bag of nettles and gardening gloves and get the girl to whip him with them :o

I saw a lady on the other site today who was offering that very service!

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i went out with a WG for a while (big mistake - but that's another thread) - she used to tell me all sorts of stuff

placing a biro casing into a gentleman's.........you get the idea

lots of poo stories

cleaning fetishes - toilets and tongues

stretching ball sacks - extreme

insetting boiled eggs

cheese graters

to name but a few that spring to mind

there are some odd people out there - both that undertake this line of work and who frequent the said ladies! :o

"nowt stranger than folk"

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There was years back in Liverpool a guy going round the parlours who would bring in a bag of nettles and gardening gloves and get the girl to whip him with them :o

I have met "nettle man"

Don't know if he is he same person but the memory

still stings..... a very unusual meeting indeed!

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Had a booking sometime ago from what seemed a really nice down to earth guy,nothing out the ordinary while exchanging emails.He turned up and 1hr into a 2hr booking,he told me to relax on the bed while he got something from his bag(said he had the bag because he was on his way to work after seeing me)OK i thought!!!..He then produced a wedding gown,to which he informed me that it was his ex-wife!!!.i asked why did you bring that with you(ask a silly question i suppose)to which his reply was please can you wear this for the remaining booking,as i reminded him of his ex-wife and then could he cum over the dress...I must have had the look of WTF on my face,as i said I'm sorry i didn't mean to freak you out,i will leave now.Well F*ck me i was frozen to the spot for about 10 mins.Ironic thing was he left me good feedback...Oh my days..lol :(

Poor guy, obviously he was still in love with her... I don't think this request was too much of a stretch to accommodate, giving him a glimpse of happiness or satisfaction.

I have heard of far more shocking stories than this one... such as this client who use to visit all the parlours in MK to collect as much semen from other men as possible "I think the girls used to collect this for him and put it into a jar".. and he would just collect this without any sexual services from the girls.... now for me that's serious bizarre.

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One girl told me about how she had a punter who liked her to tread on the cat's tail until it squeaked, then be forced to lick chocolate off her thigh high leather boots while she whipped him with a piss-soaked towel.

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Ok Ladies, What is the weirdest request you have ever had from a punter during a punt? Did you carry the request out?

Ok Guys, Have you had any weird requests from a WG while in a punt? Did you carry the request out?

There was the guy who wanted me to shoot him...

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Sorry i'm still laughing at the wedding dress story . Its a bit norman bates to me .

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Puppy play. Needless to say, I totally made him my bitch. Pahahahaha!

On a completely unrelated note I really need to stop laughing at my own jokes.

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One girl told me about how she had a punter who liked her to tread on the cat's tail until it squeaked, then be forced to lick chocolate off her thigh high leather boots while she whipped him with a piss-soaked towel.

Apart from the cat thing, sounds fairly normal to me ;)

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I have met "nettle man"

Don't know if he is he same person but the memory

still stings..... a very unusual meeting indeed!

I never saw him myself and he eventually got banned from the parlours coz it took an hour after to sort the room out and they said it wasn't worth it for a 30 minute booking :o

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My ex had a guy we called Gas Mask Man, he flew from one of the Channel Islands to the mainland, then hired a car to drive to Stockport to a a hotel he had booked specifically for seeing her. He got her to wear a gas mask which he supplied and then try to drug him with various smells until he told her where the 'gold' was hidden, (it was under the hotel). She had some PVC boots she wore when she went out dancing at Goth do's, they were particularly 'fragrant', eventually he told her the answer. He was then rewarded with a hand job by her while she was wearing Marigolds. He left her the gas mask and then came back to see her again a couple of years later, same routine, must have cost him a lot of money for some stinking boots and to be wanked off. He had evidently approached several other escorts who turned him down, £150 they could have had quite easily.

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Sorry did a duplicate post. :(

Edited by mike52

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There was the guy who wanted me to shoot him...

WTF!!!!

Please say it was a water pistol he had in mind

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