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The English Doris aged 30-32, plain looks, plainly dressed, with no interest or flair in making herself look attractive/ sexy, would not dream of working in one of these flats where they rotate the ladies once a week. Some Doris's from China though would. I know because I just spent £110 for one hour in an apartment in Wimbledon through the AceMassage website. Dressed in ill fitting black hold ups and red underwear when she would much rather being wearing grey knickers. No CIM, FK, A. It was not awful, but it was hard work. If I had been 19 I would have loved it, but now I am a lot older I am only after the truly special occasions.

I think the difference is the English Doris would probably have some ingrained hang-ups about sex, whereas in the Far East they just see it as bodily function that is not worth getting to het up about and if you can earn a little money from it while abroad, then why not?

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The English Doris aged 30-32, plain looks, plainly dressed, with no interest or flair in making herself look attractive/ sexy, would not dream of working in one of these flats where they rotate the ladies once a week. Some Doris's from China though would. I know because I just spent £110 for one hour in an apartment in Wimbledon through the AceMassage website. Dressed in ill fitting black hold ups and red underwear when she would much rather being wearing grey knickers. No CIM, FK, A. It was not awful, but it was hard work. If I had been 19 I would have loved it, but now I am a lot older I am only after the truly special occasions.

I think the difference is the English Doris would probably have some ingrained hang-ups about sex, whereas in the Far East they just see it as bodily function that is not worth getting to het up about and if you can earn a little money from it while abroad, then why not?

I would of walked if no kissing was on offer. What research did you do on this WG beforehand and were the services you mentioned offered when booking but not actually on offer when you got their? :)

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If I was a man I wouldn't book a Doris.

I would go for a

Zsa Zsa

or

MiMi

or

Dolores

........ steer clear of Dorises Ediths and Berthas

that's what I say anyway.

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If I was a man I wouldn't book a Doris.

I would go for a

Zsa Zsa

or

MiMi

or

Dolores

........ steer clear of Dorises Ediths and Berthas

that's what I say anyway.

I think I'm more of a Linda or Susan or Carol sort of bloke.

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If I was a man I wouldn't book a Doris.

I would go for a

Zsa Zsa

or

MiMi

or

Dolores

........ steer clear of Dorises Ediths and Berthas

that's what I say anyway.

Yep, might want to steer clear of Ethel and Eunice too. :ph34r:

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Yep, might want to steer clear of Ethel and Eunice too. :ph34r:

...to say nothing of Beryl and Myrtle.

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If I was a man I wouldn't book a Doris.

I would go for a

Zsa Zsa

or

MiMi

or

Dolores

........ steer clear of Dorises Ediths and Berthas

that's what I say anyway.

I like the name Mimi Adele xxx

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I would of walked if no kissing was on offer. What research did you do on this WG beforehand and were the services you mentioned offered when booking but not actually on offer when you got their? :)

Once in a while you get fed up with doing the research and just try pot luck.

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How about Margeurites? It's my middle name :D

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I know what gaitskell means re Chinese girls, but it's a function of cost and location too. You'll get nicer girls who will dfk etc in central London where there's a huge amount of competition, particularly from thai girls who will do just about anything, but you pay more.

I visit a place in Swindon where they have a new Chinese girl every week, it's mostly no kissing and condom on for oral, but you occasionally get a real gem and I like the variety, plus for 60 quid for half hour you can't go Wong in my opinion! :-)

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"...plus for 60 quid for half hour you can't go Wong in my opinion! :-)..."

Be careful when you phone though!

With so many called Wing or Wong...

...you might Wing the Wong number :rolleyes:

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How about Margeurites? It's my middle name :D

We used to have margeurites in the garden when I was a little girl

and they are lovely flowers. I like all ladies' names which are

flowers.

My middle name is an embarrassing one.

:rolleyes:

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We used to have margeurites in the garden when I was a little girl

and they are lovely flowers. I like all ladies' names which are

flowers.

My middle name is an embarrassing one.

:rolleyes:

Sounds like that old ditty I can never remember it ends with something like

Now Shelia of Nottingham was the best of all the bunch,

but when it came to expenses they were breakfast, dinner and lunch"

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Marguerite is so much prettier than Margaret!

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Once in a while you get fed up with doing the research and just try pot luck.

And then regret it afterwards :D .

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I think I'm more of a Linda or Susan or Carol sort of bloke.

Carol !

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Except some of those plain Doris can turn into dynamos under the right circumstances, make them feel sexy and they turn sexy.

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Except some of those plain Doris can turn into dynamos under the right circumstances, make them feel sexy and they turn sexy.

My real name is Felicity Slackpants but I thought it was far too pretentious so changed it to Adele.

:unsure:

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Except some of those plain Doris can turn into dynamos under the right circumstances, make them feel sexy and they turn sexy.

I don't know if she's still around, but a year or so ago there was a rather statuesque mature Italian blonde calling herself Doris doing business in London.

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My real name is Felicity Slackpants but I thought it was far too pretentious so changed it to Adele.

:unsure:

Well I don't think we could possible include you in the category of plain doris.

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Marguerite is so much prettier than Margaret!

Aww thanks! :D

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My real name is Felicity Slackpants but I thought it was far too pretentious so changed it to Adele.

:unsure:

I like Felicity. I always wanted to be called Penelope when I was a girl!

But Adele is nice, I like Adele :D

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We used to have margeurites in the garden when I was a little girl

and they are lovely flowers. I like all ladies' names which are

flowers.

My middle name is an embarrassing one.

:rolleyes:

I have never seen the margeurites flowers, but it is lovely to know that they are nice :D

I do like girls names that sound like flowers too; Rose, Poppy, Iris, Lily, all lovely but I draw the line at Daisy, I'm afraid it reminds me of cows! :unsure:

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Be careful when you phone though!

With so many called Wing or Wong...

...you might Wing the Wong number :rolleyes:

Are you fan of Jim Davidson and The Duke of Edinburgh by chance ?

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Are you fan of Jim Davidson and The Duke of Edinburgh by chance ?

:lol::lol: :lol:

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