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Anyone here had sex on a beach? got any tips on how to be discreet and not get caught? is it best to wait until its quite late?

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Anyone here had sex on a beach? got any tips on how to be discreet and not get caught? is it best to wait until its quite late?

I have and in bunkers on deserted golf courses late at night. Watch the sand, it gets everywhere if your not careful. ;)

On a beach use a windbreak up against a wall or suchlike, i was in Walton-on-the-Naze with my son recently and a couple were shagging on the beach near the pier using a windbreak but as the beach was lower than the walkway we were on above it didnt give much cover, so bear that in mind. Obviously at night offers you better cover.

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organ grinder isnt it?

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Have done it on the beach several times...highly recommend you find a deserted stretch of sandy shoreline, best during the week days mid-morning or early afternoon. There are fewer people out strolling the beach. Bring something to block any blowing sand and salty breeze, sand and salt does tend to get into everything and makes punting very painful. There are places the sand and salt gets that no matter how long you show or soak in a tub , its hard to get rid of. Best to find a hotel room with a beautiful ocean view from the bed.

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Have done it on the beach several times...highly recommend you find a deserted stretch of sandy shoreline, best during the week days mid-morning or early afternoon. There are fewer people out strolling the beach. Bring something to block any blowing sand and salty breeze, sand and salt does tend to get into everything and makes punting very painful. There are places the sand and salt gets that no matter how long you show or soak in a tub , its hard to get rid of. Best to find a hotel room with a beautiful ocean view from the bed.

There are obviously less people likely to be about late at night after dark though of course, the often cold wind makes it a bit chilly though so ensure its a warn night.

I certainly agree about finding a hotel with a good sea view, the days of shagging on the beach have gone for me. Alternatively what they have in Walton are those beachside huts which people sleep in which are on the bank above the beach, not sure if these can be hired or are owned though. I know many seaside resorts have them. :)

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organ grinder isnt it?

Sand will certainly grind on your organ if you dont take the utmost care. :D

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Have done it on the beach several times...highly recommend you find a deserted stretch of sandy shoreline, best during the week days mid-morning or early afternoon. There are fewer people out strolling the beach. Bring something to block any blowing sand and salty breeze, sand and salt does tend to get into everything and makes punting very painful. There are places the sand and salt gets that no matter how long you show or soak in a tub , its hard to get rid of. Best to find a hotel room with a beautiful ocean view from the bed.

Often wondered about that in porn films, especially Private where much shagging and oral takes place on beaches.

It must be painful with even the smallest amount of sand.

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It's high on my "to do" list!

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Long ago, a gf insisted on trying that with me. It was like a box she wanted to tick.

As with all sex in exposed places, there's a certain thrill of anticipation, waiting for the right moment. But when it came down to it, there was the sand nuisance to be taken into account - we opted for a cowgirl ride as the best way of coping with that. Then there's the need to be on constant lookout, which distracts from focussing properly on giving and receiving pleasure. So after that we stuck to the hotel room as the proven better option.

Strictly speaking, I would regard use of a windbreak or other shelter as cheating.

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Long ago, a gf insisted on trying that with me. It was like a box she wanted to tick.

As opposed to 'a box you wanteed to lick'?

Mind you full of sand.....

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Long ago, a gf insisted on trying that with me. It was like a box she wanted to tick.

As with all sex in exposed places, there's a certain thrill of anticipation, waiting for the right moment. But when it came down to it, there was the sand nuisance to be taken into account - we opted for a cowgirl ride as the best way of coping with that. Then there's the need to be on constant lookout, which distracts from focussing properly on giving and receiving pleasure. So after that we stuck to the hotel room as the proven better option.

Strictly speaking, I would regard use of a windbreak or other shelter as cheating.

The OP is interested in sex on the beach, there is no cheating involved by using a windbreak, it would still ensure they had sex on the beach with the windbreak if positioned in the right place offering a bit of potection from prying eyes which his request for discretion and not getting caught fulfils.

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I too am interested in trying this at some point. Anyone recommend any discreet beaches you know off?

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It's not an experience I'd be willing to try again.

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If the water is warm enough, fucking in the sea is great. Especially if there are people on the beach, in full view.

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In my very much younger days, and this is absolutely no word of a lie, my now wife and I did off the beach in sea at West Wittering on a lilow that, wait for it, had a slow puncture.

We did manage it and by the time we both came we were sitting in the middle of the lilow sandwich quite low in the water - happy days!!!

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If the water is warm enough, fucking in the sea is great. Especially if there are people on the beach, in full view.

I'd want to be sure that it is a Blue Flag beach...

...or you might get, sex, watersports and hardsports all rolled in together :o

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Overrated, both the act and the drink.

But in a beach-house - now you are talking.

With wind or even rain on the outside!

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Why not compromise and have sex in the sea. Had the pleasure of that in Dubai where the sea is very warm. No one has any idea what you are up to other than cuddling and messing around and it is just as sexy with the sun beating down on you.

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Brings a new meaning to a salty kiss.

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If you do cow-girl with the girl in a medium to long skirt, then if you get disturbed you can just pretend she's lying on top and you're making out.

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If you do cow-girl with the girl in a medium to long skirt, then if you get disturbed you can just pretend she's lying on top and you're making out.

'Making out' How cute, are you American ;-0

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Sex on the beach? Fistral Beach, Newquay, night time, mid 60's. Luvly!

Old jokes about sex on the beach aren't far from being right:- Q. 'What's in it for me?' A.'Sand!'

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Byron Bay - the girls are even kitted out for meetings for fun on the beach & know the best places to go :-)

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A few years ago, I came across a girl sunbathing nude (on the edge of a normal beach).

She was obviously horny and so was I.

We found a secluded place and we were both saisfied.

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