killa923

The Size Of My Member Lol

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Hi guys

I am new on the punting scene, well ive seen 2 girls so far and both of them have had something to say about my penis size.

The first girl I seen was within a parlour, when I took my boxer shorts off her reaction was like wow that is really big, in my mind I thought bet she was only saying this to make me feel confident and comfortable as I told her she was my first ever punt.

However I seen my 2nd girl the other day at her flat and her reaction was literally "what the ****". She even went to say that she didnt think she had any condoms that would fit it and that after I left she was going to tell her friend about it. I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, she said she had never seen one that big which was a real shock to me. She even stated that if I hurt her during sex she will only give me a handjob which I was thinking £60 quid for just a handjob no chance.

Anyway after she lubed up a bit we commenced with the sex, think she put too much in because it felt too good and I ended up up coming in like about 2 mins (which she was awfully happy about).

Now I have slept with my fair share of girls and some have commented on my size but not with the reaction I received from the WG's which came as a surprise as stereotypical as it sounds I would have thought these girls had seen all sizes of penis from the damn right tiny to the painfully monstrous

I would love to hear both ladies and gents thoughts on this

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I think that claims that the punter is unusually sized do come as standard with a lot of wgs. But the reactions you describe do sound a bit stronger than the normal guff so may well be more genuine than most. That you haven't heard the same from non-wgs is strange, though. Possibly it's a sort of flattery inflation: wgs get so used to telling guys with average-sized cocks that they are big that when they see someone with one that is actually big they have to pretend it is a monster.

I often hear lines from working girls about how big I am or that she is going to need the extra large condoms but I don't take them seriously. If a lady says "you're big" I usually tap my fat belly and say "yes, I know".

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If you want helpful advice - especially from the ever-helpful ladies on here, who really know what they are talking about, then I think it's time for you to come up with the measurements! No need to be shy in this depraved company.

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If you want helpful advice - especially from the ever-helpful ladies on here, who really know what they are talking about, then I think it's time for you to come up with the measurements! No need to be shy in this depraved company.

We come in all shapes and sizes don't we? Some of us are larger than average in certain 'blessed' places. I prefer the man with an 'average' cock since I don't like being hurt by the really big ones (and I have been)

I suppose it's down to the way you use it. One of my clients is extremely tall - about 6'7" and his cock is huge, but he is aware of the possibility of hurting me and so never does. He also brings his own extra large condoms along.

The problem with having an extra large cock is that if you write to the girl in advance and tell her about it, she may dismiss you as a timewaster, so you are damned for telling her and damned for just showing up with a monster willy!

I find blow jobs are tedious with the larger cock and usually get cramp in my jaw which is bloody painful!

It's not just men who have these problems. Not everybody likes 'big'. I was talking to a friend only yesterday about the problems we face having large breasts. We both agreed that we can't sleep on our tummies or wear certain skimpy tops other women can in Summer because we would look like porn stars.

We both confessed to being aware of the 'shelf' effect and how it can make us look fatter when we are not, and we both complained of bra straps digging in to our shoulders.....

However, unlike my friend, I can use my figure to its full advantage when I am at work.

I wish you luck. Some girls may not see you again, you'll just have to accept it's not personal :unsure:

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An "I've got a big todger" thread. How unusual. :rolleyes:

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An "I've got a big todger" thread. How unusual. :rolleyes:

Precisely my thoughts.

Have there been as many 'I've got a tiny prick' threads?

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I am so small a girl said I could take her nasal virginity if I wanted!

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Hi guys

I am new on the punting scene, well ive seen 2 girls so far and both of them have had something to say about my penis size.

The first girl I seen was within a parlour, when I took my boxer shorts off her reaction was like wow that is really big, in my mind I thought bet she was only saying this to make me feel confident and comfortable as I told her she was my first ever punt.

However I seen my 2nd girl the other day at her flat and her reaction was literally "what the ****". She even went to say that she didnt think she had any condoms that would fit it and that after I left she was going to tell her friend about it. I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, she said she had never seen one that big which was a real shock to me. She even stated that if I hurt her during sex she will only give me a handjob which I was thinking £60 quid for just a handjob no chance.

Anyway after she lubed up a bit we commenced with the sex, think she put too much in because it felt too good and I ended up up coming in like about 2 mins (which she was awfully happy about).

Now I have slept with my fair share of girls and some have commented on my size but not with the reaction I received from the WG's which came as a surprise as stereotypical as it sounds I would have thought these girls had seen all sizes of penis from the damn right tiny to the painfully monstrous

I would love to hear both ladies and gents thoughts on this

Just get out your tape measure and give us your length and circumference. I suspect you're as big as 50% of us. While you're at it, give us your height as well. If you're vertically challenged, you may be huge in proportion to your height!

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You can't have been to the same place as me because I'm assured by the girls that mine is the biggest they've ever seen! :rolleyes:

I'm Spartacus :rolleyes:

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Just get out your tape measure and give us your length and circumference. I suspect you're as big as 50% of us. While you're at it, give us your height as well. If you're vertically challenged, you may be huge in proportion to your height!

Print Out & Compare

Don't forget to report back :rolleyes:

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he doesnt need to get a tape measure out, every man has measured his cock, one thing the pope, bin laden and the american president have in common. Some girls will dump a guy, if he has too big a cock, its not just its hurts them, they actually think it will make them permanently slack, down there. Woman have fanny size issues, as well.

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Mine's so big it would stretch the Blackwall Tunnel. :o

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Hahaha thank you for the responses guys and girls even the sarcastic ones gave me a chuckle and am loving the penis chart so surprising what you can find out there.

I would say my penis would deffo be in the 7inch regions but would say it is very wide also. If it came across as a boast it wasn't meant to I just wanted to get an idea of if these WG's were genuinely shocked by my member or playing a role.

Will wait till I get paid again then will try a 3rd punt and see what reaction I get that time, If again she comments on my size I will just accept that I am an Adonis and leave it that *cool face*

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As a wg I have met almost every shape and size of cock from the monster eye watering kind

to the "did it stop growing when he was aged 7"......

but I would never comment on the lack of size or dream of making fun of it or the client....

if a wg is so insensitive as to giggle or deride a man's cock then all he need do is get his

own back... tell her her tits need inflating or her belly needs ironing....

that should shut her up

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you summed in up it your first few words: "I am new on the punting scene"

Yes we've all had the "ooh thats a large one" "never seen one like that" "you gunna take it slow with one that big?"

ANd the super tiny condom application that ends up making my head explode into a 12 ft wide red balloon....."errrr is a bit tight!!"

On the next booking I asked if she had any bigger condoms cos apparently hers were too tight.....

Welcome to punting! :D

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you summed in up it your first few words: "I am new on the punting scene"

Yes we've all had the "ooh thats a large one" "never seen one like that" "you gunna take it slow with one that big?"

ANd the super tiny condom application that ends up making my head explode into a 12 ft wide red balloon....."errrr is a bit tight!!"

On the next booking I asked if she had any bigger condoms cos apparently hers were too tight.....

Welcome to punting! :D

Well I havent ! :blink: Perhaps I should start to worry too!, :lol: but I can relate to the tight fit condom ! B)

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you summed in up it your first few words: "I am new on the punting scene"

Yes we've all had the "ooh thats a large one" "never seen one like that" "you gunna take it slow with one that big?"

ANd the super tiny condom application that ends up making my head explode into a 12 ft wide red balloon....."errrr is a bit tight!!"

On the next booking I asked if she had any bigger condoms cos apparently hers were too tight.....

Welcome to punting! :D

I haven't had that either. I was told once that mine was 'streamlined' :huh:

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I have not measured mine since I was 13. What's the point? It ain't going to get any bigger by worrying. And I ain't ever going to be in the same room as another guy with an erection.

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I would have thought most guys know approximately their size and to be honest most guys know the average size from the internet. Guess what, most will be average!

I equate it to height, someone 6'2" you may say isn't exceptionally tall. Someone say 6'7" you would say is exceptionally tall. However, in percentage terms the taller guy isn't that much bigger than the shorter one. The point I'm making is say just a difference of 10-20% will probably turn you from average to well above average or even large, not really that different in the greater scheme of things?

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I would have thought most guys know approximately their size and to be honest most guys know the average size from the internet.

I would think that trying to judge average cock size from the internet to be a road to feelings of inadequacy. Most porn films feature guys with 8"+. No way is that average.

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And I ain't ever going to be in the same room as another guy with an erection.

You should try going to a party some time Lessingham. There are guys of all shapes and sizes there (and they all seem to be quite happy with their very modest tackle - quite often invisible under their beer belly lol). It's actually great for a bit of reassurance and body confidence to see that the rest of the punting community is just a bunch of normal joes and not a load of ripped, buff, tan, young adonis's (although some are, of course - curse them lol).

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You should try going to a party some time Lessingham. There are guys of all shapes and sizes there (and they all seem to be quite happy with their very modest tackle - quite often invisible under their beer belly lol). It's actually great for a bit of reassurance and body confidence to see that the rest of the punting community is just a bunch of normal joes and not a load of ripped, buff, tan, young adonis's (although some are, of course - curse them lol).

Er...no. I'm with Lessingham on this regarding 'Parties'

The sight of a hard cock poking out from under a beer belly would not get me in the mood at all.

Bad enough when I catch sight of mine in the mirror :o

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