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We all know how IQ is not really reliable in determining what is intelligence, but just how stupid would a WG have to be before you considered her so stupid that she was unable to give informed consent to having sex ?

Remember if someone cannot give informed consent to sex then having sex with them would be rape.. !

http://www.increasebrainpower.com/iq-scale.html

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We all know how IQ is not really reliable in determining what is intelligence, but just how stupid would a WG have to be before you considered her so stupid that she was unable to give informed consent to having sex ?

Remember if someone cannot give informed consent to sex then having sex with them would be rape.. !

If she lacked the capacity to give consent due to a lack of intelligence then it is far more likely to be section 30 SOA 2003 (Sexual activity with a person with a mental disorder impeding choice).

I've come across some pretty thick WG's but I've certainly never come across one who was too thick to understand what she was doing. They were intelligent enough to answer the phone, make an appointment, open the door, take and check the money and make sure that a condom was used. They also made sure that I didn't overrun my time.

If I thought that a girl lacked the intelligence or capacity to consent then I would call Crimestoppers from an anonymous phone, as I would be concerned that she was being exploited by a third party.

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We all know how IQ is not really reliable in determining what is intelligence, but just how stupid would a WG have to be before you considered her so stupid that she was unable to give informed consent to having sex ?

Remember if someone cannot give informed consent to sex then having sex with them would be rape.. !

http://www.increasebrainpower.com/iq-scale.html

I assume your own IQ passes muster :P

Maybe the girls should hand out IQ tests to their clients............it works both ways and given the patronising nature of your post maybe they should do that with you ;)

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Maybe I have a low IQ, because I don't get the point of this thread?

Edited by Vin DaLoo

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I assume your own IQ passes muster :P

Maybe the girls should hand out IQ tests to their clients............it works both ways and given the patronising nature of your post maybe they should do that with you ;)

Quite. a new thread? 'How patronising does a punter have to be, before you decide, some jobs just aren't worth the irritation?'

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If she lacked the capacity to give consent due to a lack of intelligence then it is far more likely to be section 30 SOA 2003 (Sexual activity with a person with a mental disorder impeding choice).

I've come across some pretty thick WG's but I've certainly never come across one who was too thick to understand what she was doing. They were intelligent enough to answer the phone, make an appointment, open the door, take and check the money and make sure that a condom was used. They also made sure that I didn't overrun my time.

If I thought that a girl lacked the intelligence or capacity to consent then I would call Crimestoppers from an anonymous phone, as I would be concerned that she was being exploited by a third party.

Good post, i have met WGs who appeared to be out of it on drugs so walked for a number of reasons one being consent, did they know what they were doing or indeed on what planet they were on.

A few others have been so pissed that i probably could of done anything and they wouldnt of realised or been capable of saying no, both WGs and non-WGs, but punting or having sex like that isnt my bag although i have had sex many times when we were both pissed outside of punting.

As to being just thick, same as you i havent punted with anyone so thick that i thought they had a learning disability. :)

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Good post, i have met WGs who appeared to be out of it on drugs so walked for a number of reasons one being consent, did they know what they were doing or indeed on what planet they were on.

A few others have been so pissed that i probably could of done anything and they wouldnt of realised or been capable of saying no, both WGs and non-WGs, but punting or having sex like that isnt my bag although i have had sex many times when we were both pissed outside of punting.

As to being just thick, same as you i havent punted with anyone so thick that i thought they had a learning disability. :)

Fair enough, but then the thread would be called 'off head on substances' NOT thick as two planks.

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Fair enough, but then the thread would be called 'off head on substances' NOT thick as two planks.

To me the issue includes informed consent as the OP mentioned so my experiences posted took that into account plus i did answer the thick question.

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From my experience, WGs tend to be highly intelligent people and quite a few would be very successful in what ever they decided to do as a profession!

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In my case the situation would be unlikely to arise unless the WG's profile was total rubbish not written by her, because I always look for signs of a reasonable level of intelligence before making contact.

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Intelligence can be of the academic, practical or emotional sort. Those rich in one may be deficient in others. So we tread on eggshells. But, for a fairly comprehensive exhibtion of gormlessness in a WG see yesterday's Evening Standard for an interview with Helen Wood, one of Wayne Rooney's many regrets.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/article-23963884-helen-wood-talks-sex-and-super-injuctions.do

Specific examples of unwisdom include:

1)Borrowing £500 from a loan shark to go on holiday in Marbella. This is how she became financially embarrassed in the first place, she says

2)Getting into a 'casual Northern bitch fight' in a nightclub

3) Including a tally of punters, freelance and press income in the article. Other articles on our lady identify the agency she worked for, and for how long, meaning that Humphrey at HMRC will be able to raise a reasonably accurate assessment between tea break and lunchtime, and compare it with whatever tax Ms Wood has actually paid in recent years.

4) Falling for a 'very protective' boyfriend, for whom she now has tattoos on the insides of her wrists. 'They say: "No Lies, Just Love, Louis" and the date we met,' she explains. 'It's a security thing for him.' Unfortunately, nine months after they met he went to prison, where he remains, for importing gun parts.

5) "She wants a book deal. Passionately. She needs a ghost writer, so wanting to publish a book is not quite the same as wanting to write a book. But then I doubt Wayne Rooney sat through the night penning the intricacies of Wayne Rooney: My Story. She would love an advice column, seeing her two-year career as an escort as a qualification of sorts. 'Men would ring me and say, "My wife is having an affair." Or "She doesn't find me attractive anymore. How do I woo her? How do I tell her she's beautiful?"And I love those kinds of conversations. I want to use my experience and use my brain." It is beyond parody, and has lured me back here after several months absence.

But here's the rub------ any of us could have booked her whilst she worked for M****** J**** in Manchester. Would any of us have appreciated quite how thick she is?

Edited by wanderlust

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The majority of wg's wont be that intelligent, but it doesnt mean they dont know or appreciate what they are doing.

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She can be as thick as she wants as long as she is pretty and good in bed. An Escort is much more of a difficult job and I'd need somebody interesting who studies and has aspirations. A confident girl who can take control.

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I listened in mild amazement at this conversation in the lounge at Blair st, in edinburgh. A glaswegian girl asks a hungarian girl where she is from. Hungary she replies. Glasgow girl, wheres that? Next to austria, Wheres that? Next to Germany. Wheres that? An irish girl then intervened to say that she too had been crap at geography at school. Its a conversation that has lingered in the mind. The girls incidentally were intelligent, just a bit uneducated.

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I listened in mild amazement at this conversation in the lounge at Blair st, in edinburgh. A glaswegian girl asks a hungarian girl where she is from. Hungary she replies. Glasgow girl, wheres that? Next to austria, Wheres that? Next to Germany. Wheres that? An irish girl then intervened to say that she too had been crap at geography at school. Its a conversation that has lingered in the mind. The girls incidentally were intelligent, just a bit uneducated.

Its sound like a joke, and of course its just can not be genuine! There are no such people exist in this world, which can be "uneducated" to that level, unless they are mentally disabled.

There were many articles on the media claimed how ignorant Americans are, especially about geography. For example not knowing where Krakow or Kinshasa are. Its certainly was not in my experince!

I once got really drunk in the town town of Nashua (NH in USA),got into silly patronising mode to test the theory, that Yanks suppose to be ignorant. I was so wrong! I started to ask people, at the random, various geographical question. (horrible, I know, but I was well sozzled)

First guy I approached: I asked, do you know where is Lesotho? He shut to me straight away, that its somewhere in the South Africa.

Then I asked his friend, where is Aral sea? His response was: "are you going to give me some"? lol. Still, after all the usual sexual innuendos he clerly said where it used to be, but dried up now(sic), somwhere in Kazakh Republic or around. Spot on!

I moved to the next table (yes, I know I am horrible and bore, when I am pissed) where was 2 girls and one guy. I asked them: do you know where in America you can't grow proper flavoursome tomatoes outside? They shouted all together: Hawaii! Spot on again. Then I had another glass, got even more drunk, more boring and annoying and asked where "Pearl Harbour" are in Hawaii? They bought me a glass of soda water and ordered the taxi for me. (That was theirs response, and rightly so! lol)

Still: its only a little example, but Yanks do know theirs geography!(definitely a myth, that majority of them don't) Or at least the ones I've encountered. And if even Yanks so clued up about geography, I am sure the most "thick whore in UK" will point Burkina Faso on the map in seconds. I am totally convinced about it!

Edited by Xenia

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Its sound like a joke, and of course its just can not be genuine! There are no such people exist in this world, which can be "uneducated" to that level, unless they are mentally disabled.

Sorry to dsagree Xenia, but I used to work in an office with a guy who processed figures on a computer for much of the day, made telephone calls to customers, all the usual stuff. On a team night out a couple of years ago we went to a Hungarian restaurant. Between the starter and the main course, he asked "So where is Hungary, is it in South America?"

I'm often astonished by people's lack of geographical knowledge. I went on a training course about the East European nations wich joined the EU in 2004, collectively known as the A8 states. Everyone on the course was dealing with these people as part of their work; yet when we were given an unlabelled map of Europe, I was the only person present who could correctly identify all eight of these countries.

And how many people do you think could correctly name the country of which Kiev is the capital? :)

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The majority of wg's wont be that intelligent, but it doesnt mean they dont know or appreciate what they are doing.

Hmmmm.........so you sit down and whip out your IQ test for them to take in do you? :rolleyes:

Some women deliberately play down their intelligence in order not to challenge brittle male egos.

.........and there are some men who are dim enough to fall for it.

Edited by Mr XL

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The majority of wg's wont be that intelligent, but it doesnt mean they dont know or appreciate what they are doing.

*sucks air through teeth*

I'm surprised you've not been run off the forum for posting something like that. :unsure:

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I assume your own IQ passes muster :P

Maybe the girls should hand out IQ tests to their clients............it works both ways and given the patronising nature of your post maybe they should do that with you ;)

I am ready... so let's do it...

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And how many people do you think could correctly name the country of which Kiev is the capital? :)

Kiev is the capital of Chicken, just as Norfolk is the capital of Turkey.

Ukraine, easy. It glows at night.

Edited by Zzzorro

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This inspired me to find and take an online IQ test.

I didn't like the one linked by the OP as it required a sign up.

I found another and did loads of questions.

When I got to the end it asked me to sign up for a £6 SMS to get a code so I could see the results - I declined.

Well, at least I'm a gullible moron rather than a gullible cretin.

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Xenia must be clever enough to attract only the bright Yanks. I wish I could. I was in Texas recently and met a group of people who expressed surprise that I was flying from London to Amsterdam the following week.

"If you're in Europe, why don't you drive?" Their slack-jawed astonishment at learning about the existence of the North Sea was a sight to behold.

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I tried another online IQ test. This one said it was free.

At the end it wanted me to sign up for loads of offers and crap before it would reveal my score.

Do they take us highly intelligent people for morons?

I'm now going to ring a premium rate helpline for the gullible.

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I occasionally ask people if they can name the countries that border Iraq, most fail, including a top qc, and a famous stand up comic, but curiously two who managed, were both American. Try naming the states of America, before labelling the americans as thick.

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I occasionally ask people if they can name the countries that border Iraq, most fail, including a top qc, and a famous stand up comic, but curiously two who managed, were both American. Try naming the states of America, before labelling the americans as thick.

Is it really a surprise to you that Americans might know what countries border Iraq ?

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