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What Is The Etiquette Of Telling A Wg Her Fanny Smells?

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How did you deal with it ignore and move on or suggest a trip to the GUM?

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How did you deal with it ignore and move on or suggest a trip to the GUM?

I have just left as the reason for her smelling is of no interest to me, i dont wish to punt with such WGs. Its thankfully a very rare occurence in my recent experiences.

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'Sorry luv but your fanny smells like a North sea trawler!' I'll get my coat. unsure.gif

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offer her a mint?

or for the ping-pong launching specialist, some gum.

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How did you deal with it ignore and move on or suggest a trip to the GUM?

After reading the the current post on smelly disgusting guys ,perhaps we haven't got to much to complain about,as it is rare.

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I would imagine she probably knows, and is desperate enough for cash to be working anyway. Most likely a yeast infection or BV so no need to go to the GUM clinic, over the counter or natural remedies will fix it. I'm not saying you're not entitled to be annoyed, btw, but there's probably no need to inform her as she will definitely be feeling it if she's got a YI or BV - they hurt like fuck and I'm glad I'm not hard up enough to feel I have to work through them.

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Christ I'd want someone to say! I always get paranoid when I've had to drive somewhere and someone just pounces - I always ask if I smell okay.

Ive done a 3 girl with a girl with a smelly fanny, tried to get her into the shower in a kinky way, then just avoided it.

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just be a man and say "bloody hell you smell like a Horses boll&@~#ks "

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oi slaaag, do one, ya floof reeks - seems to work for me :D

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just be a man and say "bloody hell you smell like a Horses boll&@~#ks "

And how do you know what a Horses boll&@~#ks smells like? :)

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just be a man and say "bloody hell you smell like a Horses boll&@~#ks "

i just want to know when have you smelt a horses bollocks, so when im watching the horse racing i could say i bet his balls smell like a stinking working girls cunt :)

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"Excuse me luv, but I just need to put on me gas mask."

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I guess that I am lucky in that I have never punted with a girl with a smelly beaver but I have with a few who have neglected to wipe and clean their bottom after a number 2.

These have been parlour girls with no RO and I have only noticed when doing it doggy style - I guess tham some guys would like this but it makes me feel nauseous.

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"Excuse me luv, but I just need to put on me gas mask."

And that's from a trawlerman - he's used to being around fish!

Couldn't you just say - you smell like the shithouse door off my boat!? :lol:

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I would imagine she probably knows, and is desperate enough for cash to be working anyway. Most likely a yeast infection or BV so no need to go to the GUM clinic, over the counter or natural remedies will fix it. I'm not saying you're not entitled to be annoyed, btw, but there's probably no need to inform her as she will definitely be feeling it if she's got a YI or BV - they hurt like fuck and I'm glad I'm not hard up enough to feel I have to work through them.

I think if it is only a faint whiff then the over the counter products would work, but for a full on fishfest then she would really need to get to the clinic for something stronger.

And how do you know what a Horses boll&@~#ks smells like? :)

My thoughts too lol...perhaps he is complimenting himself

I think a friendly little note pushed throught the letter box afterwards would possibly be the best thing to avoid any face to face uncomfortableness or out right hostile situations. "Sorry love, you are a really nice girl but there was a little whiff around your fanny. Letting you know to be fair as I think you may need a trip to the clinic. Dont take this personally." If it is in a parlour tell the receptionist afterwards, you can always tell the girl you need to speak to her about making another appointment with her so she doesnt get funny or agency...just call them.

Set your phone alarm so that it goes off and you can make excuses to leave by saying you forgot you had an appointment..sorry. Or when you book always tell the girl you like to get a bit kinky in the shower first for a couple of minutes(would be fine for just unwashed but then you would risk the possiblility of licking a nice scented but still infected fanny). I dont know, how DO you tell someone that they stink?

Came across a guy whom I thought had eczma of the cock...turned out he just never washed after wanking and it was all dried spunk. Dirty bastard refused my offer of a show, then my gentle insistance, then my extreme insistance and had the nerve to give me the evil eye when I wacked 2 condoms on his offending willy in an attempt to drive home the point. What can you do...its awkward either way.

The number of piss stinking, shite wafting from the rear, half inch of cheese round the cock guys I have come across and I still could never just blurt out....Your cock or arse stink mate!!!!

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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It's strange....As a WG I would MUCH MUCH MUCH rather be told if (for some reason) my pussy smelt...I would be absolutely mortified but at least I would know and I would obviously give the Guy his money back, apologise profusely and get checked out at the Doctors pronto..

But I have come across some horrible stinky cocks...and little bits of shit sticking to that hair between the bollocks and the arse... :angry::angry::angry:

But I have never told them I'm afraid....I suppose I should but there is always that fear that he could turn abusive...so I mostly just put up with it and hold my breath.

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It's strange....As a WG I would MUCH MUCH MUCH rather be told if (for some reason) my pussy smelt...I would be absolutely mortified but at least I would know and I would obviously give the Guy his money back, apologise profusely and get checked out at the Doctors pronto..

But I have come across some horrible stinky cocks...and little bits of shit sticking to that hair between the bollocks and the arse... :angry::angry::angry:

But I have never told them I'm afraid....I suppose I should but there is always that fear that he could turn abusive...so I mostly just put up with it and hold my breath.

OMG thats hilarious... klingons

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Whether I was short of money or not, I definitely wouldn't work if I had BV or YI. I'd be just too paranoid about what a man or woman would think if they went down on me and could smell THAT! Not to mention how dirty I would feel too.

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There is a discreet way of making her find out ;)

First off, make sure you engage in plenty of DFK with her so she knows your breath is minty fresh. Then....give the offending pussy a right good slurping, and come up and immediately snog her again!! She'll instantly think "Fuck me i taste rancid, best 'av a quick wash"

Simples :lol:

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Hmm along the lines of a taste of her own medicine....

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And that's from a trawlerman - he's used to being around fish!

Couldn't you just say - you smell like the shithouse door off my boat!? :lol:

There isn't a shithouse door on my boat, in fact there isn't a shithouse. :lol:

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There is a discreet way of making her find out ;)

First off, make sure you engage in plenty of DFK with her so she knows your breath is minty fresh. Then....give the offending pussy a right good slurping, and come up and immediately snog her again!! She'll instantly think "Fuck me i taste rancid, best 'av a quick wash"

Simples :lol:

I've been down on a foul fanny and believe me I didn't stay there long enough to give it any sort of slurping, let alone a right good one. :blink:

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I went to a flat when I was younger and less assertive. I went down on a WG and the smell was absolutely noxious. However, once I started I felt too awkward to let her know. I think I stayed there for about 30 seconds in the hope she would not notice that I thought she stunk. I had fingered her as well, and when I was walking home from the punt the smell from my hand was repulsive it was that bad. That was the worst, and I had a similar experience in another place.

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I went to a flat when I was younger and less assertive. I went down on a WG and the smell was absolutely noxious. However, once I started I felt too awkward to let her know. I think I stayed there for about 30 seconds in the hope she would not notice that I thought she stunk. I had fingered her as well, and when I was walking home from the punt the smell from my hand was repulsive it was that bad. That was the worst, and I had a similar experience in another place.

Did she not have any soap for you to wash your hands with, i take my own soap and towel so wouldnt leave without washing them if there was any kind of smell, there normally isnt as most WGs are spotlessly clean.

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I've been down on a foul fanny and believe me I didn't stay there long enough to give it any sort of slurping, let alone a right good one. :blink:

I could smell it as soon as got in her flat but the WG had flatmates so i thought it was one of them as i had punted with the WG i was there to see a number of times before and she had been very clean each time. When i got in her room the smell was rancid and over powering coming directly from her pussy area, i was off, no way jose was i going anywhere near her. :blink:

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