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Had a guy ask 'can I slap you round the face during sex?'

I replied 'only if I can kick you in the bollo**s!'

I didn't take that booking! :angry:

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I had a guy ask about sex with a dog! D:

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I had a guy ask about sex with a dog! D:

Oh yes... that old chestnut.. and the horses and the rest!

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Not me, but I was working from an incall place with a friend, her regular client (had seen him for once a week for a year +) brought a hamster, wanted her to poke the hamster in the eyes until it got irate and started biting the end of his cock.... She refused and didn't see him again, he wondered why she wouldn't answer the phone...

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Not me, but I was working from an incall place with a friend, her regular client (had seen him for once a week for a year +) brought a hamster, wanted her to poke the hamster in the eyes until it got irate and started biting the end of his cock.... She refused and didn't see him again, he wondered why she wouldn't answer the phone...

LOL thats funny, biting his cock i mean.She should have kept the Hamster for getting rid of "smellys".

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Oh man, that is just insane! You have be some kind of pervert to bring that up.

Surely it would a lot less cruel to invest in some crocodile clips from Maplins.

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As its me and I always do this, can I turn this round to 'what have I asked a lady to do and she has happily obliged'?

Whilst being sucked off by Stacey, I asked her if when I came in her mouth she could dribble down my shaft, then lick it all back up and then snowball it with me.

'No problem', she said, 'If it makes you happy'.....

Good Girl!

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I got a new one! A guy asked me if I would shit myself and then go to a restaront with him. I'm not gunna eat out smelling of shit! :(

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Had an email once asking me to put live frogs down my bra and pants and make out with a barbie doll. Imaginative, at least - but it was a definite no! Have also been asked to wear a fake hymen (with fake blood and everything) for a virgin roleplay - I don't do roleplay and I'm not entirely comfortable with having a concotion of mystery chemicals dissolve in my pussy (the website selling them boasts that they leave no trace which means it goes into your body forever D:) so I turned that one down too.

I don't like to make fun of people with fetishes, I've got a couple of funny ones myself (although I hasten to add not anywhere near as weird as live frogs), but I have to wonder who the hell looks at the profile/website of an escort who doesn't do roleplay, any dom/sub or fetish services at all, doesn't even offer anal, and thinks "she'd be a great escort to use for my totally insane fetish scenario, I'm sure she'll be totally comfortable with it and know exactly what she's doing"?!?

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had an email which just said "can i just come in and p**s on your face" !!?

I Just replied NO!!

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Not me, but I was working from an incall place with a friend, her regular client (had seen him for once a week for a year +) brought a hamster, wanted her to poke the hamster in the eyes until it got irate and started biting the end of his cock.... She refused and didn't see him again, he wondered why she wouldn't answer the phone...

I'm glad you turned that down, I'm for people being kinky as long as there is consent all around. Abusing an animal on the other hand is disgusting no matter how you try to swing it.

On a slight tangent I wonder if he realised just how much damage a hamster bite can do, their teeth will go through anything that is not bone and a penis being completely soft tissue would have been pissing blood from multiple wounds in seconds. And hamsters don't tend to bite once and grip on they tend to bite, release, bite, release, etc etc.

I still have the scars on my hand from the evil hamster we had, we had a few and that one could not be picked up without biting and couldn't be put in a cage with the others without attacking them, was great fun trying to pull that wee bugger out of the back of the sofa when it escaped. All the others were lovely though.

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I'm glad you turned that down, I'm for people being kinky as long as there is consent all around. Abusing an animal on the other hand is disgusting no matter how you try to swing it.

On a slight tangent I wonder if he realised just how much damage a hamster bite can do, their teeth will go through anything that is not bone and a penis being completely soft tissue would have been pissing blood from multiple wounds in seconds. And hamsters don't tend to bite once and grip on they tend to bite, release, bite, release, etc etc.

I still have the scars on my hand from the evil hamster we had, we had a few and that one could not be picked up without biting and couldn't be put in a cage with the others without attacking them, was great fun trying to pull that wee bugger out of the back of the sofa when it escaped. All the others were lovely though.

Aye, my hamster was a docile little thing, but once (I guess he must have been in a bad mood) he bit me and I've still got a tiny scar. God knows how a fetish like that develops, tis incredibly strange. I find it oddly fascinating though, I mean no one wants to have a bizarre fetish, obviously.

I was once called me a "Dirty Little Pervert" by a working girl once, who was really angry at my request. And my crime? I asked her if she french kissed or not. Safe to say, I didn't go through with the punt that day.

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can I fist you...errrr no!!

can I wee in on you...err no!!

can I record your fuck face...err no!!

can I do hardsports with one of your girls on the bed...err NO NO NO!!

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Wierdest one I have heard of via my regular WG was "Can I shit in your handbag!!"

No it wasn't me and no he couldn't.

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I've had the usual "Will you fuck my dog" requests :rolleyes:

But I've also had someone Text me with "Will you fuck my son while I watch"...Which I just ignored, no matter if the Son is over 18, I'm not going to let his Father watch me!!! :angry:

But I think the weirdest thing that was ever texted to me (in my early days of being a WG) was "I need to know if you have a miss-shapen arsehole" :blink: I was like "ummm, I don't know, I've never actually seen my own arsehole"!! LoL

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I was like "ummm, I don't know, I've never actually seen my own arsehole"!! LoL

That is a bit weird! You dont own a mirror?

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That is a bit weird! You dont own a mirror?

Yes I do but I don't spend my time looking at my own arsehole... :P

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I know every guy has different fetishes, but i really cant see how a guy can get turned on by a few frogs or hamsters!

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Shame on you for your intolerance.

I've been turned down a few times when I rock up with a couple of jars full of woodlice or worms. Asking them over the phone just gets the big NO, FUCK OFF reaction. Whipping the jars out halfway through the session and they can relent.

In an insurance trade magazine I once worked on we ran a story about two guys who were into felching with gerbils. One guy sent his gerbil up his partner's arse and after play tried to entice the rodent out by using his lighter to look into the anal cavity. Unfortunately the flame ignited a pocket of intestinal gas, the resulting explosion sent the gerbil rocketing out with such force that it broke the guy's jaw. His partner was hospitalised with severe internal burns. Oh how we laughed.

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Shame on you for your intolerance.

I've been turned down a few times when I rock up with a couple of jars full of woodlice or worms. Asking them over the phone just gets the big NO, FUCK OFF reaction. Whipping the jars out halfway through the session and they can relent.

In an insurance trade magazine I once worked on we ran a story about two guys who were into felching with gerbils. One guy sent his gerbil up his partner's arse and after play tried to entice the rodent out by using his lighter to look into the anal cavity. Unfortunately the flame ignited a pocket of intestinal gas, the resulting explosion sent the gerbil rocketing out with such force that it broke the guy's jaw. His partner was hospitalised with severe internal burns. Oh how we laughed.

Wasn't that story supposed to be an urban myth?

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Anything which involves pain or suffering to animals is unspeakably vile and totally beyond the pale. Ditto non-consensual acts between people.

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