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Wg's - Whats Your Pretend Day Job ?

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I have so many questions :rolleyes:

What do you tell your friends / family about your job situation . And also how you can afford things that they can't lol There is a bit of a gap between and some friends because of this . Dont get me wrong im not rich lol

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A girl I once took out on a 48 hour booking in thailand told me she told her mum she works in a 24 hour convenience store. She still lived at home and that way she could go out /come home at any time. It didn't explain the money she earned though or why my driver dropped her right outside her mums house. " do you think your mum is that stupid ? " was my comment . :)

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A girl I once took out on a 48 hour booking in thailand told me she told her mum she works in a 24 hour convenience store. She still lived at home and that way she could go out /come home at any time. It didn't explain the money she earned though or why my driver dropped her right outside her mums house. " do you think your mum is that stupid ? " was my comment . :)

48 hour booking , Driver...?? Yikes lol Lucky girl . Im fortunate that i live on my own thank god . x

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I hardly work anyway, so my children just think I manage. I have a flat which they think has a tenant in and I get the rent from that. I tell people I have a small private income and that seems to work for me just now. However, I have muted to my children that I am going back to work on a job-share arrangemenet with a lady who works full time and wishes to cut her hours down. This means I can step up my hours at the flat without anyone asking questions.

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My friends and family know what I do, so there's no problem. I also have another business, so if anyone else asks I just tell them that one.

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Like Amanda, I've no secrets when it comes to my profession. However, when it comes to social engagements such as weddings, birthday parties etc, it's best to stick to a profession that you're already familiar with. Strangers tend not to want to check up on you, and so don't really dig further than a surface lie. However, when it comes to family and friends - 'those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.'

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I have another business but equally awkward when asked how I got into it! As I discovered when I met up with the rellies last week!

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48 hour booking , Driver...?? Yikes lol Lucky girl . Im fortunate that i live on my own thank god . x

Two drivers actually. Do you wanna read the full story , I love telling this story , going off topic sorry.

I met her in a bar maybe a few nights before. I kept thinking about her ,we never had any sex , I had already seen three girls that day anyway. We only went in for a drink and to watch the girls dancing.

As I said ,I couldn't get her off my mind, young ,no experience. One of my drivers said " if you want her , I can get her for you , She cannot refuse. " My drivers were thai ..

We all went to lunch the next day, she was waiting for us as the BKK traffic was hell as always. She lived on the south side of the river in a poor area. She looked great as we sat down to lunch.

After lunch, one driver says " why don't we take her with us ? " we were going down to pattaya beach for 2 days business.

" will she come ? " I say ,

" she has to come if we ask her to " ,driver two speaks.

So off we go . The girl has no luggage and no change of clothes and no money. On the way down to patts we stop off and call in a some shops and she buys all she wants and more for a two day excursion. I tell her not to hold back on the spending as driver one is paying all my bills.

She clutches my arm tightly and holds me close. The girl has hit the jackpot in her limited time working the BKK bars. We leave the stores ,driver two carrying her shopping, me and her having a little laugh.

We all check into a high class hotel in Pattaya, the girl and I have a suite, drivers have to share a connecting room . That night we all have dinner on the beach ,under the stars, another business driend we collected in town pays the bill.

We go on to some entertainment/ nite life / drinking. Sleep comes late, maybe 4 am.

The next day, we take her to buy presies for her mum, driver one or two picks up the bill. Have a day swimming/ eating /messing around, can't really remember what we got up to [ or don't want to say , had some business to attend to ]

Anyway , next day drove her back to BKK , parked the car outside her house ,remember in a poor part of town , all her nieghbours came out to take a look who was coming into the soi. She skipped into her family home and I never saw her again. I then gave the drivers the rest of the day off.

I just wanted to show this poor girl from the back end of Bangkok what life has to offer if you get out and try to achieve it. She would remember those 48 hours all her life...... I have forgot her name and forgotten what the sex was like ...

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Two drivers actually. Do you wanna read the full story , I love telling this story , going off topic sorry.

I met her in a bar maybe a few nights before. I kept thinking about her ,we never had any sex , I had already seen three girls that day anyway. We only went in for a drink and to watch the girls dancing.

As I said ,I couldn't get her off my mind, young ,no experience. One of my drivers said " if you want her , I can get her for you , She cannot refuse. " My drivers were thai ..

We all went to lunch the next day, she was waiting for us as the BKK traffic was hell as always. She lived on the south side of the river in a poor area. She looked great as we sat down to lunch.

After lunch, one driver says " why don't we take her with us ? " we were going down to pattaya beach for 2 days business.

" will she come ? " I say ,

" she has to come if we ask her to " ,driver two speaks.

So off we go . The girl has no luggage and no change of clothes and no money. On the way down to patts we stop off and call in a some shops and she buys all she wants and more for a two day excursion. I tell her not to hold back on the spending as driver one is paying all my bills.

She clutches my arm tightly and holds me close. The girl has hit the jackpot in her limited time working the BKK bars. We leave the stores ,driver two carrying her shopping, me and her having a little laugh.

We all check into a high class hotel in Pattaya, the girl and I have a suite, drivers have to share a connecting room . That night we all have dinner on the beach ,under the stars, another business driend we collected in town pays the bill.

We go on to some entertainment/ nite life / drinking. Sleep comes late, maybe 4 am.

The next day, we take her to buy presies for her mum, driver one or two picks up the bill. Have a day swimming/ eating /messing around, can't really remember what we got up to [ or don't want to say , had some business to attend to ]

Anyway , next day drove her back to BKK , parked the car outside her house ,remember in a poor part of town , all her nieghbours came out to take a look who was coming into the soi. She skipped into her family home and I never saw her again. I then gave the drivers the rest of the day off.

I just wanted to show this poor girl from the back end of Bangkok what life has to offer if you get out and try to achieve it. She would remember those 48 hours all her life...... I have forgot her name and forgotten what the sex was like ...

lucky her . Wish i had clients like u lol

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I have another profession too , so i just say that . Only a few friends know what i do and intend to keep it that way lol . x Do u work full-time or part times as a WG .

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My family and close friends know I'm an escort but I do also do other stuff too away from escorting part time.

And as Carmen says those who matter don't mind........... :D

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I have a previous part-time freelance job that I say I still do if anyone asks. I'm also a student, so many people assume I'm not even working. Hiding what I earn? Well that's easy, the money's all in the bank. I don't tend to splash out on anything that would raise questions.

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I do not have a pretend day job, I have a real one. A real chartered accountant, who just happens to enjoy a bit of fun on the side.

My neighbours are none the wiser as to whether you are having you value added tax done, or sampling some value added tits, lol.

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THIS(WG)is my MAIN income, but I do have another job too - I am also self-employed in that one, (but shall keep what it is to myself.)

As far as those who don't know about my WG life are concerned - I am a freelance Secretary.

(And yes, I DO pay tax and N.I.on all my earnings..)

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I have so many questions :rolleyes:

What do you tell your friends / family about your job situation . And also how you can afford things that they can't lol There is a bit of a gap between and some friends because of this . Dont get me wrong im not rich lol

I tell them I am a professional assassin, it explains the odd hours, the great money, and the bodies in the freezer.

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I have a previous part-time freelance job that I say I still do if anyone asks. I'm also a student, so many people assume I'm not even working. Hiding what I earn? Well that's easy, the money's all in the bank. I don't tend to splash out on anything that would raise questions.

Err, and HMRC read these boards.....

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All my friends know what I do, but my family don't. I tell my family I still do the odd modelling shoot, as I did this when I was younger.

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since i've been back i'm kinda 'out'. if anyone dosent like what i do that is their problem not mine and i dont want them in my life then. i just say 'I'm a whore!' weeeeeeeee!!!!!! i see it as like being gay, be proud and true to yourself buts thats just me :D :D xx B

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since i've been back i'm kinda 'out'. if anyone dosent like what i do that is their problem not mine and i dont want them in my life then. i just say 'I'm a whore!' weeeeeeeee!!!!!! i see it as like being gay, be proud and true to yourself buts thats just me :D :D xx B

That is fine for you, but maybe in a few years time when/if you have moved on to something else/have a family/in laws etc etc, you may not be quite so ready to shout it out like that...LOL It always pays to have a ready answer to those who don't need to know :) :)

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This is an eye opener. Most girls I know/known told to the people that they are accountants. I've no idea why WG choosing this particular "pretend" profession. Granted: all of them are been qualified, (or so they say) but apart of one, nobody actually ever have/had this occupation.

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They probably choose to say i am an accountant as people are usually put straight off asking anymore questions at hearing this as it is ceratinly portrayed in the media as a booring conversation stopper.

No offence Pandora :-)

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I was waiting for someone to say their pretend job was working for an international news organisation ..... and have only just realised no one would admit to doing that so it would be a dead give-away that they were lying! :D

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I don't have a pretend job, I just have a job! I have been registered freelance/self employed for ages, and it's not 9-5 either, and not every day, so I'm really fortunate that I never have to make up stuff, really.

I do have girls asking what they could say to questions...I say choose something that you know a lot about, make it part time/freelance. If you are really questioned a lot, get a website, it would be worth the grief? (no one is checking the hits or the actual work from it?)

When I was a student, my Saturday parlour thing was disguised as catering for posh dinner parties at home. All day prep, cooking and serving up in the eve. Sat was so so busy, and not available to chat. I was working until late. But then again, I had been a chef before the parlour. No one ever asked me anything...

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I tell them I am a professional assassin, it explains the odd hours, the great money, and the bodies in the freezer.

Blimey! Professional Assassins store body parts in theirs freezers now? I want to know what kind of a "tardis" of a freezer you using, Mila? I am jealous!

I have 3 freezers and they are full to the rim! I can't even squeeze a single pelmenya there, never mind quarter of somebody's limb, or even a single thumb for that matter, lol

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since i've been back i'm kinda 'out'. if anyone dosent like what i do that is their problem not mine and i dont want them in my life then. i just say 'I'm a whore!' weeeeeeeee!!!!!! i see it as like being gay, be proud and true to yourself buts thats just me :D :D xx B

Nice to know it's not just me :D

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