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Employing An Escort

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Ive arrranged so many punts at my office that im now beginning to wonder whether its worth me employing a working girl to do some office work (admin/business development) on a part time basis plus we can also have some fun too (it would obviously be "paid" fun). Im actually recruiting staff at the moment and was thinking about how feasible this will be - but have come to realise that its quite hard trying to find someone who would like an office job and work as an escort within the same environment.

Anyway, i might put in a reverse booking on the other site and see how i get on.

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My ultimate fantasy is finding either a female gardener or domestic cleaner - who also escorts!

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Ive arrranged so many punts at my office that im now beginning to wonder whether its worth me employing a working girl to do some office work (admin/business development) on a part time basis plus we can also have some fun too (it would obviously be "paid" fun). Im actually recruiting staff at the moment and was thinking about how feasible this will be - but have come to realise that its quite hard trying to find someone who would like an office job and work as an escort within the same environment.

Anyway, i might put in a reverse booking on the other site and see how i get on.

Totally non feasable I would have thought. How could it be possible. The girl would have to hand over her real name and address to you, what wg would do that.

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The girl would have to hand over her real name and address to you, what wg would do that.

It is not as rare as you might think for this information to be known, especially with indies.

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Totally non feasable I would have thought. How could it be possible. The girl would have to hand over her real name and address to you, what wg would do that.

TBH i would also be disclosing many details about myself and my business if i were to employ an escort so it would be mutual but professional.

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These guys organise live in escort maids so I wouldn't be surprised if they could find a secretary or if someone else offers that service. Mind you you have to have deep pockets...

http://www.sexmaid.biz/

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Anyway, i might put in a reverse booking on the other site and see how i get on.

Please keep us posted in how you get on. It should be entertaining.

Personally, I feel your chosen first name may be quite apt on this occasion. What's wrong with employing a good secretary to do the office work and a good WG to do the sex work ? Combining the two seems like a potential ticking bomb. What if your other employees find out ?

Best of luck, I think you'll need it.

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Sounds like a very sexy fantasy!

You might be able to find someone but be very wary of the entire office (or your other half) finding out.

Good luck!

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Ive arrranged so many punts at my office that im now beginning to wonder whether its worth me employing a working girl to do some office work (admin/business development) on a part time basis plus we can also have some fun too (it would obviously be "paid" fun). Im actually recruiting staff at the moment and was thinking about how feasible this will be - but have come to realise that its quite hard trying to find someone who would like an office job and work as an escort within the same environment.

Anyway, i might put in a reverse booking on the other site and see how i get on.

Yes you probably are barmy Indeed lol,

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Im actually recruiting staff at the moment and was thinking about how feasible this will be - but have come to realise that its quite hard trying to find someone who would like an office job and work as an escort within the same environment.

37 Hr week * Appx £150 Pr Hr = £5500 Pr wk.

Nice little earner that.

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37 Hr week * Appx £150 Pr Hr = £5500 Pr wk.

Nice little earner that.

LOL!!!

@ OP

It's a barmy idea.

Office romances are a no no. It could be the ruin of you or her.

Supposing she no longer wants to see you as a punter? Could she then do you for sexual harassment if you tried to get her to change her mind?

What if your sexual feelings towards her change?

What if your other staff found out [and they probably will]?

At the end of the day, it's entirely your choice. I just thing there is a huge risk involved for the both of you.

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These guys organise live in escort maids so I wouldn't be surprised if they could find a secretary or if someone else offers that service. Mind you you have to have deep pockets...

http://www.sexmaid.biz/

When I win the lottery........................................

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for a month long booking it works out at 200 quid a day.

so in theory all i need to do is make 2 staff redundant and employ the services of this company on a consultancy basis...in the words of the meerkat from the tv ad....scimple!

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Ive arrranged so many punts at my office that im now beginning to wonder whether its worth me employing a working girl to do some office work (admin/business development) on a part time basis plus we can also have some fun too (it would obviously be "paid" fun). Im actually recruiting staff at the moment and was thinking about how feasible this will be - but have come to realise that its quite hard trying to find someone who would like an office job and work as an escort within the same environment.

Anyway, i might put in a reverse booking on the other site and see how i get on.

What will happen when you will get bored with the girl? I understand you were seeing different girls each time...

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I can't see a WG wanting to do your typing for £7 per hour (or whatever), not given the hourly rate she can usually command (as any half decent indie can).

Why not just pay a WG to have sex with you and a secretary to do your typing? Simples.

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What will happen when you will get bored with the girl? I understand you were seeing different girls each time...

Mm, I was thinking along those lines. Wouldn't she soon be taking on the look/role of a GF or, heaven's forbid, a missus! :o

She might even get upset if you went with other wg's and gave them money aplenty whilst she got paid additional money for her sexual favours, but had no chance of earning real money during the time she spent doing her kosher duties.

A tricky one at best.

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These guys organise live in escort maids so I wouldn't be surprised if they could find a secretary or if someone else offers that service. Mind you you have to have deep pockets...

http://www.sexmaid.biz/

Only problem there is that they are in australia, so travel expenses for outcall could be a bit steep !

There was an attractive polish girl who advertised on Hallo london or viva street who offered a nude maid service, who knows maybe she can type and file as well.

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Do it on a temp basis? For a period of e.g. a month. Then get the next 'temp' in. I type 60 wpm by the way. Lol

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Why not get a mistress?

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Ive arrranged so many punts at my office that im now beginning to wonder whether its worth me employing a working girl to do some office work (admin/business development) on a part time basis plus we can also have some fun too (it would obviously be "paid" fun). Im actually recruiting staff at the moment and was thinking about how feasible this will be - but have come to realise that its quite hard trying to find someone who would like an office job and work as an escort within the same environment.

Anyway, i might put in a reverse booking on the other site and see how i get on.

The phrase Sexual Harassment in the workplace comes to mind so that means £40K straight away when you try to get rid of her; plus your wife gets the house and half your pension.

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Please keep us posted in how you get on. It should be entertaining.

Personally, I feel your chosen first name may be quite apt on this occasion. What's wrong with employing a good secretary to do the office work and a good WG to do the sex work ? Combining the two seems like a potential ticking bomb. What if your other employees find out ?

Best of luck, I think you'll need it.

Update:

I received around 25 bids - much better than i expected - and narrowed it down to around 10 ladies. From the 10, i have arranged 4 interviews. i did one of them today and it went really well.

The general feedback im getting from the responses is that they will work 16 hours per week (spread across 2-3 days per week) and will carry out admin duties plus unlimited sex with GFE. Price range is between £250-300pw and ive had some stunning escorts apply. In the words of susan from this years apprentice - "so...im not an idiot!"

There is clearly a market (although it may be niche market) for this type of service. Maybe i should start a recruitment agency! hmmm....

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Update:

I received around 25 bids - much better than i expected - and narrowed it down to around 10 ladies. From the 10, i have arranged 4 interviews. i did one of them today and it went really well.

The general feedback im getting from the responses is that they will work 16 hours per week (spread across 2-3 days per week) and will carry out admin duties plus unlimited sex with GFE. Price range is between £250-300pw and ive had some stunning escorts apply. In the words of susan from this years apprentice - "so...im not an idiot!"

There is clearly a market (although it may be niche market) for this type of service. Maybe i should start a recruitment agency! hmmm....

Surely this proves nothing apart from that there are at least 25 really fucking stupid women on Adultwоrk? And I suspect most of us knew that already.

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Update:

I received around 25 bids - much better than i expected - and narrowed it down to around 10 ladies. From the 10, i have arranged 4 interviews. i did one of them today and it went really well.

The general feedback im getting from the responses is that they will work 16 hours per week (spread across 2-3 days per week) and will carry out admin duties plus unlimited sex with GFE. Price range is between £250-300pw and ive had some stunning escorts apply. In the words of susan from this years apprentice - "so...im not an idiot!"

There is clearly a market (although it may be niche market) for this type of service. Maybe i should start a recruitment agency! hmmm....

Well, you are nothing if not brave. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy of "if it seems too good to be true, there is probably a catch". Why would a "stunning escort" offer to have sex with you at least 3 times a week plus do several hours office work for such a low amount ? I appreciate that we are in a recession, but are more normal bookings that hard to find ? Surely they could earn that sort of money with two or three one hour bookings per week as an indie and work a lot less hours. Or if they don't fancy being indie, a day a week at a parlour should also do it. Bizarre !!

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Well, you are nothing if not brave. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy of "if it seems too good to be true, there is probably a catch". Why would a "stunning escort" offer to have sex with you at least 3 times a week plus do several hours office work for such a low amount ? I appreciate that we are in a recession, but are more normal bookings that hard to find ? Surely they could earn that sort of money with two or three one hour bookings per week as an indie and work a lot less hours. Or if they don't fancy being indie, a day a week at a parlour should also do it. Bizarre !!

Indeed. This lady is to be expected to perform menial tasks for two full days a week or the equivalent, in addition to providing sexual services to the OP as and when he feels like it (rather than at prearranged times and for agreed durations which suit her and allow her to prepare properly) whilst presumably being leched over in a way that would be illegal under the Sex Discrimination Act and will certainly be picked up on by her/his colleagues. And how is the poor woman supposed to integrate with these colleagues, especially once they find out she's banging the boss within five minutes of walking through the door? How long does the OP propose to keep this up?

I earn £250 in two hours without even leaving the house - this just sounds exploitative, humiliating and downright unsavoury, even if the lady is (at least to begin with) a consenting participant. Poor show.

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Well, you are nothing if not brave.

Or more likely telling lies.

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