Therodder

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Dose anyone else think English escorts are getting Uglier? Recently been looking at the girls on adult work they look so dam ugly I could cry ‘especially Derby, Nottingham and Leicester in that order, Gone are the days of the English rose now all I see is rough looking fatties, and when ever you spot an attractive escorts she want the earth. What dose everyone think

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Oh come on now, you don't REALLY want to know what I think surely?

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Dose anyone else think English escorts are getting Uglier? Recently been looking at the girls on adult work they look so dam ugly I could cry ‘especially Derby, Nottingham and Leicester in that order, Gone are the days of the English rose now all I see is rough looking fatties, and when ever you spot an attractive escorts she want the earth. What dose everyone think

I'd say it must be clear evidence that the economy is picking up.

Have you sent this invaluable piece of evidence to Ed Balls or George Osborne?

If prices are going up as you claim, maybe Mervyn King should consider raising interest rates.

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Dose anyone else think English escorts are getting Uglier? Recently been looking at the girls on adult work they look so dam ugly I could cry ‘especially Derby, Nottingham and Leicester in that order, Gone are the days of the English rose now all I see is rough looking fatties, and when ever you spot an attractive escorts she want the earth. What dose everyone think

Same standard in London in my opinion, but finding a good English Indie WG who fits my criteria isnt that easy sadly.

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Dose anyone else think English escorts are getting Uglier? Recently been looking at the girls on adult work they look so dam ugly I could cry ‘especially Derby, Nottingham and Leicester in that order, Gone are the days of the English rose now all I see is rough looking fatties, and when ever you spot an attractive escorts she want the earth. What dose everyone think

The dose I think best would be a large one of something that requires two signatures.

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there is a vast range of women in the general population from skinny to rather larger and gob-smackers to double baggers.

but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and women you dont fancy may well be just what someone else desires.

if you dont fancy em, dont book em.

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I have to say that EE ladies are in my opinion much fitter than UK ladies in the sense that they are slimmer and better toned. This applies in the non punting world also to both men and women. We in the UK have become the fatties of Europe second only to the USA in the porky parade. My kids play a game on the beach abroad in France or Spain of "Spot the Brit". The Brits are always the fattest people on the beach. It's all down to the take away food culture and the lack of sport in schools. Gyms might be full but it is always the same fit people there.

The same principle applies to WGs- normally not fat but not fit either.

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Whilst accepting that there are many profiles on the other site for English women I would never go near, there are still many gorgeous English girls available, but they do seem to be getting pricier!

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[snigger]

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Dose anyone else think English escorts are getting Uglier? Recently been looking at the girls on adult work they look so dam ugly I could cry ‘especially Derby, Nottingham and Leicester in that order, Gone are the days of the English rose now all I see is rough looking fatties, and when ever you spot an attractive escorts she want the earth. What dose everyone think

Not just escorts. Or just the English.

In fact, my good looks are so incredible, and my standards so high, that I used to worry I would never enjoy a pleasurable sexual experience.

Then one day, someone told me to go fuck myself.

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Not just escorts. Or just the English.

In fact, my good looks are so incredible, and my standards so high, that I used to worry I would never enjoy a pleasurable sexual experience.

Then one day, someone told me to go fuck myself.

Best concise FR I have seen in ages! :lol:

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Dose anyone else think English escorts are getting Uglier? Recently been looking at the girls on adult work they look so dam ugly I could cry ‘especially Derby, Nottingham and Leicester in that order, Gone are the days of the English rose now all I see is rough looking fatties, and when ever you spot an attractive escorts she want the earth. What dose everyone think

I think you need to go to Specsavers chum. There are some cracking looking English escorts out there and many do not cost the earth.

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Oh come on now, you don't REALLY want to know what I think surely?

Go on, please!

Could it be that therodder is getting confused with all the fake, Eastern European girls who really don't exsit?

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Sorry we're all such a bunch of munters. Coming from such a fit, handsome and affluent gent such as yourself, that comment cut deep ;)

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And all the English women think they are worth something.

Look at their rates comapred to the good looking EE's.

It's like Rip Off Britain Birds.

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Ah, that must be why my phone never rings....

You wish!

Priced according to what I think I'm worth and can hold a decent conversation. However, the OP probably wouldn't understand what that is, so if someone with more patience wouldn't mind explaining it to him...

Yours

Ugly Fatty of Ullapool.

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And all the English women think they are worth something.

Look at their rates comapred to the good looking EE's.

It's like Rip Off Britain Birds.

If you don't like the prices, don't pay them. Book someone else, it really is that simple.

Out of interest, how much should we be charging?

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Sorry we're all such a bunch of munters. Coming from such a fit, handsome and affluent gent such as yourself, that comment cut deep ;)

Lol ... Kitty .... well said ... :D

OMG this forum doesn't change ... does it ... ?

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I' am talking about the majority not the minority:Britain now has the fattest women of any major Western European nation, a worldwide health study has found. Since 1980 the weight of the average female has increased by more than a stone (6.35kg) – leapfrogging countries including Spain, Italy, and Germany. At the start of the 1980s, the average 5ft 3in British woman weighed 10 stone (63.5kg), but by 2008 that had grown to 11stt 2lb (70.6kg). THE TELEGRAPH 4/2/211

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/8302176/British-women-become-the-fattest-in-Europe.html

(Maybe that’s why the attractive babes are charging so much because they have little competition)

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If you don't like the prices, don't pay them. Book someone else, it really is that simple.

Out of interest, how much should we be charging?

You should be charging £1 per minute so £30 for 30 mins and £60 for 1 Hour.

The service must include OWO, DFK and Licking all over body allowed.

The above is what everyone is expecting in this tough climate of recession.

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You should be charging £1 per minute so £30 for 30 mins and £60 for 1 Hour.

The service must include OWO, DFK and Licking all over body allowed.

The above is what everyone is expecting in this tough climate of recession.

Where did you get that from? "everyone is expecting". I am expecting that the prices of the Ipad2 will drop down to £299 in the next 3 months, but somehow I think there is more chance that Galahad would un-sensor аdultwоrк links on this forum.

Webcam performers and lap dancers charging more then that per min, and they no need to attend to your (possibly stinking) mouth and penis, never mind attitude. Its nice to dream anyway.

Out of interest: did you found any girl who does that, and you can prove that you actually met her and trully enjoyed encounter? She also need to be born and bread British, stunning looking and preferably from Derby, Nottingham, Leicester, as OP (Therodder) looking for. I am sure you can help him. ;-)

Punting its a luxury, not the common necessity, so if you can't afford it, stick to the wanking while watching videos on porn sites. Or just stick it.

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i whole heartedly agree ...£1.oo per minute sounds great...can i also have a mars bar for 12p..and lunch in the west end for a tenner please. No? i hear you say?...whats that?... if you want a sweet kick for 12p go to nisa or lidls?...and lunch for a tenner?....fast food joints?

so if i want it cheap and fast go to a discount european supplier for a facsimilie of what i truely waant; other wise pay the full MARKET rate for the english lady and the gourmet snacks i really really want. As for looks two bits of advice...when shopping decide what you want before you window shop there is someone out there for all of us and secondly decide if you want paid erotic companionship or just to have a wank inside some one elses body

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i whole heartedly agree ...£1.oo per minute sounds great...can i also have a mars bar for 12p..and lunch in the west end for a tenner please. No? i hear you say?...whats that?... if you want a sweet kick for 12p go to nisa or lidls?...and lunch for a tenner?....fast food joints?

so if i want it cheap and fast go to a discount european supplier for a facsimilie of what i truely waant; other wise pay the full MARKET rate for the english lady and the gourmet snacks i really really want. As for looks two bits of advice...when shopping decide what you want before you window shop there is someone out there for all of us and secondly decide if you want paid erotic companionship or just to have a wank inside some one elses body

I think I like you. :)

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i whole heartedly agree ...£1.oo per minute sounds great...can i also have a mars bar for 12p..and lunch in the west end for a tenner please. No? i hear you say?...whats that?... if you want a sweet kick for 12p go to nisa or lidls?...and lunch for a tenner?....fast food joints?

so if i want it cheap and fast go to a discount european supplier for a facsimilie of what i truely waant; other wise pay the full MARKET rate for the english lady and the gourmet snacks i really really want. As for looks two bits of advice...when shopping decide what you want before you window shop there is someone out there for all of us and secondly decide if you want paid erotic companionship or just to have a wank inside some one elses body

I think you are a xenophobe and so I don't like you.

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I think you are a xenophobe and so I don't like you.

Fair point.

But the basic "pay the price or go somewhere cheaper" still appeals to me.

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