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In My Will.......

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Ladies: Have you ever had something left to you by a punter in their will?

If so what was it?

Guys, Would you ever leave a gift or something to a escort / working girl? if so what would it be?

Think of the possible hilarity that the executor would have trying to find "sexy sue of swansea" for example & how to explain to the grieving family that you left something to someone they possibly didnt know or were aware of your "hobby".

SP

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Just gave my collection of japanese porn dvd to my fav. wg on saturday. Hope that doesn't mean I am on my way out soon ?

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I intend to leave my collection of beer mats to my favourite WG. She knows who she is so can come to claim them at me wake!

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Beautiful poem here by the Irish poet Christy Brown. He's in his coffin, everyone is having a great time at his wake, in comes, un-noticed, the girl he loved, and it's so silly that he's lying there unable to respond to her.

Come Softly To My Wake

Christy Brown

Come softly to my wake

On Pavlova feet

at the greying end of day;

into the smoke and heat

enter quietly smiling, quietly unknown

among the garrulous guests

gathered in porter nests

to reminisce and moan;

come not with ornate grief

to desecrate my sleep

but a calm togetherness of hands

quiet as windless sands

and if you must weep

be it for the old quick lust

now lost in dust

only you could shake

from its lair.

Come softly to my wake

and drink and break

the rugged crust

of friendly bread

and weep not for me dead

but lying stupidly there

upon the womanless bed

with a sexless stare

and no thought in my head.

Christy Brown (1932 – 1981) was an Irish author, painter and poet who had severe cerebral palsy. He communicated by moving his left foot. He was brought up in a large Irish family where he was loved and well looked after.

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Hey Aceton,

Im glad it was an irishman that wrote the poem! my point is that the wake is normaly held after the burial/cremation service.

So how could he be aware that the mystery girl had arrived at the wake? as he would be either 6 feet under or a pile of ashes by then.

SP

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Ladies: Have you ever had something left to you by a punter in their will?

If so what was it?

Guys, Would you ever leave a gift or something to a escort / working girl? if so what would it be?

Think of the possible hilarity that the executor would have trying to find "sexy sue of swansea" for example & how to explain to the grieving family that you left something to someone they possibly didnt know or were aware of your "hobby".

SP

No i wouldnt unless i was in a relationship and in love with them. :)

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Hey Aceton,

Im glad it was an irishman that wrote the poem! my point is that the wake is normaly held after the burial/cremation service.

So how could he be aware that the mystery girl had arrived at the wake? as he would be either 6 feet under or a pile of ashes by then.

SP

He's anticipating his death and picturing the scene afterwards, hoping she'll come. It's a kind of love letter.

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Even though I would not be around I would not wish to upset my relatives from beyond the grave, so nothing would be left to any WG in my will.

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Ladies: Have you ever had something left to you by a punter in their will?

If so what was it?

Guys, Would you ever leave a gift or something to a escort / working girl? if so what would it be?

Think of the possible hilarity that the executor would have trying to find "sexy sue of swansea" for example & how to explain to the grieving family that you left something to someone they possibly didnt know or were aware of your "hobby".

SP

Although it's been a lifetime since I looked at probate, I'm almost certain such a bequest would fail for ambiguity,

it would need to be her real name. I know what you're saying though, imagine the reading of the will ...

"To Cumslut Barbie, I leave my entire collection of pony porn and assorted harnesses." :D

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Although it's been a lifetime since I looked at probate, I'm almost certain such a bequest would fail for ambiguity,

it would need to be her real name. I know what you're saying though, imagine the reading of the will ...

"To Cumslut Barbie, I leave my entire collection of pony porn and assorted harnesses." :D

Oi, you been reading my will? :D

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I was left something very valuable a few years ago. by a client who had become a good friend.

My friends family were not happy and to be honest, I had quite a lot of sympathy for them. Rather than be dragged through the courts and have my life laid bare to the world I suggested the family buy the item from me at a heavily discounted price.(50%)

Not quite Anna Nichole Smith league but I have another friend /ex client I have known for 8 or 9 years has assured me I will have a small income after his demise- bless him. . He has no close family . He intends to leave me his house which I can rent out or live in rent free until my own death. The house is then passed on to his distant relatives for them to do what they want with.

Its a great solution and it will pay for my Botox, Booblift,, face Transplant, Hair transplant, false teeth, replacement hip, hysterectomy and hormone replacement therapy as I slide disgracefully into my old age!

I find that quite a caring thing to do!.

Edited by Helen Jones

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Not quite Anna Nichole Smith league but I have another friend /ex client I have known for 8 or 9 years has assured me I will have a small income after his demise- bless him. . He has no close family . He intends to leave me his house which I can rent out or live in rent free until my own death. The house is then passed on to his distant relatives for them to do what they want with.

Barring unforeseen accidents I will be the last of my family, so this is the sort of thing I would probably do if I met a WG I really liked, it's either that or a charity

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I think rich punters with no dependants should leave money to a charitable foundation, so that distressed punters could apply for money with the proviso that the money would only be spent on punting. With respect, working girls should be quite well off.

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I think rich punters with no dependants should leave money to a charitable foundation, so that distressed punters could apply for money with the proviso that the money would only be spent on punting. With respect, working girls should be quite well off.

I'm bequething my entire estate to the Confuscius Foundation, a benevolent fund to enable punters down on their luck to continue punting until they get back on their feet. This way I will achieve immortality long after my mortal remains are gone. Details are in my last will and testament.

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