Bathsheba

Urban Myth

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Hello there! First post on my own - go me!

I remember reading ages back (might have been on here as it happens) now about a poor old chap who kealed over and departed to the great brothel in the sky in a brothel. Apparantly, the ladies took him outside and lay his body around the corner and informed the police they had done that in order to not upset his poor widow.

Did that really happen or is it an urban myth, do you think?

Can you think of any others like that? The stories that make you think "Hmmmm.."?

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Funnily enough, a couple of days ago I happened to drive past very late at night. There were two police cars and an ambulance outside what is now called 'Abigails'. Wonder if the same thing happened again. Maybe there's a girl working there who's really....REALLY good!

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Funnily enough, a couple of days ago I happened to drive past very late at night. There were two police cars and an ambulance outside what is now called 'Abigails'. Wonder if the same thing happened again. Maybe there's a girl working there who's really....REALLY good!

Maybe she's just fat.

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Funnily enough, a couple of days ago I happened to drive past very late at night. There were two police cars and an ambulance outside what is now called 'Abigails'. Wonder if the same thing happened again. Maybe there's a girl working there who's really....REALLY good!

She'd have to be but what a way to go!

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Hello there! First post on my own - go me!

I remember reading ages back (might have been on here as it happens) now about a poor old chap who kealed over and departed to the great brothel in the sky in a brothel. Apparantly, the ladies took him outside and lay his body around the corner and informed the police they had done that in order to not upset his poor widow.

Did that really happen or is it an urban myth, do you think?

Can you think of any others like that? The stories that make you think "Hmmmm.."?

Hi Bathsheba, I have two stories for you.

The first is one I read somewhere, where the guy had a heart attack and died in the parlour, they dressed him and called the police and for the sake of his family the police went along with the story, that he was walking past and became ill, so they took him insode where he died.

The second story was told to me by a parlour owner whom I went to visit for a session after it had closed. He told me an old guy had died of a heart attack in the middle of a hot session with one of his girls because he was doing poppers. At that time, I had no idea what he was talking about, and assumed poppers were some sort of pills that you pop!

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Hello there! First post on my own - go me!

I remember reading ages back (might have been on here as it happens) now about a poor old chap who kealed over and departed to the great brothel in the sky in a brothel. Apparantly, the ladies took him outside and lay his body around the corner and informed the police they had done that in order to not upset his poor widow.

Did that really happen or is it an urban myth, do you think?

Can you think of any others like that? The stories that make you think "Hmmmm.."?

The police wont appreciate a body being moved so if this has happened and the police informed like you have read they could of got in trouble for doing this. :)

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Is one of my fears that someone will die on me!

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At least these blokes died doing something they loved ;)

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Hi Bathsheba, I have two stories for you.

The first is one I read somewhere, where the guy had a heart attack and died in the parlour, they dressed him and called the police and for the sake of his family the police went along with the story, that he was walking past and became ill, so they took him insode where he died.

The second story was told to me by a parlour owner whom I went to visit for a session after it had closed. He told me an old guy had died of a heart attack in the middle of a hot session with one of his girls because he was doing poppers. At that time, I had no idea what he was talking about, and assumed poppers were some sort of pills that you pop!

Hi Sarah! Yes, this IS the one I was thinking of! I wasn't sure on the particulars though. Thanks for putting my mind at rest - Now I can sleep at night again... ;)

The other one - bless you! You didn't know about poppers?? Stinky and horrid stuff, that is.... x

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Hi Sarah! Yes, this IS the one I was thinking of! I wasn't sure on the particulars though. Thanks for putting my mind at rest - Now I can sleep at night again... ;)

The other one - bless you! You didn't know about poppers?? Stinky and horrid stuff, that is.... x

Change of subject a minute (apologies Bathsheba) until I started reading this forum my only knowledge of poppers was teenagers using for kicks and gay men!- didn't think for a million years grown up straight men used them...

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Change of subject a minute (apologies Bathsheba) until I started reading this forum my only knowledge of poppers was teenagers using for kicks and gay men!- didn't think for a million years grown up straight men used them...

They still sold them and might still sell them for all i know in licensed Sex Shops the last time i visited one to buy a stack of porn dvds a couple of years ago. I tried poppers in my youth, they gave me a steaming headache and sore throat. :)

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They still sold them and might still sell them for all i know in licensed Sex Shops the last time i visited one to buy a stack of porn dvds a couple of years ago. I tried poppers in my youth, they gave me a steaming headache and sore throat. :)

I took a WG on a shopping trip to a fetish shop and saw a bottle labeled Room Oderizer, she was quite surprised when I picked it up, and told me she wouldn't have thought I was the type to do poppers. I was horrified, I've never felt more naive in my life, I figured they were sort of pheromone type things to increase sex drive since they were next to the little blue pills

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The police wont appreciate a body being moved so if this has happened and the police informed like you have read they could of got in trouble for doing this. :)

A few years ago there was a case of a body being found in a garden on the main road between Burnley and Pendle, just inside the border of one of the towns. Story was that a couple of coppers found it near the end of their shift on New Years Eve, who moved into a garden off the main road and in the next area. I have been told this is true by a local copper, I can well imagine it happening, it was evidently natural causes.

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Moving a body is perhaps some kind of offence, barstaff in Edinburgh moved a body from the toilets to the pavement and had their license suspended. A guy died in scorpios not that long ago, he was a good age. Management cleared the parlour and called the police.

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I cant open those links but I remember a newspaper article being linked on here a while back about a guy who did die in a brothel but for the sake of his widow the police told her he had died in the library next door. I dont remember reading anything about them dressing him though.x

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Moving a body is perhaps some kind of offence, barstaff in Edinburgh moved a body from the toilets to the pavement and had their license suspended. A guy died in scorpios not that long ago, he was a good age. Management cleared the parlour and called the police.

In E&W moving a dead body is perverting the course of justice. I can just about believe that the police may well have "chosen not to hear" that brothel staff moved a body for the sake of the man's family.

As far as I'm concerned the police would not assist in the moving of a body, especially if there were others involved. For them it would be misconduct in public office. They would have too much to lose, ie. job and pension. There would be no advantage to them in telling everyone about it back at the station. It's an urban myth.

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I cant open those links but I remember a newspaper article being linked on here a while back about a guy who did die in a brothel but for the sake of his widow the police told her he had died in the library next door.

Three or four months ago there were reports in the British press about a motor sports chief who died in a Belgian domme's dungeon. Police, IIRR, arrested the lady, and the widow was saying that he'd had a heart attack in a hotel room. Story then went cold....

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In E&W moving a dead body is perverting the course of justice. I can just about believe that the police may well have "chosen not to hear" that brothel staff moved a body for the sake of the man's family.

As far as I'm concerned the police would not assist in the moving of a body, especially if there were others involved. For them it would be misconduct in public office. They would have too much to lose, ie. job and pension. There would be no advantage to them in telling everyone about it back at the station. It's an urban myth.

I agree. :)

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A guy I used to see when I was a pro dom used to joke that if he died during a session to put his body in his car and drive it out to a deserted layby and leave him there. Sadly for him he did die during a session (not with me) and the girl in question moved his body from the play room to the shower and called the police. You may have seen it in the papers as he was quite high profile and owned a RPM Motor Sport Team. She got jailed for it.

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A guy I used to see when I was a pro dom used to joke that if he died during a session to put his body in his car and drive it out to a deserted layby and leave him there. Sadly for him he did die during a session (not with me) and the girl in question moved his body from the play room to the shower and called the police. You may have seen it in the papers as he was quite high profile and owned a RPM Motor Sport Team. She got jailed for it.

Moral being dont move dead bodies for any reason as its likely to not go down too well with the police or courts.

At the end of the day a punter is responsible for his actions and what he chooses to do, if i was to die at a WGs premises i wouldnt expect her or the police to move my body to make it appear better for my family as that is bringing them into breaking the law themselves which i certainly wouldnt want them to do. If the body is moved for other reasons apart from to save the punters family feelings then that is a risk the provider takes and if caught they only have themselves to blame. :)

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My grandad was Irish and whe he was caught out in one of his tall stories he would reply "Ah, a tale grows with the telling". Which is probably true with many of these stories

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Hello there! First post on my own - go me!

Do you normally post as part of team?

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