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Showering Conundrum

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Hypothetically

If I go to see a lady at her place, more often than not, I will be offered, and expected, to take a shower even though I will have showered before leaving less than an hour before.

No problem but....

If a lady comes to see me at my hotel, should I insist on her showering first as she will have experienced the same as me getting to her even though she may have showered less than an hour ago too?

Or do ladies just not get hot and sweaty like men and always remain sweet and fragrant whatever the circumstances? :rolleyes:

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Hypothetically

If I go to see a lady at her place, more often than not, I will be offered, and expected, to take a shower even though I will have showered before leaving less than an hour before.

No problem but....

If a lady comes to see me at my hotel, should I insist on her showering first as she will have experienced the same as me getting to her even though she may have showered less than an hour ago too?

Or do ladies just not get hot and sweaty like men and always remain sweet and fragrant whatever the circumstances? :rolleyes:

It's a little different for us. Some of us have spent an age putting on make-up and drying our hair. A shower without recovery aids is a no no. ( hairdryer, two mirrors, make-up bag, tweezers, clippers, etc etc ) Professional escorts will always be well turned out.

Any escort with poor personal hygiene is not a professional. Shes a skank trying to make some Blue Nun money or find the funds for a half ounce of Golden Virginia for her unemployed boyfriend. Bingo fees play a large part sometimes too! Besides It is in our interest to give an A1 service and the best impression. You can go elsewhere remember.

You sound as if you take the issue seriously but some men work all day the, then travel miles in a hot sweaty car and expect........well you can imagine!

You may be fastidious in your personal hygiene but not everyone is! Can't have one rule for the sweaty betties and another for the normal guys. You either wash and like it or go somewhere else.

Sheesh complaining about taking a shower- Your not 10 years old :P

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Hypothetically

If I go to see a lady at her place, more often than not, I will be offered, and expected, to take a shower even though I will have showered before leaving less than an hour before.

No problem but....

If a lady comes to see me at my hotel, should I insist on her showering first as she will have experienced the same as me getting to her even though she may have showered less than an hour ago too?

Or do ladies just not get hot and sweaty like men and always remain sweet and fragrant whatever the circumstances? :rolleyes:

your queston should really be does the clock start ticking the moment you meet your escort?....this showering malarkey could turn a 1 hour punt into a 45 minute punt..it's your time since your the one paying.If this is the case it means your paying someone to sit in another room while you shower,I would'nt mind a job like that.

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As Helen said a girl visiting you would more than likely already be clean and have come from her home to your hotel in a cab therefore no hard work or sweat produced. And she's right- No way am I getting in a shower after I have done hair and applied make up!

Men often arrive from work or after a game of golf etc so do need to shower therefore a woman will often ask/offer the use of the bathroom. Personally I do not ask my clients to shower when they get to mine, but will always offer and if someone has not asked about showering either in advance or when they arrive and I think they really need one I will politely mention this! If a guy has tells me he is fresh because he's recently had a shower I won't ask them to have another. I get the need for good hygiene, but I suspect a girl who insists on a shower when a man is a fresh as a dasiy may well use this to fill some of the time. If a girl turns up stinking then she'd probbaly a bad escort all round!

In answer to Ace Ventura, yes the time starts ticking as you come through the door whether you shower or not! I think most men except this, afterall our time is money! ;) I think most decent men would much rather have a shower than not and accept it eats into their punting time. Anyway most men only take a few minutes and in reality a one hour session is not made up of solid shagging whether some of the time is used up showering, chatting, having a cup of tea and so on, it's all part of the whole experience.

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your queston should really be does the clock start ticking the moment you meet your escort?....this showering malarkey could turn a 1 hour punt into a 45 minute punt..it's your time since your the one paying.If this is the case it means your paying someone to sit in another room while you shower,I would'nt mind a job like that.

It depends how quickly you shower. As i have already had one before setting out and i am driving for no more than 30 minutes i am not going to get that sweaty i can easily be in and out of the shower in a few minutes. With good Indies i rarely have a problem and the WG sometimes gets me going by being naked outside the cubicle, i dont like showering with the lady but some punters do so this can be requested.

With Establishments the time is often controlled more tightly so its a quick in wash and out. :)

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Shes a skank trying to make some Blue Nun money or find the funds for a half ounce of Golden Virginia for her unemployed boyfriend. Bingo fees play a large part sometimes too!

Sheesh complaining about taking a shower- Your not 10 years old :P

Helen - you have such a way with words......................... and the post was a tad tongue in cheek!

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your queston should really be does the clock start ticking the moment you meet your escort?....this showering malarkey could turn a 1 hour punt into a 45 minute punt..it's your time since your the one paying.If this is the case it means your paying someone to sit in another room while you shower,I would'nt mind a job like that.

I am OK with the clock ticking etc, even with me be being a hairy bloke and taking twice as long to dry off as most blokes, but its the perversity of the situation that makes me smile:

You are a bloke, therefore you will need a shower because you will be dirty and smelly.

I am a working girl, therefore I will be as fresh as a daisy.

It just don't make no sense innit.

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I have mentioned in a previous post that i always shower just before leaving home,and my meetings are local.I would have no problems with showering again, but as i'm disabled and most showers are over the bath i find it a bit dodgy getting in and out without a bath mat and grab handles.If its a cubicle thats fine.

So far i have never been asked to shower,but feel it might be a bit awkward if it does happen.How do you feel ladies.

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I'll ask people if they want one - I know some people just like to freshen up before we get down to business. Some do some don't because they've had one earlier but *touch wood* I've never had a smelly one yet! I always have a shower before I leave, if I've driven long distance I'll always pop to the bathroom first to give myself another quick wash below. But I rarely start off with a full shower - it's eating into their time if I did and there's the whole hair and make up thing too. The only time I had a full one at the beginning was when I'd come straight from the gym and just couldn't feel comfortable without being clean.

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What's the saying?

Horses sweat

Men perspire

Ladies merely glow!

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What's the saying?

Horses sweat

Men perspire

Ladies merely glow!

Damn, beaten to it!

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Usually punt within 30 mins drive and ALWAYS shower immediately prior to leaving home. If asked to shower on arrival I will and it takes 2 mins maximum. Being dried can be part of the fun too!

I expect the lady can tell if I need to shower, so I will take the hint if it is suggested.

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I always like to take a shower firstly. I'd prefer if my time could start after this, maybe let me in 5 mins early or something but it doesn't grind my gears as such. I can't say i don't enjoy a lady friend in the shower with me but i do understand make up etc.

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I am OK with the clock ticking etc, even with me be being a hairy bloke and taking twice as long to dry off as most blokes, but its the perversity of the situation that makes me smile:

You are a bloke, therefore you will need a shower because you will be dirty and smelly.

I am a working girl, therefore I will be as fresh as a daisy.

It just don't make no sense innit.

Sigh!! As a fellow bloke, haven't you read the posts beyween your OP and this? It makes complete sense!!!! Just because you think you're the exception (and like you, I shower just befor I set out for a punt) how is the WG to know? Sniff your butt first?

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I have mentioned in a previous post that i always shower just before leaving home,and my meetings are local.I would have no problems with showering again, but as i'm disabled and most showers are over the bath i find it a bit dodgy getting in and out without a bath mat and grab handles.If its a cubicle thats fine.

So far i have never been asked to shower,but feel it might be a bit awkward if it does happen.How do you feel ladies.

The disabled people I have seen are freshly showered before arriving to see me, I wouldn't expect them to struggle in a shower that wasn't disabled friendly. You can tell if someone is clean and in that case I wouldn't ask them to shower. Luckily for me most of the clients I see are respectful and turn up clean. Those that feel sweaty will always ask to shower.

Shelly

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Usually punt within 30 mins drive and ALWAYS shower immediately prior to leaving home. If asked to shower on arrival I will and it takes 2 mins maximum. Being dried can be part of the fun too!

I expect the lady can tell if I need to shower, so I will take the hint if it is suggested.

exactly

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If I go to see a lady at her place, more often than not, I will be offered, and expected, to take a shower even though I will have showered before leaving less than an hour before.

If you've had a shower less than an hour before, I wouldn't insist upon you taking another one upon arrival at my place (unless it was a very hot day, perhaps).

But what Helen says is correct - some men will have their normal shower in the morning, spend a couple of hours in work, go to the toilet several times, then drive to visit their WG and think it's ok to say 'I've had a shower' and will expect the WG to get intimately acquainted with their betty swollocks :blink:

A shower only takes two mins, and most ladies don't include it in the time.

If, as per your OP, I was visiting you, and you wanted me to shower, I would, no problem - the shower head would not go near my make up or hair (although the steam might make my hair a bit curly). But as Helen said, any decent escort will be clean and fresh 'down there' and will have showered/bathed prior to setting off (not a few hours beforehand).

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some men will have their normal shower in the morning, spend a couple of hours in work, go to the toilet several times, then drive to visit their WG and think it's ok to say 'I've had a shower' and will expect the WG to get intimately acquainted with their betty swollocks

Maybe this is why in the automatic air freshener adverts it's always the blokes who set them off?

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......................... and the post was a tad tongue in cheek!

As was the reply ........................

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The disabled people I have seen are freshly showered before arriving to see me, I wouldn't expect them to struggle in a shower that wasn't disabled friendly. You can tell if someone is clean and in that case I wouldn't ask them to shower. Luckily for me most of the clients I see are respectful and turn up clean. Those that feel sweaty will always ask to shower.

Shelly

Thanks Shelly,that puts my mind at ease.

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A shower is usually offered to the gentleman because he's more likely to have come straight from work, less likely to have had access to a fully equipped bathroom. I don't insist because most of my clients will have showered already, and half an hour or even a full hour's drive shouldn't have much effect. Since I also greet my client fully dressed, it can also feel a bit odd if he's fumbling, clutching a towel I'm wrapped up from head to toe. Doesn't quite go with the just come to visit my lover/nipped out from work for some naughtiness fantasy.

Regards myself I'll be freshly bathed before venturing on an outcall, and once again even an hour or two in the car shouldn't make much impact. If I think it has I might have a quick splash in the bathroom, although one or two bathrooms haven't had any soap on offer, or much more than a rag for a towel....thankfully though these have been in the minority. I do have long hair, but I don't use any styling implements apart from a hair brush and fresh air. So it's not ruined in the shower, you just end up with a very damp pillow if it does get wet, and no you will not put a hair dryer anywhere near me, I just end up looking like a stressed out frizzball.

In your time or theirs?Well a bit of common sense applies, assuming you are reasonably clean most of the time a shower will take approximately 2 minutes. So why the need to ask?Isn't it obvious that you'll arrive on the hour, and leave at approximately 1 hour later give or take the 5 minutes it take to shower. If someone has to ask me this, alarm bells usually start ringing and it makes me wonder. This is because my interaction usually starts as soon as I meet someone, and isn't delayed until some time after we've decided the clock should start. If a client asked me to shower I'd take a couple of minutes, because I'd already be clean in the first place. I suppose I could hold back until after the shower, before starting my stopwatch!

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A shower is usually offered to the gentleman because he's more likely to have come straight from work, less likely to have had access to a fully equipped bathroom. I don't insist because most of my clients will have showered already, and half an hour or even a full hour's drive shouldn't have much effect. Since I also greet my client fully dressed, it can also feel a bit odd if he's fumbling, clutching a towel I'm wrapped up from head to toe. Doesn't quite go with the just come to visit my lover/nipped out from work for some naughtiness fantasy.

Strawberry has hit on the one aspect of showering that does get me. A big part of a punt, for me, is the mutual exploring and undressing that you can't do if one of you is only wearing a bath towel.

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Hypothetically

If I go to see a lady at her place, more often than not, I will be offered, and expected, to take a shower even though I will have showered before leaving less than an hour before.

No problem but....

If a lady comes to see me at my hotel, should I insist on her showering first as she will have experienced the same as me getting to her even though she may have showered less than an hour ago too?

Or do ladies just not get hot and sweaty like men and always remain sweet and fragrant whatever the circumstances? :rolleyes:

Surely its just good manners, it doesn't matter if Im seeing a local girl 15 mins away, or taking 2 hours to travel up to London to see a girl, I allways shower first. Its a way of undressing for the main event, it only takes 5 mins, when going to London I allways need the loo anyway plus travelling on the underground leaves me feeling dirty, and it gives the girl time to put the money away and then prepare herself decorously on the bed, arse in the air or legs akimbo works every time for me.

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Surely its just good manners, it doesn't matter if Im seeing a local girl 15 mins away, or taking 2 hours to travel up to London to see a girl, I allways shower first. Its a way of undressing for the main event, it only takes 5 mins, when going to London I allways need the loo anyway plus travelling on the underground leaves me feeling dirty, and it gives the girl time to put the money away and then prepare herself decorously on the bed, arse in the air or legs akimbo works every time for me.

Well said.

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Sigh!! As a fellow bloke, haven't you read the posts beyween your OP and this? It makes complete sense!!!! Just because you think you're the exception (and like you, I shower just befor I set out for a punt) how is the WG to know? Sniff your butt first?

You miss my point. I may well need a shower and am happy to but a lady visiting me, shower, you must be joking...............

Its not a problem, merely an observation.

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