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Just When I Thought I Had Seen It All..........

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At first glance it looks rather like a DIY website...............

with all those tables and machinery.

er......... well I suppose that is what it is!

Has anyone experienced this kind of thing? The prices put me off

but I have to say there are some eye watering gadgets on there...

rather puts Ann Summers in the shade :o

http://www.sexmachines.co.uk/p0/sex-machines/372628.htm

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ahahaha the bear one made me laugh! But christ indeed the prices are steep. Never tried one myself though :-(

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LOL @ the Robospanker.

Yes I think that is a splendid idea for those of us who have spankable clients.

Set it to medium and then just stand by and watch.... or go and do the weekly shop?

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I'll admit to having been coveting some of the stuff on there for years, I just haven't got the space :blink:.

One of my clients has a couple of the less avant-garde ones, and they're fun once you get used to the general weirdness. There's a paysite called 'Fucking Machines' on Kink.com where a few of these get a workout (I think you can get most of the clips on Youporn if you look).

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Bloody hell,just imagine one of them getting a power surge!!

Which one are you getting Adele.

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The 'Squeel' seemed aptly named and as for the £1600 plus Jetaime with its 'Industrial strength motor'..........well :blink:

I bet someone somewhere has a load of this stuff equipping a kind of 'Sex Gym'

Fascinating.....you'd 'cum' away from a room full of that stuff red raw.

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>DISCLAIMER: Misuse in assembling and/or the use of the sex machines we sell can cause personal injury, we accept no responsibilty should this occur. You buy and use the sex machines and/or products we sell at your own risk.

After reading the above I think I will have to study some of those contraptions very carefully before parting with my

hard earned.

:rolleyes:

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OMG!! looks worse than a visit to the dentist :blink:

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I'll admit to having been coveting some of the stuff on there for years, I just haven't got the space :blink:.

One of my clients has a couple of the less avant-garde ones, and they're fun once you get used to the general weirdness. There's a paysite called 'Fucking Machines' on Kink.com where a few of these get a workout (I think you can get most of the clips on Youporn if you look).

I've seen a few movies on similar sites - you do worry about some of the women who are on the receiving end of some of these machines when they are doing up to 200 strokes a minute! :blink:

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Some creative designer has been hard at work!!! :lol:

Would it not be cheaper for women to pull the washing machine out, set it on a fast spin and park their nether regions on it? :D

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Oh I really want a go on a fucking machine! ,

My OH brought me a manual one but then complained his arms ached and I had to keep shouting faster faster, come on, harder!...

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At first glance it looks rather like a DIY website...............

with all those tables and machinery.

er......... well I suppose that is what it is!

Has anyone experienced this kind of thing? The prices put me off

but I have to say there are some eye watering gadgets on there...

rather puts Ann Summers in the shade :o

http://www.sexmachines.co.uk/p0/sex-machines/372628.htm

They are obviously popular with the female sex since they are at half price <_<

As Louisa said 'looks much worse than a visit to the dentist!

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My linkThis is what I have if anyone is interested!

I just don't get why they are so expensive? It is just a dildo and a bit of metal!

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I just don't get why they are so expensive? It is just a dildo and a bit of metal!

Haven't you seen the price of petrol nowadays? These things don't run on fresh air, you know. :blink:

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Haven't you seen the price of petrol nowadays? These things don't run on fresh air, you know. :blink:

:lol: :lol:

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Oh no! The dildo doesn't come with it! I had to trawl the internet and Soho to find one that fitted the attachment AND I had to buy little padlocks to keep the neck, wrist and ankle cuffs closed!

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Oh no! The dildo doesn't come with it! I had to trawl the internet and Soho to find one that fitted the attachment AND I had to buy little padlocks to keep the neck, wrist and ankle cuffs closed!

Goes off to bed speechless :o

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AND because the boy thought he'd found a cheaper one he ordered from a US website so I got stung £50 for the duty on delivery!

And guess how many times we've used it?

ONCE!!!!!

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AND because the boy thought he'd found a cheaper one he ordered from a US website so I got stung £50 for the duty on delivery!

And guess how many times we've used it?

ONCE!!!!!

In the BDSM world they are not necessarily for the ladies!

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I just can't do the domme thing, I wish I did the amount of bloody kit I've got I could make a fortune!

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I just don't get why they are so expensive? It is just a dildo and a bit of metal!

I'm guessing that it's because the inventors are all too embarassed to send the blueprints off to a chinese factory for cheap mass production. So they all have to be hand made in some guy's garage. It's quite endearing, actually. Like a perverted sort of "craft industry". Like thatchers and those guys who make bows for violins...

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At first glance it looks rather like a DIY website...............

with all those tables and machinery.

er......... well I suppose that is what it is!

Has anyone experienced this kind of thing? The prices put me off

but I have to say there are some eye watering gadgets on there...

rather puts Ann Summers in the shade :o

http://www.sexmachines.co.uk/p0/sex-machines/372628.htm

I wouldn't like to try any of these unless thay had a slipping clutch to prevent damage and an emergency stop, a sort of dead mans handle.

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