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Taking A Mouthfull

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Nipped into a parlour this afternoon for a quick session

All started normally, fee and service agreed, offered a couple of ladies, picked one; a stunner,British, mid 30s.

She took me to a room. No problems.

I asked if she would undress slowly for me

Sure but just a sec she replied then opened her bag took out a bottle of vodka had a good swig re stowed the bottle and proceeded to give me a very good time.

Now I know I am not the best looking guy out there, the best that can be said is a face that has character.

I do however take my hygiene and respect for the girl very seriously.

I made no comment on the vodka.

I am still wondering if a WG taking a shot of booze before servicing me should be taken as an insult, a blow to any self confidence I have or just put down to the diversity of punting

What do you think

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Nipped into a parlour this afternoon for a quick session

All started normally, fee and service agreed, offered a couple of ladies, picked one; a stunner,British, mid 30s.

She took me to a room. No problems.

I asked if she would undress slowly for me

Sure but just a sec she replied then opened her bag took out a bottle of vodka had a good swig re stowed the bottle and proceeded to give me a very good time.

Now I know I am not the best looking guy out there, the best that can be said is a face that has character.

I do however take my hygiene and respect for the girl very seriously.

I made no comment on the vodka.

I am still wondering if a WG taking a shot of booze before servicing me should be taken as an insult, a blow to any self confidence I have or just put down to the diversity of punting

What do you think

If i had a good punt it wouldnt matter to me as long as the WG wasnt drunk which unless i am drunk i dont find a turn-on. :)

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One of my first non punting blow jobs ensued when the lady in question poured a large measure of vodka & orange over my nether regions and then proceeded to suck me dry. Very exciting.

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I'd have walked out and complained. Maybe escorts take a snifter before arriving, or before we enter the room, we can never know that. There are some escorts who like a drink in the session and pre state this, which again is fine since if you go ahead with the punt you know to expect it. But to pull out a bottle and take a swig is too much.

Just me and as is always said here, each to his/her own

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She maybe did it for Dutch courage. Some girls get nervous beforehand, and maybe that's her way of steadying her nerves.

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Antibacterial properties of the alcohol... it's a stretch but could be.

Not to say your unhygenic but that being the case this would amount to the same as taking baby wipes to your boy and using alcohol gel to sanitize the hands before HJ/OWO..

Just saying.

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Nipped into a parlour this afternoon for a quick session

All started normally, fee and service agreed, offered a couple of ladies, picked one; a stunner,British, mid 30s.

She took me to a room. No problems.

I asked if she would undress slowly for me

Sure but just a sec she replied then opened her bag took out a bottle of vodka had a good swig re stowed the bottle and proceeded to give me a very good time.

Now I know I am not the best looking guy out there, the best that can be said is a face that has character.

I do however take my hygiene and respect for the girl very seriously.

I made no comment on the vodka.

I am still wondering if a WG taking a shot of booze before servicing me should be taken as an insult, a blow to any self confidence I have or just put down to the diversity of punting

What do you think

Most mouth washes are flavored alcohol based disinfectants, vodak is generaly odorless..ahe just may have been freshing her breath. But, I do say it was rather impolite of her not to offer you a swig.

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As long as she didn't keep it in her mouth while going down on you, last time a girl did that to me I was about 18, " jonesy, let me try this on you, it'll be fun!"......

She had to knock me off the ceiling with a broom about 0.00002 microseconds after starting to administer her 'funky blow job' :-o

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I'd have walked out and complained. Maybe escorts take a snifter before arriving, or before we enter the room, we can never know that. There are some escorts who like a drink in the session and pre state this, which again is fine since if you go ahead with the punt you know to expect it. But to pull out a bottle and take a swig is too much.

Just me and as is always said here, each to his/her own

I quite like the smell of alcohol (and fresh smoke) on a Lady, it adds to the illicitness of it all. Makes me feel like I am doing something wrong, which I probably am!

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Nipped into a parlour this afternoon for a quick session

All started normally, fee and service agreed, offered a couple of ladies, picked one; a stunner,British, mid 30s.

She took me to a room. No problems.

I asked if she would undress slowly for me

Sure but just a sec she replied then opened her bag took out a bottle of vodka had a good swig re stowed the bottle and proceeded to give me a very good time.

Now I know I am not the best looking guy out there, the best that can be said is a face that has character.

I do however take my hygiene and respect for the girl very seriously.

I made no comment on the vodka.

I am still wondering if a WG taking a shot of booze before servicing me should be taken as an insult, a blow to any self confidence I have or just put down to the diversity of punting

What do you think

I had to laugh when I read this!! it sounds very funny the way you have put it across. I agree with others- not to take personally it is obviously nothing to do with you. If she had stood there swiging the whole bottle, then you may have had problems lol xxx

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great title to the post!

she could have at least offered to share!

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If she could stand up unaided and speak coherently I don't think you have a problem.

If she passes out and you could have done anything to her without her knowledge that's when I think you have a problem.

It was probably dutch courage, rather than a mouthwash for her previous CIM client.:)

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Sounds like my Polish cleaner. I never see her do it, but she consumes her own bodyweight in spirits. I keep replacing the vodka (Absolut is her favourite) and she keeps caning the stuff when I'm not there. She's a good cleaner so what do I do? Nothing. Vodka helps her work, who am I to complain?

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As long as she didn't keep it in her mouth while going down on you, last time a girl did that to me I was about 18, " jonesy, let me try this on you, it'll be fun!"......

She had to knock me off the ceiling with a broom about 0.00002 microseconds after starting to administer her 'funky blow job' :-o

LOL.. I remember giving a guy in an hotel a G&T blow job and it has a similar effect.. I think it was the tonic ;)

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