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So You Win 100 Million Euros Tonight

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Like most people i'm dreaming I win the 100 euro millions tonight and obviously women come straight into my head. What would be your first port of call if you won and then what adventures would you have after?

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Like most people i'm dreaming I win the 100 euro millions tonight and obviously women come straight into my head. What would be your first port of call if you won and then what adventures would you have after?

The toilet, because I think I would wee myself :)

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Like most people i'm dreaming I win the 100 euro millions tonight and obviously women come straight into my head. What would be your first port of call if you won and then what adventures would you have after?

It certainly wouldnt be punting related initially, family and friends first, then get down to some punting. Visit a few regulars and then book a days parties for myself and a couple of punters i know, could turn into a few days partying. :)

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Probably off to a pub to celebrate, get things in order then most of a week punting in London before a tour of the top punting places in Asia. :lol:

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Tour around the uk visiting wg's i wouldn't otherwise be able to see, the invite a certain few ladies to join me for a private party

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The toilet, because I think I would wee myself :)

You could add to your winnings then, 'cos I'd pay to see that :lol:

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What would be your first port of call if you won and then what adventures would you have after?

Divorce Lawyer, then I wouldn't have to go sneaking around any more.

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I think I would become significantly more attractive to the opposite sex and I doubt very much I would need to pay to sample the delights of sexy young (or old) ladies

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TBH the press would be tipped off as to your identity so any punting would have to wait.

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TBH the press would be tipped off as to your identity so any punting would have to wait.

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TBH the press would be tipped off as to your identity so any punting would have to wait.

You can claim anonymity if you wish. Then you control the release of the info.

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You can claim anonymity if you wish. Then you control the release of the info.

If only that was the way the press we worked. With some honour

But if these past few months have shown us privacy doesn't stop the press when they want a story.

I could see them catching you punting and coming to an agreement with you. give them the exclusive on your winners story or they drop hints about your indiscretions maybe ask your wife and family about it.

100 million euro winner caught with escort. The headlines would write themselves.

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If only that was the way the press we worked. With some honour

But if these past few months have shown us privacy doesn't stop the press when they want a story.

I could see them catching you punting and coming to an agreement with you. give them the exclusive on your winners story or they drop hints about your indiscretions maybe ask your wife and family about it.

100 million euro winner caught with escort. The headlines would write themselves.

Cynical but I'm sure you are right.

Still, I have kept my secret for several years so far and you only know now because I have told you. Keep it to yourself please.

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The toilet, because I think I would wee myself :)

I would hire a car with chauffeur and drive up to see you Sarah for the whole day,with your permission of course.

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I'd phone my favourite brothel and ask if I could stay for a week. I've done it for a weekend before, but sadly I've not won any lottery and the likelihood of doing so is nil because I don't play. So back to reality for me.

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A psychiatrist, I never enter the lotto because it is a tax on innumeracy.

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A psychiatrist, I never enter the lotto because it is a tax on innumeracy.

Would you care to expound this theory please.

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If only that was the way the press we worked. With some honour

But if these past few months have shown us privacy doesn't stop the press when they want a story.

I could see them catching you punting and coming to an agreement with you. give them the exclusive on your winners story or they drop hints about your indiscretions maybe ask your wife and family about it.

100 million euro winner caught with escort. The headlines would write themselves.

Plenty of people have managed to keep it a secret. There were two big UK winners last year with around £80m, and £110m who kept it secret. It's simply up to you. In my case I would quit my job, like 1000s do every day and move away where the new neighbours don't know me from Adam, don't know the money's new and will obviously be living in big houses with Aston Martins on their drive too so won't really give a damn. You're never going to be able to continue living in the same area and keeping the same friends anyway, barring a few very close friends perhaps who you know you can trust. That couple who won £166m a few months back were idiots to take publicity because when the shit hits the fan and they're getting grief from all sides, they can no longer run away. Every bugger knows.

There was a documentary about lottery winners on TV a few months ago and one guy who'd only won a little over 1 million was talking about all the crap he got from people. God knows what people are like when you've won really serious money, especially when you're from a very working class area when a lot of people (your friends) have got naff all; like this guy was and like that Scottish couple are.

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Would you care to expound this theory please.

I think he's referring to the fact that the Euromillions lottery is 116 million to one that you'll win. The normal Wednesday and Saturday lottery is relatively easy at 14 million to one.

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yorkshire couple wil the lottery.

wife says to bloke 'what shall we do about the begging letters?'

bloke says 'keep sending em'

bloke comes home and says to wife, 'pack yer bags, ive won the lottery.'

she says, 'what? beach or skiing?'

he says 'i dont care. just fuck off.'

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I'd get an outcall and then i'd probably move to Amsterdam.

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I think he's referring to the fact that the Euromillions lottery is 116 million to one that you'll win. The normal Wednesday and Saturday lottery is relatively easy at 14 million to one.

But the rewards are much greater too. I am at least a bit numerate!!

Lets hope Wyke Tyke will explain, if he's not too busy counting his money.

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First celebrate at such great good fortune at winning 100 million, have parties with family and friends, and also find time in the first weeks to see my regular and perhaps a few others. Then with the money first make sure that family are provided for, give some to close friends, and then get to work on wisely investing the money to increase it, with an aim of gaining more wealth to use supporting areas of work from medical research to new energy development etc. Oh and make sure to use some money for personal pleasures, from a new house to travelling the world and certainly spending some more enjoyable time with some fine ladies.

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Hmmm I love the UK punting scene, but there are better beaches in Thailand...

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But the rewards are much greater too. I am at least a bit numerate!!

Not really - £2 at 116 million to one. You're being ripped off any way you look at it.

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