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Hello!

So, you have arrived in China for the first time and you fancy visiting one of the many massage parlors, the only problem is you can't speak a word of Chinese. I have arranged a list of a few 'key words' that could really make the difference in your China punt.

Here we go:

按摩Ànmó = massage

口交 Kǒujiāo = oral sex

打飞机 Dǎ fēijī = handjob

做爱Zuò'ài = sex

我要Wǒ yào = I want. For example you can say 我要做爱Wǒ yào Zuò'ài = I want to make love

多少钱Duōshǎo qián how much does it cost

太贵了Tài guìle = too expensive

便宜点Piányi diǎn = make it cheaper

你很漂亮Nǐ hěn piàoliang =you are beautiful

快一点Kuài yīdiǎn = faster

慢点儿Màn diǎn er slower

不好Bù hǎo = not good

很好 Hěn hǎo = good

well, I hope the list can be useful to some of you first time China punters. If there is anything else you need to know send me a PM and hopefully I can help!

Dafeiji

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Hello!

So, you have arrived in China for the first time and you fancy visiting one of the many massage parlors, the only problem is you can't speak a word of Chinese. I have arranged a list of a few 'key words' that could really make the difference in your China punt.

Here we go:

按摩Ànmó = massage

口交 Kǒujiāo = oral sex

打飞机 Dǎ fēijī = handjob

做爱Zuò'ài = sex

我要Wǒ yào = I want. For example you can say 我要做爱Wǒ yào Zuò'ài = I want to make love

多少钱Duōshǎo qián how much does it cost

太贵了Tài guìle = too expensive

便宜点Piányi diǎn = make it cheaper

你很漂亮Nǐ hěn piàoliang =you are beautiful

快一点Kuài yīdiǎn = faster

慢点儿Màn diǎn er slower

不好Bù hǎo = not good

很好 Hěn hǎo = good

well, I hope the list can be useful to some of you first time China punters. If there is anything else you need to know send me a PM and hopefully I can help!

Dafeiji

Er, not that I'm likely to have the chance to use this, except, perhaps in Gerrard Street, but, those look to me like traditional characters, as used in Hong Kong and Taiwan, but not in the People's Republic? And are your phonetics Putongua or Cantonese?

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Er, not that I'm likely to have the chance to use this, except, perhaps in Gerrard Street, but, those look to me like traditional characters, as used in Hong Kong and Taiwan, but not in the People's Republic? And are your phonetics Putongua or Cantonese?

Hey Irgendeiner,

Maybe you can use this in Gerrard street, might make the girl you see give you something extra.

With regards to you question, the characters are simplified, not traditional and the pinyin(phonetics) is putonhua.

hope that answers your questions.

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Hello!

So, you have arrived in China for the first time and you fancy visiting one of the many massage parlors, the only problem is you can't speak a word of Chinese. I have arranged a list of a few 'key words' that could really make the difference in your China punt.

Here we go:

按摩Ànmó = massage

口交 Kǒujiāo = oral sex

打飞机 Dǎ fēijī = handjob

做爱Zuò'ài = sex

我要Wǒ yào = I want. For example you can say 我要做爱Wǒ yào Zuò'ài = I want to make love

多少钱Duōshǎo qián how much does it cost

太贵了Tài guìle = too expensive

便宜点Piányi diǎn = make it cheaper

你很漂亮Nǐ hěn piàoliang =you are beautiful

快一点Kuài yīdiǎn = faster

慢点儿Màn diǎn er slower

不好Bù hǎo = not good

很好 Hěn hǎo = good

well, I hope the list can be useful to some of you first time China punters. If there is anything else you need to know send me a PM and hopefully I can help!

Dafeiji

I think you should add the essential:

保险套 bǎo xiǎn tào condom

as in 我要带保险套 wǒ yào dài bǎo xiǎn tào I want to use a condom

or, if you're foolhardy, 我不要带保险套 wǒ bú yào dài bǎo xiǎn tào I don't want to use a condom

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I asked for a 69 and ended up with beef and black bean sauce.

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I asked for a 69 and ended up with beef and black bean sauce.

Actually, you are more likely to get a peach melba: a combination of 吃冰淇淋 chī bīngqílín "eat ice-cream" = F to M oral, and 品桃 pǐn táo "taste the peach" M to F oral :-)

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I'd be interested in knowing just how many of the guys here have ever been to China and have considered punting there.

I guess there might be 30 who have been there but less than 10 who have punted.

Nevertheless this certainly is one for the minority and is valid for that reason.

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I'd be interested in knowing just how many of the guys here have ever been to China and have considered punting there.

I guess there might be 30 who have been there but less than 10 who have punted.

Nevertheless this certainly is one for the minority and is valid for that reason.

If you are on this board and have been to China then it's pretty well a certainty you'll have indulged; it's that ubiquitous, and pretty much part of the (businessman) culture along with baijiu and DiaoYuTai cigarettes :-)

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If you are on this board and have been to China then it's pretty well a certainty you'll have indulged; it's that ubiquitous, and pretty much part of the (businessman) culture along with baijiu and DiaoYuTai cigarettes :-)

Thanks for the clarification. I have never had the chance to visit via work. For a vacation it is not that high on my list of "must see" locations. There are too many others to see first in my view.

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I'd be interested in knowing just how many of the guys here have ever been to China and have considered punting there.

I guess there might be 30 who have been there but less than 10 who have punted.

Nevertheless this certainly is one for the minority and is valid for that reason.

I have just returned from 2 weeks in mainland China, and from the quality of ladies I saw there, I would have very much liked the opportunity to have punted there. In fact some of our group were approached in the street in Shanghai and asked if they wanted a lady. So that I believe makes me one of the 20.

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I'd be interested in knowing just how many of the guys here have ever been to China and have considered punting there.

I guess there might be 30 who have been there but less than 10 who have punted.

Nevertheless this certainly is one for the minority and is valid for that reason.

I've only ever been there on business.

My guide arranged all my meetings with working ladies. She was not embarrassed, even when I went into graphic detail, asking for a lady in in her thirties, who would snowball my cum. This was quite a few years ago. There was never any question of any impropriety with my guide.

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Hello!

So, you have arrived in China for the first time and you fancy visiting one of the many massage parlors, the only problem is you can't speak a word of Chinese. I have arranged a list of a few 'key words' that could really make the difference in your China punt.

Here we go:

按摩Ànmó = massage

口交 Kǒujiāo = oral sex

打飞机 Dǎ fēijī = handjob

做爱Zuò'ài = sex

我要Wǒ yào = I want. For example you can say 我要做爱Wǒ yào Zuò'ài = I want to make love

多少钱Duōshǎo qián how much does it cost

太贵了Tài guìle = too expensive

便宜点Piányi diǎn = make it cheaper

你很漂亮Nǐ hěn piàoliang =you are beautiful

快一点Kuài yīdiǎn = faster

慢点儿Màn diǎn er slower

不好Bù hǎo = not good

很好 Hěn hǎo = good

well, I hope the list can be useful to some of you first time China punters. If there is anything else you need to know send me a PM and hopefully I can help!

Dafeiji

Yo pengyou now we know where you got your handle :D

I take it you are anglo-Chinese B)

Some of the phrases I was not acquainted with so thanx 4 those. As for term koujiao for BJ, I have never heard that used - when the mami is selling a particular girl, they always seem to use a verb such as as chuang or fu

Have also heard the word jiba which I believe means johnson

This is the golden age of punting in China rite now, prices still around 200 total (100 to mami, 100 to girl) for ST in your own hotel room. In HK its 350 plus. Prices in the mainland can only go up. Anyone wishing to go to China should do a short course in Mandarin then get their baht to Shenzhen or Dongguan across the border from HK. Dont 4get the visa

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Yo pengyou now we know where you got your handle :D

I take it you are anglo-Chinese B)

Some of the phrases I was not acquainted with so thanx 4 those. As for term koujiao for BJ, I have never heard that used - when the mami is selling a particular girl, they always seem to use a verb such as as chuang or fu

Have also heard the word jiba which I believe means johnson

This is the golden age of punting in China rite now, prices still around 200 total (100 to mami, 100 to girl) for ST in your own hotel room. In HK its 350 plus. Prices in the mainland can only go up. Anyone wishing to go to China should do a short course in Mandarin then get their baht to Shenzhen or Dongguan across the border from HK. Dont 4get the visa

Hey,

I am actually British, but picked up the essential Chinese words whilst on my travels here. It is indeed the golden age of punting here, granted that sometimes you get a shit service, but you get what you pay for and you don't really pay that much!

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Been to China a few times bet never punted there, never even approached but my trips were well away from the normal tourist areas. I have several friends who have been also but only one has admitted to punting. He hadn't been in his

hotel room five minutes when the front desk phoned and asked "massagee?" He thought it would be impolite to refuse.

If it had been me I would not have indulged as I'd have strong doubts the young girl was acting of her own volition.

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大家好Hello everybody,

Thanks for the extra words added onto this post! If anyone can think of some more then please feel free to add.I have just remembered another important one that is very useful, especially in a massage shop, the phrase is:

有没有Yǒu méiyǒu = do you have?

特殊服务Tèshū fúwù = special services

有没有特殊服务Yǒu méiyǒu tèshū fúwù = do you have any special services?

You can say this when you first go in to save wasting time with a girl that isn't willing.

Enjoy!

Dafeiji

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I'm rather nervous about massage parlours etc.

Can anyone recommend an agency in Shanghai ?

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I'd be interested in knowing just how many of the guys here have ever been to China and have considered punting there.

I guess there might be 30 who have been there but less than 10 who have punted.

Nevertheless this certainly is one for the minority and is valid for that reason.

I must be one of the 30 here who have been there ,and came back with no punt and without a happy ending in a massage place.

But the opportunities are there if you have the time and no constraints .

Hong Kong and Tailand is a lot easier and safer .

China is worth exploring thogh .

One should read Tripadvisor, virtual Tourist and ISG for all the relevant research to enjoy the experience without the scams .

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I must be one of the 30 here who have been there ,and came back with no punt and without a happy ending in a massage place.

But the opportunities are there if you have the time and no constraints .

Hong Kong and Tailand is a lot easier and safer .

China is worth exploring thogh .

One should read Tripadvisor, virtual Tourist and ISG for all the relevant research to enjoy the experience without the scams .

Hi jojosun,

You are right mate, Hong Kong and Thailand are easier because most girls there can speak English(or their version of English); however, in my experience the girls in China are more willing to give a better service, especially in the smaller places where there are no 老外foreigners.

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I'm rather nervous about massage parlours etc.

Can anyone recommend an agency in Shanghai ?

There are a couple of girls in Shanghai on the 'other site' You can also just type in Google 'Shanghai escorts'

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Hi jojosun,

You are right mate, Hong Kong and Thailand are easier because most girls there can speak English(or their version of English); however, in my experience the girls in China are more willing to give a better service, especially in the smaller places where there are no 老外foreigners.

Hong Kong , Bangkok& Thailand in general are easier, mainly cos you know where to head to , looking for sex .

Compact and safe in general .

I didn't find the language much of a problem in China , and my Chinese is limited toThank YOu , is it Knee How ????.

A lot of the young people seemed to speak some English .

On the whole girls were much Prettier than in Hong Kong and Thailand .

But my luck didn't land me what i was looking for , which was an upgrade on the Quality &Price of Chinese Girls in London .

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Hong Kong , Bangkok& Thailand in general are easier, mainly cos you know where to head to , looking for sex .

Compact and safe in general .

I didn't find the language much of a problem in China , and my Chinese is limited toThank YOu , is it Knee How ????.

A lot of the young people seemed to speak some English .

On the whole girls were much Prettier than in Hong Kong and Thailand .

But my luck didn't land me what i was looking for , which was an upgrade on the Quality &Price of Chinese Girls in London .

jojo,

你好nihao means hello. Thank you is 谢谢xiexie.

In my experience all the best girls in China that I have encountered have not spoken a single word of English. The ones who do speak English know all about westerners and also know every trick imaginable to scam us out of your fat pounds, dollars or whatever currency you are using! Thats where speaking Mandarin comes into play. Once I went to a girl bar and started speaking to a young lady. She could speak English, so I didn't bother letting her know that I can speak Chinese. She was chatting away to her friend in Chinese and basically said let's fuck this laowai for everything he has! In your previous posts you said that you had a lot of restrictions when you came to China(were you with your family?) which held you back. I feel that if you were on your own you definitely would of got some action and if you ever come to China again let me know where and when and I can look up some info for you!

take care!

Dafeiji

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jojo,

你好nihao means hello. Thank you is 谢谢xiexie.

In my experience all the best girls in China that I have encountered have not spoken a single word of English. The ones who do speak English know all about westerners and also know every trick imaginable to scam us out of your fat pounds, dollars or whatever currency you are using! Thats where speaking Mandarin comes into play. Once I went to a girl bar and started speaking to a young lady. She could speak English, so I didn't bother letting her know that I can speak Chinese. She was chatting away to her friend in Chinese and basically said let's fuck this laowai for everything he has! In your previous posts you said that you had a lot of restrictions when you came to China(were you with your family?) which held you back. I feel that if you were on your own you definitely would of got some action and if you ever come to China again let me know where and when and I can look up some info for you!

take care!

Dafeiji

Xiexie Dafeiji&nihao.

Action in China was there to be had even with the 2jojos with me at the time .

I always try to make my excuses and leave after dinner , but the problem was the Quality & prices that i encountered at the time which didn't seem to be VFM,compared to what is available in London these days .

To give you an idea and to put things in perspective, London prices for Chinese girls when i need a bit of variety ...although i am one of THe Gentelmen Who prefer Tanned Blondes Brigade ... are £60 1/2 H & £90 to £100 ,one hour full service.This on the other site .

Upgrading on looks going to Oriental agencies the price is £150 per hour .

Ok from what i read and experienced in China , the asking price was 350 rmb ,which was £20 at the time &now it is £35 . Exhange rate now 10rmb to the £ .

And this is for the so called one hour,meaning a quickie . The girls frankly weren't worth it .

Obviously in China there are Whores for the masses and there are a lot of them ...,and Whores for the Classes including Foreign tourists ... So prices like 50 rmb or 30 rmb posted here without the OP clarifying where & How he obtained them ,and wether he is a Native or Tourist , is very misleading.

I would only consider Upscale Chinese WGS at prices compared favourably with my benchmark here in London& some Cities in the US where i go for Korean girls . .

Like i said, it would be very helpful for members here to post what realistic prices can Tourists get in Various Cities in China .

Once again thank you for the Info&your offer .

Cheers

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Xiexie Dafeiji&nihao.

Action in China was there to be had even with the 2jojos with me at the time .

I always try to make my excuses and leave after dinner , but the problem was the Quality & prices that i encountered at the time which didn't seem to be VFM,compared to what is available in London these days .

To give you an idea and to put things in perspective, London prices for Chinese girls when i need a bit of variety ...although i am one of THe Gentelmen Who prefer Tanned Blondes Brigade ... are £60 1/2 H & £90 to £100 ,one hour full service.This on the other site .

Upgrading on looks going to Oriental agencies the price is £150 per hour .

Ok from what i read and experienced in China , the asking price was 350 rmb ,which was £20 at the time &now it is £35 . Exhange rate now 10rmb to the £ .

And this is for the so called one hour,meaning a quickie . The girls frankly weren't worth it .

Obviously in China there are Whores for the masses and there are a lot of them ...,and Whores for the Classes including Foreign tourists ... So prices like 50 rmb or 30 rmb posted here without the OP clarifying where & How he obtained them ,and wether he is a Native or Tourist , is very misleading.

I would only consider Upscale Chinese WGS at prices compared favourably with my benchmark here in London& some Cities in the US where i go for Korean girls . .

Like i said, it would be very helpful for members here to post what realistic prices can Tourists get in Various Cities in China .

Once again thank you for the Info&your offer .

Cheers

jojo,

No problem mate!

When I have a minute I will write a list of the cities I have been to and the venues. The only problem is, Like China, these places are changing at a supersonic rate. One minute there is an empty plot of land, the next minute there is a huge skyscraper there! It's the same deal with the saunas and parlors, so anything that was there when I visited is more than likely gone!

Take care!

Dafeiji

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This is all very useful information to those like me who visit China but visit infrequently and don't have a local helper.

I've been a few times now and only on visit 3 to Shenzhen did I find an upmarket sauna that provided something other than legit massage and even then it was only HR without a HE (so not really relief!) and was very expensive.

But on visit number 4 to the country things improved considerably. The hotel I stayed in had it's own spa floor. But it was disappointing - it was similar to the previous upmarket sauna, if cheaper and more convenient. But then they tried to charge extra mandatory tips after the "non-event" and I did not go back.

But next door to my own hotel was another building with a sauna floor that exceeded expectations. Lots of choice and very good HR/HE at a low-ish price. In fact after the first visit I purchased a set of 6 visit vouchers which worked out at about £25 per visit (still needed to pay the girl RMB100 = approx £10 as well). No FS offered (might have been available but didn't know how to ask), but the massage was extremely good and the HR enthusiastic.

The hotel I was staying in was the Home Fond Hotel, Dongbin Road, Shenzhen. OK hotel, but poor massage service. I don't know the name of the place next door! It was to the right of the Home Fond and massage was on the second floor. Hope it is still there next visit!

So on my next visit I will go armed with this language guide to go to the next level - thanks to dafeiji and Polyphemus etc.

Mark

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I found this buncha phrases I wrote out a few yearz ago to help a m8 who woz in the boonies somewhere and didnt speak a word of Mandarin. Apologies if there are any mistakes :wacko:

一次要多少銭

Yici yao duo xiao qian?

How much for ST?

到明天上午要多少钱

Dao mingtian shangwu yao duo xiao qian?

How much for LT?

我想..........的小姐

Wo xiang ....... de xiaojie

I wanna gal who ...... (insert words below into middle of sentence)

gao

is tall

xiao

is small

很年龄 hen nianling

is young

接吻 jiewen

kisses

吸雞巴 xi/chuang jiba

sucks johnson

有大乳 you da ru/popo

has big noms

新来的 shin laide

has just arrived

请给我名片吧

Qing gei wo mingpianr ba

Please give me a name card

请写小姐的名字吧

Qing xie xaiojie de mingzi ba

Please write the gal's name

我没有钱

Wo mei you qian

I don't have any money

我今天就操两位小姐了

Wo jintian jiu cao liang wei xiaojie le

I have already knobbed two gals today

Useful in places where you wait while a mami brings you a lineout to choose from :cool:

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