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I am off to NZ for the Rugby World Cup- spending most of my time in Auckland but some in Queenstown. Does anyone have any suggestions / experiences?

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Most of the daily papers carry adverts for both parlours and indies. Prices about the same as UK but I guess may rise due to World Cup fever! Quality OK. I had a ball there 4 years ago.

Do you want someone to carry your bag for you, and to keep your seat warm at the matches. No, I'm not jealous :angry:

Have a great time.

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While the rule is oral with condoms, by law, there are a few who oblige and do it with out. I saw a lady called Dee Licious, mid 40s, matter of fact and even got OWO and A level in my hour for NZ$100 - see http://www.adultspace.co.nz/profile/index/escort_id/815

That's a reasonable site as a starting point too. Taxi drivers know where the brothels are, but look around the restaurants, there's some cute waitresses, and may be tempted for a $100 or so.

In Auckland, you will also find girls offering services around Karangahape Road known locally as the 'K Road'.

There are a lot of oriental girls on the game too, but dont expect many to kiss unless you pay extra. And be warned, the maid/receptionists lie and tell you the do.

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It's fairly straightforward as indicated by other posters. The main thing a visitor needs to know about Auckland maybe though is that the main street (Queen Street I think it's called) can get pretty mental late on Saturday night. Any other time it's a genuine picture of peace and goodwill, really, but come Saturday there are just as easily beer bottles over strangers' heads for no reason at all. Watch out and enjoy. Few years since I've been but don't know that it's likely to have changed.

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I am off to NZ for the Rugby World Cup- spending most of my time in Auckland but some in Queenstown. Does anyone have any suggestions / experiences?

Never mind the rugby: how's the punting going, you lucky bloke!

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It's fairly straightforward as indicated by other posters. The main thing a visitor needs to know about Auckland maybe though is that the main street (Queen Street I think it's called) can get pretty mental late on Saturday night. Any other time it's a genuine picture of peace and goodwill, really, but come Saturday there are just as easily beer bottles over strangers' heads for no reason at all. Watch out and enjoy. Few years since I've been but don't know that it's likely to have changed.

Yes Queen St can be busy and lively, but its not littered with teenagers pissed out of their head like most UK cities on a Friday/Saturday night. There's also a few indian restaurants in Auckland if that's your thing, and one I can recommend is the Curry Box on Beach Road. There's a couple of good places to eat up Vulcan Lane, off Queen St. One's a bar/restaurant and busy, the other is a few doors along and is more of a restaurant. No shortage of ATMs, internet cafes and pretty girls of all nationalities.

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Yes Queen St can be busy and lively, but its not littered with teenagers pissed out of their head like most UK cities on a Friday/Saturday night. There's also a few indian restaurants in Auckland if that's your thing, and one I can recommend is the Curry Box on Beach Road. There's a couple of good places to eat up Vulcan Lane, off Queen St. One's a bar/restaurant and busy, the other is a few doors along and is more of a restaurant. No shortage of ATMs, internet cafes and pretty girls of all nationalities.

I agree about the other stuff, but that's not my experience of Queen Street. Fine during the week but can be decidedly hairy on a Saturday night. The local dance club I used to attend went as far as to issue notices and warnings to ladies travelling home across Queen Street late on a Saturday evening. Not so much drunken teenagers either - drunken men of all ages - and several incidents involving a total stranger being hit with a bottle for no reason. I don't want to exaggerate - not worse than many big cities. But compared to the normal peace-loving and sober nature of the city it was quite an eye-opener. (No offence if you live there, and as I've said, maybe there has been a major change since my time in Auckland).

I'd also recommend the casino, an enormous and very welcoming complex. And it's one of the cleanest big cities you can find. Just don't go calling Aucklanders "jaffas" :rolleyes:;) ;) ;)

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Just don't go calling Aucklanders "jaffas" :rolleyes:;) ;) ;)

Hehe been a LONG time since I was called that, I doubt many will know what that means on here!

To the OP if The TRUTH paper is still around there will be plenty of cheaper indies in there or if you are after a parlour I do recommend www.femmefatales.co.nz

will be a huge choice of girls and the surroundings are awesome.

S x

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Hehe been a LONG time since I was called that, I doubt many will know what that means on here!

I didn't know you were a . . . . . . . . . . . New Zealander . . .

I shall leave you to explain those 'obscure abbreviations' if and when you decide it is appropriate! ;)

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I didn't know you were a . . . . . . . . . . . New Zealander . . .

I shall leave you to explain those 'obscure abbreviations' if and when you decide it is appropriate! ;)

Well technically it is 'JAFA' - Just Another F*kn Aucklander not really any better than Kiwis/Aussies calling us POMES: Prisoner of Mother England

Jaffa's are a well known 'lolly' mainly a treat for movie theatres:

http://www.thekiwidairy.com/Cadbury_Jaffas/p932048_4182645.aspx

I am British born with 12 years NZ 'conditioning' dual nat

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www.femmefatales.co.nz

That would be http://www.femmefatale.co.nz/ then? (might as well get the link right if they're getting a plug) ;)

a huge choice of girls and the surroundings are awesome.

According to the website, they are 'fantastic' and 'the best' . . . which in the absence of any details or photos might be a bit on the overly-discreet side for those used to HOD-like eyefuls. So you don't know what you're getting till you get there? My own experience out there included driving for quite a while, getting lost, and eventually finding the place I'd phoned. Service was ok, but all very uber-discreet for a country that has legalised the industry. On the plus side femmefatale are quoting not much more than £120 for incall/outcall, which added to the very reasonable cost of living, sounds ok pricing-wise.

I do like to have an idea though. Having skirted the less desirable area past the bottom of Queen Street, and the main street up the other end, I recall finding the occasional daytime semi-pro as I think you'd say.

ps the other thing about Aucklanders is that they are semi-amphibious. An inordinate number of lleisure activities seem to involve water. When I explained that I don't swim, I got that strange look usually reserved for people with a physical handicap. However, they are an incredibly natural, down-to-earth bunch. I found it very easy to make friends there. And if you needed a car to go exploring, people were selling old bangers outside the youth hostel, and the car could be sold on in the same way when you'd finished with it. All very eco!

:)

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Thanks to all who have replied- I will see how I get on.

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That would be http://www.femmefatale.co.nz/ then? (might as well get the link right if they're getting a plug) ;)

According to the website, they are 'fantastic' and 'the best' . . . which in the absence of any details or photos might be a bit on the overly-discreet side for those used to HOD-like eyefuls. So you don't know what you're getting till you get there? My own experience out there included driving for quite a while, getting lost, and eventually finding the place I'd phoned. Service was ok, but all very uber-discreet for a country that has legalised the industry. On the plus side femmefatale are quoting not much more than £120 for incall/outcall, which added to the very reasonable cost of living, sounds ok pricing-wise.

I do like to have an idea though. Having skirted the less desirable area past the bottom of Queen Street, and the main street up the other end, I recall finding the occasional daytime semi-pro as I think you'd say.

ps the other thing about Aucklanders is that they are semi-amphibious. An inordinate number of lleisure activities seem to involve water. When I explained that I don't swim, I got that strange look usually reserved for people with a physical handicap. However, they are an incredibly natural, down-to-earth bunch. I found it very easy to make friends there. And if you needed a car to go exploring, people were selling old bangers outside the youth hostel, and the car could be sold on in the same way when you'd finished with it. All very eco!

:)

Yip that will be the right webaddy, well no vested interest plug apart from the fact I worked there in-between Indi stints in NZ, recommended as the inside/facilities are superb! The ladies are not on the site but there will be PLENTY to chose from, if my mammories serve me correct there will be around 20 girls on any one shift, possibly more as they were expanding as I left. Go have a drink in their licensed bar and chose at leisure.

Not sure what you mean by uber discreet were you on about femmes in particular? As I would disagree it is just down from the sky tower and has a huge neon out the front, although also had a back entrance.

Ps I can only doggie paddle myself :) They also found it really really strange that I do not drive!

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When I was there I just looked in the local papers. Most of the brothels are easy to spot when you get there. Not as in your face Spanish style with neon 'get laid here' signs, but obvious.

Most decent sized towns have brothels, even Invercargill. No experience of punting Auckland or Queenstown though.

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ps. I did find a few of the brothels had entrance fees, so you had to pay to get in and you didn't know what the girls looked like. Not good news really. Although there was this place in Rotorua, also known as Roto-Vagas, and stinky city. Anyway, there the maid on the door was really hot, but in a natural way with it. I asked how many girls were working and she said, 'Only 1, me, will that be ok?'. I still remember that as being one of my best punts over there. IIRC, I only had 1 poor experience in about 10 different places, I was in NZ quite a while.

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although also had a back entrance.

Ps I can only doggie paddle myself

Are these two statements connected? Have we discovered a new position here? I think we should be told! ;)

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Are these two statements connected? Have we discovered a new position here? I think we should be told! ;)

Nice one :P

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I spent several days in Queenstown, and there's nothing offering paid sex. Well not men for women!!!

It's an up market inland resort a bit like Vail or Apen in Colorado, and the locals have run other WGs out of the town.

Try the waitresses....:)

Next day go and try the bungee jumping - far better than sex.

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While the rule is oral with condoms, by law, there are a few who oblige and do it with out. I saw a lady called Dee Licious, mid 40s, matter of fact and even got OWO and A level in my hour for NZ$100 - see http://www.adultspace.co.nz/profile/index/escort_id/815

That's a reasonable site as a starting point too. Taxi drivers know where the brothels are, but look around the restaurants, there's some cute waitresses, and may be tempted for a $100 or so.

In Auckland, you will also find girls offering services around Karangahape Road known locally as the 'K Road'.

There are a lot of oriental girls on the game too, but dont expect many to kiss unless you pay extra. And be warned, the maid/receptionists lie and tell you the do.

I found oral without the norm 3 years ago. I found all women very friendly.

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I spent several days in Queenstown, and there's nothing offering paid sex. Well not men for women!!!

It's an up market inland resort a bit like Vail or Apen in Colorado, and the locals have run other WGs out of the town.

Try the waitresses....:)

Next day go and try the bungee jumping - far better than sex.

or throwing the dwarfs! Good line out practice for Rugby!

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There's a guy from Oldham in Queenstown selling English sweets and chocolate, if you are desperate.

And if a bungee jump is not your thing, have a go on the luge.

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There's a guy from Oldham in Queenstown selling English sweets and chocolate, if you are desperate.

And if a bungee jump is not your thing, have a go on the luge.

And speaking of sweets I suppose, one could do worse than bring a load of Kiwi chocs and sweeties back home. If only to watch the unrestrained delight and excitement when giving them as gifts to New Zealand friends over here. They don't actually believe anyone would have actually heard of much less visited such an 'insignificant' island and tend to get rather excited. Ok, 2 islands. Ok, maybe Lord of the Rings film fanatics might have read somewhere about a connection. And All Blacks, of course. We don't forget them. Pretty cool world-stage stuff!

In fact don't forget any Maoris - not because non-Maori Kiwis are particularly in love with them but because they can lift two of you in the air. Yep, I saw this at a rock concert in that other place (Sydney) where the bouncer was lifting stage divers up two at a time, one in each hand, and depositing them out of harm's way. Dunno if it's still there, but there used to be a small Maori cultural centre in the main park off Quern Street and the resident Maoris would teach you a bit of haka if you were interested - the ladies, which of course we miss in the Rugby team, look exceptionally pretty with all their swingy tassels. The cinema is also exceptionally beautiful with elaborate gargoyles and frescos inside. I sat through a silent screening of Wizard of Oz while they played Pink Floyd and gave you a densely printed sheet to spot the coincidences (yeah, I know, way weird! Google 'Dark Side of the Rainbow' and you'll get the idea).

I think Kiwis come from a different feckin planet - but it brings a tear to my eye remembering all the special crazy moments I spent with them . . .

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