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2 Girl - Underwhelming

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Hi to everyone.

Last night, against advice I read on here, I went for a 'Two Girl Special with a 21 year old and a 19 year old as my first punt(parlour). I basically wanted something that I knew at my age I was never likely to get outside of this environment. On the phone they quoted me half an hour at £50 for one girl or £60 for two. I thought this was too good to be true but thought what the hell, I'll give it a go. Before I went I downed a Viagra pill I had bought once for a bit of fun, I thought this may come in handy.

When I got there, a reasonably nice looking girl dressed in lingerie told me to wait in a room to the left. After about 5 minutes she entered the room with another reasonably nice looking girl and asked if I wanted a single or double. Of course I asked for both, handed over the 60 quid and undressed.

I was instructed to lay on the bed then the first girl asked if I wanted her to strip (of course) then she started kissing me. The second, topless only, slid a condom on then started masturbating me with occasional use of the mouth. The combination of the kiss and the fast wank brought me off in less than 5 minutes.

The 'kissing girl' said "oh dear", removed the condom and gave me a wet wipe to clean up. Meanwhile the "sucky girl" put her clothes back on and left. The remaining girl dressed and waited for me to put my clothes on and leave - as quickly as possible by the look of it. There was no girl/girl interraction whatsoever througout the 'procedure'

Now, after reading tales on here, I assumed I had 25 minutes left of my time if I wanted it (I still had a raging hard on for god's sake) Clearly the time span is simply a target in which to come, then you are out.

It's a shame, but as others have said on here, a threesome can often be disappointing. I can see how much different it could be if I had known the girls and they were into each other, sadly this was not the case and I suppose I shouldn't expect much for sixty quid.

Not sure this life is for me if I can't last longer than 5 mins :D

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First lesson is to heed the advice on here. I'm not trying to be cheeky, but those of us who have been around the block a time or two have generally learned a few things from our mistakes. Most of us are happy to pass on the lessons.

I'm sure that you have learned and I hope that you get back in the saddle soon.

Remember that paid sex isn't for everyone. Some people get a crisis of confidence till they get used to it, or they retire.

Keep doing your research, don't be afraid to ask the awkward questions on the phone before you go, and don't be afraid to walk if things are not what you expected when you arrive.

Good luck with the next punt :)

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Hi to everyone.

Last night, against advice I read on here, I went for a 'Two Girl Special with a 21 year old and a 19 year old as my first punt(parlour). I basically wanted something that I knew at my age I was never likely to get outside of this environment. On the phone they quoted me half an hour at £50 for one girl or £60 for two. I thought this was too good to be true but thought what the hell, I'll give it a go. Before I went I downed a Viagra pill I had bought once for a bit of fun, I thought this may come in handy.

When I got there, a reasonably nice looking girl dressed in lingerie told me to wait in a room to the left. After about 5 minutes she entered the room with another reasonably nice looking girl and asked if I wanted a single or double. Of course I asked for both, handed over the 60 quid and undressed.

I was instructed to lay on the bed then the first girl asked if I wanted her to strip (of course) then she started kissing me. The second, topless only, slid a condom on then started masturbating me with occasional use of the mouth. The combination of the kiss and the fast wank brought me off in less than 5 minutes.

The 'kissing girl' said "oh dear", removed the condom and gave me a wet wipe to clean up. Meanwhile the "sucky girl" put her clothes back on and left. The remaining girl dressed and waited for me to put my clothes on and leave - as quickly as possible by the look of it. There was no girl/girl interraction whatsoever througout the 'procedure'

Now, after reading tales on here, I assumed I had 25 minutes left of my time if I wanted it (I still had a raging hard on for god's sake) Clearly the time span is simply a target in which to come, then you are out.

It's a shame, but as others have said on here, a threesome can often be disappointing. I can see how much different it could be if I had known the girls and they were into each other, sadly this was not the case and I suppose I shouldn't expect much for sixty quid.

Not sure this life is for me if I can't last longer than 5 mins :D

Welcome to the board and sorry to hear about this. :) One spurt and your out is ALWAYS a sign of a bad provider in my experience. The good WGs/Establishments go on the time, so you pay for the time and whatever services agreed within that time and how much you want within that time is up to you within reason. I have experienced cum once or twice and your out myself in the past particularly with EE WGs. It was never advertised or mentioned till after i had cum.

Chalk it down to experience and use this site to locate recommended WGs is my advice. With MFF its not as easy as getting any 2 WGs together if you want them to interact with each other, you will find it better for you if they already know and work with each other. If you still want a MFF punt consider posting a thread up giving your area and see if you get a response. Good luck. :)

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The moral of this tale - advice is no good if you have no intention of heeding it.

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Many ladies advertise as being bi and offer duo appointments

but it does not always mean they will interact with each other.

You need to establish that what you would like to happen.. does happen

or at the very least the ladies appear to be enjoying the whole shennanigans.

A half hour appointment is not very long to have fun with each lady, for them

to give you a naughty show and then for the final happy endings you need.

If your story is true then you were well and truly ripped off. The price should

have alerted you...... perhaps they were quiet that day and cut their losses

by earning a few pounds each rather than nothing.

I have had some riproaring duo appointments with some wonderful ladies and

a lasting memory is the day I and another superb wg had 3 long duo appointments in

one afternoon.... it was exhausting but I can honestly say the third guy had

no idea we had already worked our backsides off twice with two other clients.

Our repertoire was not cut in any way with the second and third clients and if

anything we gave a sterling performance for the last guy as we were determined

he would not miss out because of our fatigue.

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Typical parlour in my experience.

A "2 girl" is different from a "2 girl show" so I don't think you shout rip-off too loudly.

Even some independents have the one cum only rule but as other posters have mentioned if you pay for time it's reasonable to expect it.

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1) Agree take the advice given here seriously, it's often expensive bought through experience.

2) Not quite sure what you expected for £60.

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The moral of this tale - advice is no good if you have no intention of heeding it.

Thanks for the replies but with respect, people also said if it needs to be crossed off try it anyway. I did and now I can agree with those posters rather than doubting them..

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1) Agree take the advice given here seriously, it's often expensive bought through experience.

2) Not quite sure what you expected for £60.

That sounds dirt cheap for any area of the country. Where was the original punt? That might help us advise for your next FFM.

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Thanks for the replies but with respect, people also said if it needs to be crossed off try it anyway. I did and now I can agree with those posters rather than doubting them..

Don't consider this as crossed off your list until you've had a proper threesome with 2 girls who are genuinely into each other and want to give you a good time! This doesn't sound anything close to what a good MFF should be! I hope you try again armed with good recomendations and have a mind blowing time!

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A "2 girl" is different from a "2 girl show" so I don't think you shout rip-off too loudly.

You are right and I was too hasty with my comments.

However if a two girl was asked for then the guy should have asked up front if they would be playing with each other.

He was new to all this so perhaps was not to know the difference between a 2 girl and a 2 girl show.

I think he has had a quick lesson now though.

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60 quid for a duo?

It was never gonna be anything wonderful at that price :o

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60 quid for a duo?

It was never gonna be anything wonderful at that price :o

That's why I have asked the OP to tell us where it was.

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Thanks for the replies but with respect, people also said if it needs to be crossed off try it anyway. I did and now I can agree with those posters rather than doubting them..

I'm curious now - exactly what was the advice you read on here? It might help us solve the dilemma and make sure you don't make the same mistake twice.

And for your next two girl, go for one girl you like and get get her to bring a friend. Two girls who know each other naturally perform without being asked.

I always bring my friend Holly Brookes because we know each other inside out and are completely comfortable x x

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I always bring my friend Holly Brookes because we know each other inside out and are completely comfortable x x

Conjours up quite a picture :D

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And for your next two girl, go for one girl you like and get get her to bring a friend.

I completely agree with this advice. I have had 4 MFFs of which 1 was poor, 1 ordinary, 1 good and 1 fantastic. Both the good and the fantastic ones involved me asking ladies I had met before, and with whom I had had fun times, to suggest a friend to join us at our next meet. Both the poor and the ordinary ones involved me going for an off-the-peg threesome with ladies who advertised as duos.

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Regardless of the was it a 2 girl or a 2 girl show.........

the op was still ripped off when talking about only spending

5 mins of the 30 he paid for.

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or time it right and do a good party (for example LMP) and you may end up with 2 or more on you - my record is two girls sucking me off , one more with her finger up my ass while the fourth sat on my face......goddamn it was good.....

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Regardless of the was it a 2 girl or a 2 girl show.........

the op was still ripped off when talking about only spending

5 mins of the 30 he paid for.

Absolutely right, and I suspect, if he had been a more experienced punter, he might have made an issue of it. One of the troubles with being a new punter is that you just are not sure how to react.

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That is very true Paul. I diidn't know if they would scream 'difficult customer' and a couple of heavies would run in force me to leave through a window.

It was in Grimsby so I can't expect a 5 star alternative like the big cities. I may try again if ever I'm in London or Manchester on business.

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Threesomes are just not worth the price.

Having said that, the girls didn't act very professional in my opinion.

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60 quid for a duo?

It was never gonna be anything wonderful at that price :o

My first 2 girl session in Newcastle was £60 for half an hour, in about June of this year and it was fantastic. Their prices have gone up to £80 for 30 minutes now but it's still worth every penny as I got a girl on girl show, 2 girl blow job, kissing with 1 girl while the other sucked and doggy with 1 girl while she went down on the other. The good 'uns do exist, you just have to do your research and never assume.

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I've had a handful of MFFs over the year, a couple have been very good. One was similar to the OP's experience. In addition to the good advice offered here by others, I now follow the golden rule of threesomes: never book one unless you have met at least one of the girls previously for a solo.

Probably not foolproof, but will surely filter out a lot of potentially bad experiences.

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I've had a handful of MFFs over the year, a couple have been very good. One was similar to the OP's experience. In addition to the good advice offered here by others, I now follow the golden rule of threesomes: never book one unless you have met at least one of the girls previously for a solo.

Probably not foolproof, but will surely filter out a lot of potentially bad experiences.

Very sound advice. I would also ask her to recommend a friend with whom she strikes a spark to ensure the session is what you want.

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I completely agree with this advice. I have had 4 MFFs of which 1 was poor, 1 ordinary, 1 good and 1 fantastic. Both the good and the fantastic ones involved me asking ladies I had met before, and with whom I had had fun times, to suggest a friend to join us at our next meet. Both the poor and the ordinary ones involved me going for an off-the-peg threesome with ladies who advertised as duos.

I agree Dan. A good MFF session is all about having an existing chemistry between all three players. By this I mean it is best if the guy has seen both ladies involved for individual meets and that the ladies are also acquanted. If both ladies are genuinely bi and genuinely like each other them a good time should be guaranteed. An off the peg MFF rarely works.

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