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As anyone else encountered a real classy posh lady I mean the kind with a voice that cuts glass, a body that is simply scrummy & everything perfected in every way in such a strange dwelling Hse Or Flat etc. A good few years back I encountered a female who had all the above but she was in the most bizarre dwelling it was like something out of a Hitchcock film :) Indeed I thought Derek O Cora Or Yvette Fielding was going to jump out and scare the shite outa me at one stage :) The stair case was sooooooo dark & the boards creaked as you walked up them it really was such a strange place to find a female whose voice & face belonged on the frt of a Tatler mag but the abode was just like something outa the Munsters ;) This meeting as always kind of stuck in my mind & puzzled me :) As anyone else encountered such a scenario?

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I have yet to have a punt in a caravan, or tent; but some on here will remember a lady who used to work from a narrow boat.

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I have yet to have a punt in a caravan, or tent; but some on here will remember a lady who used to work from a narrow boat.

I want to know Paul if you'd actually agree to do a punt in a tent!

I am having visions of a girl setting up one on the corner of Richmond Park or something! There's an idea for next summer!

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As anyone else encountered a real classy posh lady I mean the kind with a voice that cuts glass, a body that is simply scrummy & everything perfected in every way in such a strange dwelling Hse Or Flat etc. A good few years back I encountered a female who had all the above but she was in the most bizarre dwelling it was like something out of a Hitchcock film :) Indeed I thought Derek O Cora Or Yvette Fielding was going to jump out and scare the shite outa me at one stage :) The stair case was sooooooo dark & the boards creaked as you walked up them it really was such a strange place to find a female whose voice & face belonged on the frt of a Tatler mag but the abode was just like something outa the Munsters ;) This meeting as always kind of stuck in my mind & puzzled me :) As anyone else encountered such a scenario?

Paul of London

Has. Has. Has. Hashashashashas!!!!

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My exterior is grotty, my interior is a grotto! But 20ft away, it costs £500 a week, Mines is £90 a week. Zone 1 and I min from tube. Muh hu hu hu! B)

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As anyone else encountered a real classy posh lady I mean the kind with a voice that cuts glass, a body that is simply scrummy & everything perfected in every way in such a strange dwelling Hse Or Flat etc. A good few years back I encountered a female who had all the above but she was in the most bizarre dwelling it was like something out of a Hitchcock film :) Indeed I thought Derek O Cora Or Yvette Fielding was going to jump out and scare the shite outa me at one stage :) The stair case was sooooooo dark & the boards creaked as you walked up them it really was such a strange place to find a female whose voice & face belonged on the frt of a Tatler mag but the abode was just like something outa the Munsters ;) This meeting as always kind of stuck in my mind & puzzled me :) As anyone else encountered such a scenario?

Paul of London

Covering WGs in general i have punted in a glass warehouse on an industrial estate, in a caravan long ago, and heard about punters punting in a portakabin that had an outside cold tap and in a mobile van with curtains in it, in fact i know two punters that have told me they had punted in mobile vans, keeps the rent down i guess. ;):)

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I would love to have a 'Travelling Trollop' caravan, Smiths. Imagine, you could tour at whim, go to places that never have escorts visiting, it'd be great fun. I did see one for sale when I lived in Dulwich, and I had lightbulb ideas!

I would be happy if I could act out 'The Virgin and The Gypsy' by DH Lawrence. ;)

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I would love to have a 'Travelling Trollop' caravan, Smiths. Imagine, you could tour at whim, go to places that never have escorts visiting, it'd be great fun. I did see one for sale when I lived in Dulwich, and I had lightbulb ideas!

I would be happy if I could act out 'The Virgin and The Gypsy' by DH Lawrence. ;)

With some discreet livery ?

WG Tour Van

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I would love to have a 'Travelling Trollop' caravan, Smiths. Imagine, you could tour at whim, go to places that never have escorts visiting, it'd be great fun. I did see one for sale when I lived in Dulwich, and I had lightbulb ideas!

I would be happy if I could act out 'The Virgin and The Gypsy' by DH Lawrence. ;)

I love that book!!

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I would love to have a 'Travelling Trollop' caravan, Smiths. Imagine, you could tour at whim, go to places that never have escorts visiting, it'd be great fun. I did see one for sale when I lived in Dulwich, and I had lightbulb ideas!

I would be happy if I could act out 'The Virgin and The Gypsy' by DH Lawrence. ;)

There was a lady in Ireland who did that, I must see if I can dig out the details.

She tormented the Gardaí for a long time and became quite notorious. :D

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I would love to have a 'Travelling Trollop' caravan, Smiths. Imagine, you could tour at whim, go to places that never have escorts visiting, it'd be great fun. I did see one for sale when I lived in Dulwich, and I had lightbulb ideas!

I would be happy if I could act out 'The Virgin and The Gypsy' by DH Lawrence. ;)

I would be happy to be either the Virgin or the Gypsy Dollymopp whatever suits you so if you get one please let me know. ;):D

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I have never worked from an unusual dwelling but I sure have visited some strange places on outcalls

a) a guy living in a garage that had been converted into a bedroom.

B) on office for the security guard on nightshift.

c) a half built barge in mk with a huge slab of tarpaulin for the roof...had to be picked up and virtually hoisted over the top then back down again, it was rather cosy inside though with a tv, rugs and a weeny little aga type cooker.

I think there could be more but time has thankfully wiped them from my memory banks.x :rolleyes:

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I have yet to have a punt in a caravan, or tent; but some on here will remember a lady who used to work from a narrow boat.

Punted in two caravans but not a tent. First was more of a mobile home the second was a touring van on a horse yard. The lady's normal working hours didn't suit me but she said if I could make it to her yard, she'd see me before getting stuck in to equine matters.

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I want to know Paul if you'd actually agree to do a punt in a tent!

Haven't done so yet, but the thought brings back memories of a very horny holiday with a rampant girlfriend in the New Forest. She wore me out in a week but it was fun!

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Haven't done so yet, but the thought brings back memories of a very horny holiday with a rampant girlfriend in the New Forest. She wore me out in a week but it was fun!

never punted in a tent but for civvie sex:

to sleep you pitch tent with head end uphill.

but for mish shagging you need to have heads downhill for it to work best.

never tried cowgirl or doggy. the tent we had didnt have the headroom.

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Also advertise as Beaver Cleaning Services. :)

They visit the girls on a fortnightly basis, otherwise the flies get too much.

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never punted in a tent but for civvie sex:

to sleep you pitch tent with head end uphill.

but for mish shagging you need to have heads downhill for it to work best.

never tried cowgirl or doggy. the tent we had didnt have the headroom.

Yebbut imagine the silhouette, it would be worth it for that alone. :lol:

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Yebbut imagine the silhouette, it would be worth it for that alone. :lol:

and the noises across a silent camp site after 10.30!!

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Well I luved all that Gin gang goolie stuff @ camp when I was a wee lad in the Scouts so I'm sure I could muster up all my camping equipment for this pursuit in Richmond Park. I poss might need assistence in getting my pole up for this scenario so what are you like at erections in the field ?

Paul

I want to know Paul if you'd actually agree to do a punt in a tent!

I am having visions of a girl setting up one on the corner of Richmond Park or something! There's an idea for next summer!

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Well I luved all that Gin gang goolie stuff @ camp when I was a wee lad in the Scouts so I'm sure I could muster up all my camping equipment for this pursuit in Richmond Park. I poss might need assistence in getting my pole up for this scenario so what are you like at erections in the field ?

Paul

you'd better make a tentative booking then

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I would channel Sophia Loren's style, and caress/eat 'only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate' and paint my wagon. Wear off the shoulder tops, and have cascades of curly black hair. How fab and sexy would that be? I do fantasise about this you know. Then, Franco Nero would appear, scowling, and wearing a waistcoat. He would throw me down and...just take me!

In rural Ireland, I happened upon a 'proper' Romany caravan, out in the wild. I was thrilled. It was painted and so cared for and loved, you could tell.

Maybe some people would say 'racial stereotype'...but, it's not a neg view at all. I like people who are not Scottish, but love/appreciate the kilt on men! So I find other 'types' sexy too.

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I have yet to have a punt in a caravan, or tent; but some on here will remember a lady who used to work from a narrow boat.

I do remember a lady, available through Judys, that was renting a narrow boat. In the winter!

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My exterior is grotty

I have just checked out your photos on your website Dolly (again!) and let me reassure you that nothing could be further from the truth ;) .

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I used to see a lady in Robertsbridge in Sussex who used a motorcaravan ! On one occasion it was in for a service so she set up a bed in the greenhouse. Good job it was isolated lol

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