porker paul

"a Bit More Out Of My League"

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were the words used by a poster recently.

I had suggested a couple of escorts he might like to consider, and his reply was that he was looking for someone "a bit more out of my league".

That got me wondering as to what league I might be and what league I would put various ladies in. So, sticking to the old fashioned leagues 1,2,3 and 4 I would put myself in league 3. If anyone wants to promote or demote me please feel free to do so. :)

As for the ladies, my league 1 would have to include, in no particular order

Ruth of Cumbria

Louise from Leigh

Michaela Minx, now departed but from E London

Louise of Hertfordshire

Ria from Bristol

Sam from Birmingham.

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But unless you say the 2,3 and 4 its just going to be a topic of who is my favourite escorts.

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I must admit that this seems a slightly odd way of grading escorts as one man's perfect date would be another's worst nightmare.

I haven't seen enough girls to make a long list. There are none so far who would go straight in league 1, but one or two who would fit into leagues 2, 3, 4. But, it would feel ungentlemanly to name the bottom of the league ladies.

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But unless you say the 2,3 and 4 its just going to be a topic of who is my favourite escorts.

The point of this was not to list favourites. I made an error in adding that list of mine. Sorry about that.

The point was to see what league us blokes would think we were in and how would we tell if a WG was in the same, or a higher, league.

I am intrigued to know what makes a guy think a WG is "a bit more out of my league".

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And pray what is it that makes one girl out of your league, and another one in it or below it?

Is it the little finger they raise when they are blowing you or is it the rates?

I personally think this is a silly thread but then that's just me :)

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And pray what is it that makes one girl out of your league, and another one in it or below it?

As I understand it, "out of my league" refers purely to looks. But others may have a different conception of the phrase.

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Unless I am forgetting anyone.

There are two types of guys who see Escorts.

1. The guys cheating on a wife/girlfriend

2. The geeky guys who are a bit socially awkward.

3. The guy with little respect for women just wants sex and nothing else.

I personally fall into the second group.

There are three types of girls who turn to Escorting.

1. The outgoing fun exhibitionist that want a laugh.

2. The absolutely desperate for cash type so do it begrudgingly and despise all the men they see.

3. The ones who are just totally past it, have no self worth and you identify then by they are the ones offering bareback.

I would say group 1 of the escorts is top and better than all three punter groups and the top of the Escorting groups.

Escort Group 2 is on a par with Punter group 3, better than punter group 1 but not as good a standing as punter group 2.

Escort group 3 is lower than the low and way below everyone else.

Only the individual punter/escort knows which group they fall in.

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I would calculate the league table on the basis of

If I was at a dinner party would I stand a chance

No = Out of my league

Yes if she gets pissed = In my league

Yes = In my league

Yes if I get pissed = Maybe in my league, maybe below it

so scores for looks (9 or 10 out of my league) (7 or 8 in my league) (6 maybe in my league) anything below that sorry

and rightly or wrongly I have that type of scoring system in my mind when booking or visiting girls.

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I'm struggling to avoid relagation to the Blue Square Premier League :lol::lol:

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were the words used by a poster recently.

I had suggested a couple of escorts he might like to consider, and his reply was that he was looking for someone "a bit more out of my league".

That got me wondering as to what league I might be and what league I would put various ladies in. So, sticking to the old fashioned leagues 1,2,3 and 4 I would put myself in league 3. If anyone wants to promote or demote me please feel free to do so. :)

As for the ladies, my league 1 would have to include, in no particular order

Ruth of Cumbria

Louise from Leigh

Michaela Minx, now departed but from E London

Louise of Hertfordshire

Ria from Bristol

Sam from Birmingham.

I dont view punting as having any league, WGs market themselves to attract punters looking for certain things. I look for WGs offering good or better service at prices i am prepared to pay and who i fancy. Louise you mention was an excellent WG as i experienced myself as is her friend Shanelle who is still offering great service as her 100 odd FRs show. :)

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As I understand it, "out of my league" refers purely to looks. But others may have a different conception of the phrase.

I think you are absolutely right Dan. How can you asses a lady properly until you meet her? Prior to the meeting ll you have are your preconceptions. As has been said many times before the prime requirement for most blokes out punting is Attitude. Looks come second and technique way behind.

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Of course as sportsman age, they drop a league or two, finally ending up in the sunday pub league. I tend to avoid girls who I assume are out of my league, age wise and looks wise,there are not nearly enough quality oldish woman in parlours. Maybe the cricketing analogy would be more usefusl. How far down the batting order are you? I am not yet a tail-ender, but was never an opener.

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Unless I am forgetting anyone.

You are.

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You are.

Oh look! Now we've upset someone! :(

Edited by porker paul

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Oh look! Now we've upset someone! :(

Lol, I'm not upset :D

It's just the lazy descriptions of the three different types of punters/escorts (where he gets the number three from, I don't know - why not five? Or ten?) and the way he considers 'past it' escorts offering bareback to be 'the lowest of the low' (way lower than anyone else, it would seem, including 'the guys with little respect for women').

I was going to formulate a fuller response, but I get the feeling it'd fall on deaf ears.

Edited by The Woman in White

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It's just the lazy descriptions of the three different types of punters/escorts (where he gets the number three from, I don't know - why not five? Or ten?) and the way he considers 'past it' escorts offering bareback to be 'the lowest of the low' (way lower than anyone else, it would seem, including 'the guys with little respect for women').

I was going to formulate a fuller response, but I get the feeling it'd fall on deaf ears.

How Lazy? I thought they were pretty to the point.

And I got the number 3 from that there are three types of Escorts and Punters.

I cannot help it that there are not five types of punters/Escorts :)

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How Lazy? I thought they were pretty to the point.

And I got the number 3 from that there are three types of Escorts and Punters.

I cannot help it that there are not five types of punters/Escorts :)

Lazy because I do not think you can always pigeonhole people the way you have. I have other types of punters than the ones you mention. It's only your opinion that there are three types of punters/escorts :)

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I can think of one lady in Newcastle who qualifies for the Champions league everytime :)

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I can think of one lady in Newcastle who qualifies for the Champions league everytime :)

I am also in Newcastle so I am certainly all ears on that one.

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And pray what is it that makes one girl out of your league, and another one in it or below it?

Is it the little finger they raise when they are blowing you or is it the rates?

I personally think this is a silly thread but then that's just me :)

Yes i agree Sarah ,silly.Punting is supposed to be fun.Why complicate things with leauge tables.

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Personally I do see some wgs as out of my league. I think this is a creep over from my real life when I know such stunning women would scorn me. I know they care only for my money but it is a residual feeling

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Of course as sportsman age, they drop a league or two, finally ending up in the sunday pub league. I tend to avoid girls who I assume are out of my league, age wise and looks wise,there are not nearly enough quality oldish woman in parlours. Maybe the cricketing analogy would be more usefusl. How far down the batting order are you? I am not yet a tail-ender, but was never an opener.

Perhaps - you can be a tail ender but still score a century...

I agree with the party analogy above as a fairly decent definition purely in terms of looks but on the other hand, women are not attracted to looks nearly as much as men...

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How Lazy? I thought they were pretty to the point.

And I got the number 3 from that there are three types of Escorts and Punters.

I cannot help it that there are not five types of punters/Escorts :)

I agree that the three types of punter was lazy - or more accurately, rubbish. I'm sure in the past I've fallen into each of the 3 categories, but if I was honest, I don't fall into any.

4. Guys that are ill.

5. Guys that are lonely.

6. Guys that just want some fun.

7. Guys that have a lot of spare money.

8. Guys that are curious.

9. Guys that are just drunk.

10. Guys that are upset with the world and need a release.

11. Guys that are very happy with their life and want to enhance it.

12. Guys that are pressured by peers.

13. Guys that think it's cool.

14. Guys that fancy trying something different.

15. Guys that like one particular type of girl (eg. race/ colour), but can't meet any otherwise.

16. Guys who's telly's broke.

You could go on for ever with a list like that. I don't see how you think you can pigeon hole every guy that punts into your lazy, rubbish 3 categories. Unless we add 17. Guys that have punted with AnthG and told him every intimate detail about their being.

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Surely in the case of punting the punter is infact Manchester City and if he has enough money can buy his way to the top of whatever league you wish. If however you choose to be Arsenal and say you have lots of money but refuse to spend it you find yourself only able to afford second rate purchases which see your standards gradually slipping.

Am i taking this too literally?

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