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What's the daftest thing you've seen on Awank?

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Judging by the thread below about it people are increasingly beginning to regard it as a joke site.

I can't recall all the barmy things I've seen on there, but some are:

The various girls saying they want to get pregnant by a punter.

The girl who would only do bb on outcall, or was it incall? Whichever way it wasn't apparent why.

The girl who would do bb as long as she could give your cock a 'good clean wipe' first.

The ones who claim to do absolutely anything whatsoever, including receiving hardsports.

Then there are all the ones with barmy rules and regulations. They're worth reading just for the comic value :o

What's the daftest/weirdest you've ever seen? :D

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Judging by the thread below about it people are increasingly beginning to regard it as a joke site.

I can't recall all the barmy things I've seen on there, but some are:

The various girls saying they want to get pregnant by a punter.

The girl who would only do bb on outcall, or was it incall? Whichever way it wasn't apparent why.

The girl who would do bb as long as she could give your cock a 'good clean wipe' first.

The ones who claim to do absolutely anything whatsoever, including receiving hardsports.

Then there are all the ones with barmy rules and regulations. They're worth reading just for the comic value :o

What's the daftest/weirdest you've ever seen? :D

A reverse booking to have the chaps baby. I did get in contact to do my noisy but when I suggested IVF he seemed to get disinterested, think he was just looking for bb..lol..he was willing to pay up to £40k to have his baby. He has recently put it back up on reverse booking...maybe some ejits have fallen for his ply to get bb...

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Judging by the thread below about it people are increasingly beginning to regard it as a joke site.

I can't recall all the barmy things I've seen on there, but some are:

The various girls saying they want to get pregnant by a punter.

The girl who would only do bb on outcall, or was it incall? Whichever way it wasn't apparent why.

The girl who would do bb as long as she could give your cock a 'good clean wipe' first.

The ones who claim to do absolutely anything whatsoever, including receiving hardsports.

Then there are all the ones with barmy rules and regulations. They're worth reading just for the comic value :(

What's the daftest/weirdest you've ever seen? :o

All of the above, plus...

the ones whose profiles are longer than War & Peace zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Then there was the one who claimed that you could do BB with her because she'd had her internals lined with some new wonder coating.

Ones with a menu as long as your arm, where everything you could think of doing costs extra.

One who insisted on condoms for vaginal but said anal was OK done BB. :D

I don't think it's a joke site. It's more like a completely unregulated eastern bazaar. The naive or over-enthusiastic are going to get scammed, but those prepared to put the work in can find some undiscovered gems.

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One of the daftest things I have seen on this board is a thread about daft things on other sites.:D

Tipe of the day: Try being intelligent and the site will work.

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One of the daftest things I have seen on this board is a thread about daft things on other sites.:D

Tipe of the day: Try being intelligent and the site will work.

Tip for you - even the 'intelligent' will get ripped off if they punt long and often enough.

That is a cast iron guarantee. :o

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One of the daftest things I have seen on this board is a thread about daft things on other sites.:D

Tipe of the day: Try being intelligent and the site will work.

pity you intelligent folk cannot spell tip...xox...lol...

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I think it was a much better question than "what time do escorts finish?" :o

but I recall seeing a profile on ** once where the lady said she always kept her knickers on during sex.

:D

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I once seen an ad for Borat's sister who is a prostitute in Kazanstan

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Quote from a profile there;

"Guys I have a period now, but hope that doesn't put you off seeing me today" :D

However, one must not allow the "iffy" profiles on that site to form a rationale that ALL ** profiles are suspect. I've had a number of excellent liaisons with client servers listed there.

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I think it was a much better question than "what time do escorts finish?" :o

but I recall seeing a profile on ** once where the lady said she always kept her knickers on during sex.

:D

There's another on there who insists on keeping all her clothes on during sex, will pull her panties to one side, but she'll only do bareback?! What's that all about?

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There's another on there who insists on keeping all her clothes on during sex, will pull her panties to one side, but she'll only do bareback?! What's that all about?

I believe that is because it is a well known fact that you can't get pregnant if you keep your clothes on.

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I believe that is because it is a well known fact that you can't get pregnant if you keep your clothes on.

Or if the lady is on top. Gravity takes over.

Forgot which film that was from :D

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There's another on there who insists on keeping all her clothes on during sex, will pull her panties to one side, but she'll only do bareback?! What's that all about?

Simple: She will have her all clothes on, apart that she will have her back bare.

Still: at least she claims that pulls the nix on the side. She probably does not do even that, and clients would not tell a difference if they are shagging through the nix gusset. Some might even think that they are breaking a virgin. :D

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There is an escort in bristol who will clean your windows or your fridge (naked if requested).

Wtf is that all about :D:confused:

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There is an escort in bristol who will clean your windows or your fridge (naked if requested).

Wtf is that all about :D:confused:

My windows could do with a clean...

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My windows could do with a clean...

I am on my way bucket and sponge to the ready :D

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My windows could do with a clean...

She charges £100PH for window cleaning, plus you have to pay for her taxi. How she gets her ladders into the taxi I'm not too sure. :D

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How she gets her ladders into the taxi I'm not too sure. :D

She has them on her tights/stockings.

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She charges £100PH for window cleaning, plus you have to pay for her taxi. How she gets her ladders into the taxi I'm not too sure. :D

No way! I could get her to do my neighbours as well. If i were her id charge by the window. People could really take the piss doing it on an hourly rate. Bless her in the taxi with her ladder and chamois.

Why would a man want his street to see a naked woman doing the windows? Theyd all be getting a freebie..

I wonder how popular that service is. I bet more popular than i imagine

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Then there was the one who claimed that you could do BB with her because she'd had her internals lined with some new wonder coating.

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Shes still advertising (well the Lady in my area) shes not dead or so disease riden that shes had to stop working so perhaps its true ... no way I will seeing her to find out though.

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There is an escort in bristol who will clean your windows or your fridge (naked if requested).

Wtf is that all about :D:confused:

Perhaps it's a euphemism :o

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There is an escort in bristol who will clean your windows or your fridge (naked if requested).

I've never seen a keener Window Cleaner

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A reverse booking to have the chaps baby. I did get in contact to do my noisy but when I suggested IVF he seemed to get disinterested, think he was just looking for bb..lol..he was willing to pay up to £40k to have his baby. He has recently put it back up on reverse booking...maybe some ejits have fallen for his ply to get bb...

You did the same as me :(

He wasnt even willing to be tested first :D

There are some cranks on there but I see some lovely guys aswell so probably the same as the ladies advertising on there its swings and roundabouts :o

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The daftfest thing I have ever seen on the site that can not be named (I like it-it works for us) is the ladies who make up their own field reports!

The guys (? )who type them, NEVER ever get a response from the lovely ladies who have been given such a fantastic 10 out of 10 report ever.......

If I had been given a glowing report, the least I would do is give positive feedback to the gentleman involved.

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