andyr99

Lady Marmalade Parties

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This isn't the usual "please tell me about parties" enquiry, but a slightly more specific one.

For some reason I have never been to LMP, but as much as I want to meet Katja at Gentlemens Parties I just can't trust them having been previously. I'm going to go to my first party for more than a year this week, and I just wanted some recommendations about what day tends to have less partygoers, and also what ladies I should be trying to see. I'm not bothered which day it is, so please do recommend away!!

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Every time I've tried to plan, I've ended up being thwarted.

So, I assumed that during the World Cup, numbers would be down. Not a bit of it - we were all watching the game during recovery sessions.

Of course, I had a brilliant time too...

Or I thought that the cold weather would slow down the customers, but they all decided that Bayswater was the one place they could get to.

Of course I had a brilliant time in any case...

Or when I thought that the balance of ladies was less the conventional type and might be for a more select, and hence smaller, group of men. Only it was a full house as we all had the same taste.

Of course, I still ended up having a brilliant time.

Any time, any girls. Take your pick...

You'll have a brilliant time.

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Hi, I went for the first time last week, highly recommended!!

I asked the same question on the LMP forum, the consensus was that it is completely random as to which parties are full or lightly attended. You just need to decide which time suits you best and which hostesses you like the look of, all the ones I met are lovely in their own way, obviously everyone has their faves but it's not considered good etiquette to broadcast preferences in public.

When I attended the party was full, they drafted in an 8th girl to help out, even so, I still had 5 1-2-1s & a 2-girl during the 2hrs I was there & only waited or shared once or twice. Some guys have said that a lightly attended party can be a real challenge as the Marmalettes usually have much more libido & stamina than the guys, 10 or more guys is preferable especially if you want to come out alive as a newbie.

Just let Emma or whoever is hosting that it's your first LMP party and you'll be given a gentle introduction and well looked after throughout, unless you are OK on your own, which is probably what will happen if you've been to other parties before.

Just pick a day and enjoy!!!

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This isn't the usual "please tell me about parties" enquiry, but a slightly more specific one.

For some reason I have never been to LMP, but as much as I want to meet Katja at Gentlemens Parties I just can't trust them having been previously. I'm going to go to my first party for more than a year this week, and I just wanted some recommendations about what day tends to have less partygoers, and also what ladies I should be trying to see. I'm not bothered which day it is, so please do recommend away!!

I like Katja myself and punted with her at Desire Parties in 2008 before they started bait and switching WGs, in fact i went to one party their and it was just me, another punter, Katja and Keira Pharrell and he left so for £100 i had them both for over 2 hours to myself.

As to LMP after over 250 Parties with them there isnt a pattern to it except that in 2008/9 Saturdays used to be the quietest but Phil Atio who i know says Saturdays get busy now as well.

Personally i very highly rate Jewels, Jennifer, Antonia, Lorena and Jodi but obviously its all subjective to individual tastes. :)

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I was hoping I'd hear from you Smiths! Sounds I like can't go wrong, but Jewels looks like, well, a jewel so it may have to be Thursday this week.

Is any time of day busier than others? A lot of parties I've been to have been busier during the day than the evening (I guess people find it easier to sneak out of work than home), but either/or is good with me.

Thanks Smiths - and the other guys who replied - I guess all I need for a full house is Davidgood to direct me to Pam's...

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Jewels is in on Thursday and Friday this week

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If it's OK to express a preference, I love Jennifer, sooo beautiful and delightful and delicious in every way, she has a cheeky glint in her eye, you'll have fun with her! Tues & Sat for her

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I was hoping I'd hear from you Smiths! Sounds I like can't go wrong, but Jewels looks like, well, a jewel so it may have to be Thursday this week.

Is any time of day busier than others? A lot of parties I've been to have been busier during the day than the evening (I guess people find it easier to sneak out of work than home), but either/or is good with me.

Thanks Smiths - and the other guys who replied - I guess all I need for a full house is Davidgood to direct me to Pam's...

No problem. I havent noticed any difference, it all depends on the day and whether there are a number of no shows or its simply quiet but by the time you find this out your already there. :)

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If it's OK to express a preference, I love Jennifer, sooo beautiful and delightful and delicious in every way, she has a cheeky glint in her eye, you'll have fun with her! Tues & Sat for her

Why wouldnt it be ok to express an opinion Venturer. :) We all have our favourites and although not the done thing on the LMP forum i know, its ok to post who you highly rate on here. The point to make in my view is because you or me like a particular WG doesnt mean the rest are bad or that other punters will rate those we rate although you cant go wrong with Jennifer or Jewels in my experience. :)

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Why wouldnt it be ok to express an opinion Venturer. :) We all have our favourites and although not the done thing on the LMP forum i know, its ok to post who you highly rate on here. The point to make in my view is because you or me like a particular WG doesnt mean the rest are bad or that other punters will rate those we rate although you cant go wrong with Jennifer or Jewels in my experience. :)

OK, I knew that it wasn't the done thing on the LMP forum, lest you incur the wrath of a marmelette who feels slighted by not being on a fave list!

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Just like the aforementioned Katja, I've had my eye on Jewels for a while now, Jennifer looks great too. I guess I have plenty of time to experience them all though!

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I like Katja myself and punted with her at Desire Parties in 2008 before they started bait and switching WGs, in fact i went to one party their and it was just me, another punter, Katja and Keira Pharrell and he left so for £100 i had them both for over 2 hours to myself.

As to LMP after over 250 Parties with them there isnt a pattern to it except that in 2008/9 Saturdays used to be the quietest but Phil Atio who i know says Saturdays get busy now as well.

Personally i very highly rate Jewels, Jennifer, Antonia, Lorena and Jodi but obviously its all subjective to individual tastes. :)

The Saturday parties I've attended this year have been pretty full on, part of the reason is that some guys opt for a 2 hour session rather then the full 4, allowing for other guys to come along at 3pm. But never exceeding the ratio.

As far as the best time or day to party at LMP, well the truth is there is no pattern. You can turn up and there's only a few bookings and then suddenly there'll be a lot of late bookings. I attended on the first day of the World Cup last year and there was only me and another guy, I'm still not sure how I lived to tell the tail.

I'd say it's probably impossible to click with every girl onthe roster, but I've never faulted them for attitude.

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Jennifer, mmm...........drooling all over. As my birthday gift Jennifer and Danielle gave me a blow job together. I can only take those memories to grave.

Andyr99, listen to me. Any time Any day at LMP is a great time. If you are a first timer Lady M knows how to take care of you. At every party i wish if its my first party

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Much as everyone says there's no pattern, I have a preference for the first afternoon session of an early weekday. Also re preferences - they are mostly stars as soon as they get into the LMP way of things. Jewels I think of as very much PSE. Last time I saw her I wondered if the spontaneity vibe with her was wearing off a bit, but she is a fabulous looking girl and a great performer. As Venturer said, do let Emma know it's your first visit - my experience is that they go out of their way to subtly accommodate everyone's individual needs and fantasies (as long as they are within the spirit of the parties!)

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Hi there,

just my two pence worth, I tried Gents Parties 12 months ago and was a tad dissapointed it was a bit of a production line.

I then went to 1-2-1's for a bit then found LMP and I quite agree that you will never find 2 parties the same.

I have been one of 3 guys with 5 ladies on a MILF Monday and then been to a Thursday 1-3 party where one of the hostesses was helping Em look after the downstairs activities and she had to help out to ease the strain on the 7 very willing girls.

As Phil and Smiths have said just tell them when you arrive your a newbie and its your 1st party and you will have loads of fun.

Enjoy

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Just wanted to add that new girl Nicole at LMP is to die for ;)

You just cant go wrong at LMP

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just my two pence worth, I tried Gents Parties 12 months ago and was a tad dissapointed it was a bit of a production line.

I then went to 1-2-1's for a bit then found LMP and I quite agree that you will never find 2 parties the same.

I'm a bit intrigued. What's the difference between your earlier experiences and the LMP ones? More girls? Less guys? More relaxed?

I've never been to a party, but have til now assumed it's a bit like taking part in a porn gangbang.. but with less guys and more girls. I'd guess you spend a bit of time with one girl, move on to another girl, repeat.

I imagine you've gotta be pretty confident with your own body, don't mind being naked around a load of other men, and don't mind having sex with someone who has just had sex with another guy 15 seconds earlier...or may still be having sex with someone else.

Or am I wrong?

I mean you guys aren't actually cuming with every girl, right?

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I'm a bit intrigued. What's the difference between your earlier experiences and the LMP ones? More girls? Less guys? More relaxed?

I've never been to a party, but have til now assumed it's a bit like taking part in a porn gangbang.. but with less guys and more girls. I'd guess you spend a bit of time with one girl, move on to another girl, repeat.

I imagine you've gotta be pretty confident with your own body, don't mind being naked around a load of other men, and don't mind having sex with someone who has just had sex with another guy 15 seconds earlier...or may still be having sex with someone else.

Or am I wrong?

I mean you guys aren't actually cuming with every girl, right?

LMP) have a different vibe about them and a very consistent reputation. It's a bit like a swingers party but with all the girls available to all the guys. The naked men thing is easy enough to get used to if you are having sex with a lot of gorgeous women - the naked women are more interesting! A gangbang might be fun but I wouldn't describe LMP like that really. There's no queuing up while the girls just lie there with their legs open. You can easily catch the eye of any free girl or she might catch yours first or lead you to a spare bed area or she might be giving a BJ to one guy, see you and wiggle her bum at you as another girl helps you on with a condom and massages the first girl's back. There's inevitably some one on one from time to time but that is not the intention - it's a sex party where any man or any woman can join in any action and the girls are not slow to get involved or get you involved (but don't push if you are feeling shy for a few moments or need a break for a drink upstairs). I've also had some of my best threesomes (MFF) at LMP and it has usually been the girls that initiates them. There's two bathrooms for freshening up between partners and the girls will sometimes share there too, but the main eye would be getting you back in the action. It's a pretty relaxed, warm, friendly atmosphere. Yes, you are paying, but it has a distinctly un-WG type feeling. I can't think of another way to describe it - it's not GFE with that amount of bodies and it's sometimes PSE and sometimes not. Just think of it as a party as you would any other party - only with lots and lots and lots of sex with eager young women! Good luck. And enjoy!!!

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A few times I pretended to cum during oral at LMP so I could move on to the next girl,

I am anything but a stud but the girls make it their mission to get you hard again

Cant wait till my next party

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The naked men thing is easy enough to get used to if you are having sex with a lot of gorgeous women - the naked women are more interesting!

You can easily catch the eye of any free girl or she might catch yours first or lead you to a spare bed area or she might be giving a BJ to one guy, see you and wiggle her bum at you as another girl helps you on with a condom and massages the first girl's back. There's two bathrooms for freshening up between partners and the girls will sometimes share there too, but the main eye would be getting you back in the action. It's a pretty relaxed, warm, friendly atmosphere. Yes, you are paying, but it has a distinctly un-WG type feeling.

Thanks for clarifying a few things for me there.

It sounds a bit like the first time I had a lapdance, it was in a nightclub that the Sunday Sport had taken over for the evening. Consequently, the dances were given on some chairs they'd put out on what would be the dancefloor, and you were only a few feet from another bloke who also had a girl's leg over the back of his chair.

That was awkward, as two of my mates were on the side watching. But after a few minutes, I forgot anyone else was there, and enjoyed myself.

The second dance was considerably better. In my mind she looked "like Davina McCall's younger sister..if she has one". I'd had an awful lot to drink though (photographs taken do not back up the image I remember from the night).

Glad to hear of the bathrooms/freshening up.. I've made the mistake several times of going down on a (non-wg) girl after I've been fucking with a condom. Condom lubricant tastes horrible...which would presumably screw up some other activities too.

A few times I pretended to cum during oral at LMP so I could move on to the next girl,

I am anything but a stud but the girls make it their mission to get you hard again

How do you fake cuming during oral? Surely the girl knows?

And is that the way it works.. you can't go to level 2, til you've ejaculated your way through level 1?

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I am anything but a stud but the girls make it their mission to get you hard again

And some of the girls have an uncanny ability to achieve this regardless of how soon after a pop it is.

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Condom lubricant tastes horrible...which would presumably screw up some other activities too.

Indeed it does. The girls tend to be dab hands with wet wipes and lightning showers. In the condom front I think Mates Skyns are maybe slightly better in that department. Bit more expensive but they feel good and what also impresses me is that they seem to have no smell. Can't guarantee the 'no-taste' but I did take one out of the packet to have a quick taste and it seemed not bad.

http://www.mates.co.uk/

(Hope that's not too off-topic)

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And is that the way it works.. you can't go to level 2, til you've ejaculated your way through level 1?

No, not at all, there's no shame in taking a break if a cum isn't imminent or even likely, in fact sometimes the girl will suggest it if she senses that you are flagging. Hostess Emma also has an eagle eye for hogging, she'll suggest having a break or moving on if you've been with a girl too long to the exclusion of others.

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Can't guarantee the 'no-taste' but I did take one out of the packet to have a quick taste and it seemed not bad.

I tried that once too...but i was chewing the bugger for hours before i could swallow it :lol:

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