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Taking An Escort To A Social Engagement

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Question for the girls really. if your client want to take you to a social engagement how do you explain to his friends/colleagues/family etc that you are his companion without giving away that you are an escort?

It must be fairly obvious when a middle-aged fat balding guy turns up somewhere with a gorgeous girl half his age, and there's bound to be some nudge-nudge, wink-wink moments.

Do you have standard cover stories agreed beforehand or just avoid making small talk when asked "So how did you two meet?"

I'm assuming most social events don't go like the Polo match scene in Pretty Woman.

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If I am attending a social function with a client and I expect there to be some social interaction with other people I always make sure we have a cover story. It is usually that we met online on a dating website or similar.

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Exactly, internet dating!

I have been to weddings, works do's, family gatherings (to prove that the guy was not gay). If the lady is happy in a social setting and is an easy mixer, (let;s face it we have to be), there is no issue. Just a fun date.

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I have met a couple of escorts with friends of mine at "social" events and it has been so obvious as to be embarrassing since they didn't have a cover story agreed in advance. Quite difficult for all concerned.

My advice would be to have a meeting prior to the social event and to agree a strategy for dealing with nosey mates, and even more important, mates wives. The latter can be the most perspicacious.

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Question for the girls really. if your client want to take you to a social engagement how do you explain to his friends/colleagues/family etc that you are his companion without giving away that you are an escort?

It must be fairly obvious when a middle-aged fat balding guy turns up somewhere with a gorgeous girl half his age, and there's bound to be some nudge-nudge, wink-wink moments.

Do you have standard cover stories agreed beforehand or just avoid making small talk when asked "So how did you two meet?"

I'm assuming most social events don't go like the Polo match scene in Pretty Woman.

Solution surely would be to take somebody your own age? It would stand out a bit more and probably would be questioned if you took a stunner half your age to a social engagement where you know people. I have seen young escorts out with men older in restaurants but that does not really matter as you do not know anybody around hopefully.

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As a matter on interest, I saw a couple in my local town centre, him a 60+ guy and she a 30 or so (possibly) Thai girl, looking most uncomfortable. He was oblivious to her embarrassment. I felt quite uncomfortable for her.

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Take two - folk will just think you're some sort of well hung stud.

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As a matter on interest, I saw a couple in my local town centre, him a 60+ guy and she a 30 or so (possibly) Thai girl, looking most uncomfortable. He was oblivious to her embarrassment. I felt quite uncomfortable for her.

How did you know she was a hooker? She could have been a Thai bride? You should not have felt sorry for her if she was being paid !

Recently a party of us went out for a meal, and we had a baby with us. We were seated in a quiet corner of the restaurant because there was a lot of us, but also because of the baby. The people closest to us were an English looking guy with a Thai looking girl. As a WG I had my suspicions that this was a 'paid for' encounter:)

After a while the baby started making a bit of noise, so we quickly left. I said to the couple as we passed them - "sorry if we disturbed you guys" The guy was fine about it but the girl just looked blankly as if she was not sure what to say. Girls who accompany a man out should always have some sort of cover story, and be used to situations where the guy might be compromised.

Once we were out having a celebratory meal and there was a young guy in the restaurant with what seemed to be a working girl companion. She was dressed in such a way that the women in our party said she looked like a prostitute. People were looking at them, and the girl kept getting up and going to the loo. It was embarrassing for me as a WG to see a fellow WG behave and dress like that in a social situation. The guy however, seemed oblivious to the attention she was drawing to herself !

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As a matter on interest, I saw a couple in my local town centre, him a 60+ guy and she a 30 or so (possibly) Thai girl, looking most uncomfortable. He was oblivious to her embarrassment. I felt quite uncomfortable for her.

I've seen a couple a bit like that fairly recently. I'd swear she was checking me out. I was certainly checking her out.

I'm not close to most of my family, but the odd one I am, also know that I have slightly unusual tastes in women. So if I turned up to something they were at, with a girl 20 years older than me, someone oriental, or someone who couldn't speak a word of English, they wouldn't find it that odd, but everyone else would. Obviously if she was an absolute stunner, everyone would know I'd hired someone. I'd have to find someone who had looks closer to my level.

I hate weddings (successfully managed to get out of attending all but 1 in the last 5 years or so) because it's just an excuse for two people to show off at how much money they've pissed away on one day. And you've got to be happy for them, as if you know how long their relationship is likely to last. Anyway, if I was attending a wedding with a girl I was paying, I'd spend the obligatory ceremony+dinner with the bride and groom, then I'd want to retire to the hotel bedroom. Oh it's been a tiring day. So tiring. I'd better get some "rest" ;)

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I've seen a couple a bit like that fairly recently. I'd swear she was checking me out. I was certainly checking her out.

I'm not close to most of my family, but the odd one I am, also know that I have slightly unusual tastes in women. So if I turned up to something they were at, with a girl 20 years older than me, someone oriental, or someone who couldn't speak a word of English, they wouldn't find it that odd, but everyone else would. Obviously if she was an absolute stunner, everyone would know I'd hired someone. I'd have to find someone who had looks closer to my level.

I hate weddings (successfully managed to get out of attending all but 1 in the last 5 years or so) because it's just an excuse for two people to show off at how much money they've pissed away on one day. And you've got to be happy for them, as if you know how long their relationship is likely to last. Anyway, if I was attending a wedding with a girl I was paying, I'd spend the obligatory ceremony+dinner with the bride and groom, then I'd want to retire to the hotel bedroom. Oh it's been a tiring day. So tiring. I'd better get some "rest" ;)

Have to say I agree with you on this one. For a guy to take a WG to a wedding it must be tedious having to explain over and over to people who she is! Better to have the day with the family as you say, and then retire early because you have an appointment with your 'bed' ;)

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How did you know she was a hooker? She could have been a Thai bride? You should not have felt sorry for her if she was being paid !

Once we were out having a celebratory meal and there was a young guy in the restaurant with what seemed to be a working girl companion. She was dressed in such a way that the women in our party said she looked like a prostitute. People were looking at them, and the girl kept getting up and going to the loo. It was embarrassing for me as a WG to see a fellow WG behave and dress like that in a social situation. The guy however, seemed oblivious to the attention she was drawing to herself !

I had assumed that porker paul meant in a Thai bride type way.

I sometimes wonder if the girl marries the guy to get to the UK, then ends up running off with his mate/son/neighbour/etc. I mean I could envisage marrying someone for money, but if I found someone I was attracted to, could I just ignore that?

Weirdly, I know a girl who I don't think is a WG, but she dresses like one most of the time. For sake of anonymity, I'll just say she's from somewhere else in Europe. She's married to an English guy and they look like quite an unlikely couple, somehow. My friends have described her as "eurotrash" and said things like "even prostitutes take a day off". I've never seen her wearing anything on her bottom half larger than a pair of hotpants or a very very short skirt. Even in winter. Petite, with a body very much in proportion, and I've very nearly seen up that skirt..."oh whoops.. I've dropped my pen" ;) Sorry that sounds terrible, I just can't help myself when it's so nearly on display anyway.

Wonder if she knows the discussions that go on around her?

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I had assumed that porker paul meant in a Thai bride type way.

I sometimes wonder if the girl marries the guy to get to the UK, then ends up running off with his mate/son/neighbour/etc. I mean I could envisage marrying someone for money, but if I found someone I was attracted to, could I just ignore that?

Weirdly, I know a girl who I don't think is a WG, but she dresses like one most of the time. For sake of anonymity, I'll just say she's from somewhere else in Europe. She's married to an English guy and they look like quite an unlikely couple, somehow. My friends have described her as "eurotrash" and said things like "even prostitutes take a day off". I've never seen her wearing anything on her bottom half larger than a pair of hotpants or a very very short skirt. Even in winter. Petite, with a body very much in proportion, and I've very nearly seen up that skirt..."oh whoops.. I've dropped my pen" ;) Sorry that sounds terrible, I just can't help myself when it's so nearly on display anyway.

Wonder if she knows the discussions that go on around her?

Of course she does! If you've got it - flaunt it !... but not at the expense of your partner or his mother..LOL

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Have to say I agree with you on this one. For a guy to take a WG to a wedding it must be tedious having to explain over and over to people who she is! Better to have the day with the family as you say, and then retire early because you have an appointment with your 'bed' ;)

Not just WGs.

I've got a peculiar habit for forgetting to introduce my girlfriend-at-the-time to whoever I'm talking to.

Either I start chatting to Dave and just completely forget to introduce her.

Or, quite a lot of the time I think "oh she's met Bob before.. " and then later I'll get a bollocking for not introducing her to Bob (who it turns out she hasn't met before), as if I'm hiding her or something.

I'm not exactly a social butterfly. Lol.

That doesn't bother me in the slightest.. unless the person I'm with is chatting to someone so hot that I want to be introduced, I'm not bothered if I know Sarah's name or not. I'm better on faces anyway, tend to forget names. I can do "oh we met at X", but won't remember who she is, or who she's married to, or whatever.

To make it worse, people always seem to remember me.

The other problem with taking a girl to a wedding you're meant to be dating, is that women at wedding are all very attractive. Last wedding, I had my then-girlfriend to my right, and to my left - a very pretty smiley girl with an exceptionally low-cut dress on, cleavage spilling right out. I didn't think I was making much eye contact with her, but she later went "I need to cover up.. the wedding photographer is perving", so maybe I'd been more discreet than I thought I had. Or she was just more bothered about a dirty old man than she was about my letching/drooling.

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Years and years ago my uncle used to turn up at family weddings with a different girl each time (I have a huge family so there were lots of weddings!) always a pretty girl, some nice and some not so nice but we only ever met them once. Everyone used to think he was a'ladies man' who had the pick of the women, was a bit of heartbreaker etc etc, now I'm starting to wonder if he hired them! *is shocked*

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Years and years ago my uncle used to turn up at family weddings with a different girl each time (I have a huge family so there were lots of weddings!) always a pretty girl, some nice and some not so nice but we only ever met them once. Everyone used to think he was a'ladies man' who had the pick of the women, was a bit of heartbreaker etc etc, now I'm starting to wonder if he hired them! *is shocked*

You're only "starting to wonder", now?

It's a tricky one that. If you were hiring someone, on the one hand maybe it's a good idea to bring the same girl, to avoid suspicion, and keep questioning of how you met, etc. to a minimum.

But on the other hand, if he'd kept bringing the same escort to every wedding, people would have started questioning him about when he was going to be marrying her.. or trying to arrange something else outside of weddings.. "this has been fun - we should come and see yours and Kiki's' house. We should in-call..er..call-in next time we're passing".

If they weren't escorts, what other explanation could there be for him never spending very long with one girl?

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It must be fairly obvious when a middle-aged fat balding guy turns up somewhere with a gorgeous girl half his age, and there's bound to be some nudge-nudge, wink-wink moments.

Do you have standard cover stories agreed beforehand or just avoid making small talk when asked "So how did you two meet?"

That is surely the punters responsibility to choose an appropriate girl for the scenario / cover story.

That is unless it is his intention is to send an entirely different message.

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