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I'm a novice punter but really excited at the idea of going to a party (maybe LMP?). Problem is I have a relatively small dick and worry about getting embarrassed and ruining my fun. Is there a a lot of measuring up? Is it all bright lights and full on glare, or can I be a bit more discreet?

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I'm a novice punter but really excited at the idea of going to a party (maybe LMP?). Problem is I have a relatively small dick and worry about getting embarrassed and ruining my fun. Is there a a lot of measuring up? Is it all bright lights and full on glare, or can I be a bit more discreet?

Why would there be any measuring up, what a strange thought. No, the size of your cock makes no odds, as long as you have the correct money and are clean and respectful thats all that matters. Dependent where you go its not bright lights but there is nowhere discreet to punt, its a party which is open to all to watch or join in.

I was petrified before my first but once inside i knew within a very short time that it was my bag, you will never know till you go obviously. If you want an honest recommendation let me know. Good luck. :)

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Not a problem at all. Don't worry about it in the slightest. Go and you'll have fun!

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I agree with the other responses - at the parties I've been to there was no measuring up going on.

I have ED and rarely get a proper erection even with tablets. I was concerned before my first party, but it wasn't commented on nor was it an issue.

I hope this helps a little,

Mike

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i can echo the above comments i am no king dong in the cock department but I party at LMP and have a lot of fun and yes after the NHS cocked up an op on my balls I now have a wee problem getting fully hard but its fun letting the ladies try and yes it does occur and I pop quite happily.

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As others have said it's not a concern and there's no measuring up. The only thing I'd say to you as a relatively novice punter, parties aren't for the faint hearted and you may be better suited to trymore 1-2-1's before trying the party scene. I must say I was very nervous before I attended my first one and very nearly fled. I'm glad I didn't as I found I really enjoyed the whole thing.

Good luck whatever you decide.

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Fear not! Think for a minute, are you going there to look at other men or are you there to have a good time and get a shag or two?

All of the other men there are going for the same reason you are and are not in the slightest bit interested in your crown jewels!

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At the beginning of the party the organiser asks all the guys to stand in a circle as the girls walk in. As you can guess, most guys have boners at this time so everyone is sizing each other up. Most guys are at least 6 to 7 inches average and it's an intimidating atmosphere to say the least.

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At the beginning of the party the organiser asks all the guys to stand in a circle as the girls walk in. As you can guess, most guys have boners at this time so everyone is sizing each other up. Most guys are at least 6 to 7 inches average and it's an intimidating atmosphere to say the least.

I am not sure whether this was a deliberate attempt to wind the OP or not.

On the assumption that it's not, I would say that you go to the wrong parties highland1212. I would have no interest in such a willy waving contest.

Back to the OP, LMPs are very relaxed. Punters are issued with dressing gowns and the other guys are far too busy ogling the girls to be worried about the state of your tackle. It is group sex though, so you will have to get your todger out at some point. As long as you are relaxed about things, it'll all be fine, I am sure.

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At the beginning of the party the organiser asks all the guys to stand in a circle as the girls walk in. As you can guess, most guys have boners at this time so everyone is sizing each other up. Most guys are at least 6 to 7 inches average and it's an intimidating atmosphere to say the least.

Your scare the life out of the OP Highland, as you know this doesnt happen in reality at least at any parties i have been to, you wind-up merchant. ;):D

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Mistake, apoligies.

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I think you've never seen that part, do you usually turn up late smiths? Even worse, most guys there are built like NFL athletes too.

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I think you've never seen that part, do you usually turn up late smiths? Even worse, most guys there are built like NFL athletes too.

I must be still in the shower Highland and i do airbrush the other guys out so i wouldnt notice their physiques. ;):D

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I think you've never seen that part, do you usually turn up late smiths? Even worse, most guys there are built like NFL athletes too.

The worst bit for me was when all the girls laughed at the size of one guy's dick. I have to admit the rest of us just sat around and chuckled. Fancy going to such a public party with only a 6 incher! Having said that I am still not sure the tape measure bit at the outset is really necessary.

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The worst bit for me was when all the girls laughed at the size of one guy's dick. I have to admit the rest of us just sat around and chuckled. Fancy going to such a public party with only a 6 incher! Having said that I am still not sure the tape measure bit at the outset is really necessary.

Lol yea it can get quite bad. One time a guy came was jerking off in the corner and the girls started laughing saying 'look at that guy trying to get his chipolata hard'. The whole room was laughing and he just turned around, with his tail between his legs

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Lol yea it can get quite bad. One time a guy came was jerking off in the corner and the girls started laughing saying 'look at that guy trying to get his chipolata hard'. The whole room was laughing and he just turned around, with his tail between his legs

Don't laugh I'm still paying for the therapy to get over that moment!

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These party things were sounding boring until I read some of the later comments. That's more my cup of tea. I want to laugh at guys with small dicks as I wave my 12" monster about. Oh wait... wrong side of the ruler

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I'm a novice punter but really excited at the idea of going to a party (maybe LMP?). Problem is I have a relatively small dick and worry about getting embarrassed and ruining my fun. Is there a a lot of measuring up? Is it all bright lights and full on glare, or can I be a bit more discreet?

You should probably start off at one of the "smaller" parties

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You should probably start off at one of the "smaller" parties

not sure if thats strictly correct

how does getting your cock out in front of 1/2 fellow punters differ from getting your cock out in front of 14 fellow punters?

irrespective of the party you decide to go to, as long as you're focused on your own dick and its pleasure you wont have a problem

start making (japs-)eye contact with other guys and doing maths in your head is only going to distract from your fun

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A smaller willy can have its advantages, the girls are more likely to consider you less jaw aching to suck off so you might find it to your advantage anyway!

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not sure if thats strictly correct

how does getting your cock out in front of 1/2 fellow punters differ from getting your cock out in front of 14 fellow punters?

irrespective of the party you decide to go to, as long as you're focused on your own dick and its pleasure you wont have a problem

start making (japs-)eye contact with other guys and doing maths in your head is only going to distract from your fun

I think you missed the pun mate or I didn't write it clear enough.

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Ive been to several gangbangs, no one has ever mentioned it or anything about the guys with small willies. The smallest ive seen was about 3 maybe 2 inches long, i seriously couldnt believe it, he was an old bloke aged about 60-70, he didnt seem bothered by it what so ever.

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I think you missed the pun mate or I didn't write it clear enough.

doh, i just got it

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Ive been to several gangbangs, no one has ever mentioned it or anything about the guys with small willies. The smallest ive seen was about 3 maybe 2 inches long, i seriously couldnt believe it, he was an old bloke aged about 60-70, he didnt seem bothered by it what so ever.

... and with that observation you've totally blown the theory that blokes don't check out other blokes' tackle at parties right out of the water!

;-D

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I'm a novice punter but really excited at the idea of going to a party (maybe LMP?). Problem is I have a relatively small dick and worry about getting embarrassed and ruining my fun. Is there a a lot of measuring up? Is it all bright lights and full on glare, or can I be a bit more discreet?

Its your willy Your pleasure why worry about what other think! No escort is going to give your penis a second thought. I doubt theres a prostitute in history that has refused a guy on account of his lack of length. The problems start when the odd larger one "turns up" ( so to speak) You men have a massive hang up about the size of your 'Manhood' as you often call it. Theres more to manhood than the size of your willy. Why worry about other guys you don't even know? You're not there to impress them ....are you?

Being a bit of a willy expert! I can tell you no 2 are the same. Some are smaller looking when flaccid but more than double in size when standing to attention. Some dont change at all. Some are fat some are thin some long some short and you just fit in somewhere iin that mix.

I've never ever found that penis size equates with personality looks or human decency. In fact anyone who tells me what a great big willy they have before we meet goes straight to room 101 labelled 'prick' and never gets to wave it around.

Relax no one cares about willys size of shape except the person attached to them or some silly slapper. Escorts see such a variety that they cease to impress either way.

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