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What are the do's and donts for speaking on the phone when arranging an appt with a WG?

What is OK to ask and what is not?

Question goes to both punters & WGs?

TIA

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What are the do's and donts for speaking on the phone when arranging an appt with a WG?

What is OK to ask and what is not?

Question goes to both punters & WGs?

TIA

I dont look at it as a question of what i dont ask or what isnt ok to ask, i ask whats relevant to me to do all i can to secure a good or better punt. I ask for confirmation that the services i require are actually on offer at the price advertised with no hidden extras, it has been the case on ocassion when i didnt ask this that i have got to a punt to be told say OWO wasnt on offer but the WG had forgotten to update her profile. Asking when enquiring and again in person before handing my money over is the best i can do and i always do the best i can do. If the WG is not willing to discuss these things which is rare in my experience, no problem i simply go elsewhere. This modus is only with newbies to me though, with a regular its not necessary obviously.

I ask if her pictures and size quoted are correct and generally get a feel for her attitude and friendliness, this is absolutely essential to me. Any hint of a bad attitude and i wont precede any further because if she is like this before i have paid her what might she be like afterwards is my thinking. My loss if i miss out on a gem.

I often punt same day but would of previously spoken to her with my enquiries so just check there has been no change since i spoke to her and if happy i make the booking and ask for her address, i would already know from her profile and previous chat roughly where she is based, now i require the exact details which again most WGs i have punted with give to me often by text and off i go. I then ring her as agreed when i am at her place and as i always allow for the unexpected i am often early so will call her to say so and its sometimes the case her previous punter hadnt showed or she is ready and if agreed i go straight in, if she doesnt answer or is busy no problem i wait till the agreed time. :)

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I agree with all the Smiths has said. for me, the call is also to allow me to gauge her attitude. Some WG's sound as if they have just got out of bed even during the afternoon; some sound drunk, drugged or bored; some sound keen to meet me. It is the latter I am looking for. You can tell so much more about someone from a phone call in preference to texts and e-mails. I always try to have a phone chat before making a booking.

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I agree with all the Smiths has said. for me, the call is also to allow me to gauge her attitude. Some WG's sound as if they have just got out of bed even during the afternoon; some sound drunk, drugged or bored; some sound keen to meet me. It is the latter I am looking for. You can tell so much more about someone from a phone call in preference to texts and e-mails. I always try to have a phone chat before making a booking.

Spot on Paul, i only ever make bookings by phone with newbies to me, texts and emails are not sufficient to me. :)

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....and from the other side.....

I don't mind being asked to confirm details at all, but most girls will get very wary if you start going off into too much detail -asking her to describe sex acts, or for a minute by minute description of exactly what she will do generally doesn't go down well. Another no-no is phoning several times asking the same questions, you'll most likely be put onto the timewaster list. Also whether simply making an enquiry, or a definite booking do make sure you are clear indicating times, and the appointment length you are interested in. No point in her mentioning daytimes if you can only make evenings, or weekends.

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....and from the other side..... I don't mind being asked to confirm details at all, but most girls will get very wary if you start going off into too much detail -asking her to describe sex acts, or for a minute by minute description of exactly what she will do generally doesn't go down well. Another no-no is phoning several times asking the same questions, you'll most likely be put onto the timewaster list. Also whether simply making an enquiry, or a definite booking do make sure you are clear indicating times, and the appointment length you are interested in. No point in her mentioning daytimes if you can only make evenings, or weekends.

Good advice Strawberry. :)

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One big no-no for me is 'Hi, I got your number off your website, can you give me some details please?' I'm afraid that's likely to get the response 'What could you POSSIBLY want to know that isn't on there?' Probably not a good start!

You really only need the basics. 'Hi, I'm Engelbert, I saw your website and would like to make a booking for an incall. Your site says you offer elephant sex and chocolate pudding, is that correct? Yes? lovely, are you free on Tuesday at 2pm?'

Perfick.

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pretty much what has been said above really. Not overly keen to be asked things as 'seen site, can i have details please? or looked at your site, do you do, this, this and this?' everything is on there, i designed it myself to be sure lol. Another is asking straight out for address/location, before booking has even being discussed.

I guess a calm approach, saying hello, a good indication to how long you want and rough time would be a good start and followed by any requests you may have so can get things ready for you etc. Much prefered to 'when you free?' and ' 30mins, maybe hour and half. not sure.'

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Lady Victoria makes a very good point. Have some idea of what you hope to achieve during the call. Be sure of when you want to meet, how long for, and if you have any special requirements (not just sexual, but will you need a shower, can you manage stairs etc) and as an additional thought, does she have pets. You may be allergic like me, to goldfish!

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I agree with all the Smiths has said. for me, the call is also to allow me to gauge her attitude. Some WG's sound as if they have just got out of bed even during the afternoon; some sound drunk, drugged or bored; some sound keen to meet me. It is the latter I am looking for. You can tell so much more about someone from a phone call in preference to texts and e-mails. I always try to have a phone chat before making a booking.

Agree.

Also, don't turn it into a 'wank' session, where the girl thinks that is all you are after.

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One big no-no for me is 'Hi, I got your number off your website, can you give me some details please?' I'm afraid that's likely to get the response 'What could you POSSIBLY want to know that isn't on there?' Probably not a good start!

You really only need the basics. 'Hi, I'm Engelbert, I saw your website and would like to make a booking for an incall. Your site says you offer elephant sex and chocolate pudding, is that correct? Yes? lovely, are you free on Tuesday at 2pm?'

Perfick.

What you can't gauge is the ladies (nor the Punters) voice and attitude from a profile. A few minutes spent chatting can work wonders in either direction.

Many of my FRs for my best punts start 'I booked Sexy Sheila on the basis of some e-mails and a brief conversation where I liked what I heard'.

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Oh, and if trying to book by text, don't do what this chap did, straight out of the blue with no preamble or introduction:

'Hi, book me in for Monday at 2 and send me your address'.

Errr... no?

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What you can't gauge is the ladies (nor the Punters) voice and attitude from a profile. A few minutes spent chatting can work wonders in either direction.

Many of my FRs for my best punts start 'I booked Sexy Sheila on the basis of some e-mails and a brief conversation where I liked what I heard'.

I didn't say i wasn't willing to chat at all...

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I like to speak on phone to make sure she is a goer. It basically goes something like this, "Hi Sir Fukalot here, I saw your ad and Id like to make an appointment.... Yup, Wednesday at 4pm is great, oh but can I just double check a couple of things first. You do like to take a pounding in the ass and it is ok that I finish with a facial?.... Cool! See you wednesday babe."

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I like to speak on phone to make sure she is a goer. It basically goes something like this, "Hi Sir Fukalot here, I saw your ad and Id like to make an appointment.... Yup, Wednesday at 4pm is great, oh but can I just double check a couple of things first. You do like to take a pounding in the ass and it is ok that I finish with a facial?.... Cool! See you wednesday babe."

What a great chat up line!! - I must start using that.

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These days to me you can get most of the information you require as a client from a website. I see that and email as an initial resource where most details of an appointment are detailed, personally I'd only phone to introduce myself and confirm a booking (unless a lady stated differently on her website).

By the time I have decided to call a lady I've almost certainly made my mind I would like to see her, so excluding a disaster nothing would change my mind as I don't feel you can tell too much based on a call, perhaps I will change that view as I get more experienced. At this stage I certainly wouldn't visit a lady or establishment based on a phone call alone, I don't feel comfortable enough to do that, I see it as a risk not worth taking with all the information resources available.

So the big don't of a call for me is not to discuss services or rates and be quite brief. Do be polite and honest and try not to be too nervous, I'll look to try and make some common ground or a little joke via phone or email as an incebreaker, but mainly I see it as a business call.

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When most Escorts just answer with "Hello" or "Can I help you" the first rule should be to actually establish you have the correct number and that you haven't mis dialled due to excitement or nerves.

So starting with a "Hi, am I speaking with Miss X" before launching in to your spiel prevents any offence to an innocent party and embarrassment for the caller.

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When most Escorts just answer with "Hello" or "Can I help you" the first rule should be to actually establish you have the correct number and that you haven't mis dialled due to excitement or nerves.

So starting with a "Hi, am I speaking with Miss X" before launching in to your spiel prevents any offence to an innocent party and embarrassment for the caller.

And of course don't yourself start with "Uh hello, who's this?". Most WGs with any sense will not say "Hi Miss Luscious Lips Escort extraordinaire at your service" - just incase the caller really does have a wrong number, or are a disgruntled other half. Have had a couple of conversations go absolutely no-where because the guy simply wouldn't own up to wanting to speak with myself.

Him Who's this?

Me Hello who are you wishing to speak to?

Him Umm, err who are you?

Me Who did you intend to call?

Him Errr, what's your name?

Me Who are you looking for?

Him Kerplunk...duuuuuuuuuuuu

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pretty much what has been said above really. Not overly keen to be asked things as 'seen site, can i have details please? or looked at your site, do you do, this, this and this?' everything is on there, i designed it myself to be sure lol. Another is asking straight out for address/location, before booking has even being discussed.

I guess a calm approach, saying hello, a good indication to how long you want and rough time would be a good start and followed by any requests you may have so can get things ready for you etc. Much prefered to 'when you free?' and ' 30mins, maybe hour and half. not sure.'

Indeed, I am looking for a client who has taken the time to read my profile where all my details are clearly set out, not the "any holes a goal" merchant. Confirming certain points is absolutely fine.

Apart from generic "details", my top pet hate is what time "do you finish?", to which I reply "what time do you want?", nearly always followed by silence, hang up or "uuummm late?". Second worst is after asking "how long would you like to visit for?" - the reply "ummm an hour or two?" - certain sign of a TW.

To sum up - "Hello, is that Pandora? Are you free for a booking at x time on x day for x hours please? Can I just check that you still offer x ? Great can I have the directions? I will call when I get to the [ place] directed. I look forward to meeting you."

And I will look forward to meeting you too!

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Turning it around (as I tend to do), what we punters don't want to hear when ringing:

Answer machine ALLWAYS on.

Call rejected.

Sounds of kids crying in the background.

Someone unable to speak basic English.

Rudeness.

Incoherent, drunk or drugged voice.

What we do want to hear:

A chirpy, smilely voice.

A friendly tone.

'My services are as described, and I can assure you that you won't be dissapointed'

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Turning it around (as I tend to do), what we punters don't want to hear when ringing:

Answer machine ALLWAYS on.

Call rejected.

Sounds of kids crying in the background.

Someone unable to speak basic English.

Rudeness.

Incoherent, drunk or drugged voice.

What we do want to hear:

A chirpy, smilely voice.

A friendly tone.

'My services are as described, and I can assure you that you won't be dissapointed'

I've had callers think I am the answer machine!

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I feel it's fairly important early in the call to establish where the girl is sitting whilst speaking. Is she on a chair? in an office? in a playground? The I like to ask what she is wearing, if she has been bad and if she needs punishment. I also want to know what she is doing while talking to me and whether her free hand is exploring her young nubile body.

I find in this the way the girl usually hangs upfairly quickly so I dont have to keep keeping coins in the slot. Hope this helps.

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And what not to ask.........

Him What do you do for 40 quid

Me A full set of nails & an eyebrow shape, would you like me to book you in?

Him Details pls

Me Hi this the gay dating line to get your hairy bollocks licked by fred press 1 to get your back door kicked in press number 2 (stiffles laugh) to find a chutney ferret in your area press 3

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I've had callers think I am the answer machine!

I can't believe that!! :eek:

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