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Best and most embarassing moments

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Please can you describe your best and most embarassing moments during your session?

Punters' and escorts' points of view are welcome!!:(

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Best moments are those rare occasions when the WG loses it, becomes just as desparate and horny as the punter. Now *that* is true GFE!

Haven't had anything too awful or embarrassing as a punter. The occasional visits from Mr. Softie being the worst, I guess.

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Not embarassing but pretty akward when the girl talks about herself with being lonely and all, and about the job she doesn't like yet must get out of debt first etc.

Have not decided yet whether and how to help and/or see her again.

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One of the best:

I was aged about 19 or 20, fit, virile and good looking back then.:( Anyway the escorts name was Kitty. We were in the Hyatt Hotel in Vancouver. I wanted to give her a facial and was standing up. She was knelt on her knees wanking and sucking me off ready to receive. At the final throes she wanked me off and it completely missed her face and splattered the window a good 15-20 ft behind her.:)

One of the most embarrassing/worst:

Anal blonde indie. Somewhere down in Sussex a few years ago. I arranged an appointment to include anal. Had the usual OWO, sex and I was banging her backdoor. She was a real screamer during sex and anal sex. All credit to her she put up an excellent performance until I came during anal.

In the post coital lull for 10 minutes and I start to get dressed. There's a knock at the door and a little girls voice says: "Mummy have you finished?" The lady goes to the door and says that she won't be long. After getting dressed I walk downstairs. The staircase exits into the living room. and I have to walk through that and out next to the kitchen. Only the living room is now full of her family - 2 kids, her partner(?) and two elderly folks who were probably her parents or relatives. The partner was blase about it and says: "Alright mate!" And then I have to walk past 8 pairs of dagger laden eyes. The worst look was from the little girl.:)

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Anal blonde indie. Somewhere down in Sussex a few years ago. I arranged an appointment to include anal. Had the usual OWO, sex and I was banging her backdoor. She was a real screamer during sex and anal sex. All credit to her she put up an excellent performance until I came during anal.

In the post coital lull for 10 minutes and I start to get dressed. There's a knock at the door and a little girls voice says: "Mummy have you finished?" The lady goes to the door and says that she won't be long. After getting dressed I walk downstairs. The staircase exits into the living room. and I have to walk through that and out next to the kitchen. Only the living room is now full of her family - 2 kids, her partner(?) and two elderly folks who were probably her parents or relatives. The partner was blase about it and says: "Alright mate!" And then I have to walk past 8 pairs of dagger laden eyes. The worst look was from the little girl.:(

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Best moments are those rare occasions when the WG loses it, becomes just as desparate and horny as the punter. Now *that* is true GFE!.

Not necessarily rare, if you do your homework, are prepared to travel, and book a long enough appointment :(

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Anal blonde indie. Somewhere down in Sussex a few years ago. I arranged an appointment to include anal. Had the usual OWO, sex and I was banging her backdoor. She was a real screamer during sex and anal sex. All credit to her she put up an excellent performance until I came during anal.

In the post coital lull for 10 minutes and I start to get dressed. There's a knock at the door and a little girls voice says: "Mummy have you finished?" The lady goes to the door and says that she won't be long. After getting dressed I walk downstairs. The staircase exits into the living room. and I have to walk through that and out next to the kitchen. Only the living room is now full of her family - 2 kids, her partner(?) and two elderly folks who were probably her parents or relatives. The partner was blase about it and says: "Alright mate!" And then I have to walk past 8 pairs of dagger laden eyes. The worst look was from the little girl.:(

Horrible. How can anybody do that with kids in the house!!!

They weren't in the house when I first arrived. :)

Believe me it made even old-cold-hearted Viking feel bad..... it put me off punting for well over a week! :)

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BEST:

Opening the door to a 6'5 blond, musclebound male escort who was taking the day off ... :(

WORST:

A guy with the most putrid penis I've ever seen. Hard yellow crust around the foreskin and a stench of pencil lead. After asking "Have we had a shower at all today, Sir?" he grinned and said "Nope!". I took him to the bathroom and washed his penis like a baby but he wasn't embarassed at all. Stood there as brazen as anything, hands behind his head as I washed his foul penis at the sink like a little boy. To top it all off, when we returned to the bedroom he let out the longest, most obscene fart I've ever heard/smelt. He then sniggered like a 13 year old school boy, inviting me to "Top That!".

It was at that point I invited him to get dressed and showed him the door.

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BEST:

A few years ago I was with an older working girl, late forties/rearly fifties and banging away when she suddenly cried, "Oh my God, I'm cumming" and let rip like I'd never seen before. Once we'd both calmed down she seemed genuinly surprised and said she'd never really cum with a client before and I could tell it was for real. I felt really good.

WORST:

Tried to see three girls in one afternoon with only 1/2 hour between each. I just couldn't rise to the occassion for the third girl.

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They weren't in the house when I first arrived. :)

Believe me it made even old-cold-hearted Viking feel bad..... it put me off punting for well over a week! :(

I meant that was bad of the girl. x x x

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BEST:

Opening the door to a 6'5 blond, musclebound male escort who was taking the day off ... :(

WORST:

A guy with the most putrid penis I've ever seen. Hard yellow crust around the foreskin and a stench of pencil lead. After asking "Have we had a shower at all today, Sir?" he grinned and said "Nope!". I took him to the bathroom and washed his penis like a baby but he wasn't embarassed at all. Stood there as brazen as anything, hands behind his head as I washed his foul penis at the sink like a little boy. To top it all off, when we returned to the bedroom he let out the longest, most obscene fart I've ever heard/smelt. He then sniggered like a 13 year old school boy, inviting me to "Top That!".

It was at that point I invited him to get dressed and showed him the door.

I hope you charged him for the wash.

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Best I've ever felt was after my first visit to Michaela the Minx. Kinda floaty. But that was back when I was on medication. :(

Worst: One of the Soho outfits screwed up my booking and I had to wait around for 45 minutes, then when the girl was ready, she was clearly overheated (I could smell it -- she needed a bath both above and below) and out of breath. She also confessed that she was hung over. Nice girl socially, but the attention to detail was not there. That was my last parlour punt. I didn't write her up for it because I thought it was the maid who had really landed her in it. She might have been fresh and clean if she hadn't had to see two blokes back-to-back.

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I poo'd on a punter - twice - on seperate visits :(

And no, I'm not into skat, neither was he, it was a horrible accident.

We dated for six weeks after that

Go figure huh?

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I poo'd on a punter - twice - on seperate visits :(

And no, I'm not into skat, neither was he, it was a horrible accident.

We dated for six weeks after that

Go figure huh?

Oooh err, bet you were embarrassed

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Oooh err, bet you were embarrassed

Just a little :(:):confused:

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Well, I guess that kinda 'broke the ice' :)

Seriously, if you could both get through the embarrasment and see a funny side, then I'm not too surprised that he came back.

I poo'd on a punter - twice - on seperate visits :(

And no, I'm not into skat, neither was he, it was a horrible accident.

We dated for six weeks after that

Go figure huh?

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I once went on a duo outcall... things were going very well with the three of us and due to certain acrobatics and playing with toys etc... an explosion of wind burst forth from my backside :) I laughed , they laughed... it was ok... not really embarrassing..

but a couple of months later he booked me by myself..

and I did it again... :(

I am sure he must have thought I did it on every appointment

I DONT!!

:)

Adele

( a client once did something which he found very embarrassing... but I darent divulge.... he may be reading this... :( )

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and I did it again... :(

I am sure he must have thought I did it on every appointment

I DONT!!

:)

Adele

( a client once did something which he found very embarrassing... but I darent divulge.... he may be reading this... :( )

It's not uncommon for men to lose control over their sphincter during orgasm.......:)

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It's not uncommon for men to lose control over their sphincter during orgasm.......:(

News to me, normally every muscle I have is tightly contracted...

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He is right... when concentrating on an imminent climax.. other areas can be inadvertently ignored and relaxed... hence an unexpected emission lol

It has happened to me too...

:(

Adele

now you will all be thinking "she must be letting them off willy nilly"

not so... I swear!! :)

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Not necessarily rare, if you do your homework, are prepared to travel, and book a long enough appointment :(

I find 4 days to be perfect.

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I poo'd on a punter - twice - on seperate visits :(

And no, I'm not into skat, neither was he, it was a horrible accident.

We dated for six weeks after that

Go figure huh?

As Lady Bracknell might say (tune in Edith Evans voice) 'To poo once on a punter may be regarded as a misfortune, to poo twice looks like carelessness'.

I'm sure I'm not the only person curious enough to want to know more.

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It's not uncommon for men to lose control over their sphincter during orgasm.......:(

Luckily it hasn't happened to me.............yet.

I have "lost it" when realising that something lurks within and in my efforts to control that I've lost the erection.

Maybe I should let rip:eek:

Farting in stereo with Adele..............:)

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Best: Without a shadow of a doubt, a certain lady from Bristol who offers quite simply the best GFE I've ever experienced. Combine that with her erotic stripshow and it's mindblowing.

Worst: Probably the one and only time in a parlour.

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