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A N00bs Review Of Pamsparties

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Hope that will be helpful to anyone that is looking to attend one of those parties

Using a fake identity, I attended a party at Pams Parties in West London for the first time ever on Thursday afternoon between 1am and 5pm and paid £70 as an entrance fee. I went there with a few gifts including some chocolate, four bottle of wine, energy drinks and some fruits. Why? Because it is/was on my bucket list of things to do before you die. This was my first time at such a party and as such I wasn’t sure what to expect and was quite nervous.

The party is held in a house around 400 metres from West Kensington tube station. The station is only accessible via the District Line to Ealing Broadway and is one stop after Earl court. All the details will be sent to you beforehand via text by Pamela herself on the day itself.

So don’t panic if you don’t get it until early in the morning. Note that you won’t be allowed in before the scheduled time especially if it is your first time at the party and I’d advise you to have a good night sleep, a proper shower, no ejaculation for a whole week, a good breakfast, plenty of water and a meager lunch. Don’t starve yourself and but don’t overdo if you don’t want to feel bloated and heavy and farty.

The house is an unassuming one with three bedrooms, all on the first floor, one bathroom on top and one downstairs. It is located on a rather quiet street and doesn’t scream party house from the outside. I was welcomed by Pamela herself and she introduced me to all the girls. Amazing Amanda, Intriguing Imogen, Naughty Nicole and Divine Diane the swinger.

A chaperone, named Steve, was also there to take care of any valuable items which were sealed and placed in a safe place. We had snacks, nibbles, drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) and more. Pamela told me that it was going to be a quiet day but it turned out to be quite busy with three newbies and eight regulars including two Sean Connery lookalikes and a guy old enough to be a great grand father. We struck a conversation by introducing Pamela made sure I was feeling at ease, told me to get changed and inquired to know whether I wanted to have a shower, an offer I declined as I had taken one earlier in the day.

At no point during my visit, did she asked to see an ID card or did anything to make me feel unwelcomed, an invaluable benefit and massive cookie point for someone new to the swinging circuit. That said, the house itself was clean but had worrying signs of mold everywhere – not surprising given that up to 30 sweating bodies come and go on some days, with showers being taken every 30 minutes or so.

I was in bed first with Imogen, a stunning slim English beauty in her 20′s who wouldn’t be out of place in Oxfordshire with her rather posh accent. She sucked me hard, did a 69 and made me cummed within five minutes. That was fast and brutal and I felt a bit cheated because I did not took long enough; a novice’s mistake I reckon.

Had a long break, then went in another room and fucked the voluptuous Nicole who hails from Romania and has more curves than Thorpe park but still managed to wring me dry within 10 minutes. She came on top of me and I pounded her brutally while she shouted “fuck, fuck, fuck” loudly.

Had another long break – went downstair to down an energy drink and guess what, I came back with the lovely Nicole which I promptly fucked missionary style, empty my reservoir and ended up wrecked. At that stage, two hours had passed and I spent most of the third hour doing nothing as other guys had turned up and the ratio suddenly went up to 3:1 although – worth noting, it was always 1-to-1, never 2-to-1.

Not that it was much of a problem given that we were all in for the thing and did enjoy a quick chat about the ladies. It’s worth noting that I was probably one of the youngest onboard (I’m in my early thirties) and at no point in time did I feel uncomfortable either being watched or watching or feeling sorry for myself because of the size of my manhood.

There was also an Asian “couple” who came and managed to please at least one guy in the group. She had some gorgeous tiny tits like pips and small but firm breasts. Her partner rode her for two hours with short breaks and ate her left, right, top and bottom leaving the rest of the punters with a classic WTF look.

Going back upstairs after my break with one hour left, I enjoyed the company of Amanda, the Brazilian girl with an unbelievably smooth skin. Like Nicole, she came on top me and literally rode me. She also did an OWO which Nicole told me was only done to “special” clients. At four shags, I was done and tried to get a last one with Ms Diane, a swinger who might be approaching her 50′s but with the body of someone in her late 30s by then, it was five and I quickly clothed myself, rushed down, said goodbye to everyone and vanished.

What do I make of it? Well, firstly, if you’re looking for stunning Page 3 girls, you will be sorely disappointed. I was looking to shag girls that I could meet next door rather than a prospective Miss Universe and boy I got more than I had bargained for. Secondly, as many pointed out, the party feels more like a proper swingers’ party than a high class debauched, eyes wide shut one. Pams Party had a genuinely friendly atmosphere which is so crucial for a first-time “partier”. I have no choice but to recommend them (more people = higher ratio) and I may return but not to fuck the same over girls though. Any tips? Well, think of Pams Parties as a Disneyland for Adults and use the same techniques to plan your day.

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This is a very good, and apparently honest review of party which should help any doubters decide i parties are their thing. Thanks, iamnothere.

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This is a very good, and apparently honest review of party which should help any doubters decide i parties are their thing. Thanks, iamnothere.

I agree. I had been thinking of attending one of these parties but wasn't sure as to what goes on. Now this has been explained so clearly I think I might "test the waters". I am an old guy and was pleased to see the mention of another "golden oldie" like me. Thanks a lot.

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davidgood will be in here any time now eulogizing about how Pam's Parties are orgies with tanned goddesses who just can't stop fucking.

I went twice, apart from 1 or 2 girls, the rest were hideous &/or very old. One of them literally looked like a crack addict, with bowling ball fake tits.

The 2nd time I went, 2 friends actually walked out and said loudly 'worst party ever', which I would have to agree with. The only sexy girls I saw there were Gaia, very very petite, and a Brazilian girl.

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davidgood will be in here any time now eulogizing about how Pam's Parties are orgies with tanned goddesses who just can't stop fucking.

I went twice, apart from 1 or 2 girls, the rest were hideous &/or very old. One of them literally looked like a crack addict, with bowling ball fake tits.

The 2nd time I went, 2 friends actually walked out and said loudly 'worst party ever', which I would have to agree with. The only sexy girls I saw there were Gaia, very very petite, and a Brazilian girl.

If you found the experience so bad the first time, I'm surprised you went back for more.

So you didn't like all of the girls, well they can't please everyone, all of the time. I'm sure they have regulars who go specifically to see the girls you disliked.

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I have to add my twopence worth. I have bveen going to party's for donkeys years. I helped run/advertise them when I managed a web site (All Service Escorts, in case you wondered), so I know a thing or 2, but I only go to parties now, I have not run 1 for years and have no vested interest in any.

I walked out of a party twice ever:

First, lady marmalade, but that was because the 1 girl I went to see was a complete bitch, they gave me a part refund.

Second, Pam's Party's, because the the girls were, as a gentleman would say "not of the quality I was accustomed too". Nice people, friendly, . I walked after 5 mins and had not paid by then, they didn't mind, I went some-where else.

Good on 'iamnothere' for sharing his first ever party with us, on his first ever post on this forum and what a long post too.

Party's can be very exciting and I stlll remember my very first as one of the best ever. But we have to be real, it is London cheepest party for a very good reason, and it feels nothing like a real swingers party which I have also been too.

IanT

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Like I said in the description, not all of them are stunners. But then, not everyone are looking for them. Also, I'd rather shag a bubbly average girl that's a joy to play with instead of a platinum blonde that does everything mechanically. Pamsparties is not Lady Marmelade but London's punters world would be a much poorer and less lively place without it.

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Like I said in the description, not all of them are stunners. But then, not everyone are looking for them. Also, I'd rather shag a bubbly average girl that's a joy to play with instead of a platinum blonde that does everything mechanically. Pamsparties is not Lady Marmelade but London's punters world would be a much poorer and less lively place without it.

Why say you used a fake identity?

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^^^ i was going to ask the same question - as his review in this thread was his first post its not like they could have even identified him on here

me personally, i'd take a first time post on here in the same way i'd take a first time fr - especially one that goes so against the grain

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probably davidgood's alias in all honesty

as to why i went back, i thought maybe it was just a bad day

and none of the girls looked like girls next door..girls next door actually have sex appeal

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I'd guess he mentioned the fake ID think so that anyone thinking of going would know that using a fake ID was possible. I'd to arrange everything then get asked for ID on the door. PROBABLY unlikely but if you've never been it's nice to be told you won't.

Just my tc

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I'd guess he mentioned the fake ID think so that anyone thinking of going would know that using a fake ID was possible. I'd to arrange everything then get asked for ID on the door. PROBABLY unlikely but if you've never been it's nice to be told you won't.

Just my tc

In the many years I've punted I've never been asked to produce ID, and if I had I would walk. I think this report is phoney and there to promote the SP.

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In the many years I've punted I've never been asked to produce ID, and if I had I would walk. I think this report is phoney and there to promote the SP.

By Fake ID, I meant fake identity, not ID card. This means fake name and fake everything (including place of birth, place of work, age etc). You happen to chat with a lot of punters there and I felt that I was more comfy just building a fake identity rather than revealing everything about me. That's something deeply personal and private. So it's down to the individual ultimately. I'm not promoting Pams here. Take my report with a grain of salt if you want.

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A guy visits a party for the first time and takes it upon himself to write a long detailed guide for other newbies on a forum on which he has never contributed before rather than write an Fr as others would have done.

Now it may be genuine but it reads like an 'info mercial' and should be read as such, interesting but not something to base a decision on.

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By Fake ID, I meant fake identity, not ID card. This means fake name and fake everything (including place of birth, place of work, age etc). You happen to chat with a lot of punters there and I felt that I was more comfy just building a fake identity rather than revealing everything about me. That's something deeply personal and private. So it's down to the individual ultimately. I'm not promoting Pams here. Take my report with a grain of salt if you want.

Funny that you say it was your first party yet you know you happen to chat to a lot of punters. Yup I'll take with a grain of salt.

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