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What Do You Wear To A Punt?

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Just curious. I've only been on one punt and was dressed smart as I was on my way to a wedding. How about you guys, do you like to be smart for a punt or just go casual, jeans and a t-shirt? Part of me feels that if I'm paying so much for a punt, it's nice to just chuck on some clothes that make me feel relaxed, but at the same time, wearing something smart would probably make the whole experience feel more special.

From a working girl's perspective, do you prefer a guy to dress up a little for a punt or do you not really care?

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I wear my superbly comfortable Sloggi Tangas ( which make my cock look even more massive than it is)

Otherwise I wear an invisibility cloak so the neighbours suspect nothing.

Uncle Pokey

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I usually go after work so I'm in a skirt and heels

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Pith helmet and tartan merkin.

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Testicles, spectacles and wallet

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Nice to know you're all so discreet! ;)

I don't mind what a man wears as long as he is clean (yes, I know...)

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Wow. Sounds like I need to be a bit more imaginative with what I wear.

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Frank Spencer beret, mac, hawaiian shirt, Rupert the Bear track suit bottoms and underwear and Simpsons trainers.

When i wake up its actually smart casual-casual or suit depending on the day. ;)

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A pair of my highest fuck-me heels and a smile...

Suits are nice. I've had a thing for a good suit since the first time I watched Quadrophenia. Other than that no preferences :) As long as you don't turn up in a gorilla suit or other ensembles as likely to draw attention I don't mind at all.

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I used not to bother, but recently I have decided to try to use the smart casual look. Clean smart trousers, open neck shirt and, definitely, clean shoes. that works for most of the ladies I meet in the summer. Later in the year, I shall wear a smart overcoat.

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I'm one of nature's scruffs, so I usually try to get by on a friendly smile and an unintimidating manner.

I remember once arriving at a regular, unwontedly elegant (having an important do later in the evening) in pinstripe, cuff-links the lot. She didn't actually say anything, perhaps because she couldn't think of a polite way of saying "Why don't you look as if you've just tumbled out of bed?" but the astonishment on her face was palpable.

Edited by Mr. Bloom

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well i'd never dream of taking off my gravy stained vest. on top of that? my bright orange jumpsuit. you know, discretion is key.

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A full rubber enclosure suit and a gas mask.

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I like to dress like Onslow (Geoffrey Hughes) on "Keeping up Appearances".

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I'm tempted to pull a George Costanza and drape myself in velvet :ph34r:

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Testicles, spectacles and wallet

No watch?

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I've only been on one punt and was dressed smart as I was on my way to a wedding.

It wasn't your own , was it? :eek:

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You guys crack me up, I do wish I had more gents in pin stripe suits, cuff links and waistcoats though... Maybe I should offer a pre wedding service for nervous grooms!

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I like nice shoes on a man or even nice trainers. I think your shoes ssay a lot about you, that is if you have feet

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I like nice shoes on a man or even nice trainers. I think your shoes ssay a lot about you, that is if you have feet

What about a mate who has only one leg?

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Normally the attire I have worn to work so a open neck collar shirt and chinos, or a polo hirt and craghopper trousers

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Normally jeans and t-shirt (but smart ones), last time I wore a shirt and trousers as if on a date - but during the encounter ended up in lingerie and heels, damn she was kinky!

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