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Not Your Usual Bangkok Trip Report

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:P Wake me up before you go go....... Wham

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I went to visit Maria @ aishainvasian the afternoon before my flight and yet I still made it to the airport on time. The flight was delayed one hour. At the boarding gate I realised I was the only guy wearing a suit and not looking into a laptop or mobile smart phone. Is it compulsory now to have tattoos from your wrist to your shoulder to get through passport security ?

I was checking out the girls going home to BKK.I had it figured that on a plane of say 300 people there had to be at least 5 or 6 girls to catch my eye.There was one.She was wearing six inch heels and skin tight jeans and brown hair onto her shoulders.Rather than approach her in the airport I put all my hopes on that I was allocated a seat next to her in the plane.I was not.

I was travelling solo.The flight was only half full, I think because of the floods forecast in BKK. On the upside, the economy class [i had downgraded myself unfortunatly ] got to eat the food from the business class and the wine flowed more than usual.A girl stood up in front of the in-flight movie screen, a baby cried somewhere back in seat 52A.

It was time for an afternoon nap.

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Ah I see , it's going to be in Dickensian chapters. Can't wait for chapter 1

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Chapter 2, (we can make up a chapter each and get this story published.)

And then the stewardess came up to me, bent over revealing a lovely cleavage and said "is there anything I can get you sir?"

"Excited" I replied.

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"I like the look of your dumplings and noodles, I bet they taste sweet."

To which she replied...

Edited by Corus Boy

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Sir this is neither the time nor the place. The captain has been taken ill. This plane is going down unless we can find someone to fly it. On top of that it's a female only flight. You're the only man. And we're all so fucking horny....Sir tell us what to do

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Sir this is neither the time nor the place. The captain has been taken ill. This plane is going down unless we can find someone to fly it. On top of that it's a female only flight. You're the only man. And we're all so fucking horny....Sir tell us what to do

LMAO!! :lol:

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Sir this is neither the time nor the place. The captain has been taken ill. This plane is going down unless we can find someone to fly it. On top of that it's a female only flight. You're the only man. And we're all so fucking horny....Sir tell us what to do

"You have to pull on my joystick to get the plane out of the dive we are in."

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Ok captain world punter, but first perhaps a drink. My colleague Amy would love to urinate in your mouth first. Now let me ease that joystick down...ooh that's it isn't i think plane is levelling out, but you're not are you sir. You're far from level, your cock is so so hard.

It was at this point air traffic control Bangkok came on the radio saying...

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Ok captain world punter, but first perhaps a drink. My colleague Amy would love to urinate in your mouth first. Now let me ease that joystick down...ooh that's it isn't i think plane is levelling out, but you're not are you sir. You're far from level, your cock is so so hard.

It was at this point air traffic control Bangkok came on the radio saying...

Just let Amy sit on it to keep it wet and warm. She will feel safer there.

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Stewardess to passenger.

"Sir, we have been warned about another underpants bomber, you seem to be hiding something large in there. Can you just come up to the crews' quarters for a close security inspection?"

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It was at this point that worldpunter decided enough was enough and came, the cockpit flooded with months of pent up cum, (maria had stopped working due to falling in love with punter known as gibert) As the plane crash landed it was only worldpunter and the nearest stewardesses who survived ,cushioned by his cum. They emerged from the wreckage whereupon worldpunter said....

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This thread is too good!!! :D

I'm sure the moderators (aka Air Traffic Control) will step in at any moment to prevent uncontrollable movements of this flight/thread from straying outside of it's air corridor and causing threats to other flights/threads. An absolute failure in the automatic pilot has caused this thread to drift dangerously off topic.

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Ou work here is done. Well done zorrro, good idea

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:) Morning has broken....... Cat Stevens ,

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The plane touched down.My cock went up. It's always like that,a kind of natural reaction.

Dawn broke,Bangkok at daybreak is a magical,spiritual place all the whores are sleeping and the only cocks in the sois cry cry out from the gardens of their owners.

I headed for passport control with " six inch heels " in my sights and I was coming up on her right hand side. Would she be met on arrival ? How could I persuade her to accept a lift into the city with me and my driver, who had the car waiting ? Would his uniform impress her or scare her away ?

Shit, of course she had a thai passport so she sailed through the national control. I was left in a line, one of maybe six lines.

30 minutes later I was in baggage collection and she was long gone.

My driver bid me, "welcome to Bangkok,let me take your luggage,I will put it on the back seat "

" I expected you to be on the other side of passport control, what happened today ? "

" It's early morning and I had a late night and I only got the order to pick you up on friday "

I sat in the car, looked out the window at the morning rain hitting the expressway.

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The traffic into the city centre was moving very slowly. My taxi came to a halt. There were several pretty ladies on the street corner. I wound down the window and asked one with a very short skirt and 6" heels if she was available for business.

100bht for a BJ. She joined me in the back of the cab. With this traffic the taxi was going nowhere for a while, so I might as well make use of the time.

She was very pretty, and an expert at oral. My hands started wandering under her short skirt.

Then I found a handful of what I have already got. :eek:

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Then I found a handful of what I have already got. :eek:

Yes, it was my iPhone, which the thieving little minx had fished expertly out of my pocket. A single whispered word from my trusty driver, and the wretch was scurrying terrified off into the rain, 6" heels clutched against her scrawny bosom.

Leaving me with an untended boner. What to do?

"If I may make so bold, sir, I have a suggestion. I told you earlier, sir, about all the crocodiles that have escaped into the rising flood-waters. Now even such a seasoned traveller as yourself, sir, has not experienced the full delights of our country until he has received the, er, attentions of such a magnificent creature. What you in the West call 'deep throat' is as nothing by comparison."

"How well you know my tastes!" I chortled, playfully prodding him in the back with my gold-tipped malacca. "There's a 5 baht tip for you if you can find me one before this erection subsides."

"Very good, sir."

So on we drove . . .

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But I was to be disappointed as all I was introduced to was the family Water Buffalo...

...which of course was in bad health.

So I suggested that we should...

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Fuck the buffalo

The family got hold of the horns to keep it relatively still and I started to thread my cock into its very tight vagina

The buffalo, it was called bing, shuffled backwards

Admittedly it didn't fit stockings but the crotchless knickers grandma had knocked quickly did the erotic trick and soon i was erupting deep inside

"Som Tam" said mother or...

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:blink: I think I'm turning japanese...... The Vapors,

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This place i had on my list as it's a quality massage house on Soi 33 ,where everything goes except FS. A punters playground. Took a bit of finding,but finally got to AKANE, a japanese owned house with TG working [ if only they imported the girls as well ]

They have another branch in Chitlom, where you can also use their loyalty vouchers.

I walk in ,say hello,all the girls are pleased to see a customer,only two guys in the lounge,sit down,have a drink,she gives me the menu [ in english ] choose from six girls,dressed in red and white a bit like Santa outfits except it's raining out and not snowing

" come this way ,follow me ", pick up drink and I'm in the room.

Now we get to the erotic bit, have you ever seen those stools that they have in the japanese porn movies ? where you sit down and your privates are exposed. Well, it's exactly that, the stools imported from Japan as are the electric toilets and all else in this japanese massage shop. Nuru gel massage also available on an inflatable " balloon bed ", she called it.

So she washes me down,with her hands going under the stool massaging the balls the cock and anus and asks politely before inserting a finger. She is dressed all this time, which adds to the pleasure [ well, she took off her red jacket first ]. This was a first for me, the japanese stool massage,and I will revisit. This massage gets you rock hard before you get to the massage table.

On the table it's a quality massage,she is naked now,she climbs on top for B to B. I ask her can I lick her pussy having noticed that she is trimmed ,not shaven.She sits on my face a while then we are in 69 and I'm shooting into her mouth.

Except I'm not.

I'm shooting into a condom that she has got over my cock without me feeling a thing. That was very well done and I tell her so. I never knew she had put the cover on. That's professional. She has worked here 6 years so she should know how to do it.

Her name is Maya. The cost is 1485 bht [ about 30 pounds] This is the 80 mins lotion massage . I gave her a tip. She led me back into the lounge got me another drink,we talked some. I paid the bill before leaving.

I stepped out into the evening rain. North of Bangkok the waters are rising......

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I hailed a taxi to take me back to my hotel. But it was only 11pm, and I was still feeling "in the mood". I asked the taxi driver to take me to a place where there are about 50 ladies to choose from. The taxi pulled up outside, and I walked in full of expectation.

There in the corner was the girl with the 6" heels on. My dick started rising to a larger dimension.

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"Welcome back, my cheeky boy!" The mamasan had sidled up to me, slipping a finger up my bum as only an old friend can.

"Tell me, Fag, " I asked, "How come all the girls except that one are only in 4" heels? Not like the old days, is it?"

"Ah, health & safety," she sighed, "same everywhere now. Only this girl you have your eye on, she break every rule, just the way she is. And special girl too, Japanese one hun'percent, just arrived from Osaka last week. Interrupt her career making watersport movies."

Of course I knew she was bullshitting me - I had seen her on the London plane. Probably from Neasden or somewhere, but what the hell.

"For sure," Fag continued, "this is dream girl for you. We call her the . . ."

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.... Isaan ninja. She can get inside the smallest crack and crevice and she no use her hands or heels. You no know she there"

"Well I fancy a piece of that, Fag" I retorted, pulling down my trousers to reveal a well-rounded sculpted posterior.

"OK my lovely, get inside this baht now and we'll take it from there ......"

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.... Isaan ninja. She can get inside the smallest crack and crevice and she no use her hands or heels. You no know she there"

"Well I fancy a piece of that, Fag" I retorted, pulling down my trousers to reveal a well-rounded sculpted posterior.

"OK my lovely, get inside this baht now and we'll take it from there ......"

This thread is becoming disGUSTing! :eek:

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:huh: Don't stop 'till you get enough........ Micheal Jackson,

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Things are looking up. I'm in the bath with Eme [ name changed with respect she is a no publicity,not on website wg ], the soap suds up around my ears. I want to die here. Eme is my all time fav. girl at Annies. www.anniesbangkok.com.

Would you believe it ? I walk up the stairs ask mama,

" Hi remember me, Mr Dawson is Eme here today ? " It's 3.45pm.

" sure we remember you, she's standing right behind you.Say hello to Mr Dawson , Eme ka "

Eme came in on the 4pm shift to start work after having a two week holiday to go home to visit family and help with water damage from mass flooding outside Bkk.

All the girls in Annies sideline now dress in uniform [ sailor suits with blue and white captains hat and tight black hot pants ] Eme hadn't had time to put on her make up. I would have licked it all off her face anyway. I was her first customer of the day and she hadn't had sex for two weeks. Am I lucky or what ?

This was my 4th visit with Eme [ saw her 3 times last summer ] and she was getting more confident. She stood up in the bath and said,

" is ok I pee pee ? I go pee pee in bath is good for you "

I slid my face between her open legs....... " good for you,make strong, have vitamins drinking coke many "

" now your turn. You want pee pee,I no looking " , she turned her head away and bent over slightly. I felt a bit shy,not my thing giving WS . I peed on her bum as she wriggled her arse in front of me. She washed us both down with the shower and we went over to the bed . The bed and the bath are in the same room [ info for those who haven't been before ]

All services including a good massage followed.

Eme got a bit over confident,

" I want poo poo, you waiting me,I come back, eat much som tam, you waiting please "

She left the room. Thankfully she left the room to do it and didn't use the bath. She came back 10 mins later,I was almost asleep. She washed herself again in the bath under the shower singing thai songs for me to enjoy.

This was a first for me,having a girl interupt my time to go take a dump.

Still, I wouldn't call it a crap punt, would you ?

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Sitting in the bath on my own, I was bored waiting. I decided to call room service to order a bottle of Champagne for a different type of watersports. Same colour, but tastes much nicer especially when transferred from one mouth to another.

There was a knock on the room door. I put a towel around my waist but was unable to hide the horizontal tent pole.

I opened the door, and there was the most gorgeous Thai girl, with a tray, an ice bucket, a bottle of champagne, and 3 champagne glasses. Was she telling me something? I invited her in............

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