JackR

Quote Your Favorite Line From A Field Report ...

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Pretty much any paragraph in which the writer describes why he reckons he really did bring the WG to orgasm and ends on the line "you can't fake that"... or variations thereof... :lol:

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300 quid for 30 mins!!! :eek: 10 quid a minute!!

And he had a shower and piss in that time! Most expensive piss in history?

Cant seem to get to the aurumn website but no way would I book an escort that expensive "on a whim"...

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300 quid for 30 mins!!! :eek: 10 quid a minute!!

And he had a shower and piss in that time! Most expensive piss in history?

Cant seem to get to the aurumn website but no way would I book an escort that expensive "on a whim"...

A mug punter yet he knows about Pnet so has the knowledge required to locate rated WGs but chose not to, a not too smart mug. A case of dick thinking methinks. Typical response from the Agency owner/manager though, sounds a familiar tale of a lying arsehole.

But at least he did the FR which might help other punters, and i do sympathise being stuck with a bad WG. Any sign of a bad attitude and i am gone nowadays but wouldnt pay this kind of hourly fee as its totally unnecessary for me to do so. Fortunately its a long time since i have had a bad punt although i wont be getting complacent. :)

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Favourite line "I won't go into details as that is between the girl and me" really gets me going.

But, back to the OP I'm glad he has had the courage to face the ridicule that he might attract for blowing £300 on 30 mins. That's a hell of an expensive time for what sounds like b*gger all.

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Treat her right or you will have me to deal with

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I think it was in one of Man Meat's f/r's, he mentioned wearing his "brothel creepers"! I believe I might actually have laughed out loud. Dangerous to read them if you're doing surreptitiously with her indoors in the same room.... :eek:

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" it was like an explosion in a yoghurt factory " , a guy reported after a meeting with Maria . ....... :o

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I agree about the "treat her right" comment, what do they mean, that we normally dont?????

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I agree about the "treat her right" comment, what do they mean, that we normally dont?????

They are fucking condescending twats in my opinion.

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No, they are condescending cunts

I have no problem with that, cunts it is then.

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i cant remember the exact report but the guy likened the girls skin colour to the exact shade of ronseal fence paint and reccomened that if you wanted to know what your fence would look like this particular shade then go and pay her a vist

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i cant remember the exact report but the guy likened the girls skin colour to the exact shade of ronseal fence paint and reccomened that if you wanted to know what your fence would look like this particular shade then go and pay her a vist

Hahahaha, I remember that one. One of my favourites is the one that says 'she was more interested in drinking the lambrusco and Fanta she brought with her'. There's also a Scarborough one from way back when that describes the local premises at the time of having 'the smell of a thousand camels arseholes' :lol:.

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Here's a few I liked (not favorites because I couldn't find the one line I was looking for) from a peruse of some negative FRs from a couple of years ago

"her attitude was just terrible, looked miserable throughout. She looked the happiest when I decided to leave"

"my 'Saturn 5' struggled to leave the launch pad"

"she arrived on time, the only good thing to happen"

"After taking Aaron's recommendation on the PN message board, went to see this lady ....... Won't be listening to Aaron again"

"she told me that she’d been through two divorces and if she performed that way for both husbands, I can see why!!"

"had to pay her a tenner - just to shut her up"

"the 3 day old beard that I had shaved hours before manifested itself again on the lower rung of her two piece black and white"

Interesting how the negative FRs are such a good source.

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Yeah it was funny report, it must have been around 2 A4 pages long at least, it was a bloody novel in the making and i remember he said enya was playing on the cd player in the room and said it reminded him of a funeral he had been to recently

Hahahaha, I remember that one. One of my favourites is the one that says 'she was more interested in drinking the lambrusco and Fanta she brought with her'. There's also a Scarborough one from way back when that describes the local premises at the time of having 'the smell of a thousand camels arseholes' .

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"her pussy was as wet as a monkey in a thunderstorm"

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