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How Much Does A Profile Picture Tell You About The Wg?

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Going on a punt today with a new escort I've never met before,she's young..looks great in the her profile pics, rates GVFM and provides services I require.

Only thing is she comes accross a little coy in her photo's..even in her private gallery she shows no boob or bum,I'm gonna know if she's a little reserved and not really up for it within the first 5 mins of meeting..the obvious tell tale signs are no deep french kissing and her opening condom packet before going near my penis for owo.

I've already emailed her enquiring on wether CIM/facial are all inclusive,she replied that they are all inclusive,but who knows who actually reads and answers these mails when her English could be very limited,could be her pimp or maddam?.

My Gut feeling is she will avoid CIM & facial...let's hope I'm wrong,I have a few regular WG;s who happily provide the services advertise but I just can't resist the temptation of trying this new young WG on for size.

I shall update this topic and give the blow by blow details if anyone cares to know the outcome.

Wish me luck,

Ace

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Good luck!

i must admit, when it comes to a profile picture I don't think you can beat a nice, relaxed warm and welcoming smile.

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Good luck!

i must admit, when it comes to a profile picture I don't think you can beat a nice, relaxed warm and welcoming smile.

she has that chris,but I'm still nervous.....(timid...nasty girl...or somehwere in between)we shall see..........

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I don't think that the amount of clothing removed for photos is directly proportional to openness in the bedroom (or that you can tell which sexual acts someone will enjoy from their pictures!). Everything from the temperature of the room to the type of photographer could come into play when you're taking shots for a website or portfolio. The current trend for these things seems to be the more flesh the better (which is fine), but not everyone will feel that's what they want, stylistically speaking.

If you're worried about her English, why didn't you ask to speak to her on the phone?

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Going on a punt today with a new escort I've never met before,she's young..looks great in the her profile pics, rates GVFM and provides services I require. Only thing is she comes accross a little coy in her photo's..even in her private gallery she shows no boob or bum,I'm gonna know if she's a little reserved and not really up for it within the first 5 mins of meeting..the obvious tell tale signs are no deep french kissing and her opening condom packet before going near my penis for owo. I've already emailed her enquiring on wether CIM/facial are all inclusive,she replied that they are all inclusive,but who knows who actually reads and answers these mails when her English could be very limited,could be her pimp or maddam?. My Gut feeling is she will avoid CIM & facial...let's hope I'm wrong,I have a few regular WG;s who happily provide the services advertise but I just can't resist the temptation of trying this new young WG on for size. I shall update this topic and give the blow by blow details if anyone cares to know the outcome. Wish me luck, Ace

If its a good likeness it tells me if i fancy her or her look and is the initial lure. I prefer blatant photos personally but i know many punters dont from reading their posts on here. I can see clothed women anytime by walking down the street, its seeing them naked or nearly naked that turns me on sexually and i punt for sex so thats what i like to see on a site/profile. Completely up to the WG what pictures she shows of course.

So its the initial lure but i require far more than that before i book, speaking on the phone with her being essential to gauge her attitude, confirm the services advertised that i require are actually on offer at the price advertised with no added extras going to be asked for. If i am happy with that then i have done all i can do to ensure a good punt and as i know i will keep to my end of the deal, being clean, respectful and having the agreed fee, if it goes tits up it will be down to the WG lying to me. Most are honest though and no bad punts for a long time proves it to me.

Good luck i wish you a good punt. :)

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Many photos dont show the true sexiness or otheriwse of a WG as they take the photos themselves with an arm extened or use a girlfriend/boyfriend who dont have a clue. You have to bear in mind that many WGs go into this line of work and want total discretion, the same way we would as clients. Many young girls are students, possibly short of money and thus escort, so you can be failrly sure male students will search escort sites for their area to see what faces come up. The ladies clearly dont want this.

In contrast, I've booked a girl for next week, and although she only shows bodyshots on her web page for discretion, on mailing, she asked for my photo which I seldom provide, and got one of her by return. Fingers crossed..........

Nothing's certain in this game other than you'll be a wad of cash lighter, whether it be a good service or indifferent.

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why do people read so much into insignificant details?

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why do people read so much into insignificant details?

Can you elaborate?

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Up to a certain level of basic and often subjective attractiveness, a profile picture really tells you very little indeed about the girl who opens the door to you if you go ahead with the booking.

For one, photos can be extremely deceptive, either positively or negatively, the girl in person being either more physically attractive in person than the pics or less.

Secondly, big beautiful warm open friendly smiles in photos can belie a cold, distant, frosty faced bitch once youve handed over the cash.............conversely you could be very pleasantly surprised and find that below average (or even terrible in rare cases) onsite photos misrepresent a highly attractive, friendly, fun and exceedingly skilled girl (some will know exactly who I was thinking of when I wrote that :D )

Thirdly, photos really tell you nothing about how good the girl is at her job.

Photos AND a good number of independent reviews are really the best, and only, way of generally avoiding huge disappointments and wasted time and money.

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why do people read so much into insignificant details?

I see. So you are finally admitting your role in the JFK assassination.

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As a rule my friend if in doubt....leave it out

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I would not worry too much if you have spoken on the phone. You now what she sounds like and can judge better after a chat if she will provide what you are seeking. If you have not spoken then I would be a little wary.

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Thank you for all your replies,they were all very interesting Mr Bond...and now onto the actual feedback from the punt itself.

As I already said I did email the WG querying CIM/facial which are listed on her enjoys list wether they are included in her half hr and hourly rates,which she later replied that they were all included.

On the day of the punt when booking with her over the phone I also asked again if all her services are included in the hourly rate,and again she said that the services on her enjoy list were all included in her half and one hour rates.

I think you can see where this is going?.....I got to her place bang on time,greated by a big smile at the door..young face as cute a button arse and body to die for, looked just like her profile pics then handed her over the money.

Then I was shown to a hand basin and asked to wash my hands,came back into the room and we took our clothes off..gave her some oral then I lay down on my back..did she repay the complement?..hell no!.

She laid across with her back to me so I could'nt see what was going on..what she was doing was trying to put a condom on a semi erect penis she had not even touched yet,let alone given owo...meanwhile I tried to stroke her pussy with my hand that had only been washed with soap 10 mins ago which was swiftly pushed away by her hand :-(

Eventually she got me hard with the condom and I got about two minutes of oral covered...then she moved off me onto her back applying some lube to her pussy,I got on top..she moved and squirmed every time I tried to kiss her even when i kissed her on the cheak she would reach over and wipe her face with a tissue and hunch her shoulders up when I tried to kiss her neck.

Then while I was on top of her I started to work up a bit of a sweat which she made a huge issue out of and made me stop ever 5 minutes and dry myself with a towl all the while she was grabbing kleenex and wiping herself,would absolutely kill the moment if there was a moment to kill:-)

With all this stop start malarkey of me being told to dry myself off I thought there's nothing else to do on this punt but doggy style,usually I shift positions often and try to vary things with oral sex deep french kissing oral and 69 but no point trying any of those things on this punt as the only thing really on the menu is covered penetration providing you don't work up a sweat.

Think I broke all my records for staying in one position so long..must've stayed in doggy good 25 minuntes,eventually I was ready to cum and told her I wanted to cum over her face knowing damn well what her answer was going to be,"NO"....o.k over your tits or arse?.."NO,ONLY IN THE CONDOM BABY".

Soon as I'd cum I was told to have a shower when I returned to the room she had stripped all of the pillows and sheets off the bed and put the lights on bright...but I still had 25 mins to go from this one hour booking??..

I tried persuading her to give me hand relief but in the end I had to settle for watching her play with herself and jerking myself off,occasionaly I'd try to stroke her pussy which she'd swiftly brush away :-(

Salvaged what I could fromwhat was a bad punt from the outset,this young lady advertised CIM/facials/owo/french kissing and then confirmed again on the phone,funny thing is I had a meeting with a much older wg in the same building and very same bedroom as this girl over a year ago who did who gave head like her life depended on it and swallowed like a trooper..I never had to even ask once.

I know all punters say this after a bad punt but I really do take pride in my appearance especially on punts,came wearing shirt trousers bath hour beforehand well groomed middle aged man.

Now I'm thinking back to my original post about my gut telling me this young WG is holding back in her pics and giving me a bad gut feeling,but on the other hand I'd never know untill I actually try her myself... .she had only one feedback which was non descript and useless like,="this is a great girl..treat her well guys".....tells the next potential punter nowt about the wg really.

I will continue to gamble on new escorts that catch my eye but book only half hour appointments and if they come good with the owo and things promised on website then I'll ask for a whole hour.

Ace has now left the building,and will try to make the most of his somewhat ruined weekend.

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Ace !

This sounds even worse than my worst ever punts of yesteryear :eek: :eek:

I think this is a definite qualifier for 'name and shame' so that others on here can avoid giving this girl, who obviously hates her job, any more cash on the basis of falsely advertised services that it appears she has no intention whatsoever of delivering.

What a complete waste of time and money !!

You have my sympathies.

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I think all you can really tell from a photo is how many tits they have. :P

I've seen photos which 'suggested' that the WG would be a stunning firecracker only to find they were a little more plain and rather more prosaic in bed.

Contrastingly, I've seen some ladies whose photo might not suggest much but reviews have indicated she perfoms a great service.

I would always go by reviews (I try to avoid 'taking one for the team' type punts) and I don't place too much emphasis on looks (at least from a photo.)

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You know Ace, when I read your initial post I did wonder why despite your gut feelings you were going ahead with the punt. I guess you are an optimist! Do you think in future you'll listen to your instinct more or will the lure of a cute young girl always win over?!

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You know Ace, when I read your initial post I did wonder why despite your gut feelings you were going ahead with the punt. I guess you are an optimist! Do you think in future you'll listen to your instinct more or will the lure of a cute young girl always win over?!

Alas I fear I cannot resist......no fool like an old fool.

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Thank you for all your replies,they were all very interesting Mr Bond...and now onto the actual feedback from the punt itself. As I already said I did email the WG querying CIM/facial which are listed on her enjoys list wether they are included in her half hr and hourly rates,which she later replied that they were all included. On the day of the punt when booking with her over the phone I also asked again if all her services are included in the hourly rate,and again she said that the services on her enjoy list were all included in her half and one hour rates. I think you can see where this is going?.....I got to her place bang on time,greated by a big smile at the door..young face as cute a button arse and body to die for, looked just like her profile pics then handed her over the money. Then I was shown to a hand basin and asked to wash my hands,came back into the room and we took our clothes off..gave her some oral then I lay down on my back..did she repay the complement?..hell no!. She laid across with her back to me so I could'nt see what was going on..what she was doing was trying to put a condom on a semi erect penis she had not even touched yet,let alone given owo...meanwhile I tried to stroke her pussy with my hand that had only been washed with soap 10 mins ago which was swiftly pushed away by her hand :-( Eventually she got me hard with the condom and I got about two minutes of oral covered...then she moved off me onto her back applying some lube to her pussy,I got on top..she moved and squirmed every time I tried to kiss her even when i kissed her on the cheak she would reach over and wipe her face with a tissue and hunch her shoulders up when I tried to kiss her neck. Then while I was on top of her I started to work up a bit of a sweat which she made a huge issue out of and made me stop ever 5 minutes and dry myself with a towl all the while she was grabbing kleenex and wiping herself,would absolutely kill the moment if there was a moment to kill:-) With all this stop start malarkey of me being told to dry myself off I thought there's nothing else to do on this punt but doggy style,usually I shift positions often and try to vary things with oral sex deep french kissing oral and 69 but no point trying any of those things on this punt as the only thing really on the menu is covered penetration providing you don't work up a sweat. Think I broke all my records for staying in one position so long..must've stayed in doggy good 25 minuntes,eventually I was ready to cum and told her I wanted to cum over her face knowing damn well what her answer was going to be,"NO"....o.k over your tits or arse?.."NO,ONLY IN THE CONDOM BABY". Soon as I'd cum I was told to have a shower when I returned to the room she had stripped all of the pillows and sheets off the bed and put the lights on bright...but I still had 25 mins to go from this one hour booking??.. I tried persuading her to give me hand relief but in the end I had to settle for watching her play with herself and jerking myself off,occasionaly I'd try to stroke her pussy which she'd swiftly brush away :-( Salvaged what I could fromwhat was a bad punt from the outset,this young lady advertised CIM/facials/owo/french kissing and then confirmed again on the phone,funny thing is I had a meeting with a much older wg in the same building and very same bedroom as this girl over a year ago who did who gave head like her life depended on it and swallowed like a trooper..I never had to even ask once. I know all punters say this after a bad punt but I really do take pride in my appearance especially on punts,came wearing shirt trousers bath hour beforehand well groomed middle aged man. Now I'm thinking back to my original post about my gut telling me this young WG is holding back in her pics and giving me a bad gut feeling,but on the other hand I'd never know untill I actually try her myself... .she had only one feedback which was non descript and useless like,="this is a great girl..treat her well guys".....tells the next potential punter nowt about the wg really. I will continue to gamble on new escorts that catch my eye but book only half hour appointments and if they come good with the owo and things promised on website then I'll ask for a whole hour. Ace has now left the building,and will try to make the most of his somewhat ruined weekend.

Always bad to hear about a bad punt, you have my sympathy. I agree with Bill, name and shame this liar so at least those reading here can avoid her. I have experienced similar although a while ago fortunately. As soon as the bad attitude kicks in i am off nowadays, i have zero interest in making the most of a bad situation as it should be a good situation but isnt due to the WG lying to me, an instant erection killer. Plan B is then instigated as soon as i get out whether i have paid or not.

I usually punt by personal recommendation but am prepared to take a risk, i have found most though not the more devious WGs that are bad have a cold attitude from the moment they open the door to me. They cant be friendly and pretend so if i see this i walk immediately. Others try to say they said they didnt do this or that and charge for this and that, its always utter bullshit as i carefully confirm services offered and price on the phone. I wont put up with this BS lying so wont stay and debate it as my vibe has already been spoilt. ALL bad WGs rely on the punter staying to punt anyway despite her lies and her bad attitude hoping he will think with his dick. If as a punter you NEVER do this but have a plan B option or think with your brain not your dick the alarm bells ringing should tell you to walk. Its saved me bad punts and money. :)

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Always bad to hear about a bad punt, you have my sympathy. I agree with Bill, name and shame this liar so at least those reading here can avoid her. I have experienced similar although a while ago fortunately. As soon as the bad attitude kicks in i am off nowadays, i have zero interest in making the most of a bad situation as it should be a good situation but isnt due to the WG lying to me, an instant erection killer. Plan B is then instigated as soon as i get out whether i have paid or not.

I usually punt by personal recommendation but am prepared to take a risk, i have found most though not the more devious WGs that are bad have a cold attitude from the moment they open the door to me. They cant be friendly and pretend so if i see this i walk immediately. Others try to say they said they didnt do this or that and charge for this and that, its always utter bullshit as i carefully confirm services offered and price on the phone. I wont put up with this BS lying so wont stay and debate it as my vibe has already been spoilt. ALL bad WGs rely on the punter staying to punt anyway despite her lies and her bad attitude hoping he will think with his dick. If as a punter you NEVER do this but have a plan B option or think with your brain not your dick the alarm bells ringing should tell you to walk. Its saved me bad punts and money. :)

I've not had a bad punt like this in years Smith and yes I've followed Bill's advise,just written a damning field report...not written a field report since that awesome meeting with Tiffany Teeside escort in 2005 :-)

I must admit I've never walked out of a bad punt..but the thing is I'd be walking out 45 minutes early leaving my £80 behind,I can't exactly ask for my money back once the punt has kicked off and I've eaten her pussy out,only to find 10 minutes in theirs no owo for me and I'm not allowed to kiss or touch her?.

Only other thing to avoid this happening with WG's I hav'nt met before is to ask them the queston of owo cim at the actual moment I hand over the money,I cling onto one end of the notes she clings onto the other end of the wonger and I ask her to repeat it back to me very slowly...."RIGHT YOUR GOING TO GIVE ME ORAL SEX WITHOUT THE CONDOM THEN LET ME CUM IN YOUR MOUTH....PLEASE REPEAT THIS BACK TO ME.....WHAT ARE YOU GOING GIVE ME???"before she repeats back the magic words to me we have a game of tug of war with the wonger lol.

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I've not had a bad punt like this in years Smith and yes I've followed Bill's advise,just written a damning field report...not written a field report since that awesome meeting with Tiffany Teeside escort in 2005 :-)

I must admit I've never walked out of a bad punt..but the thing is I'd be walking out 45 minutes early leaving my £80 behind,I can't exactly ask for my money back once the punt has kicked off and I've eaten her pussy out,only to find 10 minutes in theirs no owo for me and I'm not allowed to kiss or touch her?.

Only other thing to avoid this happening with WG's I hav'nt met before is to ask them the queston of owo cim at the actual moment I hand over the money,I cling onto one end of the notes she clings onto the other end of the wonger and I ask her to repeat it back to me very slowly...."RIGHT YOUR GOING TO GIVE ME ORAL SEX WITHOUT THE CONDOM THEN LET ME CUM IN YOUR MOUTH....PLEASE REPEAT THIS BACK TO ME.....WHAT ARE YOU GOING GIVE ME???"before she repeats back the magic words to me we have a game of tug of war with the wonger lol.

Thats what i do politely. Just before handing my money over i ask for confirmation that the services i require are definitely on offer, that is the best i can do. Usually its not a problem and whats advertised is actually offered, the devious bad WGs have said yes then after returning from stashing my cash they have said, no i cant actually do DFK or OWO as i have bad gums. This has happened a small number of times and despite asking for my money back as actually punting with such a liar is of no interest anymore, my vibe has gone and she is a harridan to me not someone i want to have sexual contact with, the usual reply has been no chance. In that scenario as i am not prepared to get violent with her i leave and chalk it down to experience, as still punting with her is a definite never i would then go to a definitely friendly plan B WG or Party. Then post naming and shaming her on here and/or by FR as i have in the past. Good to hear your doing so. :)

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I guess the only way to try and avoid this is to only book girls with really good FRs. If you have to "force" her to agree to OWO and CIM by withholding the money my vibe would have left the building too. Interesting that you had a feeling there might be a problem, you have got good radar Ace.

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. If you have to "force" her to agree to OWO and CIM by withholding the money

That sounds like the top of a very slippery slope. I would be very hesitant to proceed on that basis.

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I guess the only way to try and avoid this is to only book girls with really good FRs. If you have to "force" her to agree to OWO and CIM by withholding the money my vibe would have left the building too. Interesting that you had a feeling there might be a problem, you have got good radar Ace.

Not much good having a good radar if you dont use it though. I do use mine and if i miss out on a gem, my bad luck. :)

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That sounds like the top of a very slippery slope. I would be very hesitant to proceed on that basis.

I simply wouldnt proceed as the punt has been ruined if it gets to this stage. :)

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In the ideal world I'd have a hidden camera and then play the recorded footage back on a watchdog/rogue trader type programme,later on the program I'd confront the offending WG with camera crew behind me....chase her down the street shouting to her.........> "what about the punters that paid you money for CIM/facials???when do you intend to give these guys facials???and what about pensioner Alan Saunders??you only gave him half an erection..you never bothered to finish the other half!!"

"well this WG obviously does'nt want to talk to us,this has been Ace Ventura Punt Detective reporting for you from London,Sally over to you in the studio".

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