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Couldn't resist this one, the lady was fine when I saw her, very professaional, not quite as GFE as I would normally go for, she was 27 when I saw her in the first week of September 2001. I was having a glance through Northern Angels earlier and noticed she was back on there, here we are 8 years later: http://www.northern-angels.co.uk/victoria-north-west-escort.htm

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It also says she attended Grammar school, weren't these phased out quite a long time ago?

Mike, now we all know that WGs lie about their ages. Add the standard 5 years on to get to 40 like myself.

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Add the standard 5 years on to get to 40 like myself.

But you don't look a day over 39!

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It also says she attended Grammar school, weren't these phased out quite a long time ago?

Mike, now we all know that WGs lie about their ages. Add the standard 5 years on to get to 40 like myself.

When I saw her she was based in Bury, where there is a Grammar school, there are still a few scattered around Lancashire, my daughter went to one< (none fee paying) Now we've discussed age and I know you're genuine, one of the few, also very lovely too!

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To be fair, escorts can be listed on huge numbers of websites, and it can be easy to forget to update. Also, some directory owners are very difficult to contact even if the escort is completely on the ball.

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Couldn't resist this one, the lady was fine when I saw her, very professaional, not quite as GFE as I would normally go for, she was 27 when I saw her in the first week of September 2001. I was having a glance through Northern Angels earlier and noticed she was back on there, here we are 8 years later: http://www.northern-angels.co.uk/victoria-north-west-escort.htm

Obviously the lady employs the "First level of disbelief" principle, this is based on the "First level of incompetence" system used, mainly in America I believe, whereby an employee is promoted until incompetence is noted, the employee is then demoted one step and, in theory, he/she is at the optimal level; the "First level of disbelief" works in a similar fashion whereby the lady picks an age and if after a suitable period of time she does not note any disbelief then she subtracts 2 years from her "age" and if after a suitable period of time ............ this is repeated until she notes "disbelief, she then adds 2 years to her age and she is now at her optimal "age", she can now retain that "age" until she notes "disbelief" ..............

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It takes all sorts to make a world, here, and out there too! In my case, I really don't think I'm interested in dallying with a lady under 35 - like Elsewhere, in another thread, I look for more than the "peg in hole*"! In my case it could profit the lady to ADD the five years on! Heretical suggestion: Maybe better to just tell the truth?

*All those years ago, when I was no' but awfy wee, I asked my mother who the ladies waiting on the corner of the Bayswater Road that I could then see from my window (a block of flats now occupies the then bombed site), but who never seemed to cath their bus, were. She was slightly non-plussed, and said something vague about "it's just peg in hole stuff." Took me quite a while to discover why their bus never came!

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It also says she attended Grammar school, weren't these phased out quite a long time ago?

Mike, now we all know that WGs lie about their ages. Add the standard 5 years on to get to 40 like myself.

This makes me feel like I should put my age at 23, because clearly putting my real age of 28 isn't believeable because we apparantly all lie lol!

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Well I've toyed with either adding or subtracting the standard 5 years. First one would give guys the age they think I am before meeting, second would allow them to get to my real age.

At the moment I have a little joke that anyone who proves I'm not the age I say I am can have their money back.

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This makes me feel like I should put my age at 23, because clearly putting my real age of 28 isn't believeable because we apparantly all lie lol!

I know that some escorts don't lie about their ages however the majority I've known have done, personally age has always been a bit irrelevent to me. Actual looks, figure, personality, sensual and sexual skills have always been of more importance to me.

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This makes me feel like I should put my age at 23, because clearly putting my real age of 28 isn't believeable because we apparantly all lie lol!

Louise, you don't need to resort to hoodwinking punters to get them through the door :eek:. Besides, how would you feel if punters turned up with 18% less cash than you'd requested? Or if they wanted 18% more time than you'd agreed? Just because other girls lack integrity, it is no reason to compromise yours. Stick to your real age. Most punters would probably agree that the age range of 23 to 30 are the Golden Years for a WG. :D

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This makes me feel like I should put my age at 23, because clearly putting my real age of 28 isn't believeable because we apparantly all lie lol!

I actually did once have client get who assumed that I was subtracting 10 years from my age, and got very tetchy with me when he found out I was telling the truth!

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Louise, you don't need to resort to hoodwinking punters to get them through the door :eek:. Besides, how would you feel if punters turned up with 18% less cash than you'd requested? Or if they wanted 18% more time than you'd agreed? Just because other girls lack integrity, it is no reason to compromise yours. Stick to your real age. Most punters would probably agree that the age range of 23 to 30 are the Golden Years for a WG. :)

Looks like I got that whole 'Golden age' thing completely wrong.

Here was me thinking it referred to us mature ladies. :D

http://http://www.fenland.gov.uk/ccm/content/leisure-centres/hudson-leisure-centre/activities-for-older-people.en;jsessionid=aUAU5ao56EL_

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It also says she attended Grammar school, weren't these phased out quite a long time ago?

Mike, now we all know that WGs lie about their ages. Add the standard 5 years on to get to 40 like myself.

We still have grammar schools in Essex and Kent.

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We still have grammar schools in Essex and Kent.

Lots of them in Buckinghamshire too..

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Age ... age .. here we go again .. whats it matter .. it doesn't to me. If the ladies bothered about our ages ... none would see me .... :eek:

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I know that some escorts don't lie about their ages however the majority I've known have done, personally age has always been a bit irrelevent to me. Actual looks, figure, personality, sensual and sexual skills have always been of more importance to me.

Who gives a flying f***...who cares...an age is just a number and I don't care how old the person is I shag and don't ask...lol xox..though I did get asked during summer for id and I was shocked and stunned lol xox..

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Who gives a flying f***...who cares...an age is just a number and I don't care how old the person is I shag and don't ask...lol xox..though I did get asked during summer for id and I was shocked and stunned lol xox..

I also got asked for id ... when trying to get a ticket at OAP rates at a footie game .... :D .... the gate-man said I only looked 50 ... I gave him a big kiss .... :eek:

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Who gives a flying f***...who cares...an age is just a number and I don't care how old the person is I shag and don't ask...lol xox..though I did get asked during summer for id and I was shocked and stunned lol xox..

Okay but if Im paying for a booking of a girl who is advertised at 27 years old and she turns out to be 72 years old then Id be very disappointed.

If no one gives a "flying F**k" then why lie?

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Obviously the lady employs the "First level of disbelief" principle, this is based on the "First level of incompetence" system used, mainly in America I believe, whereby an employee is promoted until incompetence is noted, the employee is then demoted one step and, in theory, he/she is at the optimal level; the "First level of disbelief" works in a similar fashion whereby the lady picks an age and if after a suitable period of time she does not note any disbelief then she subtracts 2 years from her "age" and if after a suitable period of time ............ this is repeated until she notes "disbelief, she then adds 2 years to her age and she is now at her optimal "age", she can now retain that "age" until she notes "disbelief" ..............

How would that sit with the fellas who 'follow' a chosen lady for some time before either being able to visit, or plucking up the courage to visit. There's fellas who follow our websites for ages before visiting, one recent one to me had been watching me ever since I first started escorting two odd years ago and then seeing all the services I offered reduce until he finally plucked up the courage to see me... I was his first venture into temptation.

If such a fundamental as my age kept on changing, might I not have put him off as being a liar ? Don't you always look for the second lie once you've found the first ? Then again, to any who'd not seen before, they'd be none the wiser if the girl can get away with it. I knew no better on entering this industry so said my real age, I'm now 42, could say I was anything between 34 and 37 so people say... I don't mind so long as I like what's in the mirror, tho the lighting in Maccy D's this afternoon was none too flattering !! ..Yes I know... I was hungry and didn't like the look of the street vendors burgers and everyone was chomping something....

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I know that some escorts don't lie about their ages however the majority I've known have done, personally age has always been a bit irrelevent to me. Actual looks, figure, personality, sensual and sexual skills have always been of more importance to me.

I must be in the minority too I am 33 and say I am 33 and when I am 34 in two months I will say I am 34 :D

I don't see the point in lying about my age I loving being in my thirties :eek:

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I'm just right at 40!

And I'd like to stay that way for a couple more years...:rolleyes:

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Well I've toyed with either adding or subtracting the standard 5 years. First one would give guys the age they think I am before meeting, second would allow them to get to my real age.

At the moment I have a little joke that anyone who proves I'm not the age I say I am can have their money back.

What is this 'standard 5 years' you speak of? Do all the other working girls know about this?

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There is a standard formula that's recommended in order to estimate a WG's true age. It's something like "add on 5 years".

So when I say I'm 34 many guys will turn up expecting to meet a 40 year old. They get quite surprised as a result.

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There is a standard formula that's recommended in order to estimate a WG's true age. It's something like "add on 5 years".

So when I say I'm 34 many guys will turn up expecting to meet a 40 year old. They get quite surprised as a result.

So these guys are working on a six-year discrepancy.

And are they surprised because you're NOT 39? Or because you ARE 39? Or are you really 34, because you're saying you're 34 to us, therefore we're all taking the five year thing into account? Or should we just add 5 years to whatever you tell us?

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