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Hi guys, I am looking to book an escort in Birmingham, I'm 23 and quite shy and this would be my first time in more ways than one. Can anyone recommend any suitable escorts as I really don't want to get ripped off. Thanks.

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I am tempted to say read the FR's, but would also suggest that you see if you can find some ladies who take your fancy, and then give us a list. The guys here will help you narrow down your list.

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Hey buddy - you couldn't go far wrong by ringing up the darling Linzi at The Pump Massage in Brum, explaining your quandary - and she will definitely recommend someone who fits your bill, all requirements considered. She's the sort of manager who would be honest enough to say that there might be no-one suitable on a given day, and when to book in order to find the right girl for a fantastic time.

As it is - my latest discovery at The Pump is Aisha - just lovely and soft-hearted in the best way possible. I'd go out on a limb and actually recommend her to you, given your situation and needs.

Do come back and report on your experience(s!), either way.

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Hey buddy - you couldn't go far wrong by ringing up the darling Linzi at The Pump Massage in Brum, explaining your quandary - and she will definitely recommend someone who fits your bill, all requirements considered. She's the sort of manager who would be honest enough to say that there might be no-one suitable on a given day, and when to book in order to find the right girl for a fantastic time. As it is - my latest discovery at The Pump is Aisha - just lovely and soft-hearted in the best way possible. I'd go out on a limb and actually recommend her to you, given your situation and needs. Do come back and report on your experience(s!), either way.

and pump has a plethora of FR's for you to peruse. I endorse Omars comment that Pump is good. And will arrange an outcall if they have availability but not too far from their place in bristol street if you ask.

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Yes Omar and Coventrypunter are right, I would say, for the best advice from someone who will give great advice and has the girls to match most requests so won't just pick someone because they work there.

But you can do the homework first and see which girls' pictures on the Pump site gets your attention and look at their FRs.

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From my experience of Brummy escorts/parlours:

www.passionvip.com

Demmi: lovely, sweet, innocent, friendly out-going joyful girl, good to talk with, good in bed, loves sex with strangers, decent-good kisser, very pretty and normal-fit slim body. GFE 10/10.

Phoenix: very chatty, friendly, totally drop dead gorgeous with the sexiest athletic toned slim body ive ever had. She doesnt like kissing., average-good shag. GFE 5/10.

Other sites:

Sexy Emma: nice enough girl, but shes one of these who are doing it purely for the money, ie boring shag, puts little effort into kissing, happy to just lay there wam bam thank ya mam. Shes quite an agency hopper as ive seen her on 2 or 3 agencies websites shes now not part of, i met her from when she was on the purple site.

www.librasauna.co.uk/

Sophia: young Italian babe, imo the only beautiful stunner they got, petite slim and fit looking, no kissing, lots of sexual energy, gets very naturally wet during sex, good shag.

Independent escorts:

Scarlet Lovett: (porn star) average body, really nice personality - though quite reserved, decent/good kisser and shag.

I cant find any others, theyve all either retired or moved location.

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Hey buddy - you couldn't go far wrong by ringing up the darling Linzi at The Pump Massage in Brum, explaining your quandary - and she will definitely recommend someone who fits your bill, all requirements considered. She's the sort of manager who would be honest enough to say that there might be no-one suitable on a given day, and when to book in order to find the right girl for a fantastic time.

As it is - my latest discovery at The Pump is Aisha - just lovely and soft-hearted in the best way possible. I'd go out on a limb and actually recommend her to you, given your situation and needs.

Do come back and report on your experience(s!), either way.

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thx guys.

Omar I won't take all the credit you are easily pleased and all my girls get excited when u visit :-)

Derrida i just reiterate use the FR's system like the guys on here have suggested if in any doubt pm some of the boys off here for tips I'm sure they wouldn't mind some of the boys off here were also new to punting at some stage.

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I notice Lacy has gone off the rota - don't know how long ago but only just looked.

Resting or gone for good?

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