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I have just had a call on my whore phone (I mean my business phone) from an automated voice asking me if I will accept a reverse charge call!!!! I declined, but seriously reversing the charges to an escort?!

So boys and girls- your best taking the pee stories in relation to punters/working girls please...

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wow! If he's not prepared to pay for the cost of the phone call maybe he can't afford to be spending time with you in the first place!

I had an appalling punt on a saturday night in soho once. £40 for 3 minutes, she refused to touch me in any way, I had to put the condom on myself whilst I was still soft and after 4 thrusts I was told to 'hurry up'.

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I'm just glad to see that this thread isn't about Water Sports!

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I have just had a call on my whore phone (I mean my business phone) from an automated voice asking me if I will accept a reverse charge call!!!! I declined, but seriously reversing the charges to an escort?!

So boys and girls- your best taking the pee stories in relation to punters/working girls please...

Perhaps it was a potential customer phoning to see if you give discounts :D

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Perhaps it was a potential customer phoning to see if you give discounts :D

Drat I've been sussed :(

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Had several clients pay in £1 coins.

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Had several clients pay in £1 coins.

Oh god. I can't even imagine.

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Someone's actually screwed their piggybank and hefted 120 pound coins to be used in payment. And I thought I'd heard it all.

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Someone's actually screwed their piggybank and hefted 120 pound coins to be used in payment. And I thought I'd heard it all.

Its not a unique occurence either. I was behind a punter at a party who was also paying £120 in £1 coins. ;)

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A reg of mine told me once about a booking she had with a new client that started with a (generously time unpaid) lunch date followed by a paid two hour bedroom session. Things went well at lunch until the bill arrived whereupon the client whipped out an envelope, extracted £60 for payment (leaving a fairly obvious wodge of banknotes still inside) and in full view of the rest of the restaurant, handed the envelope with it's remaining contents over to the WG. Somewhat flustered, she put the envelope straight into her handbag without checking the contents.

Back at her place, the two hour booking commenced, with the envelope's contents remaining unchecked (I know, I know and, believe me, so does she but these things happen). About an hour into the booking, the WG thought to check the envelope to find it contained exactly £60 less than her agreed 2 hour rate !!!!! The bounder had obviously intended on the cost of the lunch coming out of her fee. When it transpired that the client had no more money on him, he was told exactly how much longer he could remain for the price he had paid and very shortly after was shown the door pretty sharpish.

The bare faced cheek of it all still staggers me today.

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Had several clients pay in £1 coins.

Yes I know <_< I remember walking into a room and finding them in little stacks of five across a bed .x :o

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Its not a unique occurence either. I was behind a punter at a party who was also paying £120 in £1 coins. ;)

Mine was only £60 thank goodness, I mean, I always used a big bag what with the condoms, butt plugs, strap on, vibrator, lube, flogger and nipple clamps etc in the hope of walking out with a wad but that nearly broke the seamsx

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I have just had a call on my whore phone (I mean my business phone) from an automated voice asking me if I will accept a reverse charge call!!!! I declined, but seriously reversing the charges to an escort?!

So boys and girls- your best taking the pee

stories in relation to punters/working girls please...

I know I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it how funny LondonLydia. We have had calls from boys asking if we can call them back as they have no credit.

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Yes I sometimes get those who say they can only text, can't get my website on their phone and have no credit so cannot call to discuss details etc. Whilst I will confirm basics via text I will then advise to call back when they do have credit............it's not my job to go chasing or making 'sales' calls!

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If a guy can't afford to top up his phone I would be very wary of him having the funds for a punt.

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I've had one pay in pound coins too! And I've had texts and emails asking if I can call them because they have no credit, however the reverse charge thing tops both of these!

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I know I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it how funny LondonLydia. We have had calls from boys asking if we can call them back as they have no credit.

I once ran out of credit halfway through a call to a new lady ( i.e first time of contact) to make a booking. Fortunately, she called me back. :)

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I'm just glad to see that this thread isn't about Water Sports!

I was disappointed that it wasn't!

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I read the title as 'Pi' for some reason, and opened it with alacrity expecting to be edified on circle radii, or somesuch.

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I once ran out of credit halfway through a call to a new lady ( i.e first time of contact) to make a booking. Fortunately, she called me back. :)

No problem, but how is the lady to know you haven't ended the call because your partner has walked in?

I've noticed that more often than not the guys who ask you to call them because they haven't got any credit, usually happen to be those who have just been texting asking for discount or a huge long list of requirements. To me it's a sign someone could be difficult............doesn't apply to everyone though. I also absolutely will not call anyone who hasn't actually already contacted me via the number either - sometimes guys will send an introductory email, to then say "Call me on my mobile". Unfortunately this has caused problems when it's someone setting their mate up, or a genuine typo has been made. Whilst I don't announce myself as such, a call from a random female asking for someone by name, doesn't go down well if they have a partner in the vicinity. Also had guys email at short notice, they've missed out a digit and thus begins a ping-pong of "can you send me a number that works".

It doesn't have to be this complicated!

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Ugh !! I can't believe what I am hearing.Paying in one pound coins.!! The weight of the coins would mean you you need a hold all to carry them in. I cannot believe anyone would have them in a trouser or coat pocket !!!!

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Ugh !! I can't believe what I am hearing.Paying in one pound coins.!! The weight of the coins would mean you you need a hold all to carry them in. I cannot believe anyone would have them in a trouser or coat pocket !!!!

My chap brought his in a Tesco carrier bag!

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I read the title as 'Pi' for some reason,

3.14159!

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Ugh !! I can't believe what I am hearing.Paying in one pound coins.!! The weight of the coins would mean you you need a hold all to carry them in. I cannot believe anyone would have them in a trouser or coat pocket !!!!

The punter i saw at a party had them in a holdall, i always punt with my punting bag so could easily have that much in coins but i wouldnt pay using them.

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My chap brought his in a Tesco carrier bag!

Obviously NO CLASS!! He could at least have used a more upmarket one like Waitrose or even M&S !

Edited by highflyer

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