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Forthcoming Retirement

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So, after goodness knows how many years of this thing we do, retirement is looming. A final week in London to mark the occasion.

Any suggestions?

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So, after goodness knows how many years of this thing we do, retirement is looming. A final week in London to mark the occasion.

Any suggestions?

Assuming a ridiculously large budget on your part, why not get a slice of everything?

A Soho walk-up on Monday,

A party on Tuesday,

A parlour in some crappy London area on Wednesday (anywhere in Zone 3 or 4 would do the trick),

A random PurplePlanet punt on Thursday,

A Bunny Lounge or HoD style clean establishment on Friday,

An ethnic based agency of your liking on the Saturday (Orientals do it for you),

and, on the Sunday, do something you've never done before (like book in for a balloon popping session with a midget lesbian from Guatemala)

Failing that, why not just see the lady you were most happy seeing. If she is still around, you may as well make your last one an enjoyable one with someone you feel comfortable with.

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So, after goodness knows how many years of this thing we do, retirement is looming. A final week in London to mark the occasion. Any suggestions?

Might not be your bag but Lady Marmalade Parties is somewhere i can personally recommend, and HOD SK at a very reasonable £120 an hour is highly rated by FRs and on here as i am sure you know, excepting a recent post by the OP of a thread regarding one WG. :)

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If I was retiring I would play safe and make a repeat visit to my favourite girl or, if i wanted to go out with a bang, repeat visits to several of my favourite girls. I wouldn't want to gamble on someone I hadn't met before (however well-reviewed/well-recommended she was) and risk ending on a bad punt.

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Thanks so far. I do fully intend to see my current favourite at the beginning and the end of the week, so playing safe in that respect.

I'm not sure I could overcome the sad fact that attending a party scares the life out of me, so I'm not sure I would enjoy it.

That still leaves 6 days to allocate (ok, to the astute, it's actually an 8 day trip, but a "week" sounded better).

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Might not be your bag but Lady Marmalade Parties is somewhere i can personally recommend, and HOD SK at a very reasonable £120 an hour is highly rated by FRs and on here as i am sure you know, excepting a recent post by the OP of a thread regarding one WG. :)

Smiths, forgive my technical ignorance but the "OP"- does that mean me? What did I say?

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Smiths, forgive my technical ignorance but the "OP"- does that mean me? What did I say?

I was referring to the Original Poster on the recent HOD SK thread. :)

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I am being put out to pasture in January, with a hot little redundancy cheque. So, I'm taking notes here.

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Just to clarify- I mean retirement from this hobby due to matters of the heart. I'm not celebrating retirement from paid employment or anything quite so dramatic.

I would still like a happy ending, so I'm hoping this thread may help gather together some hidden or not-so-hidden gems that are not already in my jotter.

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Just to clarify- I mean retirement from this hobby due to matters of the heart.

I trust this refers to "romantic" matters rather than health problems. If your ticker is at all dodgy I would rethink an eight day punt fest.

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The former, Paul. Thanks for that! ;)

Good luck with your romantic adventure. I hope all your problems turn out to be little ones! Good luck to her too for taking on a reformed punter. (I bet she has no idea.)

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Good luck with your romantic adventure. I hope all your problems turn out to be little ones! Good luck to her too for taking on a reformed punter. (I bet she has no idea.)

She has every idea. That's how we met. But thank you anyway.

Penny for your favourites...?

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I will add a couple of Indies although they arent in London but are not too far away from it. Natasha aka Miss Cupcakesx on here is fantastic as is Shanelle of St Albans both with many FRs and they have been working together recently as shown by a couple of FRs. :)

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I will add a couple of Indies although they arent in London but are not too far away from it. Natasha aka Miss Cupcakesx on here is fantastic as is Shanelle of St Albans both with many FRs and they have been working together recently as shown by a couple of FRs. :)

I'd second that - especially the "two girl"

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I'd second that - especially the "two girl"

I read your FR, what an excellent pairing. ;)

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My recommendation... go see Kitty K aka Grace at Bunnies of London, you might just give up on the idea of retiring!!!

I also second the idea of a Lady Marmalade Party, another experience you will be guaranteed to want to repeat!!

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Thanks so far. I do fully intend to see my current favourite at the beginning and the end of the week, so playing safe in that respect.

I'm not sure I could overcome the sad fact that attending a party scares the life out of me, so I'm not sure I would enjoy it.

That still leaves 6 days to allocate (ok, to the astute, it's actually an 8 day trip, but a "week" sounded better).

Out of interest care to share with us who your current favourite is ?

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Well, needs must. It's not optional. I'm settling down shortly after, and although we will both share a past in this arena, it can't continue after she gets back to UK.

I've thought about LMP at least the last four London trips but have never had the courage.

Bill, my current favourite is quite possibly my all-time favourite- drawn from what is also your favoured demographic. Will share later.

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Well, most of the days are arranged now. Several revisits and a couple of things I've never done before.

One of the suggestions that stands out from above suggestions is a party. I've visited the LMP site a few times but as I said above the idea petrifies me. It's also incredibly fascinating.

I'm scared that I will be stuck in a flat with a bouncer on the door, a handful of unfeasibly attractive girls and twice as many male porn stars all standing laughing at my physique. Memories of boarding school :(

So, it be extremely grateful for any comments that anyone might be able to provide to help push me in that direction.

Thank you very much.

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Well, most of the days are arranged now. Several revisits and a couple of things I've never done before.

One of the suggestions that stands out from above suggestions is a party. I've visited the LMP site a few times but as I said above the idea petrifies me. It's also incredibly fascinating.

I'm scared that I will be stuck in a flat with a bouncer on the door, a handful of unfeasibly attractive girls and twice as many male porn stars all standing laughing at my physique. Memories of boarding school :(

So, it be extremely grateful for any comments that anyone might be able to provide to help push me in that direction.

Thank you very much.

All sorts of punters go to parties, fat, thin, old and younger, many in there 30s-50s but others too. Really dont worry about them looking like pornstars, if you met me you would realise the truth, in my case ugly, fat bastard.

I was terrified before my first party nearing walking away from going in but did so and knew within half hour if not less that this was my bag. You wont know till you try whether its yours or not. Obviously the biggest thing for most guys is getting naked in front of other guys, i dont find it a problem and its strictly straight. There arent any heavies and its a really friendly atmosphere and vibe.

You can do what you want, watch or participate, you pay the same fee but if Em the boss is there she normally offers encouragement and if you say its your first party she will do her best to help settle you in. It is group sex, there are no 121s although you might get a 121 or more WGs dependent on how much action the other punters want at that party. So others can watch if they so wish. Overall its great fun and after about 250 at LMP i have never been to a bad party.

If you want more information on exactly how it works let me know. :)

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And thus beginneth the final week. Smiths, thanks so much for all the comprehensive information on parties. I found that worrying about it was spoiling my enjoyment of the anticipation of other bookings so decided not to do it. But I really appreciate the input.

If ever there was an arena where the phrase "going out with a bang" was particularly pertinent, this would be it.

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And thus beginneth the final week. Smiths, thanks so much for all the comprehensive information on parties. I found that worrying about it was spoiling my enjoyment of the anticipation of other bookings so decided not to do it. But I really appreciate the input. If ever there was an arena where the phrase "going out with a bang" was particularly pertinent, this would be it.

Whatever you do get up to i hope you enjoy yourself. ;)

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And there we have it. Over and out.

An amazing final week. If I was temporarily disappointed at being cancelled by Aisha, the duo with marisa and Maria, along with today's meeting with the outstanding gabby of max's, more than made up for it.

Off to heathrow tomorrow to meet the Thai flight and a new life. As this is punterNet and not punterNot, I shall take my leave.

Thanks for tolerating my presence for this short while and happy and safe punting in 2012 and beyond, everyone.

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And there we have it. Over and out.

An amazing final week. If I was temporarily disappointed at being cancelled by Aisha, the duo with marisa and Maria, along with today's meeting with the outstanding gabby of max's, more than made up for it.

Off to heathrow tomorrow to meet the Thai flight and a new life. As this is punterNet and not punterNot, I shall take my leave.

Thanks for tolerating my presence for this short while and happy and safe punting in 2012 and beyond, everyone.

Hey, good luck, hope it all works out beautifully for you (despite turning me down!)

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