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The Antihero's Annual Punting Awards!

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Greetings all! To mark my first year of punting I'm going to celebrate it by giving out a variety of awards to the best and worst service provider's I have seen over the last year! Most of these girls are from the London area and all within the £80-120 price range with a duration of 1 hour in all cases where applicable. Sadly some of the girls listed are no longer working so they will not know the joy and honour it is to receive their awards. There is going to be allot of naming and praising and naming and shaming in this thread, so mod's feel free to do with this as you wish.

The 'Sucking a golf ball through a garden hose award' for best blowjob goes to - Hot_Kristina Congratulations for having the strongest neck muscles and most determined technique in the business!

The 'Ronnie Coleman' award for strongest hands and best massage goes to - cartier4u For a blissful hour of delightful indulgence that would of broken the wrists of a champion arm wrestler.

The 'Dr Who Twilight Zone' award for the strangest punt of 2011 goes to - Yvonne Likes Sex For trying to sell me weed and ecstasy 20 minutes into an hour punt and then randomly launching into a full 5 minute speech about how she hates immigrants (despite her being one). All this while working out of a room where there were etchings on the wall obviously done with a knife or other sharp instrument saying "love is pain, pain is life" and "suffering is endless" and a bunch of other depressing phrases scattered around.

The 'Zen Jedi Ninja Award' For greatest disappearing act goes to - beautifulrose For changing from a 5 ft 8 tall 32 year old white blonde girl in her profile pictures into a small 5ft 2 brown haired South American 20 year old when seen with my own eyes.

The 'Internet Dating Award' for looking the least like their photos goes to - Hot_Raven For looking a full 15 years older and 2 stone heavier than her profile pictures.

The 'Finding a tenner in the tumble dryer award' for best surprise on a punt goes to - Daisy87 For literally jumping on me the millisecond the cash had exchanged hands in a lust fuelled kissing outburst that knocked me off my feet.

The 'Eating a Prawn Vindaloo and farting in a packed lift at work' award for overall most disastrous punt goes to - Vanessa_Sexy For complaining 15 minutes into a 1 hour punt that I hadn't cum yet, treating the penis like it is a toxic chemical spillage, having someone marching around outside the door for 15 minutes wearing a pair of heavy work boots and for generally being the most irritating person I've ever met.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for.....THE 'Golden Dogs Bollocks Award' For best punt of 2011 goes to - Mell_4u For enthusiastically offering all services required with brilliant technique, having superb manners and generally being the nicest and most awesome working girl I have met thus far. Congratulations! (Unfortunately she has now retired and the girl operating her profile is no longer her).

Overall I would say its been a mixed bag this year. I've definitely learned to do my research better and hope that this will prevent some of the more awful and strange punts from happening in the future. Cheerio!

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Greetings all! To mark my first year of punting I'm going to celebrate it by giving out a variety of awards to the best and worst service provider's I have seen over the last year! Most of these girls are from the London area and all within the £80-120 price range with a duration of 1 hour in all cases where applicable. Sadly some of the girls listed are no longer working so they will not know the joy and honour it is to receive their awards. There is going to be allot of naming and praising and naming and shaming in this thread, so mod's feel free to do with this as you wish.

The 'Sucking a golf ball through a garden hose award' for best blowjob goes to - Hot_Kristina Congratulations for having the strongest neck muscles and most determined technique in the business!

The 'Ronnie Coleman' award for strongest hands and best massage goes to - cartier4u For a blissful hour of delightful indulgence that would of broken the wrists of a champion arm wrestler.

The 'Dr Who Twilight Zone' award for the strangest punt of 2011 goes to - Yvonne Likes Sex For trying to sell me weed and ecstasy 20 minutes into an hour punt and then randomly launching into a full 5 minute speech about how she hates immigrants (despite her being one). All this while working out of a room where there were etchings on the wall obviously done with a knife or other sharp instrument saying "love is pain, pain is life" and "suffering is endless" and a bunch of other depressing phrases scattered around.

The 'Zen Jedi Ninja Award' For greatest disappearing act goes to - beautifulrose For changing from a 5 ft 8 tall 32 year old white blonde girl in her profile pictures into a small 5ft 2 brown haired South American 20 year old when seen with my own eyes.

The 'Internet Dating Award' for looking the least like their photos goes to - Hot_Raven For looking a full 15 years older and 2 stone heavier than her profile pictures.

The 'Finding a tenner in the tumble dryer award' for best surprise on a punt goes to - Daisy87 For literally jumping on me the millisecond the cash had exchanged hands in a lust fuelled kissing outburst that knocked me off my feet.

The 'Eating a Prawn Vindaloo and farting in a packed lift at work' award for overall most disastrous punt goes to - Vanessa_Sexy For complaining 15 minutes into a 1 hour punt that I hadn't cum yet, treating the penis like it is a toxic chemical spillage, having someone marching around outside the door for 15 minutes wearing a pair of heavy work boots and for generally being the most irritating person I've ever met.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for.....THE 'Golden Dogs Bollocks Award' For best punt of 2011 goes to - Mell_4u For enthusiastically offering all services required with brilliant technique, having superb manners and generally being the nicest and most awesome working girl I have met thus far. Congratulations! (Unfortunately she has now retired and the girl operating her profile is no longer her).

Overall I would say its been a mixed bag this year. I've definitely learned to do my research better and hope that this will prevent some of the more awful and strange punts from happening in the future. Cheerio!

Brilliant stuff !! :D

Hope you dont mind me making my nominations:

The 'Sucking a golf ball through a garden hose award' for best blowjob goes to - Andrea of 007escorts

The 'Ronnie Coleman' award for strongest hands and best massage goes to - Andrea as above

The 'Dr Who Twilight Zone' award for the strangest punt of 2011 goes to - August of asiansupermodel

The 'Zen Jedi Ninja Award' For greatest disappearing act goes to - Ayumi of asiangallery (bait n switch)

The 'Internet Dating Award' for looking the least like their photos goes to - Zarisa of zarisa-london-escort

The 'Finding a tenner in the tumble dryer award' for best surprise on a punt goes to - Maria of 007escorts

The 'Eating a Prawn Vindaloo and farting in a packed lift at work' award for overall most disastrous punt goes to - Adella of adella4u

And now the moment you've all been waiting for.....THE 'Golden Dogs Bollocks Award' For best punt of 2011 goes to - Maria of 007escorts (easy winner)

Further categories I'd like to add, for 2011:

Best DFK - Maria of 007

Best, biggest natural boobs - Michelle of asianselection

Best breast relief - Mata of 007

Best ass - Maria of 007

Best pussy muscle control - Lavina of olina

Most intimidating (in a good way) - Tanya of olina

Most beautiful - Tanya as above

Best doggie style - Champagne of asianselection

Greatest living embodiment of the adage 'Great beauty does not = great punt' - Sexy of asiansupermodel

Lifetime Achievement award - Aisha - aishainvasian

Honorable mentions for past masters no longer with us and/or consistently reliable great SPs are:

Champagne of 007

Lily of 007

Shakira of asianselection

Mata of 007

May of hornchurch flats

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Firstly I must apologise for taking the thread on a slight tangent – the categories above don't quite fit my experiences, and the awards in my case are career-wide rather than in the last 12 or even 18 months.

Secondly, I could quite happily and honestly award a former A1 star almost every category because she is returning to me shortly and will hopefully become Asgards future daughter in law. But that wouldnt make very interesting reading to anybody else and I certainly won't name her.

Thirdly, I'm not going to do many, if any raspberry type awards because it is not in my nature.

That aside:

Best GFE – Crystal / Alice of ASM and 007

Biggest anticipation – has to be forthcoming booking with Aisha

Best body – Tik of OG (too dark by thai cultural standards, but perfect by mine)

Most frightening experience – passing out in the company of a Polish girl called Ellie, because the bath was too hot. She was fantastically caring though

Most elusive (success)– the stunning spanish Carmen of Allure – five or six attempts to secure a booking but absolutely worth it in the end

Most elusive (fail) – Hannah, formerly of Maxes

Most outrageous – calm by standards of many here, but Cherry of OG standing stark naked at my window, waving to people outside

Most fun – shared by Marisa and August

Best find – jumping on a train all the way to Hitchin (now Luton) to see Mimi – a chinese lady in her late 40s but I would defy anyone without that knowledge to state any more than mid 30s. Utterly fantastic

Best agency – OG – by many accounts, Tony genuinely took care of the girls, despite having been seemingly derided under his real name in the media

Best escort never seen – only discovering Annabel of Tipping the Velvet after it was too late to see her (she's not retiring – I am). If circumstances surrounding retirement were not so compelling, a stronger reason not to retire I cannot imagine

Best breasts – Chantel – dark haired Eastern European independent near Marble Arch

Best initial greeting – shared by Marisa and Mimi

Most cringeworthy moment – having to stand behind a dressing frame in the living room while Yuki let the next man into the bedroom, then be quietly sneaked out the front door

Best bedroom noises - Asahi of asianselection

Best hair – Cho-Ko of OG – anyone else who remembers her knows what I mean

Biggest frustration – walking up and down Porchester Road calling OG umpteen times trying to secure a booking with Cho-Ko only to discover later that that was the very day of the closure

Best accent – Eva Jolie, who is also incredibly pretty

Most beautiful – Hannah of OG circa 2007.

All-time best / favourite / lifetime achievement award – Marisa aka Love.

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