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Are you nosey? (I used to be)

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Picture the scene...

You have arrived at your chosen punt location, have been welcomed and shown to the room where the deed will take place,

Money has changed hands, then you are left alone to get undressed, and get 'comfortable'

Now this is the thing, and be honest.

Have you ever rooted in a drawer or under the bed ?

Let me be clear I am not a theif, but I have done this, I don't know why,

or what I'm expecting to find, nether the less I am guilty.

Perhaps you're hopeing to find a dildo the lady uses,(maybe have a smell :mad:) worn panties...

I don't know!

This really happened to me.

Once when I was being nosey, and sneeked a quick look under the bed,I made a very sinister discovery:-

My Fekin heart stopped, and I nearly Shat myself ::rolleyes:

I found an 'Arm!'

For those first few second my heart went ten to the dozen, then I realised it was a false one, off a manaquin.

But why was it there?

Was it on purpose because ladies know this happens?

Suffice to say, I am nosey no longer.

Any similar tales? :(

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No l go up the stairs after i have asked what i would like and money is exchanged i take my clothes off and then we get down to it.That is quite a unusual find

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Once when I was being nosey, and sneeked a quick look under the bed,I made a very sinister discovery:-

My Fekin heart stopped, and I nearly Shat myself ::rolleyes:

I found an 'Arm!'

For those first few second my heart went ten to the dozen, then I realised it was a false one, off a manaquin.

But why was it there?

It is used by the lady when you are rutting, she retrieves it and places it on your torso so that she can use 2 hands for texting and you are none the wiser.

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It is used by the lady when you are rutting, she retrieves it and places it on your torso so that she can use 2 hands for texting and you are none the wiser.

PMSL...

xxx

i work here but i still look...ya never know lol

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Slightly off centre but...

During my period in the police we raided a house at dawn. Quite unremarkable in itself but we went into the bedroom of one young lady and illuminated her face with a maglite, we then heard a buzzing sound and turned the spotlight to the bed side table to see a buzzing and still glistening vibrator. Spotlight went to vibrator to woman to vibrator to woman with not a word spoken by her or us.

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Slightly off centre but...

During my period in the police we raided a house at dawn. Quite unremarkable in itself but we went into the bedroom of one young lady and illuminated her face with a maglite, we then heard a buzzing sound and turned the spotlight to the bed side table to see a buzzing and still glistening vibrator. Spotlight went to vibrator to woman to vibrator to woman with not a word spoken by her or us.

A friend of mine who's a copper told me that whenever they raid a house they have a sweep with the winner being the first one to find a vibrator.

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I found an 'Arm!'

For those first few second my heart went ten to the dozen, then I realised it was a false one, off a manaquin.

But why was it there?

Was it on purpose because ladies know this happens?

(Extract from quote)

May be a fisting dildo..............

google fisting dildo and look in shopping

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Slightly off centre but...

During my period in the police we raided a house at dawn. Quite unremarkable in itself but we went into the bedroom of one young lady and illuminated her face with a maglite, we then heard a buzzing sound and turned the spotlight to the bed side table to see a buzzing and still glistening vibrator. Spotlight went to vibrator to woman to vibrator to woman with not a word spoken by her or us.

May be off centre but that is one hell of a funny story...you don't see that on The Bill

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Slightly off centre but...

During my period in the police we raided a house at dawn. Quite unremarkable in itself but we went into the bedroom of one young lady and illuminated her face with a maglite, we then heard a buzzing sound and turned the spotlight to the bed side table to see a buzzing and still glistening vibrator. Spotlight went to vibrator to woman to vibrator to woman with not a word spoken by her or us.

But surely someone must have sniggered!lol. Thats so funny.x

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Sometimes I have a peek around in the room in a parlour to see if its been bugged, I blame a thread on this forum for that!

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Me too. I've be known to look into cupboards and behind mirrors in case there might be a hidden camera. I might not get so paranoid if the lady didn't take so long to return to the room after the paperwork sometimes.:rolleyes:

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And why would a lady want to film you?

If I found a guy rummaging through my things I'd either ask him to leave or certainly be on my guard for the whole appointment.

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How rude, putting yer hand in a lady's drawers with out permission!! :rolleyes::mad:

Joking aside if someone was rooting through my stuff and I caught them they would be feeling my heel up their arse and out the door.

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Strawberry & Olivia we are not talking an indie here, we're talking a parlour, to be precise, the anonymous bedroom where the action takes place. There is never anything belonging to anyone in these rooms, and I wouldn't have worried about being filmed by a girl, but by being blackmailed by some unscrupulous maid or another punter.:rolleyes:

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Strawberry & Olivia we are not talking an indie here, we're talking a parlour, to be precise, the anonymous bedroom where the action takes place. There is never anything belonging to anyone in these rooms, and I wouldn't have worried about being filmed by a girl, but by being blackmailed by some unscrupulous maid or another punter.:mad:

Not true, I also work @ HOD once a week and we do put our stuff in the side tables etc. I won't in future. Actually now I come to think of it one lady, did get cash stolen by a skanky punter a while back when she left it in room. Good manners says, if it isn't your house, you should not be rooting. And if you suspect underhand tactics wtf are you even doing going there??? That is madness! :rolleyes:

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Only stuff I've ever found was a dildo, and some used (yuk) wipes. As for your question, well, we punters have a lot to worry about, I don't take anything for granted. Maybe I would relax if I went to HOD.

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Only stuff I've ever found was a dildo, and some used (yuk) wipes. As for your question, well, we punters have a lot to worry about, I don't take anything for granted. Maybe I would relax if I went to HOD.

Well if you got stuff to worry about I'd think about changing where you frequent. Us girls have a lot to worry about too, its a 2 way street, we have caught punters trying to take pics of us covertly too. That is really shitty, some of us have other lives which could be ruined by such underhand behavior.

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Go through someone elses posessions? No way :eek:

I know how I'd feel if an escort visited me and and went through my stuff.

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Why would a WG bother blackmailing a client?The way we make decent money is by having repeat, steady clientele. Hardly going to risk either our safety, or criminal proceedings to take/use photos of you.

By the way how would a girl blackmail you?Do you give them your full name and address at the door?

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At first glance I thought I read "are you noisy"?!

Well, no on both counts.

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Why would a WG bother blackmailing a client?The way we make decent money is by having repeat, steady clientele. Hardly going to risk either our safety, or criminal proceedings to take/use photos of you.

By the way how would a girl blackmail you?Do you give them your full name and address at the door?

If you read my post, I said I wasn't worried about a working girl, but maybe the maid or another punter.

You could be followed. I wouldn't entirely write this off to some unscrupulous person.

With respect to you and Olivia, neither of you work down in London, it's not as friendly as it might be where you are.

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If you read my post, I said I wasn't worried about a working girl, but maybe the maid or another punter.

You could be followed. I wouldn't entirely write this off to some unscrupulous person.

With respect to you and Olivia, neither of you work down in London, it's not as friendly as it might be where you are.

I have worked and do work in London... not in dives though granted.

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I've never caught a punter going thru my stuff, but I have found my private stuff either used or stolen. A black bra on the clothes horse drying was nicked (was upstairs, he saw it when he used the loo), I didn't spot it gone till later in the day and only one client had been up to use the loo.

Another time I went to the loo myself after a client and smelt toothpaste ?! I hadn't cleaned my teeth in a while preferring mouthwash during the day after meals... So I felt my toothbrush and low and behold it was wet, having recently been used... Thanks !! Binned that !!!

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I wouldn't dream of exploring a lady's drawers -except for the pair that she is wearing. But I do always read the titles of any books on a WG's shelves, just as I do in anyone's house or flat.... am always curious what somoene reads.

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Found several items on various occasions- including used knickers, used condom, a role-play outfit & used needles. All were just thrown under the bed. BTW all at different parlours.

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