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Ever Given Oral Sex To Someone With Smelly Private Parts?

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Ever given oral sex to someone with smelly private parts?

The first girl I ever gave oral sex too, was to a girl at uni, who was my fuck buddy. (Non-WG.). I only use to do it because she loved it and begged me to do it. She really stunk down there lol, a mixture of a smell of piss and BO... I never had the heart to tell her and the smell was consistantly bad...

I've only ever given oral sex to one other girl. She was another girl from uni (Non-WG.). I wanted to pleasure this girl because she just swallowed my load lol. She loved it and she didnt smell down there one bit...

So my question is:

For guys: How often do you give oral sex and how often do you find your partner has smelly private parts?

For girls: How often do you give oral sex and how often do you find your punter has smelly private parts?

I always clean myself down there properly now, specially after my bad experience with my fuck buddy at uni... :(

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Ever given oral sex to someone with smelly private parts? The first girl I ever gave oral sex too, was to a girl at uni, who was my fuck buddy. (Non-WG.). I only use to do it because she loved it and begged me to do it. She really stunk down there lol, a mixture of a smell of piss and BO... I never had the heart to tell her and the smell was consistantly bad... I've only ever given oral sex to one other girl. She was another girl from uni (Non-WG.). I wanted to pleasure this girl because she just swallowed my load lol. She loved it and she didnt smell down there one bit... So my question is: For guys: How often do you give oral sex and how often do you find your partner has smelly private parts? For girls: How often do you give oral sex and how often do you find your punter has smelly private parts? I always clean myself down there properly now, specially after my bad experience with my fuck buddy at uni... :(

The last woman i met who stank was a WG a couple of years ago who i had punted with as a regular but i turned up one day to find an horrific stench which was her fishy fanny. It might of been BV but i wasnt hanging about to find out, i made a swift exit. This was very much the exception rather than the rule though thankfully.

Apart from that in the last 5 years at least all WGs i have punted with have smelt great and hygiene has improved since my early punting and non punting years in the 80s when i used to do the sniff test and used to smell fish more often.

I certainly wouldnt do RO or indeed any kind of sexual activity with a woman who smelt, it would be an instant passion killer. There is absolutely no excuse to smell bad in my opinion.

Edited by smiths

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I only give WGs oral, I say WGs because Mrs matrix dosent allow it and I have no fuck buddies, I dont give oral to all of them but when I do, I just go by my instincts and make sure my nose checks it out before my mouth does its work. Also, the WGs appearance, the state of her boudoir, are also important to me and trust me you would know a WG who takes care of her hygiene. Its not rocket science.

I have never encountered a WG with poor hygiene which includes smelly parts.

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Execute a sharp left turn onto the thighway and head Northbound at full speed!

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Ever given oral sex to someone with smelly private parts?

I've only ever given oral sex to one other girl. She was another girl from uni (Non-WG.). I wanted to pleasure this girl because she just swallowed my load lol. She loved it and she didnt smell down there one bit...

So my question is:

For guys: How often do you give oral sex and how often do you find your partner has smelly private parts?

My first experience of oral sex [many moons ago] put me off RO for about 15 years [due to the taste/smell]. I have tried RO with several partners since and girlfriends but never really enjoyed it until I started seeing escorts about 16 months ago. Now I cannot imaging a punt without RO / 69 as I truly love the act [together with a rimming[ !tho cleanliness is essential!

TBH, I would be quite happy with DFK & 69 on a punt as to me that is far more pleasureable than penetration [though I still like it a lot, but oral work is far more intimate because its generally without the condom !]

I have punted with many WGs and have had a few 'smelly' experiences to date, but 'on the whole' most taste and smell sweet. :P

More recently I have had a run of smelly girls from the other site and although it left a bad taste in my mouth, I returned to a busy parlor recently and had a fab RO/69 session with a lovely tasting regular so my faith is now restored.

There is no excuse for smelly privates, and we all have a duty to present ourselves in a clean and edible manner !

As the saying goes ' The cleaner you are, the dirtier you get' :)

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I ALWAYS give her oral, unless she smells/looks very bad. Its something i really enjoy doing.

Of probably around 30 women ive given oral to, only 1 has smelt that bad i couldnt even place my face 12 inches away from it.

Also the pubes, omfg i hate women with a small or large bush of pubes, nasty nasty nasty, i wont even shag her.

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Lucky for me that the guys I see are nice and clean down there. I think over the time of my escorting I have only ever come across one or two smellies but I could tell that before we got down to business so a polite shall we shower sorted that out.

Shelly

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Lucky for me that the guys I see are nice and clean down there. I think over the time of my escorting I have only ever come across one or two smellies but I could tell that before we got down to business so a polite shall we shower sorted that out.

Shelly

How a man can visit an escort stinking like skunk is beyond me! Don't they get the whiff coming from their bodies?

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How a man can visit an escort stinking like skunk is beyond me! Don't they get the whiff coming from their bodies?

On a side note:

I do with alot of customers at work. Some of them have BO problems, they probably dont realise it tbh...

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How a man can visit an escort stinking like skunk is beyond me! Don't they get the whiff coming from their bodies?

You would be shocked! Had one guy who we cant use the room after so we told him we had changed our rules and all clients had to shower first. He hid in the bathroom for about 2 minutes, wet a towel under a tap to make it look like he had showered and didnt even turn the shower on...came out fully dressed with dry hair claiming he had a shower...dirty fecker!!

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You would be shocked! Had one guy who we cant use the room after so we told him we had changed our rules and all clients had to shower first. He hid in the bathroom for about 2 minutes, wet a towel under a tap to make it look like he had showered and didnt even turn the shower on...came out fully dressed with dry hair claiming he had a shower...dirty fecker!!

That's awful! Unless his hair was rank too that can't be used against him as I keep mine dry otherwise I'd be having to fake a swim when I got home! Lol

I know full well when I'm getting a bit sweaty and regardless of what a lady thought of me I'd be so self conscious it would spoil a punt.

We're all different but how can anyone expect intimacy if they're not clean?

DG

Edited by Diamond Geezer

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Just once many years ago. Went down on a WG and came back up again a few seconds later. Whiffo!

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You would be shocked! Had one guy who we cant use the room after so we told him we had changed our rules and all clients had to shower first. He hid in the bathroom for about 2 minutes, wet a towel under a tap to make it look like he had showered and didnt even turn the shower on...came out fully dressed with dry hair claiming he had a shower...dirty fecker!!

It is clients like this who make me leave my flat and not return for weeks.

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Before I see a client I will arrive at my flat, stick the kettle on, and give myself a full pedicure before having a shower. If i have to wait for him to arrive I get extremely nervous, and usually end up visiting the loo and washing myself down 'there' more than once before he arrives. I could not bear to think of smelling and spoiling the punt for that reason. It's just not good enough not to be meticulously clean everywhere when you do this for a living.

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You would be shocked! Had one guy who we cant use the room after so we told him we had changed our rules and all clients had to shower first. He hid in the bathroom for about 2 minutes, wet a towel under a tap to make it look like he had showered and didnt even turn the shower on...came out fully dressed with dry hair claiming he had a shower...dirty fecker!!

I trust this slime ball is now banned from your establishment.

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Just reading the title of this thread is enough to make me pinch my nose!

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You would be shocked! Had one guy who we cant use the room after so we told him we had changed our rules and all clients had to shower first. He hid in the bathroom for about 2 minutes, wet a towel under a tap to make it look like he had showered and didnt even turn the shower on...came out fully dressed with dry hair claiming he had a shower...dirty fecker!!

This is why I have the utmost respect and admiration for WGs coz this is one of the reasons why if I was a woman, I would never do this job.

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BV, or fishy fanny syndrome, most often results from overcleaning the area. Washing ladies' bits too often can fuck up the natural flora and fauna.

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A clean fresh vagina is essential if you are going to sell sex. They would know if all is not well downstairs, in which case they shouldn't be working. It's a bit difficult to walk once you have paid the money. A filthy Punter should not be entertained, given short thrift and sent packing. A minority it would appear.

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I would only punt where there is a shower available. For convenience reasons, my best time of day to punt is either on my lunch break or on the way home from 'a late night at the office'. I'm aware that I've been working all day (and there's no shower at work), so I'm amazed on the odd occasions that I have to ask for a shower. Some WGs seem to not be bothered that I haven't, as far as they know.

Edited by BobThatcher

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i once massaged a hooker she was on her front and as I moved down to her pants and massaged her ass I asked if I could remove her pants, this girl was a hot Russian girl..BUT OMG!!!! once I removed the pants there was wet pussy juice and her fanny stunk so so so so so bad!! what the hell causes this? Anyway put me off hookers for a while. Is it cause she was infected with something? its not right becuase other girls had no smells. This was pungent and she was a pretty celan looking girl

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Not sure that this is appropriate as does not refer to a WG - but I had a lengthy liaison with a lovely redheaded girlfriend, unfortunately started looking like a young Lynn Redgrave - ended up more akin to an ageing Beryl Reid !

Anyway, her nether regions whilst not rank, were somewhat less than tolerable, and my approach was to take a washcloth and gently suggest that perhaps a little attention might be best for both of us. She actually responded to the stimulation involved and I must have got something right, because the oral and the subsequent sex were most satisfying.

Not sure whether this is germaine to the thread but as I say, worked for me and led to a lovely session.

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As my favourite refrain goes - you can rub it, you can scrub it, you can wash it like hell but you'll never get rid of that codfish smell - it's the only thing this side of hell that draws juice from the nuts without cracking the shell.........

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Ok I only give massage but the odd niffy willy passes my palms - quite happy to breathe thru my mouth for a while, and there's a few strokes that I do that will for sure have the fellas fully facing the niff in the air as I spread it all over him.... palm to his face :) or as near as I damnit.

As an aside, I provide wet wipes for a pre massage willy wipe and am quite amused at the frequency I hear the package opened without my asking while the fella looes before stripping... For me massaging a freshly wet body doesn't make for smooth skin to play with - I judder over the sticky not fully towelled bits... not what I mean to do.

Edited by Lilly B

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This is going to sound bloody awful, but.. and to my shame I have done it. That is - cleaned a willy with my G&T before blowing him for the sake of a qiet life. It was when I was an outcall girl many moons ago :(

I am ashamed to say I swallowed the G&T after I had rattled it aound my gob because to spit it out would have looked weird............

Slap me down like the bitch I am now :)

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