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Blowjobs - Uk Escorts

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call this funny/strange, but it's an observation. i used to live in the UK, and i don't think i ever got a good BJ from an escort. however, when travelling overseas, i found the standards improved lol.. i recently visited a parlour in Brazil and Guyana and the technique had me moaning loudly lmao..

is it just coincidence? lol..

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yep...coincidence

I've had phenomenal BJs from escorts in the UK..........really....................P H E N O M E N A L !!!

(but now I think of it i live in London and the best BJs were always from foreign girls ?..............coincidence ?)

but that my preference anyhow and Im sure youll get plenty of posters telling you that nationality is irrelevant - no need to start another thread of that type

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loads of SUPERB blowies in the UK - loads....

you're not getting the right girls bethom or your not telling the lasses how you like - even WGs who do it for a living are not mind readers!

IMO it's just been a coincidence that overseas chicks are doing it better - quite often being on holidays automatically adds rose tinted glasses - we've all bought a bottle of that lovely Greek wine home only to find.......

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I am amazed - surely every escort on the purple site is renowned for giving the best blow jobs ever - or so their profiles always seem to say!

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have to admit, never received a great one either :( seek and ye shall find ? feel the force Luke ? :D

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We've all got the 'moves like Jagger' too

:)

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My best blowjob was from a street crawler (Or whatever they are called) She went mad and even started doing deepthroat. Only £10 :-O. Was my first ever punt too...

Come to think of it, alot of the blowjobs have been really, really bad. Surley you would pick it up after watching a few pornstars like Tory Lane or Annette Shwarz or Amber Rayne?

Have you got 'yellow willy syndrome' ?

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Oooh now this is where all us UK girls are going wrong! We don't do it like porn stars!

Silly me, I must get watching some porn to teach myself how to do it properly!

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Had some cracking BJs for home grown ladies. Linzi D and Felicity Fun of MK spring to mind immediately. Just a pity that Linzi D has retired. Shanelle of St Albans is pretty damn good too.

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My best BJ's have been from older escorts. I think it takes time and experience to learn, just like RO and plenty of other things too.

Incidentally the best have been from British ladies in the UK.

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My best BJ's have been from older escorts. I think it takes time and experience to learn, just like RO and plenty of other things too.

Incidentally the best have been from British ladies in the UK.

Something to be said for that although my current BJ favourite is a mature Slovenian lady who's been UK based for a very long time. Doesn't stop me searching for other experts though.

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I'm told that the best BJs are from another male, as they understand what it is like...

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We've all got the 'moves like Jagger' too

:)

Oooooo! I may have to down load this. :D

As someone has already said, we're not mind readers. We all have different techniques. I love performing oral, if you're not happy with how I perform a bj, then all you have to do is tell me what you like. ;)

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Had some cracking BJs for home grown ladies. Linzi D and Felicity Fun of MK spring to mind immediately. Just a pity that Linzi D has retired. Shanelle of St Albans is pretty damn good too.

I second Linzi and Shanelle.

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call this funny/strange, but it's an observation. i used to live in the UK, and i don't think i ever got a good BJ from an escort. however, when travelling overseas, i found the standards improved lol.. i recently visited a parlour in Brazil and Guyana and the technique had me moaning loudly lmao..

is it just coincidence? lol..

I have had great BJs here from WGs of numerous nationalities, as ever it depends on the individual WG in my experience.

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Have you got 'yellow willy syndrome' ?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(think I'm terminal)

Edited by BillGoldberg

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As someone has already said, we're not mind readers. We all have different techniques. I love performing oral, if you're not happy with how I perform a bj, then all you have to do is tell me what you like. ;)

This is something I don't get. You make it sound so easy to say "you're doing it wrong!”

In the middle of a BJ, no doubt the girl is giving her tried and tested moves, I would feel really awkward to then tell that girl (who is clearly in the vulnerable position), "that's no good love you have to do it like this..." then having to go a find the nearest phallic shaped object. I am surprised how poor some girl’s techniques are to be honest, considering that this is something they do professionally. An example of this was one time when a girl was working the scrotal region, I was moaning in ecstasy and then she moves on to shaft and I have to say "no go back to the balls!" I think if you are doing something that the client clearly enjoys, keep doing it!

To answer the original question, the best I have received are from Non-English WG. However, I have not seen many English WG's so it's not representative! With porn to the rescue I would love to receive a Sunrise Adam’s type BJ, she always makes guys make the weirdest noises!

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Well if you don't say anything you won't get what you want! there is a way of being polite about it and a professional girl won't get offended, she would rather be told. Of course there is a nice way of doing it!

if you go to a restaurant and your steak is undercooked it's easy to say to the waitress 'Excuse me, could you ask the chef to cook this a little more for me please?' as opposed to 'Oi bitch, this steak is shit, I want another one and it taken off the bill!' Rather than going home and moaning on puntercook that the restaurant was awful and the poor chef reads it and thinks, but I wanted to make you happy, why didn't you tell anyone!

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I don't think I would even be able to explain how it can be done well (or better), but I definitely knew it when I received it! It was the one redeeming feature of a punt I had that I almost didn't go through with due to poor arrangements and dreadful communications from the lady in question and the poor state of the place itself. But the BJ was amazing. I am afraid the word "sloppy" has to be used (but in a good way). Together with the tongue movement with full deep throat made it unforgettable.

And to honour the subject of the thread, she was English.

Mark

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Well if you don't say anything you won't get what you want! there is a way of being polite about it and a professional girl won't get offended, she would rather be told. Of course there is a nice way of doing it!

if you go to a restaurant and your steak is undercooked it's easy to say to the waitress 'Excuse me, could you ask the chef to cook this a little more for me please?' as opposed to 'Oi bitch, this steak is shit, I want another one and it taken off the bill!' Rather than going home and moaning on puntercook that the restaurant was awful and the poor chef reads it and thinks, but I wanted to make you happy, why didn't you tell anyone!

Your steak may come back with a spit shine! In all seriousness though, commenting on someone’s cooking and commenting on someone's sexual technique are two very different things! Sure some girls may take it ok but others won't regardless of how nicely you put it. It will affect the rest of the punt (which may have been great otherwise).

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Your steak may come back with a spit shine! In all seriousness though, commenting on someone’s cooking and commenting on someone's sexual technique are two very different things! Sure some girls may take it ok but others won't regardless of how nicely you put it. It will affect the rest of the punt (which may have been great otherwise).

Nope I don't agree. A good WG would rather you told her.

We know men all like different things so being asked to go slower, fast, firmer, softer, more sloppy etc etc is not an insult but very useful! trust me!

if a girl takes offence she is in the wrong job!

Come on girls, help me out here!

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This is something I don't get. You make it sound so easy to say "you're doing it wrong!”

In the middle of a BJ, no doubt the girl is giving her tried and tested moves, I would feel really awkward to then tell that girl (who is clearly in the vulnerable position), "that's no good love you have to do it like this..." then having to go a find the nearest phallic shaped object. I am surprised how poor some girl’s techniques are to be honest, considering that this is something they do professionally. An example of this was one time when a girl was working the scrotal region, I was moaning in ecstasy and then she moves on to shaft and I have to say "no go back to the balls!" I think if you are doing something that the client clearly enjoys, keep doing it!

To answer the original question, the best I have received are from Non-English WG. However, I have not seen many English WG's so it's not representative! With porn to the rescue I would love to receive a Sunrise Adam’s type BJ, she always makes guys make the weirdest noises!

I always tell a WG who isnt sucking or wanking my cock in the way i like it so so she then knows how i do like it. I certainly dont feel in the slightest bit awkward in communicating this to her, i dont expect her to know exactly how i like things. Apart from it meaning i enjoy it more by telling her it means she isnt stuck wanking my cock for 20 minutes wearing her wrist out for example.

As has often been mentioned on here clear and concise communication is essential, it certainly leads to better punts in my experience.

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Oooooo! I may have to down load this. :D As someone has already said, we're not mind readers. We all have different techniques. I love performing oral, if you're not happy with how I perform a bj, then all you have to do is tell me what you like. ;)

And i always do. No point in my opinion wasting each others time by not being clear how you like a BJ.

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I agree with Lydia and Smiths on this one. I would always prefer to be told (in a nice way of course). I have heard many girls out there (and I'm not talking about WG's), who have never experienced an orgasm because they haven't told the guy how they like it. It works both ways. :)

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I know what Kazmish is saying, it was quite difficult to tell a lass mid way through the first time - but when you do tell them and they "get what it is you're after" every one's a winner.

as Dexi says above, it works both ways - i always ask a civvie partner how they like their RO.

i don't usually bother asking a WG as I don't actually think many WGs want us fellas to do it right as they don't actually want "real" orgasms when on the job so to speak (an ex WG girlfriend told me this - girls out there, please correct me if this is not the case).

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