Wanky the Magic Seahorse

New to the game but so far haven't enjoyed myself

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I decided to give it a go 2 months ago, so I took myself over to a parlour. I'm 19, and although not a virgin, my only experiences amount to a couple of drunken fumbles at parties. So I drove over to the place, parked outside and got out of my car. It was pouring down with rain and I was very nervous, so it was a relief when the lady opened the door and asked me in. Whilst waiting, I was very, ahem, excited, as I was when the lady entered the room and asked me to take my clothes off. The massage was a bit underhwhelming, but that didn't bother me. When we finally got around to sex, for some reason it wasn't all that great, and what's worse, it that I didn't cum. She was very nice about it, but I was a touch disappointed all the same.I tried a second time last week, and again, I didn't cum.

Any ideas why this would be? Nerves perhaps? I really want to go again (because I LOVE the adrenaline rush I get on the drive there), but I'm afraid of wasting my money.

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I'm a HELL of alot old then you mate,and I'm sure you will get some good advice further down the list of posts,but I've had that problem abit too.Its just a case of nerves and lack of aclimatisation etc.

Give it time,don't rush,viz don't try and do it every week etc and it will come,er pun intended.Anyway,good luck !

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Wanky The Magic Seahorse? Is this the most unusual punting nickname on Punternet so far?

Punter on phone: "Hello, can I make an appointment please?"

Receptionist: "Yes, what is the name?"

Punter on phone: "Wanky The Magic Seahorse.."

Receptionist: "You what?"

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Your problem is that it is not sea horse that you need to punt, but, semen.

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Your problem is that it is not sea horse that you need to punt, but, semen.

Reminded my of a photo I saw recently.

An unfortunate name for a ship full of seamen Click Here

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Any ideas why this would be? Nerves perhaps? I really want to go again (because I LOVE the adrenaline rush I get on the drive there), but I'm afraid of wasting my money.

Stop going round to your aunties, Wanky, try someone else.

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I lost my virginity at your age, but had exactly the same problem with my first g/f; it's all in the mind - do you find yourself giving a running mental commentary on what is happening, for example?

You need to learn to "let go" and focus on your own enjoyment - be a bit selfish in other words.

Hope this helps.

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maybe you just dont cum easily, neither do i. i dont think its a mental thing, as such, just the way it is. took a while to learn how to trigger it, still can take 30 minutes to get there. i kind of envy the blokes who can cum in 30 seconds, i couldnt do it if my life depended on it!

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If you are inexperienced sexually I can imagine that the "production line" parlour experience could be a bit daunting, and won't allow you the time to find out what really presses your buttons; maybe you should go for a 1hr or longer booking with an indie? If you tell us where you are based you can get a recommendation for someone who will fit the bill.

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Stop going round to your aunties, Wanky, try someone else.

You owe me a new screen!! :eek:

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maybe you just dont cum easily, neither do i. i dont think its a mental thing, as such, just the way it is. took a while to learn how to trigger it, still can take 30 minutes to get there. i kind of envy the blokes who can cum in 30 seconds, i couldnt do it if my life depended on it!

Yeh right, I beleive you, everyone dreams of being able to come in 30 seconds.

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I decided to give it a go 2 months ago, so I took myself over to a parlour. I'm 19, and although not a virgin, my only experiences amount to a couple of drunken fumbles at parties. So I drove over to the place, parked outside and got out of my car. It was pouring down with rain and I was very nervous, so it was a relief when the lady opened the door and asked me in. Whilst waiting, I was very, ahem, excited, as I was when the lady entered the room and asked me to take my clothes off. The massage was a bit underhwhelming, but that didn't bother me. When we finally got around to sex, for some reason it wasn't all that great, and what's worse, it that I didn't cum. She was very nice about it, but I was a touch disappointed all the same.I tried a second time last week, and again, I didn't cum.

Any ideas why this would be? Nerves perhaps? I really want to go again (because I LOVE the adrenaline rush I get on the drive there), but I'm afraid of wasting my money.

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.....

if you cant cum when having sex with a woman then your obviously having sex with the wrong gender!!!!!!

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Have you thought about seeing someone who isn't at a parlour?

Have you just gone for 30min appointments?

Maybe seeing someone for an hour for a GFE where you can have a chat/drink and take your time more (if you really do thing it's your nerves?)

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maybe you just dont cum easily, neither do i. i dont think its a mental thing, as such, just the way it is. took a while to learn how to trigger it, still can take 30 minutes to get there. i kind of envy the blokes who can cum in 30 seconds, i couldnt do it if my life depended on it!

Cum in 30 seconds! Who on earth would want to do that? Verging on premature ejaculation that is.

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Yeh right, I beleive you, everyone dreams of being able to come in 30 seconds.

Yeah,well Forrest Gump did......................

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I decided to give it a go 2 months ago, so I took myself over to a parlour. I'm 19, and although not a virgin, my only experiences amount to a couple of drunken fumbles at parties. So I drove over to the place, parked outside and got out of my car. It was pouring down with rain and I was very nervous, so it was a relief when the lady opened the door and asked me in. Whilst waiting, I was very, ahem, excited, as I was when the lady entered the room and asked me to take my clothes off. The massage was a bit underhwhelming, but that didn't bother me. When we finally got around to sex, for some reason it wasn't all that great, and what's worse, it that I didn't cum. She was very nice about it, but I was a touch disappointed all the same.I tried a second time last week, and again, I didn't cum.

Any ideas why this would be? Nerves perhaps? I really want to go again (because I LOVE the adrenaline rush I get on the drive there), but I'm afraid of wasting my money.

I remember my first punt, i was very nervous, i was of course new to her to but i was a lot more afraid of her than the other way round!!!

If your young, the problem imo is not to get to excited (not easy) there's a fine line between getting excited and cumming before you've even got your kit off, and getting over excited and not being able to perform at all.

What i actually did the second time round was, find a wg that i didn't find that sexually actractive, i love slim and small, so choose a 12 and a DD at her own place, knowone else around also helped, it was v good! been ok since.

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All of the above (especially the one about visiting your Auntie!)

I would think that most guys' issue is the reverse - i.e. cumming too quick and ending the session after 10 mins having paid for 30. What you need is an expert professional, not an amateur wam bam thank you mam type.

Serious suggestion - try massage with happy ending. If a good looking girl massages your body and ego for 45 minutes and you can't cum, you might be pursuing the wrong hobby. I bet that won't happen though.

After trying mass & HE a few times, choose a lady with good FRs about their "GFE" - this usually means a more sensual and erotic encounter rather than a 30 min parlour quickie.

Finally, don't forget there is no pressure on you to "perform". You are paying the lady for your pleasure, so as another poster says, be a bit selfish. When you are a bit more experienced you can widen your skills and engage in a more two-way session.

Good luck with it. You haven't posted since the thread starter - don't be shy. Tell us what you think of our comments!

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maybe you just dont cum easily, neither do i. i dont think its a mental thing, as such, just the way it is. took a while to learn how to trigger it, still can take 30 minutes to get there. i kind of envy the blokes who can cum in 30 seconds, i couldnt do it if my life depended on it!

Do you? Why?

The best advice I can give the young lad is to realise that seeing a WG (and indeed, any woman) is definitely not just about cumming and that there is so much more to do.

I wish someone had told me that at his age. :eek:

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stop watching so much porn and wanking so much, you have probably desensitised your penis to 'normal' stimulation now.

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Wanky The Magic Seahorse? Is this the most unusual punting nickname on Punternet so far?

Punter on phone: "Hello, can I make an appointment please?"

Receptionist: "Yes, what is the name?"

Punter on phone: "Wanky The Magic Seahorse.."

Receptionist: "You what?"

Actually, I could just imagine a football crowd singing...

"OOH Wanky Wanky

Wanky Wanky Wanky Wanky Sea-Horse..."

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Your problem is that it is not sea horse that you need to punt, but, semen.

Ahaha. I am planning on my 1st visit to a wg this week sometime. Hopefully. And i am nervous as hell it makes me feel more at ease tho reading about other ppls expereinces good and bad. Thanks.

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Hey don't worry about it. 19 is a very young age to start punting though. When I was 19 I'd had probably 12 girlfriends, and having sex was like every night of the week.

If I didn't have sex one night, I got worried!

Not cuming is usually a reaction of being either way too nervous, or much too over excited.

When I met my fianc

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Wanky The Magic Seahorse? Is this the most unusual punting nickname on Punternet so far?

Punter on phone: "Hello, can I make an appointment please?"

Receptionist: "Yes, what is the name?"

Punter on phone: "Wanky The Magic Seahorse.."

Receptionist: "You what?"

LOL And you phone up and say, "Hello, can I make an appointment please?"

Receptionist: "Yes, what is the name?"

Punter on phone: "I'm Interested".

Receptionist, "Yes sir/fuckwit (since you always get the rude ones :D), I know, but what's your name?"

Punter on phone: "Interested"

*receptionist hangs up, muttering about stooopid punters*

Might explain a lot, that. :D

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"Wanky the Magic Seahorse " Last activity.....2nd Oct ; Posts....3

And judging by the understanding and sympathetic posts above, who can blame him.

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