MinxyLydia

What If Escorting Became Regulated And Acceptable?

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Ok, let's all suspend belief for a minute and imagine if prostitution became a legitimate acceptable service.

Would we see universities offering BAs in Whoring with modules in The history of Prostitution, seminars in putting on condoms, blow job techniques practical sessions and lectures on marketing and advertising.

Would career teachers say to girls, 'well you're slutty, confident and have good interpersonal skills, whoring might be an option for you.'

Large companies could have in house girls with person specs asking for candidates who are articulate with good communication skills and Must be flexible and have a high sex drive.

Which? Would produce Which Escort? or Which Parlour?

Trading standards would have to investigate complaints of dirty flats, poor personal hygiene and indifferent service.

The BBC would show Working Girl of The Year awards ceremony live from the Savoy Hotel with awards for Best Brothel, Best Indie, Newcomer of the Year, Most Improved Girl and so on!

OK, I have too much time on my hands, but any other thoughts you guys?!

And please don't turn this into a ..but this would never happen, society would never.. blah blah blah thread!

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lol, might remove the risk/excitement/reward ratio out of punting perhaps ?

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lol, might remove the risk/excitement/reward ratio out of punting perhaps ?

Hush! We're having fun today!

However, I'm still pretty sure most wives would continue to disapprove of husbands punting!

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Hush! We're having fun today!

However, I'm still pretty sure most wives would continue to disapprove of husbands punting!

true LL --- and cuckolding :D

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Acceptable to precisely who?

Auntie would not find it acceptable - regulated or otherwise.

I would imagine my personal situation unchanged.

The right type of 'regulation' might make the lot of the working girl more safe - and I would be the first to vote for this, but

as a punter - a married punter - acceptability would, I think, be a totally unattainable goal.

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the press too -- as what is happening now with the inquiry -- would never see it as acceptable. Rooney/ Mosely etc.

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Great idea. There would be something very fitting if a girl graduated from such a degree "with Honours". It might begin to change some outsiders' perception of the profession. Can I get my name down as a Tutor please Lydia?

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Ok, let's all suspend belief for a minute and imagine if prostitution became a legitimate acceptable service.

Would we see universities offering BAs in Whoring with modules in The history of Prostitution, seminars in putting on condoms, blow job techniques practical sessions and lectures on marketing and advertising.

Would career teachers say to girls, 'well you're slutty, confident and have good interpersonal skills, whoring might be an option for you.'

Large companies could have in house girls with person specs asking for candidates who are articulate with good communication skills and Must be flexible and have a high sex drive.

Which? Would produce Which Escort? or Which Parlour?

Trading standards would have to investigate complaints of dirty flats, poor personal hygiene and indifferent service.

The BBC would show Working Girl of The Year awards ceremony live from the Savoy Hotel with awards for Best Brothel, Best Indie, Newcomer of the Year, Most Improved Girl and so on!

OK, I have too much time on my hands, but any other thoughts you guys?!

And please don't turn this into a ..but this would never happen, society would never.. blah blah blah thread!

Channel 4 ...maybe.....BBC.......never !!....besides if they did theyd use it as another highly improbable and tenuously related excuse to increase the licence fee

Would be very useful, informative and entertaining to have an Anal, sorry, Annual Awards Ceremony for hookers though.....The BAFTW (British Awards for The Whores), with separate categories for 'Best Deepthroat', 'Best Anal', 'Best Facial' (would need photographic/filmed evidence), 'Best Orgasm (Real)', 'Best Orgasm (Faked) and 'Lifetime Achievement Award'

Didnt a punter give his version of a similar annual awards on a thread here previously (didnt drum up much interest though - think I was the only one who bothered to contribute to the thread) ?

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Great idea. There would be something very fitting if a girl graduated from such a degree "with Honours". It might begin to change some outsiders' perception of the profession. Can I get my name down as a Tutor please Lydia?

Can i get my name down as a 'volunteer test subject' ?

You know, someone the aspiring [female] students could practice and hone their skills and techniques on

You wouldnt even have to pay me (but thats just the generous and altruistic type of guy I am)

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There's already an awards ceremony of sorts. Check out

www.erotic-awards.co.uk

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Ok, let's all suspend belief for a minute and imagine if prostitution became a legitimate acceptable service.

Would we see universities offering BAs in Whoring with modules in The history of Prostitution, seminars in putting on condoms, blow job techniques practical sessions and lectures on marketing and advertising.

Would career teachers say to girls, 'well you're slutty, confident and have good interpersonal skills, whoring might be an option for you.'

Large companies could have in house girls with person specs asking for candidates who are articulate with good communication skills and Must be flexible and have a high sex drive.

Which? Would produce Which Escort? or Which Parlour?

Trading standards would have to investigate complaints of dirty flats, poor personal hygiene and indifferent service.

The BBC would show Working Girl of The Year awards ceremony live from the Savoy Hotel with awards for Best Brothel, Best Indie, Newcomer of the Year, Most Improved Girl and so on!

OK, I have too much time on my hands, but any other thoughts you guys?!

And please don't turn this into a ..but this would never happen, society would never.. blah blah blah thread!

It would of course make it safer for WGs as they could work together and brothels would be acceptable work places. With that regulation would come monitoring and Health and Safety, costs which would no doubt be passed onto the consumer, punter just like in all industries. I would expect services offered to be officially limited to covered services only so OW instead of OWO which i believe is the situation now in New Zealand. A punter wouldnt have the risk of punting with trafficked women though and hopefully the circumstances of WGs situations would lead to no coercion which a punter can now get prosecuted for in theory. There would be some kind of basic training involved which might extend to Vocational NVQs, certainly First Aid training.

There would be a downside for some WGs, in that the anoynmity some now have to work and then disappear to a new career with no trace wouldnt be their anymore as they would all be registered and known by the monitoring body and probably for ever have it against their name that they had worked as a WG from x years to y years.

As has been mentioned it would never be acceptable to many partners of punters so this obviously cant be legislated for, for many punters it will always be a furtive, secret pastime, hopefully they wouldnt have to show ID to punt in these regulated brothels and with Indie WGs and it could remain an anoynmous pastime.

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Wouldn't this system of career/legality mean you could actually do A-Levels, in A-Levels? :blink:

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Initial instructions would be held in GSCs - Great Sex Classes

Qualifications would be an hon or off or Masters/Mistress Degree or a Massage of Arts.

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Wouldn't this system of career/legality mean you could actually do A-Levels, in A-Levels? :blink:

YES!

:)

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acceptable ? Highgate crowd no longer discuss house prices -- instead punting :D

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Well, if it was a properly legal service then I'd sent Trading Standards round to a certain place in Leeds that's been ripping off clients for years.

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Speaking of graduation...

On the "jokeing" side: the KGB used to train escorts for blackmail purposes.

I'm sure that goes on still in various services.

More Serious:

We should actually be grateful that this activity is partly in the shadows. If it was regulated, I'm not so sure it would still be booming business, or if quality would be as good as it can be now.

I remeber reading about prostitutes in holland didnt want to be registered as such, for fear of stigma. Such is society..

And I dont think I'd be ready for the gament (or its more regular servants) to know or register about by hobby (I'm sure some relevant guv bodies know, or can know, but they dont seem bothered much).

Imaging this hobby to feature on your health records and every nurse in the country able to comment "we did a fair bit of shagging around there, didnt we.." on your next dentist appointment...

(did I just gave the anti's a tip there?)

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LL I know you wanted pure humour - but this did make me think. I wonder if we are half way there today? This site exists, there are known walk-ups all over the place, the BBC interviews a spokesperson from a WG when they need - and Spearmint Rhino guy is famous for being famous. Plus a drama series with Billie P. Not the 1950s for sure.

What if booze were legal? Or divorce? Or gay marriage? Or abortion? Would everybody accept it? It seems not. But it is waaay better than speakeasys and back street operations. (Dont believe myth - speakeasies not as good as pubs).

Anyway we will know we are there when Slummy Mummy has a character called WG Mummy and Private Eye doesn't mention anything. And there is a regular WG in Walford...like booze divorce gay marriage etc. And the speakers wife ...oh wait that is true today.

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Not sure I'd want a Health & Safety inspector with hard hat and clipboard standing in the room making sure the condom is applied securely. (Unless she was fit, female and wearing only a hard hat).

A regulator for this (hypothetical) newly-legalised industry would be useful, though.

If you received poor service on a punt, you could complain to OFFCUM :lol:

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Then the girls will be advertising on the telly ,3 4 and 5. would love that.

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It would then lose its sense of fun and get as boring as Coronation street

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Erotic Awards isn't for prostitutes. I went to the awards this year.

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Imagine a curriculum comprising - Shagology? Pervology?Humpology?Ro-ology?Owology?Cockology? Crackology?Analology?

And if the lads had to achieve a correspondingly sex driven qualification maybe tutors would find themselves looking out on final years classes made up of Rodney's with inch thick specs and mighty forearms. :P

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Ok, let's all suspend belief for a minute and imagine if prostitution became a legitimate acceptable service.

Would we see universities offering BAs in Whoring with modules in The history of Prostitution, seminars in putting on condoms, blow job techniques practical sessions and lectures on marketing and advertising.

Would career teachers say to girls, 'well you're slutty, confident and have good interpersonal skills, whoring might be an option for you.'

Large companies could have in house girls with person specs asking for candidates who are articulate with good communication skills and Must be flexible and have a high sex drive.

Which? Would produce Which Escort? or Which Parlour?

Trading standards would have to investigate complaints of dirty flats, poor personal hygiene and indifferent service.

The BBC would show Working Girl of The Year awards ceremony live from the Savoy Hotel with awards for Best Brothel, Best Indie, Newcomer of the Year, Most Improved Girl and so on!

OK, I have too much time on my hands, but any other thoughts you guys?!

And please don't turn this into a ..but this would never happen, society would never.. blah blah blah thread!

Would there be Secret Shopper Punters I wonder :)

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Would there also be follow-up marketing satisfaction calls to ask "How satisfied were you with your recent punting experience, were you very satisfied, satisfied, neither satisfied nor unsatisfied, or very unsatisfied?" ^_^

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