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A friend who punts around London on UK business visits tells me the WGs have been offering him showers at the beginnings of punts more often than not in the last year to 18 months. He says this looks like a trend and that at the same time the offers are getting to be more like orders. He also says he's sure he isn't any less fragrant now than when he punted there first. Regular washing is a national habit anyway where he comes from. You learn it from your closest neighbours in barracks during your compulsory military service if you haven't learned it from your mother already.

I don't have enough UK punts to notice trends, but now he says this I think I've seen more mentions of showers in Punternet FRs over that time than before.

My friend is complaining.

He's all in favour of WGs telling reeking or scruffy punters to go away or to start with a long shower during the booked punting time. This means at punters' own expense because it's their own fault. What he's against is WGs pressing fragrant punters to have showers during the booked time. A new trick for putting up the price per minute, he says, to go with all the old standard UK tricks for shortening the real service.

Of course there may be some nicer reasons which he's missed.

Punters, what's your own experience?

Ladies, if you want your reekless punters to take a shower when they arrive, does your punt clock start running before or after it? If before, why?

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A friend who punts around London on UK business visits tells me the WGs have been offering him showers at the beginnings of punts more often than not in the last year to 18 months. He says this looks like a trend and that at the same time the offers are getting to be more like orders. He also says he's sure he isn't any less fragrant now than when he punted there first. Regular washing is a national habit anyway where he comes from. You learn it from your closest neighbours in barracks during your compulsory military service if you haven't learned it from your mother already.

I don't have enough UK punts to notice trends, but now he says this I think I've seen more mentions of showers in Punternet FRs over that time than before.

My friend is complaining.

He's all in favour of WGs telling reeking or scruffy punters to go away or to start with a long shower during the booked punting time. This means at punters' own expense because it's their own fault. What he's against is WGs pressing fragrant punters to have showers during the booked time. A new trick for putting up the price per minute, he says, to go with all the old standard UK tricks for shortening the real service.

Of course there may be some nicer reasons which he's missed.

Punters, what's your own experience?

Ladies, if you want your reekless punters to take a shower when they arrive, does your punt clock start running before or after it? If before, why?

A shower doesnt need to take more than a few minutes and ideally i like the WG naked just outside the cubicle getting me going so its not time wasted in any way. I havent noticed any difference myself but sure there are WGs who try to time waste but in my experience its by offering a massage when i havent at any stage asked for one and which are of no interest to me.

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If a client wishes to have a shower he is more than welcome, however I do beware of those who ask if the shower time isn't included. As Smiths has said it should only take a couple of minutes, and for a 1 hour appointment which may end give or take 5 minutes - well it shouldn't make a difference, and someone asking that makes me think they are in dire need of a good scrubbing or want to try and get time in the shower as some sort of extra off the clock.

So I leave it to the client but if we decide he does need a shower, once again it's a couple of minutes which out of 60 or 120 or even more is neither here nor there. I have heard tales though of chaps spending 10, 20 or even 25 minutes in the shower and expecting the clock to start once they exit the shower and dry themselves at a leisurely pace. I think they are really pushing hospitality somewhat!

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if it's a long trek then i might wanna shower on arrival; if a short trek and i am not sweating like a piggie lol -- then i feel fine - straight into action ;)

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Not been asked yet apart from at a party, where it was a prerequisite.

Always shower or have a bath just before leaving home. If however a girl did ask if I wanted to take one, I'd do so even if I didn't really need one. As said above, it should only take a couple of minutes for a quick freshen up and considering the nature of the service polite to take them up on the offer.

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I never mind showering. I always thought something that is known to be clean is more likely to be licked than a thing of unknown cleanliness.

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I'm a one-pop guy and do almost exclusively one hour bookings. Even if I've just showered before leaving home, i.e. usually less than 60 minutes before meeting the lady, I still have a quick shower before "the action' commences. As others have said it needn't take more than a few minutes.

I do it for two reasons. First of all, even if I'm visiting a regular, I don't like jumping straight into it. I'm not a very talkative guy, so the 5-10 minutes or so I take to shower serve as a buffer between entering the flat and hitting the sack.

Secondly, I know that the ladies I have sex with might not be terribly attracted to me in normal circumstances. I mean, I'm in my early forties, exercise regularly, and have no hygiene or attitude problems, but the quality of women I meet through this hobby would probably not be interested in having casual sex with me in the absence of monetary incentive. So I try to make it as perfect as possible for them.

Putting it the other way round, if I was shagging a girl I didn't really fancy, I'd rather I do it after I see her walking out of a shower :)

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I nearly always have a shower on arrival. Two reasons:

1. Although I am fairly clean and well presented, I am looking forward to intimacy with a near stranger and much prefer to have squeaky clean skin. In some parlours girls seem to go from room to room without washing. Sticky skin and moist crevices are a definite turn off.

2. Secondly, I quite like being naked and the ability to wander from bathroom to bedroom is part of the fun. I think I'd like to try a party for this reason but I'm not sure that I am that brave!

Some gorls, particularly orientals, offer to share the shower and that is best of all.

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Strawberry makes good sense.. Even though I have had a shower in the morning I have still been in a car, on a train and tube with a few minutes walk by the time I have been in the office and/or straight to an appt. It is for this reason I feel happy to take the two minutes and have a shower before, and returning to the office I prefer to have a wash post pleasure also.

I am usually a few minutes early and Hod have been happy for me to jump in when I arrive so no loss of time, that said I am not really the type of punter who wants to squeeze out every drop of my time with a lady. For me I pay a very reasonable sum to enjoy her company and for the use of towels, hot water, soap etc what can anyone really moan about.

I love a chat with the girl whilst in the shower and the FR regarding Izabel coming in the shower room and having a gentle rub of herself whilst talking still sends a pleasant shudder down my spine.

It also gives me a few minutes to do some willy stretching exercises to ensure I am looking my best :D

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Agree with pablo, I always arrive 5-10 mins before kick-off time to allow for a shower.

Only once has a lady joined me in the shower, and soaping each other's bits got me rock hard and raunchy, making it the best ever punt by a long way. I can't understand why more WGs don't include this service (you could always wear a showercap if worried about your hair), it makes the whole experience more pleasurable, with the added bonus of ensuring complete freshness if OWO or RO are on the menu.

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Agree with pablo, I always arrive 5-10 mins before kick-off time to allow for a shower.

Only once has a lady joined me in the shower, and soaping each other's bits got me rock hard and raunchy, making it the best ever punt by a long way. I can't understand why more WGs don't include this service (you could always wear a showercap if worried about your hair), it makes the whole experience more pleasurable, with the added bonus of ensuring complete freshness if OWO or RO are on the menu.

I do get asked but unfortunately my bath/shower arrangement is very uncomfortable for two - tried it and it just wasn't sexy!

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I think the shower after is more important, as I need to scrub up to remove evidence!

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…Only once has a lady joined me in the shower, and soaping each other's bits got me rock hard and raunchy, making it the best ever punt by a long way. I can't understand why more WGs don't include this service (you could always wear a showercap if worried about your hair)…

Maybe the shower isn’t big enough for two people. Or maybe, as I’ve found, that no matter how strongly you ask the client not to get soap or water in your hair or on your face, there will always be those who are a bit on the clumsy side. If a lady has spent time taming her unruly locks only to have them splashed, or if her make-up gets damaged that really is a pain if she has a client after that booking. I can totally understand why more ladies don’t offer shared showers.

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If she wants you to have a shower, have a shower, it's only soap and water so it doesn't hurt.

Your bits have been stuck in your sweaty underpants all day and you expect her to put her face down there. It is only fair to do what she wants in this instance.

It would be interesting to see the reaction of a WG if you asked her to shower on arrival although I would expect most would shower between appointments.

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I like taking a shower when i get there, i want to smell good for the lady. I've had shared showers and they're great but i don't mind either way. I like the anticipation knowing when i get out what's about to happen. I had a quicky the other day and didn't have a shower, wasn't offered one and i felt kinda dirty. Not literally, but now i associate sex with having a shower before it. What's 5 minutes out of 30 or 60 anyway?! Shower power.

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Like most guys, I try to arrive in perfect nick, and I usually book for an hour or more. If asked, or, if I am feeling a bit hot and sweaty I will ask, to have a shower. It takes 3 minutes plus a minute or 2 drying off, which can be fun if you get some assistance! That length of time over 60+ minutes is nothing. As Strawberry says, an hour often stretches by 5 or10 mins anyway so what's the problem?

Do as you are asked, and you will have a better time in the end.

Edited by porker paul

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A friend who punts around London on UK business visits tells me the WGs have been offering him showers at the beginnings of punts more often than not in the last year to 18 months. He says this looks like a trend and that at the same time the offers are getting to be more like orders. He also says he's sure he isn't any less fragrant now than when he punted there first. Regular washing is a national habit anyway where he comes from.

Might be best for the ladies to answer this but.

Any chance the ladies are doing whatever they need to do to feel safe? I'm guessing the average thief isn't going to take a shower.

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If a client wishes to have a shower he is more than welcome, however I do beware of those who ask if the shower time isn't included. As Smiths has said it should only take a couple of minutes, and for a 1 hour appointment which may end give or take 5 minutes - well it shouldn't make a difference, and someone asking that makes me think they are in dire need of a good scrubbing or want to try and get time in the shower as some sort of extra off the clock.

So I leave it to the client but if we decide he does need a shower, once again it's a couple of minutes which out of 60 or 120 or even more is neither here nor there. I have heard tales though of chaps spending 10, 20 or even 25 minutes in the shower and expecting the clock to start once they exit the shower and dry themselves at a leisurely pace. I think they are really pushing hospitality somewhat!

Pretty much the same with me, I always show the clients the bathroom and say if they want to freshen up, everything is there for them, but leave it to them to make the judgement call of whether they need a shower or not. Most have arrived freshly showered. The 5 minutes is neither here nor there for me either, I only offer 1 hour minimum bookings, and they often go over by 5, 10, 15 minutes, so I do find requests of if shower time is included or not a little off putting.

I did have a client recently that took about 20 minutes in the shower, eventually I asked if he was okay in there, I allowed him the extra time to make his booking an hour(ish) but I just think that it was really pushing it on his part, I mean what was he doing in there??

The amount of clients that seem to have super clean bits, but really stinky armpits is starting to get to me though, and to answer the OP, I think possibly prolonged exposure to smelly armpits/breath/groins can eventually make a WG refuse to give anyone the benefit of the doubt, and forcing everyone to have a shower. I am not there yet, but after some days I am tempted to implement this for all new clients, as if you are chatting with a glass of wine before the punt and are still dressed, it is not possible to know if the clients are smelly or not. By the time you find out (nose in balls) it's a bit late to ask them to shower! :eek:

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A wg is less likely to be inhibited if you've just had a shower, so for the sake of a few mins why not, the payback is worth it,

However I should point out that some punts I've turned up to a girl who is a bit ropey and I've not bothered with a shower before - I didn't want her to get too intimate! Had a shower after tho!

I appreciate some people probably like it, but for me the biggest wg time waste is the shared bath. I can wash myself thanks very much, in the shower, a lot quicker.

I was interested in another poster saying a shower helped break the Ice between arriving and jumping in the sack. I'm dont feel uncomfortable getting straight down to it, but I certainly feel more confident to ask for owo with a clean willy.

I rather enjoy daty if I find a tidy little beaver, so maybe I'll ask the girl to take a quick shower before we start, just so I can be sure I'm more than a wet wipe away from the last punter! :-)

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I appreciate some people probably like it, but for me the biggest wg time waste is the shared bath.

Can be very enjoyable with enough time and the right companion.

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I always ask for a shower at the beginning of the appointment no matter how recently I've had one elsewhere. Taking a shower at the start of things can be a good investment as far as the appointment goes in that being seen to be clean may well produce a dirtier encounter!

Some of the shared showers I've had have by no means been a waste of time :)

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In all the time I have worked I have always asked (told) gentlemen to shower on arrival and the I showered this morning answer does not work either. No shower no nooky and more often than not I will get in in the post play shower to ensure you leave clean and no evidence of your play remains other than in your mind.

Edited by bethofkettering

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and more often than not I will get in in the post play shower to ensure you leave clean and no evidence of your play remains other than in your mind.

That is very nice of you I think :)

Just 10 min on the tub is enough to become smelly, so I am actually surprised that some think they won't have to.

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I think the shower after is more important, as I need to scrub up to remove evidence!

Only to you! If you refuse to shower at the beginning of an appointment for the benefit of the lady you expect to get up close to your nether reasons it stands to reason that you should be refused a shower afterwards to be perfectly honest. Its disrespectful and as good as saying to someones face " I dont give a damn about you, I only give a damn about myself" in which case a guy shouldnt be surprised at the answer he gets.

We have one of the stinkiest smelliest guys on the face of the planet arrive occasionally, he has been gently encouraged, persuaded, offered to avail himself of the shower facilities and in the end I had to tell him that the new rule is no shower...no shag. He hid in the bathroom for less than two minutes then emerged fully dressed, dry as a bone and then asked for a shower at the end, if it had been a personal client I would most definatley have refused him..without a shadow of a doubt...that after shower. He even dipped the end of a towel under the tap and draped it across the washing basket to make it look as if he had a shower, and I know he didnt as my ear was on the door.

Funnily enough this guy now turns up and the smell is gone, so at least it worked in the end.

Personally a shower at the beginning for the lady if she requests it of you and a shower at the end to remove evidence should take up aproximately 4 minutes of your day..hardly anything to moan about and lets face it, at least if a girl asks you to shower you know she is particular.

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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Can be very enjoyable with enough time and the right companion.

Very pleasant indeed but, if in parlour, needs to be en-suite so you can chase in and out of the bedroom as the fancy takes - and to avoid the chance of another girl having taken a dump just previously!

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