Joe Diddley

Neither Pse Nor Gfe - In Praise Of The Dfe (dirty Fun Experience)

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With the internet and other media providing greater commodification of sexual services in terms of packages such as the Porn Star Experience and the Girl Friend Experience, neither of which in their stereotypical, sometimes apparently scripted forms offers me precisely what I'm looking for, I would like to offer a call to providers for another package: the Dirty Fun Experience or DFE. While the PSE and the GFE at their best provide, in the hands of many women, excellent fantasy adventures for those who seek those things, there are some among us who are looking for something else.

The Porn Star Experience can place expectations of super-performance, athleticism, body type and stamina way beyond the hopes and expectations of many of us, particularly those of us of more senior years, making the encounter more stressful perhaps than what we would like or what we thought of when booking. The Girl Friend Experience, however, with its promise of prolonged snogging, the glass of wine, the box of chocolates, longing looks into one another's eyes and so on, can strain the ability of many of us to suspend belief, especially for those of us for whom the memory of the grope behind the bike shed is now beyond recall. What I'm sure others like me really want is a good Dirty Fun Experience (DFE) with fishnet stockings, the cheeky smile and naughty wink, the low-cut basque and some 'French or Swedish, Ducky?'-type interactions. With less of the pressures alluded to above accompanying the PSE and the GFE with the greater potential of each for disappointment, I believe it'd be a winner. Of course there are already providers of this kind of service (the DFE) and in a good many cases one only has to ask for it, but it'd be interesting to see it offered as a packaged speciality!

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Oooh I like this! I may have to steal your idea!

I for one can not do a PSE without feeling ridiculous, although why anyone would ask this of me is beyond me (not being the pornstarry type).and it all seems sooo fake!

The GFE I do a lot of and maybe it is actually close-ish to what you describe as a DFE, but I always feel when a man asks about a GFE that I should ask him to take the bins out and moan he leaves his pants on the floor!

Be interesting to see what the punters have to say on this!

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Go for it, Lydia. "Any part of this publication may be reproduced in any form or by any means without the written permission of the copyright owner ... etc."

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Good idea Joe, just what we need . will it incude WS ?

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Good to see you're onboard with this one, WP. In my conception of the DFE it certainly could include WS, though it needn't necessarily.

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With the internet and other media providing greater commodification of sexual services in terms of packages such as the Porn Star Experience and the Girl Friend Experience, neither of which in their stereotypical, sometimes apparently scripted forms offers me precisely what I'm looking for, I would like to offer a call to providers for another package: the Dirty Fun Experience or DFE. While the PSE and the GFE at their best provide, in the hands of many women, excellent fantasy adventures for those who seek those things, there are some among us who are looking for something else.

The Porn Star Experience can place expectations of super-performance, athleticism, body type and stamina way beyond the hopes and expectations of many of us, particularly those of us of more senior years, making the encounter more stressful perhaps than what we would like or what we thought of when booking. The Girl Friend Experience, however, with its promise of prolonged snogging, the glass of wine, the box of chocolates, longing looks into one another's eyes and so on, can strain the ability of many of us to suspend belief, especially for those of us for whom the memory of the grope behind the bike shed is now beyond recall. What I'm sure others like me really want is a good Dirty Fun Experience (DFE) with fishnet stockings, the cheeky smile and naughty wink, the low-cut basque and some 'French or Swedish, Ducky?'-type interactions. With less of the pressures alluded to above accompanying the PSE and the GFE with the greater potential of each for disappointment, I believe it'd be a winner. Of course there are already providers of this kind of service (the DFE) and in a good many cases one only has to ask for it, but it'd be interesting to see it offered as a packaged speciality!

I like this too. I'd like to elaborate on it and say what about the |RWE - Real Woman \Experience - or the JDWIFLE - Just doing what I feel like experience!

LOL

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I like this too. I'd like to elaborate on it and say what about the |RWE - Real Woman \Experience - or the JDWIFLE - Just doing what I feel like experience!

LOL

Good luck with that one, Sarah! lol

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Oooh there is potential in the RWE too I thinK!

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I'd like to elaborate on it and say what about the RWE - Real Woman Experience - ...

One of our number here, who we haven't seen much of lately, trades on that other board as Real Lover Experience. Her rather exciting interpretation of that term seems to me to be close on what you are asking for!

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i like seeing wg's cos they are WG's.

so why not a WGE?

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i just ignore the nomenclature ; i find it suspect .

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Whatever happened to 'let's just have a quick shag and a fag inbetween'? If you get on well it's all natural anyway. I've never really got the idea of faking the experience.

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With the internet and other media providing greater commodification of sexual services in terms of packages such as the Porn Star Experience and the Girl Friend Experience, neither of which in their stereotypical, sometimes apparently scripted forms offers me precisely what I'm looking for, I would like to offer a call to providers for another package: the Dirty Fun Experience or DFE. While the PSE and the GFE at their best provide, in the hands of many women, excellent fantasy adventures for those who seek those things, there are some among us who are looking for something else. The Porn Star Experience can place expectations of super-performance, athleticism, body type and stamina way beyond the hopes and expectations of many of us, particularly those of us of more senior years, making the encounter more stressful perhaps than what we would like or what we thought of when booking. The Girl Friend Experience, however, with its promise of prolonged snogging, the glass of wine, the box of chocolates, longing looks into one another's eyes and so on, can strain the ability of many of us to suspend belief, especially for those of us for whom the memory of the grope behind the bike shed is now beyond recall. What I'm sure others like me really want is a good Dirty Fun Experience (DFE) with fishnet stockings, the cheeky smile and naughty wink, the low-cut basque and some 'French or Swedish, Ducky?'-type interactions. With less of the pressures alluded to above accompanying the PSE and the GFE with the greater potential of each for disappointment, I believe it'd be a winner. Of course there are already providers of this kind of service (the DFE) and in a good many cases one only has to ask for it, but it'd be interesting to see it offered as a packaged speciality!

The pressures you mention in relation to PSE and GFE arent something i have experienced, i punt for sex and to have fun, i dont feel pressure fortunately, if i dont wish to do something i dont. I would view a Dirty Fun Experience (DFE) as something akin to a carry-on film or saucy postcard, it could well be popular. Perhaps SPs on here will consider it. ;)

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The pressures you mention in relation to PSE and GFE arent something i have experienced, i punt for sex and to have fun, i dont feel pressure fortunately, if i dont wish to do something i dont. I would view a Dirty Fun Experience (DFE) as something akin to a carry-on film or saucy postcard, it could well be popular. Perhaps SPs on here will consider it. ;)

I was being a little tongue in cheek, smiths, but something like a saucy postcard experience might well be popular. I might be interested!

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How's this for a DFE that I had recently, A wg had asked me to attend my next booking with her and not to make any preparations. That she would put together a role play scenerio for us to enjoy.

On entering her " shop " she had her room arranged as a Ann Summers type sex shop, with all her goods on display . She had neatly placed out on a table a selection of dildoes various sizes , condoms , viagra,gells pills , next to this a display of her sexy dresses, uniforms, boots etc. Quite took me by surprise .

She then gave demonstrations, using the vibrators in her pussy and bum. Then she used one of the bigger ones on me . She was such a good salesgirl I almost bought one . :)

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I was being a little tongue in cheek, smiths, but something like a saucy postcard experience might well be popular. I might be interested!

I definitely would. ;)

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Sounds good to me. If it is not a little messy and "dirty" we are probably doing it wrong.

I think more like "OOOH Rene, I want to go to the upstairs cupboard with the wet lettuce and the whisk", a la 'Allo 'Allo. Though quite what they did with the wet lettuce and the whisk I do not know.

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DFE, I think I had just that on a recent punt in Plymouth. Jaycee is the ideal girl for a DFE.

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DFE is the best of both worlds - somewhere betwen GFE and PSE. Love it!

Here's my DFE with one of my regular girls - Once inside, snog, hitch her skirt up round her waist, feel her bum and stroke round her stocking tops. More snogging (still in the hallway). Feel her pussy through her panties - starting to get wet already! Into the bedroom, pay up and get naked. Shower together and watersports for both of us.

Onto the bed and loads of snogging, nipple sucking, breast stroking and then turn her over and rim her to get her really in the mood. She does wonderful OWO for me for a few minutes, and then I lick her until she gushes into my mouth, and has a leg-shaking orgasm. We have a kiss and a cuddle until she recovers and then more OWO. On with the condom and she rides me, breasts swaying beautifully, until she has another orgasm, jumping up off my cock and squirting all over me.

More snogging, OWO, and then an oily hand job to finish me off, with snogging.

Both back in the shower. Perfect.

I do not wish to be accused of cheerleading - if you wish to know the lady's identity (this is NOT a fantasy scenario) please PM me.

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'French or Swedish, Ducky?'

If a WG started calling me "ducky", I'd be out of there like a shot :-)

Good post though.

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How's this for a DFE that I had recently, A wg had asked me to attend my next booking with her and not to make any preparations. That she would put together a role play scenerio for us to enjoy.

On entering her " shop " she had her room arranged as a Ann Summers type sex shop, with all her goods on display . She had neatly placed out on a table a selection of dildoes various sizes , condoms , viagra,gells pills , next to this a display of her sexy dresses, uniforms, boots etc. Quite took me by surprise .

She then gave demonstrations, using the vibrators in her pussy and bum. Then she used one of the bigger ones on me . She was such a good salesgirl I almost bought one . :)

I quite like that scenario - I might have to ask one of the ladies I see to re-enact it. :)

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Ok , I'll let you use that one as it wasn't mine, the lady developed it ...

But ,

If you want to use ,

1, the restaurant manager interviewing his new waitress ,

2, the young lady on returned goods at M+S , when I return my bought skirt ,two sizes too small, and she refuses to exchange/ refund ,

3, the ticket inspector on transport for london, who finds a girl commuter with no valid ticket and no cash to pay ,

4, titanic [ any scene ]

5, A christmas carol , [ one I am working on at the moment ]

You will have to seek my permission, I have patents pending , apply in your own handwriting please ......

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DWTFITY experience (do what the fuck i tell you) ;)

Sorry slightly off topic -

a great aussie expression made famous by the legendary Kevin "Bloody" Wilson is DILLIGAF (he has it tattooed on his wrist and you see it on many a "yute")

(do i look like i give a fuck)

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With slight exceptions (watersports, just don't get that) the graphic description by Southern Man above aptly describes my perfect punt, which I get from a local lady! Don't care what name it gets, just wish I could afford it more regularly.

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fantastic love iit spot on dfe ................................dirty fun experience

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