ZXX

Your Habits/preparations

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Like some others who frequent these boards, my punting history began outside of the country. There's a general attitude that you don't really put that much effort into yourself for the working girls' considerations. I've done it many times myself - a typical day starts with lots of drinking, lots of drugs, and generally getting into a bit of a state towards the end of the day, which is typically when it's a cue to see some working girls. The ones in Amsterdam don't really care if you've been out all day doing god knows what in the various pubs and cafes and night clubs.

It's markedly different in the UK from what I can tell (I only started in the UK a week ago); it's more personal (you often have to book or call in advance) and there's the whole en-suite shower thing that a lot of parlours have. It made me wonder - what sort of lengths do the typical punter go to, to get ready to visit a local (relatively speaking) working girl?

I go the whole hog myself - a complete clean-down at home in the shower with soap, followed by exfoliating gel all over and finally an aloe vera body scrub. Possibly because I watch a bit too much porn or noticed that nearly every working girl does it, or I've seen one too many peep shows in Amsterdam, I also completely shave my crotch. It's a strange feeling but it looks much better and is easier to maintain and keep clean. I'm sure it gets appreciated as well (nobody wants to floss at work).

Is it overboard? Probably, but it's a service that costs money and time, and it's in the best interests of both parties that we are in as tip-top shape as possible. Nobody wants to smell a musty testicle or get some pubic hair stuck between the teeth.

I have to laugh at myself, because I don't put anywhere near as much effort in for actually going out with friends, in town or clubbing and so on. There's just something exciting about the whole punting affair.

Just wondering if you guys are all the same, and also keen to know what little things the working girl really appreciates from their clients. :)

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The majority of the girls I see insist on you showering before the action starts whether you had a shower just before setting off to see them or not, so I dont make any extra effort than normal on that front. Besides, I love the shared shower experience anyway.

Like you however, I will shave down below before a punt because not only does it look better, but owo and HJs feel fantastic too.

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yep, shaved balls and cock -- many days in advance also as mine grows thick and fast. a thorough shower and clean/floss of teeth and organic mouthwash. check again travel times if going by train. and check following: wallet, payment envelope , keys, phone, etc. lock door behind me :D

.oops: check for condoms - if needed ! lol .

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Zxx - you forgot the anal douche.

Uncle Pokey

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Is this unusual ? In all my punting life ,I have never taken condoms with me to a meeting . Never attended a punt to find the wg didn't have any . Done a lot of bb on my overseas travels years ago though in catholic countries. I haven't bought a packet for years. :eek:

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think most girls in UK wont let u use your own condoms so no point takeing them IMHO

As to getting ready, i get clean but dont dress up or exfoliate and suchlike cos that would be a sure fire way af attracting comment from the missus so basically they get it natural. Not sure I would want to exfoliate anyway.

What is it with the modern revulsion to hair? When i was a lad girls were all hairy down below, and i have many happy memories of my hand down girls pants finding the exciting hairy haven. I still love it when i find a haory WG -there are a few around.

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oh i take my own -- always. them is the rules according to busen . :lol:

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Zxx - you forgot the anal douche.

Uncle Pokey

Eh, nothing a flannel and liberal use of soap can't fix. I don't really rim/reverse rim. That sort of thing doesn't do anything for me!

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Like some others who frequent these boards, my punting history began outside of the country. There's a general attitude that you don't really put that much effort into yourself for the working girls' considerations. I've done it many times myself - a typical day starts with lots of drinking, lots of drugs, and generally getting into a bit of a state towards the end of the day, which is typically when it's a cue to see some working girls. The ones in Amsterdam don't really care if you've been out all day doing god knows what in the various pubs and cafes and night clubs. It's markedly different in the UK from what I can tell (I only started in the UK a week ago); it's more personal (you often have to book or call in advance) and there's the whole en-suite shower thing that a lot of parlours have. It made me wonder - what sort of lengths do the typical punter go to, to get ready to visit a local (relatively speaking) working girl? I go the whole hog myself - a complete clean-down at home in the shower with soap, followed by exfoliating gel all over and finally an aloe vera body scrub. Possibly because I watch a bit too much porn or noticed that nearly every working girl does it, or I've seen one too many peep shows in Amsterdam, I also completely shave my crotch. It's a strange feeling but it looks much better and is easier to maintain and keep clean. I'm sure it gets appreciated as well (nobody wants to floss at work). Is it overboard? Probably, but it's a service that costs money and time, and it's in the best interests of both parties that we are in as tip-top shape as possible. Nobody wants to smell a musty testicle or get some pubic hair stuck between the teeth. I have to laugh at myself, because I don't put anywhere near as much effort in for actually going out with friends, in town or clubbing and so on. There's just something exciting about the whole punting affair. Just wondering if you guys are all the same, and also keen to know what little things the working girl really appreciates from their clients. :)

I ensure i am clean and tidy taking fresh breath spray with me, my own shower gel, soap and towel.

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I try not to eat for about four hours before a punt, and an hour before take a viagra. Sometimes i have a pre punt swim, this is a boy who will never shave. Girls pretend they shave for hygiene reasons, truth is they think it makes them look smaller neater more symetrical down there, dream on . It really annoys me, when parlours allow drunks in, they are an absolute pest in the lounge. Mind you I punt during the day. Loads of women have told me that I am the cleanest bloke they have shagged, guys who are really promiscuous are always clean.

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I do eat before hand (don't want a rumbling belly lol ) but i brush my teeth again and use organic mouth wash again just before departing --- esp. if we are gonna be doing really deep french kissing ;)

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not sure you should brush just before. If you make gums bleed more chance of infection. Including common ones like colds and flu. Even mouth wash can irritate the gums.

I wash mouth out with plenty of water then suck mints (Trebor extra strong)

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just before depends on timing/ duration; if the commute is over 2hrs then seems safe to me. my gums/teeth don't bleed anyhow. if they do --- that's a problem in and of itself - never mind just punting .

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I shave my nether regions a few days before - I can't really get a very close shave down there (which would be ideal), so I give it a bit of time to grow slightly so its not all sharp and stubbly! :D Also shave my head very short a couple of days before (but I do this every month anyway, even if I don't have any punting plans). I'm a terrible nail-biter, so I'll try and make an effort not to chew away on them for about a week before my appointment, so that they aren't a raggy mess. :P

After my first punt, I realised I wouldn't have any problems with cumming quickly. So before my second, I decided to refrain from masturbating for about 6 days before to heighten the experience with the escort. This is a bit tricky for me, since I usually pleasure myself a couple of times a day! :lol:

The day before the punt I'll use my beard trimmer and get it quite short and even - again, not so short that it will irritate the girls skin. I will ask via email before a booking if she has any facial hair preference and go clean shaven if requested, but the one lady I've seen so far didn't mind either way.

Floss the night before, then just the normal general routine before going out - brush my teeth, have a thorough shower then a swig of mouthwash before I go. Pick up some chewing gum at the train station for a last burst of minty freshness :D Then a quick shower at the ladys apartment before we get started.

Think thats everything :D

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I have a shit, shower and a shave.Then, with freshly brushed teeth, I am ready to take on the world!

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I have a shit, shower and a shave.Then, with freshly brushed teeth, I am ready to take on the world!

lol. :D very honest of u ! yes, the 1st for me too. u don't wanna be doing that at the punt :o:eek:

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I have a meticulous preparation, and a checklist (right there, out on the internet - lol).

Sasfan had the best comment ever on that, depicting the scene:

Ptr counting the hairs in the sink with a glass of wine and 3.5 different cheeses at the ready, while Xenia comes in and starts doing gym-excercises from the ceiling-lamp, drinking Wodka-Rebull and throwing radishes around.

As ever: Sasfan was spot on. And I need to return to Midlands for some more radish.

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