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Small And Tight Or Loose

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

So, you hadn't managed to turn her on and get her wet. Next time use lube.

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

I can see there is a 3 reasons for it, or combination of them.

1 As Amanda said: you did not got her exited enough.

2 You did not had hard enough penis yourself to be able to enter. Size does not matter in that case: the hard cock size of the thumb will succeed more then dick of the size of soft baked aubergine.

3 You claim that you "bellow average in the size", but then you are really hoping that some people will assure you, that your dick might be big after all. Its all been done before. :-).

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Or the sinister option D - could be underage. You get a few working girls who seem younger than they state.

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

Why not try wooing her with your wonderful written word ? May I suggest a poem. Here are some suggestions that I have spelt out correctly for you -

Guys are like roses,

Watch out for the pricks.

Sex is when a guys communication

enters a girls information

to increase the population

for a younger generation

do you get the information...

or do you need a demonstration

Roses are red,

Violets are corny,

When I think of you

Ohh baby I get horny,

Eat me,

Beat me,

Bite me,

Blow me,

Suck me,

**** me,

Very slowly,

if you kiss me,

dont be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

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soft baked aubergine!!!! Priceless :lol:

Would anyone support me in awarding Xenia the 2011 prize for the best turn of phrase on PN in her many posts. Though English is not her first language, the ingenuity and inventiveness of her similes and metaphors are always a delight to read. The prize would of course have to be a bottle of her favourite vodka.

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Would anyone support me in awarding Xenia the 2011 prize for the best turn of phrase on PN in her many posts. Though English is not her first language, the ingenuity and inventiveness of her similes and metaphors are always a delight to read. The prize would of course have to be a bottle of her favourite vodka.

I would happily second that. Xenia is a lesson to us, especially when you remember that her first language doesn't even use our Arabic script. Bloody marvellous!

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I would happily second that. Xenia is a lesson to us, especially when you remember that her first language doesn't even use our Arabic script. Bloody marvellous!

That's decided then. Xenia I will happily arrange to meet you again in the New Year and present you personally with your prize! By the way, your name in Greek has two meanings: 'Stranger' and the hospitality afforded to any traveller. Nice concepts in today's xenophobic world and a reminder of what the Greeks brought to European civilisation, other than merely screwing the EU.

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

A 1/2 hour booking and foreplay is a waste of time? Try a watermelon or your hand next time.

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Would anyone support me in awarding Xenia the 2011 prize for the best turn of phrase on PN in her many posts. Though English is not her first language, the ingenuity and inventiveness of her similes and metaphors are always a delight to read. The prize would of course have to be a bottle of her favourite vodka.

Re Xenia - fourthed by me - the motion is carried unopposed!

Edited by jonker

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When I'm redundant next year I will have time to travel to meet Xenia and check out her linguistic skills. MAybe she will give me spelling and typing lessons too!

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When I'm redundant next year I will have time to travel to meet Xenia and check out her linguistic skills. MAybe she will give me spelling and typing lessons too!

are you a cunning linguist?

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to get my post back on track, i seems im told i did nt turn her on enough, i did nt really have much intention on doing this as it was a twenty in quick service. just a quick in and out. she did nt have any lube.

i was asking if anyone likes bigger looser pussys just ready for action.

thanks

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No - big soggy pussies are a turn off. i prefer to have to edge my HUGE member in nice and slow - and also hence my preference to anal.

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to get my post back on track, i seems im told i did nt turn her on enough, i did nt really have much intention on doing this as it was a twenty in quick service. just a quick in and out. she did nt have any lube.

i was asking if anyone likes bigger looser pussys just ready for action.

thanks

ahh well, thems the breaks I guess. If you are not going to even make the effort then you can hardly complain that it took time can you, surprised she didnt just tell you that it was hurting and to get the hell off her.

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Roses are red,

Violets are corny,

When I think of you

Ohh baby I get horny,

Eat me,

Beat me,

Bite me,

Blow me,

Suck me,

**** me,

Very slowly,

if you kiss me,

dont be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

That is funny made me laugh out loud and spill my tea. Then quickly close the page when my missus came in to see what the fuss was about. Cheers MrDivineMK

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I used to see an amateur Indian escort called Deepa.

She was 41 (I think) and was finishing a University degree in business studies

Only 4' 11" but slim and strong...pussy very easy to slip into and felt delightful.....one of the best.

That's the way I like it!.

I wish I knew where she is now.

In the past she occasionally used the massage section in Gumtree/Vivastreet.

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I once dated a slim woman of around 4'10". I didn't find her vagina uncomfortably tight, in comparison to others I have known, belonging to fatter or taller women. I'm not sure you can tell the tightness of a vagina by the size of the rest of the girl and even if you could, what feels tight to one person won't feel tight to another.

To work this out more scientifically, we need to get one test subject - let's call him "Man A" - to have sex with a variety of different women, who have each previously had their vaginas measured for different slackness/depth/volume. He should have sex with them in similar circumstances, same position, same time (duration), same time of day, with as many other factors as possible kept constant (e.g. if girl 5 had a day of bad punters, that should be replicated with girl 6), and award each girl marks in different areas for categories like "heat transference", "moisture level", "lubrication", "tightness" and "overall enjoyment".

Then the results would need to be analysed, and the women who are shown to have the loosest and/or largest vaginas (assuming overall enjoyment good), would get added to the listing at WizardsSleeveEscorts.com, while the tightest/smallest ones would be added to ButtonHoleVaginas.com

I think that's the only fair way to work it out. What does everyone else think?

Edited by asianfever

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I think that's the only fair way to work it out. What does everyone else think?

As it's in the interests of modern science and (presumably) funded by a research grant, I'll volunteer to be "Man A". It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it :D .

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

Any details about this girl, i would like to try her

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ahh well, thems the breaks I guess. If you are not going to even make the effort then you can hardly complain that it took time can you, surprised she didnt just tell you that it was hurting and to get the hell off her.

^^^My thoughts exactly :ph34r:

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just after your thoughts , i punted a slim girl who had a very tight pussy, it was nice once in side her but took along time to get it in, and i would describe myself as below average in size.

it was oly an half hour booking and i wasted alot of time.

i am noe thinking girls with bigger fannys and a bit looser are best.

bigger loose fannys are best lol,this post is mean't to be tongue n cheek right?

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