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Side Effects Of Punting

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I've noticed two side effects from punting, one a general side effect and the other specific to last night's incredible punt.

1) My interest in porn has subsided dramatically. Even years of nagging from my ex didn't stop my interest in porn (probably increased it to be fair). I guess previously to punting, porn was as close as I could get to experiencing a really hot woman who'd normally be out of my league.

2) My female flatmate asked me this morning what I'd changed since the previous day as something about me made me look really good. I imagine I was still walking on air and felt especially confident and at ease after the girl from last night gave me an hour I'll never forget.

I guess I would consider these to be positives. Whilst I used to enjoy watching porn, I always felt a bit shitty afterwards. But after a night with a good escort I feel incredible. Like the escort said to me last night, "They should prescribe this on the NHS!"

So how about you lot, any other side effects you've noticed?

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Agree - porn isn't real at all but a really good punt is real at the time and stays real in your head for a lot longer.

I had a great punt yesterday afternoon (which I don't really like to do, preferring evenings when my wife is away)) but I felt so good on going home and going out to dinner with friends that the possible (perceived) problems were overcome very easily.

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The ability not to make a fool of myself when out with a group of (non punting) mates when they are all drooling after some bit of totty in the pub that they have zero chance of pulling with their stupid antics and equally cheesy chat up lines.

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Side effects of punting are pretty massive. If I recall, rates of sexual assault and sex-related crimes are substantially lower in areas where there are a lot of sanctioned and visible prostitution. Personally I feel great for a few days.

Porn is just boring. It's all the same recycled stuff and on the popular sites it's the same ten women that comes up every time.

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Less cash for any other hobbies that one has.

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potential side-effect is stds i suppose... lol.

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I've noticed two side effects from punting, one a general side effect and the other specific to last night's incredible punt.

1) My interest in porn has subsided dramatically. Even years of nagging from my ex didn't stop my interest in porn (probably increased it to be fair). I guess previously to punting, porn was as close as I could get to experiencing a really hot woman who'd normally be out of my league.

2) My female flatmate asked me this morning what I'd changed since the previous day as something about me made me look really good. I imagine I was still walking on air and felt especially confident and at ease after the girl from last night gave me an hour I'll never forget.

I guess I would consider these to be positives. Whilst I used to enjoy watching porn, I always felt a bit shitty afterwards. But after a night with a good escort I feel incredible. Like the escort said to me last night, "They should prescribe this on the NHS!"

So how about you lot, any other side effects you've noticed?

Oh yes..porn although serves its purpose, many a time leaves just satisties an inherent biologica urge.....

while I'd say punting would satisfy much more...like oxytocin levels (cuddle hormone) would shoot up, depression/sadness subside...you'd feel a million dollars etc

so yeah....but depends on experience of course :)

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.... Like the escort said to me last night, "They should prescribe this on the NHS!" ...

That would be be great for me, as I'm exempt from prescription charges!

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You're on cloud 9 until you realise the next day...

I had a great punt yesterday and all evening (after the punt) I felt great!

Now I need to save up and can't wait till the next one!

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Side effect: nearly or wholy falling asleep in a meeting after an Overnighter (several times).

Side effect: know the background of a work of art in the hotel lounge (hehehe)

Side effect: know how to open safeguarded windows in hotels (smoking escorts...) and knowing hotel Never enforce (yet) the extra cleaning threat after a smoke in a non-smokeing room. btw: I havent caused a false alarm yet, but I now know why, in early 2000s, I had more false-alarm-fire-evacs in UK hotels then anywhere else.

Side effect: Knowing about movies I never would have known about.

Side effect: looking at PR-stand crew at exhibitions with totally different eyes.

Side effect: blind trust in some hotel concierges and receptionists (they know all)

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You're on cloud 9 until you realise the next day...

I had a great punt yesterday and all evening (after the punt) I felt great!

Now I need to save up and can't wait till the next one!

I dont realise that as i punt when i wish, if the WG was that good i will be back the next day and the day after.

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Knowing that there are no complications and I can return at my leisure.

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I dont realise that as i punt when i wish, if the WG was that good i will be back the next day and the day after.

If only I had unlimited fund like you smiths...I'd do the same

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Endorphin release from a shag lasts about 36 hours, I reckon its the internet that has made most of us bored with porn, still curiously little real quality voyeur porn, people doing it in night club toilets etc.

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Side effect: nearly or wholy falling asleep in a meeting after an Overnighter (several times).

Side effect: know the background of a work of art in the hotel lounge (hehehe)

Side effect: know how to open safeguarded windows in hotels (smoking escorts...) and knowing hotel Never enforce (yet) the extra cleaning threat after a smoke in a non-smokeing room. btw: I havent caused a false alarm yet, but I now know why, in early 2000s, I had more false-alarm-fire-evacs in UK hotels then anywhere else.

Side effect: Knowing about movies I never would have known about.

Side effect: looking at PR-stand crew at exhibitions with totally different eyes.

Side effect: blind trust in some hotel concierges and receptionists (they know all)

Brilliant and how true.

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I'll agree with the porn thing, I hardly ever watch it now unless I'm a long time away from a punt. Actually as far as porn goes theres so much of it that I spend longer looking for the porn I want that actually enjoying it.

I'm far more relaxed around attractive women and less influenced by their flirting to get attention/some benefit from me.

I'm much better at sex then I was before.

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If only I had unlimited fund like you smiths...I'd do the same

You could join his bank raiding team :P

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I'm much better at sex then I was before.

I bet a lot of us feel that way too.

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I guess one of the effects is being able to apply what I have learnt from WGs with regular women, along with saving up the pennies and planning to see wgs without breaking the bank.

After a hiatus of over a year it was restricting the pornsites I would regularly visit (or likely visit) that got me back into Punting which is something I do not regret.

Another side-effect is that I am under no obligation to tell my friends what I do and that it is in my best interest to do thorough research before seeing a wg, especially after witnessing a friend pick up a street prostitute in Puerto Banus during a stag years ago which ended up reaching the ears of the bribe-to-be who blew-up and kicked him out of the our mate’s wedding after he arrived.

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Increased confidence in bed, if I met a civi girl....would have a better idea in my head of what I would like to do etc I also know from punting that if I get oral to completion out the way first, I can last much longer when having sex afterwards :)

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Increased confidence in bed, if I met a civi girl....would have a better idea in my head of what I would like to do etc I also know from punting that if I get oral to completion out the way first, I can last much longer when having sex afterwards :)

Two good points

But you have to apply the earned experience with some measure though. Civvy girls may not be as adventurous as the professionals.

I've had questions along the lines of : "How did you come up with that? you must have been watching some weird movies..."

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Two good points

But you have to apply the earned experience with some measure though. Civvy girls may not be as adventurous as the professionals.

I've had questions along the lines of : "How did you come up with that? you must have been watching some weird movies..."

You have to be even more circumspect about not revealing your new found skills to a long term partner. Quite frustrating when another "the moon must be blue" bout of very vanilla marital sex is suddenly on the agenda.

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I've had questions along the lines of : "How did you come up with that? you must have been watching some weird movies..."

Been a little close to that with the OH before, I've learned to very slowly introduce something new with her and if need be some backstory.

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I've noticed two side effects from punting, one a general side effect and the other specific to last night's incredible punt.

1) My interest in porn has subsided dramatically. Even years of nagging from my ex didn't stop my interest in porn (probably increased it to be fair). I guess previously to punting, porn was as close as I could get to experiencing a really hot woman who'd normally be out of my league.

2) My female flatmate asked me this morning what I'd changed since the previous day as something about me made me look really good. I imagine I was still walking on air and felt especially confident and at ease after the girl from last night gave me an hour I'll never forget.

So how about you lot, any other side effects you've noticed?

The side effects that I have noticed following a good punt are:

1) The sky seems a little bluer for a few days. And I appreciate the birdsong in the hedgerows more.

2) Parishoners are apt to comment on my relaxed, cordial demeanor, and I seem to develop a spring to my step.

3) I've stopped paying my chiropractic, who was hopeless anyway. My funds now go to the more deserving, oriental practitioners of stress relief... and my back feels so much better.

4) I'm less bothered by Mrs Dick's routine monthly rejection of my bedroom advances. In fact, to say I'm "less bothered" is over-stating the case. It's difficult to put into words how little the rejection of my advances by her-indoors bothers me; the good Reverend really couldn't give a f*ck.

5) Finally, as the afterglow and memories of the previous punt fade into the sunset, along with the song of the skylark, I get a very strong urge to book my next liaison.

And over the past 3 years, I really do seem to have been blessed with copious numbers of exceedingly good liaisons.

Edited by Reverend Dick

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