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One For The Ladies

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Have any WG's gone to a regular massage establishment and wanted the masseur to take things a bit further? If so what was the reaction?

Similarly, do any ladies now get pleasure out of going for a waxing and is it clear to the beautician that you find it pleasurable rather than painful?

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Just so we're clear...

You are typing with both hands, right?

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Yes, because we're all sex crazed hussies who can't go about our daily life without getting the horn and needing a good seeing to.

Only the other day I nearly came with pleasure over the marrows in Tesco.

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Yes, because we're all sex crazed hussies who can't go about our daily life without getting the horn and needing a good seeing to.

Only the other day I nearly came with pleasure over the marrows in Tesco.

OMG! That's, like, soooo happened to me! I had to get the manager to give me a good seeing to behind the recycling bins. Then and only then did I feel capable of finishing my grocery shopping.

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Yes, because we're all sex crazed hussies who can't go about our daily life without getting the horn and needing a good seeing to.

Only the other day I nearly came with pleasure over the marrows in Tesco.

Marrows???? :o

Waking past the tins of baby carrots does it for me.

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OMG! That's, like, soooo happened to me! I had to get the manager to give me a good seeing to behind the recycling bins. Then and only then did I feel capable of finishing my grocery shopping.

Well, you should have seen the look on everyone's face when I humped the cash point in Barclays last week!

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Well, you should have seen the look on everyone's face when I humped the cash point in Barclays last week!

*Hugs*

I just can't go anywhere with bollards any more. Especially the ones that raise and lower.

*Shakes head sadly*

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Marrows???? :o

Waking past the tins of baby carrots does it for me.

:lol: :lol:

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@Lydia .... love the idea of you getting the horn;-) reminds me of a lovely Jo Brand comment about getting a wide on

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*Hugs*

I just can't go anywhere with bollards any more. Especially the ones that raise and lower.

*Shakes head sadly*

And to think Adele was shocked by my lust over marrows!

You win!

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And to think Adele was shocked by my lust over marrows!

You win!

I once stumbled across an online video of a woman shagging a traffic cone. I didn't half wince! :blink:

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I once stumbled across an online video of a woman shagging a traffic cone. I didn't half wince! :blink:

I'm that bored today I'm going to have to google that. (In between molesting my hoover and fingering myself when the neighbours pop round for a cup of tea).

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Just so we're clear...

You are typing with both hands, right?

LOL Amanda,he's probably typing with a pencil between his teeth.Glad i didn't ask the question.

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I can't believe this...really? NO, I do not know of any woman who finds waxing pleasurable.

And as the masseuse is usually a woman, no I don't ask them to go further. All I want a massage for is to sort out my bad back.

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I can't believe this...really? NO, I do not know of any woman who finds waxing pleasurable.

And as the masseuse is usually a woman, no I don't ask them to go further. All I want a massage for is to sort out my bad back.

bugger that. see a good osteopath. Mine is marvelous and fixes my aches really well. and no i dont want to shag him.

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Thanks a lot. Mrs L is cooking a marrow stuffed with mince and carrots. How do I explain the giggles???

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Actually, I confess, I did get aroused when I had my last tattoo done...

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Actually, I confess, I did get aroused when I had my last tattoo done...

what do you exoect when having your labia tattoed with 'justin' and 'timberlake'?

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what do you exoect when having your labia tattoed with 'justin' and 'timberlake'?

Shhhh! You'll ruin the surprise for all future punters! Tsk!

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I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER READING THIS THREAD.

GREAT STUFF

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