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Beenaboutabit

Man Meat Strikes Again

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Another in a long line of excellent FR's.I usually see these only when alerted so I hope this FR has not already been 'discussed'. (FR 107195)

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Agreed, he has a way with words. 'I did a little tap dance on the steps of Staples before continuing on my way' particularly made me laugh. That post-punt euphoria when you've just had a fantastic time rang bells with me

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he does come out with some classics lol.x i believe he said something along the lines of 'her tongue was 50 cm's long..we measured' in a particular report i remember

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he does come out with some classics lol.x i believe he said something along the lines of 'her tongue was 50 cm's long..we measured' in a particular report i remember

As you say, a classic. I think it has a lot to do with his naturally unique style. Unless I miss my guess he does it effortlessly, and once his posts had been brought to my attention I have often looked for them - I suppose he's a bit like the intro to Punternet - which is along the lines of - often imitated but the imitations are never as good as the Real thing. What's more he's a very active fellow! :)

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Knowing The Man of Meat personally his reports always make me smile. Time spent with him is quality time one has to say.

However his identity will remain a secret. If it were to be made into a film 'Man Meat' I would like to see Kevin Spacey reprise his role as Keyser Söze and play Man Meat.

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Man Meat is brilliant. I dont take a great deal of notice about what he says about the girl, and I cant see me booking someone based on one of his reports, but when I see that he has written a report I always read the others first so I can look forward to his and save it till last.

He is a bloody funny guy!

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Man Meat is brilliant. I dont take a great deal of notice about what he says about the girl, and I cant see me booking someone based on one of his reports, but when I see that he has written a report I always read the others first so I can look forward to his and save it till last.

He is a bloody funny guy!

I must admit, his recommendations are not top of the list of my priorities when I read his Reports. :)

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Knowing The Man of Meat personally his reports always make me smile. Time spent with him is quality time one has to say.

However his identity will remain a secret. If it were to be made into a film 'Man Meat' I would like to see Kevin Spacey reprise his role as Keyser Söze and play Man Meat.

I don't watch many films and very little tv so the characters you refer to were unknown to me until I read the Wikipedia entry just now. I'm so intrigued I'll have to watch the film to get a better understanding of what you have written. In Wiki there's a line regarding Keyser Soze suggesting he's, '"a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night" - almost worthy of Man Meat himself.

Surprising where an FR can take you!! :)

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Thanks for bringing this literary composition to my attention

Loved the little extra touch "Time Spent: 27mins 21sec" :)

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Thanks for bringing this literary composition to my attention

Loved the little extra touch "Time Spent: 27mins 21sec" :)

I have always wondered if he starts a timer as he enters and stops it as he leaves.. Always so accurate!

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He is a man of mystery. He posts on the forum but under a different pseudonym as is his right and very wise.

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LOL at Barcode on sausage...

(and at some shops, the checkout girls are indeed yummi)

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Meat is the lord and master - we are not worthy.

Reads like Raymond Chandler on poppers and viagra :P

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