Lara Brooks

Silly Season

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Ladies. Are we in “silly season” (you’ll know what I mean!)? I think there’s something going on as I’ve had so many enquiries of the type that are unusual for me - very specific requests which are often a bit pervy or complicated. The sort of request that would take me out of my comfort zone, which is OK occasionally but this is too frequent. Plus lots of people who I imagine are just after wank fodder – lots of emails wanting details of what positions I do/like, what turns me on, telling me what stuff they like (lots of detail, like a script), or just being bloody nosey about my life. OK, I know I’m an escort, and I understand men need to clarify what’s on offer, but this is a bit different. I actually had one man ask if he could call me and wank while he speaks to me on the phone (no you can’t, I’m not a free chat line!). Oh well, at least he was honest I suppose. Lots of emails trying to work out a date, but they take so long to confirm that the date is then taken by someone else and the process starts all over again. Of course, so far, none of these men have actually booked me; oh, apart from those who book 2+ hours then cancel on the day…the best being the 4 hour no show, with a crap excuse once he replied to my messages. So as I’ve discovered over the years, there are those that do and those that talk about it (probably with their cocks in their hands!) I despair, I really do. Thank god all this is just an irritation rather than a problem, and there are enough genuine clients around keeping things ticking over nicely. Thank you genuine clients, you help keep my faith in this business.

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Know exactly what you mean! I find silly seasons vary and come and go. I think we all get bad periods of weird calls and timewasters which make me a little paranoid, but they pass as soon as they arrive.

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Sorry to learn of your problem, Lara. It sounds to me as though you've attracted one (or possibly more) stalky obsessive types trying to see how far they can push things. Have you had ructions with any clients recently? Meanwhile just ignore them and they'll eventually give up and disappear.

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I think the internet now is massive and more and more people are aware of these sites so timewasters seem to be rife at times. But like you said thank goodness for the genuine clients out there.

Shelly

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I think the post-Christmas pre-payday time has always been the time when those too broke to actually make (and keep!) an appointment get a bit silly.

Big hello to two of my favouritest people though - hi Shelly and Lara!! Xxxx

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Could it be linked to the wet weather, that prevents some soft (in the head) souls from getting out?

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I think the post-Christmas pre-payday time has always been the time when those too broke to actually make (and keep!) an appointment get a bit silly.

I think Kimberlee is spot on with her assessment - needs must for some people this time of year but with the easy availability of free porn on the web nowadays why they think wasting a wg's time is acceptable I don't know!

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Guys like these give punters like us a bad name. I feel for you :(

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Big hello to two of my favouritest people though - hi Shelly and Lara!! Xxxx

Well hello there :D

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Hope your silly season passes quickly Lara.

I sometimes find one starts as a result of a new listing, not usually put there by me.

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Could it be linked to the wet weather, that prevents some soft (in the head) souls from getting out?

Weather has been a common reason for cancellations from new clients, I know it can be bad on some routes in my part of the world, but my regulars seem to get to me come hell or high water. I also don't like stories that don't fit properly, I'm not daft - would rather have 'sorry I can't make it/am too nervous' than a concocted explaination.

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I wonder if these punters act the same way when they try and buy other types of service? Maybe they also ring up the plumber from a witheld number, and ask him to come around in the middle of the night and fit a new bathroom swuite (all made out of marble with gold plated taps, jacuzzi jets and a half sized yacht in the bathtub), and to bring his three mates because money isn't an issue. Then cancel it all at the last minute because of bad weather

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Guys like these give punters like us a bad name. I feel for you :(

Yes i agree, saw my now regular lady yesterday, five times in as many months,i could do with some of that lotto funding and see her more often,she's really lovely not only to look at but as a person.

You can't beat us regular punters.

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Weather has been a common reason for cancellations from new clients, I know it can be bad on some routes in my part of the world, but my regulars seem to get to me come hell or high water. I also don't like stories that don't fit properly, I'm not daft - would rather have 'sorry I can't make it/am too nervous' than a concocted explaination.

But then they know that the journey is always worthwhile.

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These wankers really annoy me,the one and only time in four years i didn't make a meeting because of phone problems i got slated in feedback ,i tried to explain to the lady but she wouldn't believe me,now i understand why.

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But then they know that the journey is always worthwhile.

then surely if they are that worried they shouldnt book an unknown to them in the first place. its one thing to not confirm or cancel in the confirmation phone call but to cancel at the last minute with some daft excuse is just...daft.

had a guy phone the other day to cancel an appointment 20 minutes after it started. i asked him if in future he could cancel before the booking if possible and he said he was driving earlier and didnt have his mobile phone...then in the background i heard his satnav telling him to take a turn at the next roundabout..eerr hello.

one guy earlier just walked away as the lady didnt do the service he wanted, he didnt ask on the phone for that service, he just asked to book her. i asked him what the problem was and he told me the above. i asked him if he had seen her pictures as she to which he said yes he did earlier, i asked him if he had read her profile as it listed her services just abover he pictures and he said he had not as he didnt have any access to the internet ...now HOW does that work..silly season is indeed here by gum.x

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